Shits Not Classic

[Cecily]

Well with Velious coming out, we finally have a truly classic EQ environment to play in. All that remains is some patches and tiny bug fixes till we're finished, right? No. The player base isn't classic at all. Your'e all really mean people with a hatred for typos and a passion for morans and/or inside job terrorist attacks. EQ people back in the day were insufferably nice, passive aggressive introverts who would shun the fuck out of you if you were an asshole.

Somwhere in the last 15 years we lost our way as internet users. That asshole players like you and I seem to run this server highlights our failing as a community. To get back to a truly classic experience we all need to be banned before Velious. Registration in the future would require Amish lineage, the only people who know how to conduct a proper shunning these days. They are also 15 years behind, minimum, so they should be circa 1999 nice. And all mean sounding posts would require optional mandatory smileys :) or be shunned.

Save P1999 and request your ban today!

[hatelore]

I r requesting a ban right now~ A+ post.


And for the rekord, Bush DID nock down the towerz. These are facts that can be double triple and quad checked on facts.com. ~

[Estolcles]

https://i.imgflip.com/7d379.jpg

[Danth]

I live in Amish country and wear an amish-made hat. Does that count?

Danth

[Cecily]

Close enough, Danth. Figure getting computers for the new community might be an issue so... you can take charge of that project.

[radditsu]

Cecily why the professional?

[BigHurb]

i banned myself

[Cecily]

#1 assassin movie.

[Psionide]

It is a good movie but honorable mentions to Pulp Fiction and Collateral. Also don't sleep on that ***** Bourne.

[Cecily]

Gratuitous milk drinking and plant care taking wins it for me.

[Rhambuk]

#1 assassin movie.

[Swish]

https://i.imgflip.com/7d379.jpg

It's funny because its true, beta participation lacking...people too busy farming themselves a 20th hiero cloak.

[Rhambuk]

It's funny because its true, beta participation lacking...people too busy farming themselves a 20th hiero cloak.

gimme your info swish ill test it

[radditsu]

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0111255/ ?


No love for Sly?

[JayN]

Well with Velious coming out, we finally have a truly classic EQ environment to play in. All that remains is some patches and tiny bug fixes till we're finished, right? No. The player base isn't classic at all. Your'e all really mean people with a hatred for typos and a passion for morans and/or inside job terrorist attacks. EQ people back in the day were insufferably nice, passive aggressive introverts who would shun the fuck out of you if you were an asshole.

Somwhere in the last 15 years we lost our way as internet users. That asshole players like you and I seem to run this server highlights our failing as a community. To get back to a truly classic experience we all need to be banned before Velious. Registration in the future would require Amish lineage, the only people who know how to conduct a proper shunning these days. They are also 15 years behind, minimum, so they should be circa 1999 nice. And all mean sounding posts would require optional mandatory smileys :) or be shunned.

Save P1999 and request your ban today!

I dont know about you bros but 9/11 changed everything for me in game and out

9/11 raped us and took our friendly naivety away and turned us all into assholes out to get ours

god damn bush and cheney for raping me

[Lamil]

I dont know about you bros but 9/11 changed everything for me in game and out

9/11 raped us and took our friendly naivety away and turned us all into assholes out to get ours

god damn bush and cheney for raping me

I didn't have a TV because all I played was EQ back then. A friend had to come over with a VHS tape of what happened so I wouldn't be clueless.

[Bardalicious]

OP is a trans. Not classic. /thread

[myriverse]

I've met just as many nice people in P99 as Live.
Just as many mean too.

[nilzark]

#1 assassin movie.

#2 Lolita Movie, na mean?

[Gaffin 7.0]

OP is a trans. Not classic. /thread

lol'd

[Cecily]

Pixelated traps were definitely part of the classic experience.

[Rhambuk]

Pixelated traps

lol

[HeallunRumblebelly]

The rest of us started using voice chat. And with the bass in our voices we shouted down the weak, and took our just rewards.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Also, can't embed, but this sums up how to make someone successful on p99 :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

[Cecily]

The day is approaching to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time.
We're gonna need a montage. (Montage)
A sports-training montage! (Montage)

And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
And with every shot, show a little improvement
To show it won't take too long.
That's called a montage. (Montage)
Even Rocky had a montage! (Montage)

In any sport, if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You'll need a montage. (Montage)
A simple little montage! (Montage)

Always fade out (Montage) into a montage... (Montage)
If you fade out it seems like a long time (Montage) has passed in a montage... (Montage)
Montage... (Montage)

[Cecily]

God I wanna see a P99 rise to glory montage.

[Azure]

was a good and very influential movie in my life

[Azure]

LOL DERUBAEL! derubaels sig was so amazing, i stole it. <3

[Hollywood]

Well with Velious coming out, we finally have a truly classic EQ environment to play in. All that remains is some patches and tiny bug fixes till we're finished, right? No. The player base isn't classic at all. Your'e all really mean people with a hatred for typos and a passion for morans and/or inside job terrorist attacks. EQ people back in the day were insufferably nice, passive aggressive introverts who would shun the fuck out of you if you were an asshole.

Somwhere in the last 15 years we lost our way as internet users. That asshole players like you and I seem to run this server highlights our failing as a community. To get back to a truly classic experience we all need to be banned before Velious. Registration in the future would require Amish lineage, the only people who know how to conduct a proper shunning these days. They are also 15 years behind, minimum, so they should be circa 1999 nice. And all mean sounding posts would require optional mandatory smileys :) or be shunned.

Save P1999 and request your ban today!

Still trying too hard.

[Byrjun]

Packets of Death.