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VillainBlack
08-13-2010, 04:56 PM
This raid content is being overrun by the greed of Dark Ascension and Inglourious Basterds, the admins don't care because they play with those guilds, and everyone is either 50 already-- or just started playing, every guild can raid 2 zones on an 8 hour respawn timer, the owner of the server embezzled money from donations to take himself and Tralina to vegas(i mean honestly why not just buy a prostitute), and all the talented programmers are gone and have now been replaced by people who cheated on other servers-- with no plane of sky almost 1 year after release, and the estimated kunark date encroaching which is of little to no importance because of the shambled state of the kunark continent and content with months of coding to be written let alone perfected i can only wonder what is to become of the server?

Shannacore
08-13-2010, 04:59 PM
I've never been to Vegas :(

VictoryARC
08-13-2010, 05:06 PM
Nice run on sentence

Phallax
08-13-2010, 05:10 PM
Nice run on sentence

Thats worse than a run on, thats just a cluster fuck of words.

William_Munny15
08-13-2010, 05:15 PM
Shoot sometimes u gotta embezzle a little money and go to vegas with a chick, this is america

Virtuosos
08-13-2010, 06:26 PM
fuck yah



Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah

azeth
08-13-2010, 06:29 PM
fuck yah



Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah

sometimes your sig sums up my sentiment pretty accurately.

Virtuosos
08-13-2010, 06:32 PM
lol :p id love to take credit for it but it was all rogean

eqgamer
08-13-2010, 11:17 PM
i can only wonder what is to become of the server?

It's inevitable that people get tired of reliving 1999 every day on this server anyways. P99 was a novel idea, but honestly, any real players on EQ in '99 got their fulfillment of the limited content back then, unless of course you're a masochist. In which case, fuck you.

What's left is the pathetic WoW-Kiddy-ish player base that never got to experience end game content in '99 because mommy and daddy made them get out and get sunlight once in awhile. And I'd say judging by the inconsistency about what's classic or not, some of these devs are part of that group.

Let's face it.. the programmers here aren't phenomenal.. they released an old model skelly/wolf patch as if it hasn't been do-able client-side for the past 6 years. You guys keep on thinkin' that they'll release Kunark in the near future.. yup...

rioisk
08-13-2010, 11:33 PM
It's inevitable that people get tired of reliving 1999 every day on this server anyways. P99 was a novel idea, but honestly, any real players on EQ in '99 got their fulfillment of the limited content back then, unless of course you're a masochist. In which case, fuck you.

What's left is the pathetic WoW-Kiddy-ish player base that never got to experience end game content in '99 because mommy and daddy made them get out and get sunlight once in awhile. And I'd say judging by the inconsistency about what's classic or not, some of these devs are part of that group.

Let's face it.. the programmers here aren't phenomenal.. they released an old model skelly/wolf patch as if it hasn't been do-able client-side for the past 6 years. You guys keep on thinkin' that they'll release Kunark in the near future.. yup...

This sums up my opinion of P99

Straif
08-14-2010, 12:11 AM
It's inevitable that people get tired of reliving 1999 every day on this server anyways.

Pretty much why I'm quitting... I wasted a lot of my time on MMO's over the years. Early EQ & Ultima had a magical aura to them. I don't think any game that comes out is going to give me that same feeling.

I have jumped around from every MMO since I "officially" quit EQ after PoP. Every game that's come out, I've played, none have anchored me down. I stepped into the "high end raiding" scene and I can never go back. Every game is work, it's about being in the "top tier".

I can't live that lifestyle anymore. I can't invest any more time or money into in any game. They provide a great escape, which is probably why I always find one to keep my attention for a few months when I get bored with another. If I stay here I'll play for as long as the server is around and for what? To see shit I've already seen? To re-experience shit I've already done?

P99 has been an awesome experience, but it can't replicate the past. Everything is familiar. Nothing is new, nothing is special. Nothing has that magical feeling to make me want to play just 10 more minutes. I made a lot of good friends on many MMO's. Playing MMORPG's were an awesome adventure and a horrible decision at the same time.

I see most of my time playing them a waste of my life.

Eternal-Elf
08-14-2010, 12:19 AM
I see most of my time playing them a waste of my life.

Dude, I totally see where you are going with this statement.
However, when you look at what the "average" person is doing while you're "wasting" your life on an MMORPG......I'd go with the MMORPG.
I do agree on the servers progression at this time though. It's an excellent idea that has been destroyed by either a shitty player base or a lack of discovery.
No matter what character I play I don't look forward to anything.....cuz I've already had it all before. The only thing I was really looking forward to was Kunark because that was really when I started enjoying the game. I really hope that the devs releasing Kunark is not hog-wash.

As far as the devs being in the guilds that are raiding and such.....Not a whole lot to say about that considering they are the reason we are able to even play on this server in the first place.....I'd say if it's a huge problem just apply for the guild and go with them ? I dunno.

I'm barely level 20 remembering how awesome it is to creep along as a casual player. Remembering the countless hours it took me to get max level back in the day actually depresses me.

Peace

Straif
08-14-2010, 12:53 AM
Dude, I totally see where you are going with this statement.
However, when you look at what the "average" person is doing while you're "wasting" your life on an MMORPG......I'd go with the MMORPG.
I do agree on the servers progression at this time though. It's an excellent idea that has been destroyed by either a shitty player base or a lack of discovery.
No matter what character I play I don't look forward to anything.....cuz I've already had it all before. The only thing I was really looking forward to was Kunark because that was really when I started enjoying the game. I really hope that the devs releasing Kunark is not hog-wash.

As far as the devs being in the guilds that are raiding and such.....Not a whole lot to say about that considering they are the reason we are able to even play on this server in the first place.....I'd say if it's a huge problem just apply for the guild and go with them ? I dunno.

I'm barely level 20 remembering how awesome it is to creep along as a casual player. Remembering the countless hours it took me to get max level back in the day actually depresses me.

Peace

Yea don't get me wrong, I enjoyed playing and still do. Unfortunately, I can't commit the time. I've got other stuff I should be doing. MMO's are that great escape from people who don't understand partying needs to be in moderation. As much as I like to party and drink, I need to be more attentive to my goals and future.

MMO's offer that alternative to getting fucked up every night of the week. I'd rather spend my time in a virtual world than ruining 13 hours of training volume in the week and derailing a diet when I'm cutting weight. The problem is I just compensate with the gaming. It starts taking priority. Even though it's nothing incredibly exciting. I do it out of habit. I'm the epitome of gaming addiction syndrome. (Yes, I made it up)

Being in P99 instills a great deal of nostalgia, but it wears off and turns into shit. My experience is unique. I'm sure other people have taken to this server with great zeal.

Eternal-Elf
08-14-2010, 02:30 AM
To contradict what I said earlier though, there are days when I realize just how bad the world we live in sucks....and it's nice to go be a mystical character and relax and talk to people if you don't like you can /ignore.

eqgamer
08-14-2010, 02:33 AM
Escapism at it's finest sir.

Eternal-Elf
08-14-2010, 02:36 AM
guilty!

eqdruid76
08-14-2010, 10:14 AM
Zinc is by far the best element. I also like plutonium. It's just fun to say.....plutonium...."how's your plutonium today?"...."good, thank you...."

Part of me wants to agree with the "This server and these devs aren't all that" mentality. However, there have been "classic everquest server" projects in development since 2001. None of them went anywhere. Only this one succeeded. Flawed as it is, it's all there is, if you take my meaning. I agree, you'd think that will all the leet haxxorz out there who played EQ, there would be several options for reverse-engineered polished classic emulators. But there is 1. With c. 2000 players. And you'd better enjoy it while it lasts.

Itchybottom
08-14-2010, 11:07 AM
you'd think that will all the leet haxxorz out there who played EQ, there would be several options for reverse-engineered polished classic emulators. But there is 1. With c. 2000 players. And you'd better enjoy it while it lasts.

None of us really have the drive for a classic server due to the nature of how long they actually last once two or three guilds take it over. Hence why most people with talent in the EQEMU community run custom servers, or belong to ProjectEQ. I really wish /bug was monitored in game, it's faster for me to fill out bug reports that way in between kills. I hate writing crap down and forgetting about it when I get busy with other things.

Straif
08-14-2010, 01:05 PM
To contradict what I said earlier though, there are days when I realize just how bad the world we live in sucks....and it's nice to go be a mystical character and relax and talk to people if you don't like you can /ignore.

QFT. Amen.

Before I uninstalled Launcher. I hit up the server "A Happy Place"... non-legit / GM Commands. I spent like 6 hours re-exploring everything it was fucking awesome. If anyone is ever bored and feeling nostalgic, hit that shit up.

Sadly, it was a double edge sword because as I made it through Kunark and Velious I realized I had been there before, and as much as I want those expansions to come to P99, I know when they do I won't be content for long.

Eternal-Elf
08-15-2010, 01:40 AM
Sadly, it was a double edge sword because as I made it through Kunark and Velious I realized I had been there before, and as much as I want those expansions to come to P99, I know when they do I won't be content for long.

Unfortunately I think this is true for all of us. Everyone here seems to hell bent on level to 50, getting in a dev created guild, and raiding until their heart stops.

Is that how you remember EverQuest? Or do you remember it as running around Kelethin JUST because it was cool looking. Or finally making it to the throne room in crushbone just to go up that tower and get backstabbed by the Royal Guard. Which was crazy cuz you had NO IDEA he was there. Or how about your first trip to the Karanas when you kept asking yourself i you were EVER GOING TO ZONE lol.

This game is AWESOME don't get me wrong......but it's kinda like reliving the 6th grade. Sure you got your first blowjob.....but then remembering it was from a fat chick.

jeffd
08-15-2010, 02:05 AM
the more of you whiny turbonerds that quit, the better.

don't let the door hit your shit-filled socks on the way out.

Eternal-Elf
08-15-2010, 03:12 AM
the more of you whiny turbonerds that quit, the better.

don't let the door hit your shit-filled socks on the way out.

the only ones sporting a corner pile of shit-socks is you fucksticks that are hellbent on being "hard-core".

Hey bro! NEWSFLASH it's a 10 year old game, get the fuck over it. bahaha.

"Dude, I sure hope all these newbs quit so we can get back to super raiding the exact same shit we did 10 years ago."

"Dude, awesome."

ssyrax
08-15-2010, 05:50 AM
So far all I have seen here is a bunch of people whining about how they are choosing to play a game that they feel is a waste of time. If it is such a waste of your time, stop ranting about it and move on. If the only way you look at it is to relive your old glory days, or that you have to be hardcore to get anything out of it, of course you aren't going to like it, in which case why play? No matter what game you play, whatever you accomplish, in the end is meaningless. Everything you acquire, all the levels you gain, will fade away and leave you with nothing but a memory. If this is too difficult for you to bear, you might as well stop playing video games all together, and leave everyone who wants to play them alone. If you just want to rile people up because it gives you a jolly, maybe you should re-examine your pathetic shell of a life, and do something worthwhile with your energy. Whether the game is 10 years or 10 minutes old is irrelevant, like anything else, some people like it and some people dont. But why are you wasting your time complaining about it when you have it within your own power to never have to deal with it again?

Eternal-Elf
08-15-2010, 05:52 AM
So far all I have seen here is a bunch of people whining about how they are choosing to play a game that they feel is a waste of time. If it is such a waste of your time, stop ranting about it and move on. If the only way you look at it is to relive your old glory days, or that you have to be hardcore to get anything out of it, of course you aren't going to like it, in which case why play? No matter what game you play, whatever you accomplish, in the end is meaningless. Everything you acquire, all the levels you gain, will fade away and leave you with nothing but a memory. If this is too difficult for you to bear, you might as well stop playing video games all together, and leave everyone who wants to play them alone. If you just want to rile people up because it gives you a jolly, maybe you should re-examine your pathetic shell of a life, and do something worthwhile with your energy. Whether the game is 10 years or 10 minutes old is irrelevant, like anything else, some people like it and some people dont. But why are you wasting your time complaining about it when you have it within your own power to never have to deal with it again?

Spoken like a true adult.
I'll take your advice =)

NIght all

VillainBlack
08-16-2010, 12:12 AM
So far all I have seen here is a bunch of people whining about how they are choosing to play a game that they feel is a waste of time. If it is such a waste of your time, stop ranting about it and move on. If the only way you look at it is to relive your old glory days, or that you have to be hardcore to get anything out of it, of course you aren't going to like it, in which case why play? No matter what game you play, whatever you accomplish, in the end is meaningless. Everything you acquire, all the levels you gain, will fade away and leave you with nothing but a memory. If this is too difficult for you to bear, you might as well stop playing video games all together, and leave everyone who wants to play them alone. If you just want to rile people up because it gives you a jolly, maybe you should re-examine your pathetic shell of a life, and do something worthwhile with your energy. Whether the game is 10 years or 10 minutes old is irrelevant, like anything else, some people like it and some people dont. But why are you wasting your time complaining about it when you have it within your own power to never have to deal with it again?

This is rants and flames isn't it? if you don't want to read "RANTS AND FLAMES" and are going to post about how MATURE AND AWESOME you are then FUCK YOUR SELF and GO OUT SIDE then YOU WONT WORRY about what "RANTS AND FLAMES" are going on in the "RANTS AND FLAMES" section of a forum.


Potential new topic: Mature people stroking their ego more than their dicks?
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Cyrano
08-16-2010, 12:17 AM
Seems more like an big hug-fest for latently suicidal misanthropes.

Shrubwise
08-16-2010, 12:19 AM
This raid content is being overrun by the greed of Dark Ascension and Inglourious Basterds, the admins don't care because they play with those guilds, and everyone is either 50 already-- or just started playing, every guild can raid 2 zones on an 8 hour respawn timer, the owner of the server embezzled money from donations to take himself and Tralina to vegas(i mean honestly why not just buy a prostitute), and all the talented programmers are gone and have now been replaced by people who cheated on other servers-- with no plane of sky almost 1 year after release, and the estimated kunark date encroaching which is of little to no importance because of the shambled state of the kunark continent and content with months of coding to be written let alone perfected i can only wonder what is to become of the server?


http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=291&stc=1&d=1281932297

VillainBlack
08-16-2010, 12:33 AM
http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=291&stc=1&d=1281932297


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Eternal-Elf
08-16-2010, 12:44 AM
as pointless as that was....i lawl'd

ssyrax
08-16-2010, 05:42 AM
This is rants and flames isn't it? if you don't want to read "RANTS AND FLAMES" and are going to post about how MATURE AND AWESOME you are then FUCK YOUR SELF and GO OUT SIDE then YOU WONT WORRY about what "RANTS AND FLAMES" are going on in the "RANTS AND FLAMES" section of a forum.


Potential new topic: Mature people stroking their ego more than their dicks?
Potential new porn site catering to these mature individuals: www.barely81.com

This is the attitude I was talking about. If you didn't notice... I never once said I didn't want to read it. I merely offered a suggestion to people who don't seem to understand that complaining about something won't fix their problem. I don't have a problem. and no I don't think I'm mature and awesome, I am just more mature and awesome than you.

toyodafenninro
08-18-2010, 04:35 PM
I look at it like this.

Project 1999 was always on a limited timeline and most everyone understands this. What puzzles me is why anyone is surprised.

On most live servers, including my home of Fennin Ro, there was typically 1 or two guilds that dominated raid content. These guilds were always rumored, whether true or not, to be favored by GM's. Not sure why anyone thinks this, or any well populated private server, or the upcoming Everquest Classic will be any different.

On most live servers, while new players did trickle in, the majority of the population was a static group of people who ended up with at least one max level character, leveling twinks in their spare time. Not sure why anyone thinks this, or any well populated private server, or the upcoming Everquest Classic will be any different.

Play it until its no longer fun, just like you did before. Quit when you want to. Just realize, as a smart person noted in this thread, these sort of ventures are pretty rare. EQ:Classic will come out....and people will play it. Some will leave P1999 for this server, others will remain. A couple guilds will dominate that server, too. There will be rumors abound of GM favoritism. Population will stabalize much quicker than on Live in 1999...people will play til theyre bored...and "so it goes" as K.V. would say. The fact remains that as the years go on it will be harder and harder to populate a classic EQ server.

Recreate the memories, while you can.

Shrubwise
08-18-2010, 08:57 PM
The fact remains that as the years go on it will be harder and harder to populate a classic EQ server.

Gonna have to disagree with you on this one. The server opened less than a year ago with a max of about 250-300 people on. Like, primetime. We were shitting our pants when it hit 300.

Now, prime time is 900+, less than a year later. Kunark's going to bring more (and old players). Velious will bring more. And even if after Velious they blow up the server and start over... there's going to be tons of people trying to be the biggest and best (for that first week, anyways)

If you build it, they shall play.

nicemace
08-18-2010, 09:16 PM
i was end game raider from 2000 till 2007, in top guilds, doing content in the expansion they were released, not 3 expansions later like most... ive done it all seen it all.

i still enjoy doing the raid content on P99, im not trying to relive my experiences or anything, im just enjoying a game with some mates as theres nothing better at the moment and i need a break from dota every now and then.

obviously the current content is pretty limited, but meh still enjoyable, guess thats cause im part of 1 of the 2 guilds getting bosses :D

but seriously, if you dont like it, why you play ? no one actually gives a shit about what you think. leave if you dont enjoy it... i know i wouldnt keep playing a game i didnt enjoy.

Malrubius
08-18-2010, 09:19 PM
Gonna have to disagree with you on this one. The server opened less than a year ago with a max of about 250-300 people on. Like, primetime. We were shitting our pants when it hit 300.

Now, prime time is 900+, less than a year later. Kunark's going to bring more (and old players). Velious will bring more. And even if after Velious they blow up the server and start over... there's going to be tons of people trying to be the biggest and best (for that first week, anyways)

If you build it, they shall play.

Gonna have to agree with that. As the years go on, more and more people are going to want to play something that isn't full of uber d00dz who got their Fairy Knight to level 150 in a weekend. Splitting the server is something that will have to happen eventually...it has even been hinted by the devs multiple times.

Anyway, I know I'll always come back from time to time to relive the good times. The QQers will all come back...unfortunately they always come back. :p

Zenlina
08-18-2010, 10:22 PM
On most live servers, including my home of Fennin Ro, there was typically 1 or two guilds that dominated raid content. These guilds were always rumored, whether true or not, to be favored by GM's. Not sure why anyone thinks this, or any well populated private server, or the upcoming Everquest Classic will be any different.

Dont recall any GM favourism generally because GM dont play on the server they are looking after. That aside, TMO sucks nutz

Serith
08-18-2010, 10:28 PM
Escapism at it's finest sir.

its*

Cyrano
08-18-2010, 11:13 PM
When have the GMs ever hinted at the server being split?

kenzar
08-18-2010, 11:34 PM
When have the GMs ever hinted at the server being split?

i was thinking the same thing. this is news to me. i hope they let me switch to horde when it happens :confused:

eqdruid76
08-19-2010, 12:02 AM
Dont recall any GM favourism generally because GM dont play on the server they are looking after. That aside, TMO sucks nutz

Anyone have a GIF of Lex Luthor shouting wrong?

toyodafenninro
08-19-2010, 05:56 PM
Dont recall any GM favourism generally because GM dont play on the server they are looking after. That aside, TMO sucks nutz

Sorry, I should have been more clear. What I meant was simply that, if you played in the two guilds who dominated during my particular hayday on Fennin Ro (Order of Redemption/Defenders of Akanon and The Mystical Order), you were going to have an easier than normal upill battle of getting service from the GM staff. While they may not have "played eq," many people felt they "played favorites."

Thats all Im saying. On most servers, emu or not, this is the case...or at least the suspicion among the general populace.

Infectious
08-19-2010, 10:42 PM
Not to change the subject on the whine fest... But Tralina is a chick? I thought she was a dude with a bob hair cut.

vincin
08-19-2010, 10:45 PM
You know what?...shut up....and what?

im really starting to get sick of this nonsense....hehe

redghosthunter
08-20-2010, 11:49 AM
You know what?...shut up....and what?

im really starting to get sick of this nonsense....hehe

Isnt the nonsense what the R & F is about?

Shannacore
08-20-2010, 11:53 AM
Not to change the subject on the whine fest... But Tralina is a chick? I thought she was a dude with a bob hair cut.

Hurrrrrrr

Loquan
08-20-2010, 11:58 AM
Hurrrrrrr

It's ok, I think your hot. :cool:

Bashee_Feind
08-20-2010, 02:18 PM
It's ok, I think your hot. :cool:

Suckup...

StinkyGreenBud
08-21-2010, 12:08 AM
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StinkyGreenBud
08-21-2010, 12:11 AM
Ablutophobia Fear of washing or bathing
Agyrophobia Abnormal and persistent fear of crossing streets
Aerophobia Fear of swallowing air
Alektorophobia Fear of chickens
Alliumphobia Fear of garlic
Ambulophobia Fear of walking
Anablephobia Fear of looking up
Anemophobia Fear of wind
Anthrophobia Fear of flowers
Arachibutyrophobia Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Arithmophobia Fear of numbers
Aulophobia Fear of flutes
Auroraphobia Fear of Northern Lights
Barophobia Fear of gravity
Basophobia Fear of walking
Batophobia Fear of being close to high buildings
Bibliophobia Fear of books
Blennophobia Fear of slime
Bogyphobia Fear of the bogeyman
Cathisophobia Fear of sitting
Catoptrophobia Fear of mirrors
Chaetophobia Fear of hair
Chionophobia Fear of snow
Chromatophobia Fear of colors
Chrometophobia Fear of money
Chronophobia Fear of time
Chronomentrophobia Fear of clocks
Cibophobia Fear of food
Clinophobia Fear of going to bed
Cnidophobia Fear of string
Consecotaleophobia The abnormal fear of chopsticks
Deciophobia Fear of making decisions
Defecaloesiophobia Fear of bowel movements
Deipnophobia Fear of dining or dinner conversations
Dendrophobia Fear of trees
Dextrophobia Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Didaskaleinophobia Fear of school
Eisoptrophobia Fear of mirrors
Eleutherophobia Fear of freedom
Eosophobia Fear of daylight
Epistemophobia Fear of knowledge
Ergophobia Fear of work
Ereuthophobia Fear of the color red
Geliophobia Fear of laughter
Geniophobia Fear of chins
Genuphobia Fear of knees
Geumaphobia Fear of taste
Gnosiophobia Fear of knowledge
Graphophobia Fear of writing
Heliophobia Fear of the sun
Helmintophobia Fear of being infested with worms
Hemophobia Fear of blood
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Fear of long words
Homichlophobia Fear of fog
Hypnophobia Fear of sleep
Ichthyophobia Fear of fish
Ideophobia Fear of new or different ideas
Kainophobia Fear of anything new
Kathisophobia Fear of sitting down
Lachanophobia Fear of vegetables
Leukophobia Fear of the color white
Levophobia Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Linonophobia Fear of string
Logophobia Fear of words
Mageirocophobia The fear of cooking
Melanophobia Fear of the color black
Melophobia Fear of music
Metrophobia Fear of poetry
Mnemophobia Fear of memories
Mottephobia Fear of moths
Nebulaphobia Fear of fog
Neophobia Fear of anything new
Nephophobia Fear of clouds
Nomatophobia Fear of names
Octophobia Fear of the number 8
Ommetaphobia Fear of eyes
Oneirophobia Fear of dreams
Ophthalmophobia Fear of opening one’s eyes
Ostraconophobia Fear of shellfish
Panophobia Fear of everything
Papyrophobia Fear of paper
Paralipophobia Fear of responsibility
Paraskavedekatriaphobia Fear of Friday the 13th
Pediophobia Morbid fear aroused by the sight of a child or a child's doll
Peladophobia Fear of bald people
Phagophobia Fear of eating or swallowing or of being eaten
Phengophobia Fear of daylight
Phobophobia Fear of fear
Photophobia Fear of light
Phronemophobia Fear of thinking
Pogonophobia Fear of beards
Sciophobia Fear of shadows
Scolionophobia Fear of school
Selenophobia Fear of the moon
Siderophobia Fear of stars
Sitophobia Fear of food
Sophophobia Fear of learning
Stasibasiphobia Fear of walking
Thaasophobia Fear of sitting
Trichopathophobia Fear of hair
Triskadekaphobia Fear of the number 13
Verbophobia Fear of words
Xanthophobia Fear of the color yellow

Eternal-Elf
08-21-2010, 12:29 AM
I think this is the first time I have actually READ someones entire post and not just skimmed it. Well done sir=)

azxten
08-21-2010, 03:12 AM
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

This is so women's servants could dress them easier and so men could draw their sword without the hilt going into their shirt by accident (both assuming right handed people).

azxten
08-21-2010, 03:13 AM
Which also reminds me of 51. Hot water is always on the left because before hot water existed the valve was on the right for right handed people so the natural place to put hot was on the left.

Aprio
08-21-2010, 06:06 AM
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

Wrong. After death the flesh dehydrates and pulls away from the nails and hair giving the illusion of growth.

Swishahouse
08-23-2010, 06:59 AM
If you are bored GET RAD!!!

Estolcles
08-23-2010, 08:44 AM
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

This seems like a padded stat, only because their use with police squads and as attack mutts in WWII.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

There is also the added point of, with statues of people who served in the American Civil War (or, "The War Of Northern Agression"), if the statue faces North, they were a Yankee. If the statue faces South, they fought for the Confederacy.

....

Coincidentally, the saying of "The South Shall Rise Again!" is true for all men that don't suffer from E.D., Castration, or other penile injuries. :P