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inyiin
04-11-2014, 04:08 PM
Ryanj: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

Ryanj: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Ryanj.

Ryanj: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Ryanj: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Ryanj: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

Ryanj: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

Ryanj: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Ryanj: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Ryanj: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

Ryanj: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Ryanj: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Ryanj: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Ryanj: Baby?

GinnasP99
04-11-2014, 04:09 PM
Lol

LethClaypool
04-11-2014, 04:11 PM
It was just getting steamy too...

Bummer.

Twainz
04-11-2014, 04:58 PM
God what a tease. Scumbag

Champion_Standing
04-11-2014, 05:02 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yp69HUlcSOY/TioA1A1rXTI/AAAAAAAAHoY/HoIOOrl4aQ8/s640/tumblr_lbixbxQdpK1qe0eclo1_500.gif

baalzy
04-11-2014, 05:13 PM
Dude, how dare you sully Blood Ninja that way?
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Ahldagor
04-11-2014, 05:20 PM
Dude, how dare you sully Blood Ninja that way?
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-28617-Big-Lebowski-THANK-YOU-gif-dUMf.gif

Circa.
04-11-2014, 08:59 PM
lmao wtf

Ungriim
04-11-2014, 10:06 PM
Dude, how dare you sully Blood Ninja that way?
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Bardalicious
04-11-2014, 10:51 PM
i put on my robe and wizard hat...

holsteinrx7
04-14-2014, 10:19 PM
caps is obvious fake.

ryantwink20
04-14-2014, 10:22 PM
males cybering males shit I knew you were all GAY