Prexus Declares North Korea and South Korea fire "A Vital Threat"

[a_gnoll_pup]

Here is the press release statement from the Deepwater Knights News Network (DKNN):

Erudin, Odus (DKNN) -- Artillery shells from both Koreas were found in the bottom of Butcherblock Mountains' sea today following a heated exchange of fire from both sides into the water after a North Korean shell had hit close to the remote island where the Oracle of K`Arnon resides.

The Oracle of K'Arnon was unavailable for comment. However, a Guardian Of K`Arnon had responded to DKNN with the notion that he is in critical condition prior to the attack due to some 'stupid druid' attacking the Oracle prior.

Phinigel Autropos responded immediately following the incident, in a phone call with DKNN, claiming that the behavior by the Koreas were "unacceptable", and a "vital threat" to Kedge security.

Autropos declined further comment.

When asked about the conditions the Ocean of Tears is facing following the assault, Mr. Autropos said, "We do not believe that any sustainable damage was done to the Ocean of Tears, however, we are investigating and keeping an eye on the Koreas."


More as we have it.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26815041

[Azure]

"The North fired some 500 shots... and some 100 of them landed in waters south of the border," said Defence Ministry spokesman Kim Min-seok.

The western sea border is a flashpoint - in this 2010 incident North Korean fire killed four South Koreans

In late 2010, four South Koreans were killed on a border island by North Korean artillery fire. Border fire was also briefly exchanged in August 2011.

Seems like this is absolutely nothing new and dumbass military commanders waving their pecker around.

Zero casualties reported for this 2014 incident.

[Azure]

In November 2010, North Korea fired shells at the border island of Yeonpyeong, killing two marines and two civilians

On Monday a joint S Korea-US military drill also took place

Sounds like the NK commanders are getting a little butthurt that SK is waving their dicks in their face.

[Azure]

missed that part of the article there...

It said it was responding to South Korean military exercises in the area.

[sanforce]

Russia is probably getting North Korea to rustle some jimmies to take a little heat off of their 50,000+ troops stationed off of Ukraine's eastern border.

[Azure]

Russia is probably getting North Korea to rustle some jimmies to take a little heat off of their 50,000+ troops stationed off of Ukraine's eastern border.

lol good theory

[hatelore]

We have become so sheepafied as a people, it truely has become sad. This is how the news works.

Ol Putty boy and Obama will become lovers again, then Ol Kimmy will swing around his 5 inch pecker for a month or so, then China will swat at Japan over the Islands and finally some new development will come out of the Middle East. Oh and the plane,.don't forget the plane. It's being loaded up with dirty bombs and has its sights on the great state of Alabama. And when its all said and done??? Rinse and repeat. Think of it like a server repop.

[Ahldagor]

you forgot north korea torpedoing a south korean naval vessel.


russia took crimea as payment for ukraine's debt to them.