who wants to live forever?

[phacemeltar]

http://io9.com/345728/geneticists-discover-a-way-to-extend-lifespans-to-800-years

[khanable]

It involves tinkering with two genes, and cutting down your calorie intake. Tests have already started on people in Ecuador.

haha no fatties allowed

[DeruIsLove]

800 years is not forever.

[nilzark]

If low calorie diet is a factor, then why do people in Afghanistan only live to about 35? They don't don't each much.

[Champion_Standing]

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
-Mark Twain

[Peatree]

There can be only one!
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/14883/_1253676055.jpg

[Laugher]

#yolo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg)

[nilbog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE&feature=kp

[Rellapse40]

Queen is so bad

[nilzark]

Wud live 800 years if I can bang 800 year old Katy Perry who is also living 800 years.

[Rellapse40]

Katy Perry is ugly who the fuk would wanna spend 800 yrs with that

[DeruIsLove]

Katy Perry is ugly who the fuk would wanna spend 800 yrs with that

For once we agree on something.

[Rellapse40]

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/91/1b/katy_9.jpg?itok=4cb_kDHI

Russell Brand saw the light

[nilbog]

http://www.moviemusic.com/imgcover/285/highlander-queen.gif

[Rellapse40]

a kind of magic that makes people wanna commit suicide when they hear their garbage

[Sidelle]

http://io9.com/345728/geneticists-discover-a-way-to-extend-lifespans-to-800-years

I predict this will trigger the zombie apocalypse.

To answer the OP question. Not me. Living forever would be awful.

[DeruIsLove]

It's apparent that you're a parent when:

Not me. Living forever would be awful.

[Tasslehofp99]

It's apparent that you're a parent when:

lol'd

[Kekephee]

Nietzsche wrote in one of his books about the danger of mistaking cause for consequence. His primary example was that of a local man who lived to be a great deal older than was the average at the time. When people asked the man, "what's your secret?" he would respond that his longevity came from eating an extremely meager diet. Nietzsche was quick to point out that this man did not live a long time because he didn't eat very much- he didn't eat very much because he had an extraordinarily efficient metabolism that could sustain him on very little food, and was, in fact, the true cause of his longevity.

[Gnomebert]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U9ExJESHiNA#

[Glenzig]

Nietzsche wrote in one of his books about the danger of mistaking cause for consequence. His primary example was that of a local man who lived to be a great deal older than was the average at the time. When people asked the man, "what's your secret?" he would respond that his longevity came from eating an extremely meager diet. Nietzsche was quick to point out that this man did not live a long time because he didn't eat very much- he didn't eat very much because he had an extraordinarily efficient metabolism that could sustain him on very little food, and was, in fact, the true cause of his longevity.

So he lived a long time because he didn't eat very much.

[Raavak]

Katy Perry is ugly who the fuk would wanna spend 800 yrs with thatShe got nice tits.