Mellyn from IB [Archive]

Cyrano

08-12-2010, 12:20 AM

So Mellyn and I were having a conversation earlier about some weird text messages I got tonight. And I write out the whole thing then she goes afk. I don't know wtf is going on with her but I'm just saying don't have conversation with Mellyn, she'll just ignore you. She's probably just talking with someone else, I can't be sure though there's no AFK tag on her!

Phallax

08-12-2010, 12:50 AM

Shes mean for sure! I once trained a sonic bat on her and she said "thats fine" I was like OOOOO mean so mean!

Ektar

08-12-2010, 12:57 AM

One time she did a transfer for me by running an item from a character in north freeport, then hopping on the boat to get to a character in oot -- then GATING OUT. WHAT A BITCHHOLE

Serith

08-12-2010, 01:12 AM

Ya she's a cunt

Loke

08-12-2010, 02:43 AM

you shut your mouth Cyrano - Mellyn taught me how to speak a number of languages.. I'll fight you to the death to defend her honor my good man. Me, you, east commons tunnel - we're going to fight sir.

YendorLootmonkey

08-12-2010, 05:38 AM

LOL poor Mellyn <3

Cyrano

08-12-2010, 11:12 AM

One time she did a transfer for me by running an item from a character in north freeport, then hopping on the boat to get to a character in oot -- then GATING OUT. WHAT A BITCHHOLE

SHE DIDN'T EVEN BUFF YOU? WHAT A DRAGONWHORE!

Sinlea

08-12-2010, 01:11 PM

One time, Mellyn SoWed me and I already had a SoW. What a bitch.

YendorLootmonkey

08-12-2010, 08:07 PM

Mellyn gave me two Ebony Bladed Swords before I could even dual wield... what a unthoughtful jerk. :(

girth

08-12-2010, 11:30 PM

She only helped me get 1 pegasus cloak. How selfish...

Arkis

08-13-2010, 04:52 AM

One time Mellyn dragged me to kedge to have fun. And I had so much fun. God I hate her.

Eternal-Elf

08-14-2010, 04:51 AM

bahahaha sounds like a real bitch-bot 5000

Atennu

08-14-2010, 05:17 AM

Speaking of mellyn and kedge. Please dont EVER do a undertow raid/group with her leading! Ugh that was a terrible night.

Cyrano

08-14-2010, 06:01 AM

Mellyn just told me the server wasn't up when it was, what's up with her deceit?

Mellyn

08-14-2010, 06:31 AM

I'm so ashamed :(

YendorLootmonkey

08-14-2010, 12:27 PM

Shes mean for sure! I once trained a sonic bat on her and she said "thats fine" I was like OOOOO mean so mean!

This one is my favorite :)

YendorLootmonkey

08-15-2010, 12:02 PM

Mellyn had a bunch of her guildmates send me /tells to congratulate me on finally successfully making a Trueshot Bow after 30 attempts with a Fletching skill of 12. Thanks for all the /tell spam, you lousy bitch!!

TigerWoods

08-15-2010, 01:29 PM

Sounds like everyone in this thread has a gigantic e-boner.

Eternal-Elf

08-16-2010, 12:00 AM

Maybe you guys should all create a shrine of these IB douche bags in your basement closet. That way you can worship them in peace and leave the rest of us alone

Cyrano

08-16-2010, 12:18 AM

Maybe you guys should all create a shrine of these IB douche bags in your basement closet. That way you can worship them in peace and leave the rest of us alone

That means half of us would be worshiping ourselves!

Eternal-Elf

08-16-2010, 12:31 AM

That means half of us would be worshiping ourselves!

As if you don't spend enough time doing that already right?
but hey if you are just wanting a pat on the back kudos for using a forum to feel less like a virgin.

CONGRATS

Atennu

08-16-2010, 01:00 AM

CONGRATS
Didnt read the rest, just saw you were a fan of our AWESOME guild.

Thanks for support! We'll have Ektar our PR officer write you a thank you letter with an autograph of him and his Fiery Avenger!

Keep up the good work citizen

Sinlea

08-16-2010, 01:36 AM

That means half of us would be worshiping ourselves!

Mirrors would work!

Ektar

08-16-2010, 02:48 AM

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/untitled11.jpg

girth

08-16-2010, 03:36 AM

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL ektar omfg

Eternal-Elf

08-16-2010, 06:11 AM

You guys are so incredibly lame.

Ektar

08-16-2010, 12:45 PM

You guys are so incredibl e.

thanks BREW

Cyrano

08-16-2010, 12:51 PM

We should give each one of those pics an authorization number and sell them on QVC! Shit we could make our own and call it QViC

TigerWoods

08-16-2010, 06:43 PM

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/untitled11.jpg

to bad your a paladin. they suck.

girth

08-16-2010, 07:17 PM

to bad your a paladin. they suck.

You are sadly misinformed. And if I were you, TigerWoods, I would get myself checked for STDs.

Droxx

08-16-2010, 07:37 PM

You guys are so incredibly lame.

Didn't you quit?

Why the fuck do you still post here?

Eternal-Elf

08-17-2010, 12:39 AM

You are sadly misinformed. And if I were you, TigerWoods, I would get myself checked for STDs.

Why he been sleepin with your mom?