Bazek Revealed!! Dark Ascension

[braveheart]

just for laughs check out this confrontation I had with bazek from Dark Ascension. On wednesday Aug 4th, while I was pulling for the plane of fear raid bazek randomly agro's mobs I'm splitting and trains them to our raid and casted Divine Aura (invulnerability). We kill all the mobs and he responds to me in tells with words such as "LAWLZ" etc... the same day sombody starts impersonating me on the project 1999 forums by creating a forum name Cazicthule and started talking trash in the R&F section.

The impersonator was obviously bazek level 50 cleric from Dark Ascension

just now I was visited by the very mastermind himself and this is what he said

[Evorix]

lol Cazicthule is not bazek

[Evorix]

Get some SSs or tell an officer if Bazek trained you... I know for sure Cazicthule is not Bazek therefore making your argument invalid. Stop tryin to flame shit with false info.

[braveheart]

this is just for laughs evorix were not debating who did this we already know. you guys are very sad people in the world and we laugh at you, get over it

[Evorix]

hmmm... ok? am i missing something?

[Nedala]

hmmm... ok? am i missing something?

Braveheart = Cazic Thule (ingame)

Bazek = Cazicthule (forumtroll)

thats at least what seems obviously because the cazicthule troll forum account appeared after bazek got mad on Cazic.

Maybe its just a coincidence but i dont think so because nobody else has a reason to make look Cazic(the ingame player) look bad.

Whoever if it is a coincidence the screen above shows anyway what a moron this guy is :D

[Evorix]

Braveheart = Cazic Thule (ingame)

Bazek = Cazicthule (forumtroll)

thats at least what seems obviously because the cazicthule troll forum account appeared after bazek got mad on Cazic.

Maybe its just a coincidence but i dont think so because nobody else has a reason to make look Cazic(the ingame player) look bad.

Whoever if it is a coincidence the screen above shows anyway what a moron this guy is :D

Ah ok, that clarifies things a little. But nonetheless, Cazicthule is noone from DA. This I know for a fact.

[Supreme]

Ah ok, that clarifies things a little. But nonetheless, Cazicthule is noone from DA. This I know for a fact.

yeah....lots of facts that you probably are not aware of about DA.

[Evorix]

yeah....lots of facts that you probably are not aware of about DA.

Cool story bro... but i do know this fact.

[Skope]

Ah ok, that clarifies things a little. But nonetheless, Cazicthule is noone from DA. This I know for a fact.

isn't that Raren? the one from DA that was banned for exploits and trolls on here like a madman?

[braveheart]

I've narrowed it down to two options

A) evorix does not know what a fact is
B) evorix/cazicthule(forum account) = bazek

[Evorix]

I've narrowed it down to two options

A) evorix does not know what a fact is
B) evorix/cazicthule(forum account) = bazek

Yup, you caught me..... and yes skope u r correct

[Supreme]

Cool story bro... but i do know this fact.

Knowing Bazek i would have to say that this is not in his character. He would not waste time with petty drama.

But there is definately others in DA that would...probably someone that is a close friend of Bazek that was playing his account. The list is pretty short.

[Barkingturtle]

I think what we're all still wondering is: Did her pussy stink?

[Supreme]

Btw Barthorn is a close friend of Bazek and has a RBB..of course he got that with another guild so i am not sure why he is bragging.

[Starklen]

Well I have runed bolster belt off vox.

[braveheart]

Knowing Bazek i would have to say that this is not in his character. He would not waste time with petty drama.

But there is definately others in DA that would...probably someone that is a close friend of Bazek that was playing his account. The list is pretty short.

looks like you now know a new side of him then supreme

[girth]

Autobotz, wait till kunark and make a monk.

[Skope]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13818

Raren, if it's public records, why don't you provide links?

it's Raren. So yes, apparently it was a member of DA

[braveheart]

pull out the scapegoat, go <Dark Douchebags> defend your soiled name!

[girth]

pull out the scapegoat, go <Dark Douchebags> defend your soiled name!

More like hero. I wish we had somebody who duped for us. :D

[Bazek]

hahahahahahaha WTF?!?

[braveheart]

people get away with murder everyday, just keep denying, the truth is good enough for me

[Reiker]

yall are missing the important details: this dude owns a business, yo.

[Bazek]

LMAO you're so fucking stupid, no wonder why someone dislikes you that much to fuck with you on the forums. Whoever it is is probably laughing their ass off about how belligerent you sound. Aren't you that newb rogue from Trans back in the day that used to beg me for rezzes all the time and I used to help out a lot? Lets get a few things straight:
1) I don't give a shit about you; you're a no one to me and I am never on these forums except to check EC Tunnel thread.
2) No one plays my character.
3) I zoned in to fear during a guild raid and went to west wall, whether mobs agroed or not, I don't know, but it could of happened to anyone. I apologize if I did train you guys, but I did not cast DA either way.
4) I got hate tells for training and I didn't respond with "LAWLS" so stop your nonsense. I responded with a "?" then you followed with a "?" then I said stfu. At that point you said "I would expect an answer like that from someone in DA based on your rep" and than I told you that if you need someone to listen to your problems and need a shoulder to cry on you can send a tell to Loke and tell him all about it and you said "no thanks".
5) How does that screenshot you posted have any sort of relation to me whatsoever? I would not message you from an alt or a different name, I would send a tell from Bazek if I had a problem with you.

Now that we are on the same page.
6) Get your fucking facts straight next time. Stop these salem witch trials and just play EQ dude.

[Reiker]

sup Bazek bro

[xorbier]

Another failed attempt to bash a top guild with no factual evidence.

[Bazek]

I have a few more things to add.

Braveheart = Cazic Thule (ingame)

Bazek = Cazicthule (forumtroll)


Nedala:
You are calling me a "forumtroll"?
'Nedala'
Join Date: 03-14-2010
Posts: 287

That is less than 5 months of being registered on the forums and if you do your math; that means you have been registered for approx 145 days. Which means, you have made just about 2 posts EVERY DAY for 145 days...keep up the good work.

Braveheart:
Why don't you use your brain and check the join date of CazicThule's forum account first?
'CazicThule'
Join Date: 07-27-2010

Which means...
On wednesday Aug 4th, while I was pulling for the plane of fear raid bazek randomly agro's mobs I'm splitting and trains them to our raid and casted Divine Aura (invulnerability).

thats at least what seems obviously because the cazicthule troll forum account appeared after bazek got mad on Cazic.

Maybe its just a coincidence but i dont think so because nobody else has a reason to make look Cazic(the ingame player) look bad.

...you guys are retarded.

[quido]

Bazek touches my heart like Barthorn touches my wee.

[braveheart]

wow you took a lot of time to type all that, well i still know it was you

[Bones]

I think what we're all still wondering is: Did her pussy stink?

[Bazek]

wow you took a lot of time to type all that, well i still know it was you

LOL, you really out did yourself. I did not think it was possible for anyone to be that ignorant and flat out stupid. You took the time out of your pathetic life, the business that you run and that bachelors degree that you are working so very hard at, all for me? You try to make me look bad, tarnish my name, and my guild...for what?

this is just for laughs evorix were not debating who did this we already know. you guys are very sad people in the world and we laugh at you, get over it

To get a few laughs at me or us? Go ahead, but I think you're the one that looks like a sad, pathetic person and whom people are laughing at. Remember, you are the one that took the time to make this thread all for me, just running your mouth and babbling on with no sort of structure, evidence or intelligence. And when I defend myself with all of the above and you are surprised that I typed that all out? or surprised how much of an imbecile I made you look like?

Just stop.

P.S. Wasup Reiker, hows it going?

[braveheart]

lol what?

[Abacab-insurection]

I think I remember Bazek, my few encounters with him went something like:

http://i38.tinypic.com/qnk2ac.jpg

Overall a pretty legit and moral dude.

[Bazek]

LOL, who are you?

Someone actually mentioned that 'Theaids' is your character though, true story.

[braveheart]

haha damn bazek... the irony

[Loke]

I love how Remedy, Trans, and Divinity try to act like they're above all this petty guild drama - yet are generally the most vocal shit talkers in all of these threads (and in this case, even instigated it).

[braveheart]

no investigation was required lol it was common sense

[Abacab-insurection]

I love how Remedy, Trans, and Divinity try to act like they're above all this petty guild drama - yet are generally the most vocal shit talkers in all of these threads (and in this case, even instigated it).

They're above it...

Because their guild doesn't have me on payroll to train their competition, or assist in their backhand schemes

[Loke]

They're above it...

Because their guild doesn't have me on payroll to train their competition, or assist in their backhand schemes

You're still original and relevant :rolleyes:

[Skope]

Sorry Loke, they asked who Cazicthule was on the forums and i thought that it was raren, and in fact i was right. As for the rest of this crap i have no idea what's going on, and frankly I don't care. Don't involve the rest of us in your mess

[braveheart]

if you dont want to get involved then dont post here, its thats simple

[Agaron]

Yo. I run my own business, and have a bachelors degree in not getting laid minus smelling stinky pussy. Holla.

[Abacab-insurection]

I'm in DA secretly, I cause server wide problems so you focus on me instead of the guild while they continuously exploit the server into an early grave.

[girth]

Yo. I run my own business, and have a bachelors degree in not getting laid minus smelling stinky pussy. Holla.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMD5R8stRc

[braveheart]

hahaa

[Rhalous]

I love how Remedy, Trans, and Divinity try to act like they're above all this petty guild drama - yet are generally the most vocal shit talkers in all of these threads (and in this case, even instigated it).

I would have thought grouping individual's thoughts with a whole guild's views and ideas would be a little beyond you, Loke.

[Hasbinbad]

yall are missing the important details: this dude owns a business, yo.
..and his dad TOTALLY owns a dealership..

[Bazek]

just for laughs check out this confrontation I had with bazek from Dark Ascension. On wednesday Aug 4th, while I was pulling for the plane of fear raid bazek randomly agro's mobs I'm splitting and trains them to our raid and casted Divine Aura (invulnerability). We kill all the mobs and he responds to me in tells with words such as "LAWLZ" etc... the same day sombody starts impersonating me on the project 1999 forums by creating a forum name Cazicthule and started talking trash in the R&F section.

The impersonator was obviously bazek level 50 cleric from Dark Ascension


Braveheart = Cazic Thule (ingame)

Bazek = Cazicthule (forumtroll)

thats at least what seems obviously because the cazicthule troll forum account appeared after bazek got mad on Cazic.

Maybe its just a coincidence but i dont think so because nobody else has a reason to make look Cazic(the ingame player) look bad.

Whoever if it is a coincidence the screen above shows anyway what a moron this guy is :D


Braveheart:
Why don't you use your brain and check the join date of CazicThule's forum account first?
'CazicThule'
Join Date: 07-27-2010


no investigation was required lol it was common sense

...mhmmm.

So now that we know who has no common sense...

[Loke]

I would have thought grouping individual's thoughts with a whole guild's views and ideas would be a little beyond you, Loke.

Yea, it sucks when people judge an entire group based on the actions of one or two people (in this case, an applicant who has been tagged for a few days AND a former member). I personally think Bazek is a great cleric and that Cazic is huge tool - so I'm not saying Bazek did anything wrong - just that he has only beent tagged as an applicant for a matter of days.

Regardless - it doesn't change the fact that there are members of all three guilds I listed actively participating in this thread bashing DA. Simply calling a spade a spade here Rhalous.

[Cyrano]

..and his dad TOTALLY owns a dealership..

Underrated post of the day, how has no one replied to this?

[Barthorn]

Btw Barthorn is a close friend of Bazek and has a RBB..of course he got that with another guild so i am not sure why he is bragging.

I don't have an RBB you moron and I barely even post on these boards, let alone new forum accounts to harass people.

[Loretta]

I remember grouping with Barthorn & Bazek in October when the server opened up, for Dervs/orcs or something - They were pretty cool guys and was interesting to find out we were from the same RL island, which I thought was a funny coincidence - Anyways, cool story aside! This is kind of a surprising read so I'm a bit skeptical.

[nicemace]

someones got guild envy.

[Erasong]

I think I remember Bazek, my few encounters with him went something like:

http://i38.tinypic.com/qnk2ac.jpg

Overall a pretty legit and moral dude.

how this didnt get more attention is beyond me.

[Bones]

how this didnt get more attention is beyond me.
I agree, but there is really no way to prove the screen shot is legit.

It would make for some juicy drama though.

[Humwawa]

Breathing paint fumes might make it easier to believe.

[Reiker]

how this didnt get more attention is beyond me.

Bazek doesn't put that much effort into grammar/typing.

Sry lover <3

[Bazek]

LOL ya Tiki, not in game atleast. Screen shot is definitely fake. I don't even know that dude, but he must have a lot of time considering he is banned from P99.

Abacab you should probably take photoshop 101; When I look close enough I can actually see black spray paint or something hahahahaha, specifically around the 2 last tells 'you sent me'. I am not going to take a shot at you or make you look silly or petty, because I have no idea who you are and I think you do a better job at that than I could ever attempt to. Everyone can just refer to http://project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13158 for any more on that subject.

yall are missing the important details: this dude owns a business, yo.
..and his dad TOTALLY owns a dealership..

Braveheart, you think you can hook up Abacab with a job at your father's used car dealership?

[Zenlina]

LOL, yah i see the whole script looks like its modified, dont know if its a pixel issue or some kind of editting, but yah it looks abit dodgy.

Not a bad attempt tho, still made me laugh

[Nedala]

Bazek i didnt say you are a forum troll, i said the account "cazicthule" is a troll account. Also i didnt say you are him i just said it seems obviously because nobody else had reasons to make look cazic bad.

My main reason for posting that was just to clarify that cazicthule is a troll acc and not the ingame player cazic thule.

And sorry for not looking up any dates of forum account creaton, thats too much of time waste over such things for me. Im glad you have the time for it.

I may have posted a lot, yes im very active on these boards but i dont troll around, most of my posts i dont mess with anyone just helping people or add my cp. Since when is anyone who posts a lot a forum troll?

Calm down

[guineapig]

I can vouch for Nedala not being a troll on the forums. Most of his posts are answering newb questions or discussing game bugs and such.

The real forums trolls have low numbered posts counts because they mainly post in R&F.

[Bazek]

Bazek i didnt say you are a forum troll, i said the account "cazicthule" is a troll account. Also i didnt say you are him i just said it seems obviously because nobody else had reasons to make look cazic bad.

My main reason for posting that was just to clarify that cazicthule is a troll acc and not the ingame player cazic thule.


I know what you said...you said I am CazicThule, who is the forum troll. So, you are saying Bazek = CazicThule = forumtroll. First off, like I explained, I am not CazicThule. Like I've said previously, look at his joined date, it doesn't match up. It seems to me that there is quite a few people that think Cazic is a douche bag.


I may have posted a lot, yes im very active on these boards but i dont troll around, most of my posts i dont mess with anyone just helping people or add my cp. Since when is anyone who posts a lot a forum troll?


Secondly, I don't understand what gives you the right to call anyone a forum troll when I guarantee you check these forums 10+ times a day and have made 2 posts a day for nearly 5 months. You said you don't troll around, yet here you are, in the RnF topic making a post not knowing what you are talking about whatsoever. How about you just stick to helping people?


And sorry for not looking up any dates of forum account creaton, thats too much of time waste over such things for me. Im glad you have the time for it.


Lastly, yes unlike yourself, I like to get some sort of background or factual information before I make a post, so that way I know exactly what I am talking about. It took all of 10 seconds to click your forum name and retrieve that information, but you did not have the brain capacity to do so. Instead of checking on that, which took all of those 10 seconds, you could have sounded a lot smarter, skipped the embarrassment, and just avoided this whole thread in general. Before you make a post why don't you try to grasp some sort of concept of what is going on? Next time, why don't you try to obtain some sort of factual information or knowledge so you can at least try to make it sound like you know what the fuck you are talking about? Or here's an idea, stick your nose out of shit that does not concern you, you don't know me. You really just come off very naive and just as belligerent as Braveheart.


Calm down
I am very calm. Do I make you feel threatened? Is it because I dot my i's and cross my t's? Or is it because I am a hell of a lot smarter than you? I am the one who was falsely attacked/accused in this thread and you are the one who posted on it for no other reason than to start shit. Well, here is the shit that you wanted, a wet, steaming, heaping pile of shit that I just took on you...metaphorically speaking.

[Koota]

*eats popcorn*

[Gorroth]

Fuck you, that's my popcorn.

[AexDestroy]

You guys seriously need to just make out already.

[Erasong]

Well now that I remember who Bazek is, He gets my not a douchebag seal of approval.

[Reiker]

Well now that I remember who Bazek is, He gets my not a douchebag seal of approval.

After you threw him under the bus.

[Erasong]

After you threw him under the bus.

after i was wondering about some text that looked suspicious.

[Bones]

After you threw him under the bus.
I don't think he meant to throw him under the bus, he just stated that he was surprised the screen shot didn't get more attention, to which I agreed.
Normally people would have jumped all over it.

[Nedala]

I know what you said...you said I am CazicThule, who is the forum troll. So, you are saying Bazek = CazicThule = forumtroll. First off, like I explained, I am not CazicThule. Like I've said previously, look at his joined date, it doesn't match up. It seems to me that there is quite a few people that think Cazic is a douche bag.



Secondly, I don't understand what gives you the right to call anyone a forum troll when I guarantee you check these forums 10+ times a day and have made 2 posts a day for nearly 5 months. You said you don't troll around, yet here you are, in the RnF topic making a post not knowing what you are talking about whatsoever. How about you just stick to helping people?

Reading is hard.

I said
Cazicthule= forumtroll

ooh sorry do i not have the right to call an account created just to make look 1 player bad a forumtroll...just because im active in this forum or what? lol

then i said

Bazek=Cazicthule which was probably wrong...but right next to that i said:

Thats AT LEAST WHAT SEEMS OBVIOUSLY i never said im sure about it.



I am very calm. Do I make you feel threatened? Is it because I dot my i's and cross my t's? Or is it because I am a hell of a lot smarter than you? I am the one who was falsely attacked/accused in this thread and you are the one who posted on it for no other reason than to start shit. Well, here is the shit that you wanted, a wet, steaming, heaping pile of shit that I just took on you...metaphorically speaking.

Meh stop throwing your poopsock at me. I feel so owned now :D


The only reason i was posting here was because someone was messing with a guild member and not "to start shit".


Congrats you win in the internet and you are so fucking smart, i cant even believe how awesome you are.

[Loke]

The only reason i was posting here was because someone was messing with a guild member and not "to start shit".


Oh, you mean your guild member who started this thread? Good thing you rushed in to defend the person who was only being messed with because he decided "to start shit."

[Nedala]

Oh, you mean your guild member who started this thread? Good thing you rushed in to defend the person who was only being messed with because he decided "to start shit."

Someone else started shit in another thread about cazic first.

And btw Bazek we can try to have this conversation in german, lets see how smart you will look then ;)

[Bubbles]

And btw Bazek we can try to have this conversation in german, lets see how smart you will look then ;)

Da lauchen ja die Huhner!

[braveheart]

Nedala, I'm glad you are defending me but don't waste your time... Keep in mind i don't represent remedy they tell me not to post these things but i do it anyway. I solely feel it is important for the public to understand what <Dark Douchebags> are about. Again this is my opinion, my guild is just people i raid with and have fun with and have nothing to do with this.

[Bazek]

I am very calm. Do I make you feel threatened? Is it because I dot my i's and cross my t's? Or is it because I am a hell of a lot smarter than you? I am the one who was falsely attacked/accused in this thread and you are the one who posted on it for no other reason than to start shit. Well, here is the shit that you wanted, a wet, steaming, heaping pile of shit that I just took on you...metaphorically speaking.

Meh stop throwing your poopsock at me. I feel so owned now :D


The only reason i was posting here was because someone was messing with a guild member and not "to start shit".


Congrats you win in the internet and you are so fucking smart, i cant even believe how awesome you are.

That's the smartest thing you have said throughout this entire thread. A simple apology would have sufficed, but that's fine too.

Nedala, I'm glad you are defending me but don't waste your time... Keep in mind i don't represent remedy they tell me not to post these things but i do it anyway. I solely feel it is important for the public to understand what <Dark Douchebags> are about. Again this is my opinion, my guild is just people i raid with and have fun with and have nothing to do with this.

Or maybe they tell you not to do it, because you make yourself look like a complete jackass. Maybe they are looking out for your best interest. Maybe they do not want to attract negative attention to the guild. When you carry a guild tag, you carry the responsibility of representing your guild. Everything you do is a direct correlation to your guild, whether you like it or not. This was completely unnecessary and avoidable and all it did was bring negative attention to you and Remedy. I personally do not have any problems with Remedy, but they sure do have a few lose screws that need some tightening.

<Dark Douchebags>

...really? How old are we now? That is the absolute best that your minuscule mind could possibly come up with?!? Aren't you tired of looking stupid yet?!? Aren't you tired of getting shit on?!?!?

I am done arguing with people with IQ's under 65; it just isn't in my nature to prey on the weak and feeble.

[Loke]

Nedala, I'm glad you are defending me but don't waste your time... Keep in mind i don't represent remedy they tell me not to post these things but i do it anyway. I solely feel it is important for the public to understand what <Dark Douchebags> are about. Again this is my opinion, my guild is just people i raid with and have fun with and have nothing to do with this.

Just as DA has to deal with the stigma of past members like Raren - as long as you wear a Remedy tag - you actions reflect on the guild as a whole. You can't hate on an entire organization for the actions of a few members and then turn around and ask that people don't do the same for your guild.

Also Nedala - Cazic has time and time again instigated drama and started shit talking both in game and on these boards. Don't pretend for a second that this thread is solely the result of that other thread.

[braveheart]

haha if i posted everything DA did to me I'd be on the forums everyday i played on project 1999... bazek your way too into this i dont even read your replies anymore quote this quote that who cares lol, i got my point across on the initial the post the rest is for my amusement.

[Nedala]

That's the smartest thing you have said throughout this entire thread. A simple apology would have sufficed, but that's fine too.



maybe you are right on that and it was wrong of me to assume youre the one that had that conversation with cazic, without me really knowing it. So im sorry about that.


@Cazic i think we should leave it now, bazek has proofed imo that he is not the one who postet in your name, and whatever worse things probably happened with DA its not right to involve the whole guild into this, as it is not right to involve whole remedy into this.

Overall my english is too bad to really say what i would like to, im done with this thread now.

[Abacab-insurection]

LOL ya Tiki, not in game atleast. Screen shot is definitely fake. I don't even know that dude, but he must have a lot of time considering he is banned from P99.

Abacab you should probably take photoshop 101; When I look close enough I can actually see black spray paint or something hahahahaha, specifically around the 2 last tells 'you sent me'. I am not going to take a shot at you or make you look silly or petty, because I have no idea who you are and I think you do a better job at that than I could ever attempt to. Everyone can just refer to http://project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13158 for any more on that subject.

Yeah, it's a bad photoshop job because there was no photoshop/MSpaint/Gimp2 involved and you're just pulling non-existant flaws in the screenshot out of your ass. If you don't believe me download Gimp2 (It's free) and scan the whole photo yourself which takes 2 minutes.

I'm also sorry I didn't get back to you sooner I was out last night drinking at a friends birthday party and not poopsocking raid encounters like y'all. :rolleyes:

[Lanvaren]

i got my point across on the initial the post the rest is for my amusement.
If my understanding of the situation is correct, your point is that..

You developed a personal problem with Bazek in-game, you've had a personal problem with CazicThule on forums, and you put "two and two together" when a completely random third party sent you completely unrelated tells in-game. All three of these people are obviously the same person, as Bazek somehow saw into the future and has been pre-trolling you on the forums for months, and because nobody else has ever sent you tells. Ever.



My sympathies, I didn't realize that Bazek dropped you on your head as a child as well. The fact that he conjures mud puddles in your path and ruins your dates is simply appalling. :rolleyes:

[mmiles8]

WARNING

Thread at TLDR threshold, guild debate infestation (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13202) imminent.

[braveheart]

haha

[rioisk]

is it legal to have god names like Cazic Thule? I have a dozen names on reserve.

[Bazek]

Ya braveheart, I like to quote. I like to list my references; it's a good way for simple minded people like you and abacab to keep up in the conversation. It takes the effort of clicking a button...the one that says "quote" on the bottom right of the post cause apparently you can't read. This post is going to contain quite a few:

Yeah, it's a bad photoshop job because there was no photoshop/MSpaint/Gimp2 involved and you're just pulling non-existant flaws in the screenshot out of your ass. If you don't believe me download Gimp2 (It's free) and scan the whole photo yourself which takes 2 minutes.

I'm also sorry I didn't get back to you sooner I was out last night drinking at a friends birthday party and not poopsocking raid encounters like y'all. :rolleyes:

I don't even know who you are, why would I have a conversation with you via tells? Who are you trying to convince that it is real? me? you? everyone else? You and I both know that is a completely fake screen shot. Unless you are one of those juvenile, pathological liars that lies so frequently that you actually start believing they are true in your thick, dense skull. It honestly is quite terrible quality too, you could have done much better. Maybe if you put as much time into it as you do training low levels in EC tunnel or flaming an emulated everquest server's forums it might look a little more legit. And if you don't mind me asking when are you claiming that screen shot taken? Last time I raided Naggy was before your time. Last time I raided draco (excluding yesterday) was before your time.

I don't cheat/hack/expoit and I never start problems. My account has never been suspended or banned and I have never had any sort of issues with the GM's whether it be in game or on forums. With all of this said and with my many friends that have vouched for me, I think that I am a lot more creditable than yourself. You have been banned multiple times on multiple accounts, multiple forum accounts banned, and even banned from IRC. To sum it up, you are just a little piece of shit delinquent that likes to start shit via 'the internet'.

I am not going to take a shot at you or make you look silly or petty, because I have no idea who you are and I think you do a better job at that than I could ever attempt to. Everyone can just refer to http://project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13158 for any more on that subject.


I retract my previous statement. You AND Barkingturtle make a good duo at conveying how petty and pathetic you really are. I know it is a lot to read, but I got a few laughs from it and figured everyone else would to. I know someone is going to bitch about the effort or how much quotes I am putting in to my posts, but refer to the top of this post and if you don't like it, don't read it. Also, lets be honest, anyone who is here on the RnF topic of this forum is obviously looking for a dirty, fiery, beefy read mixed with sassiness, humor, and some special sauce all wrapped up in a big blanket of fuck you.

I don't even play anymore, only reason I'm doing this is cause Aeolwind revoked my IRC privileges and banned me on personal preference instead of an actual legit reason.

If I get my IRC privileges back I'll stop until I get revoked from something else that is^This is abacab stating his demands or he will continue training low levels in the EC tunnel.^

That's a fucking geeky demand for a badass internet terrorist, dude. Also, desperately needy.^LOL^
What should I demand? Free raid loot? Half of the server donations? A get away car with 72 virgins? Shit dude, I just want my things unbanned.
^QQ. If you weren't a douche bag, you wouldn't be banned.^
There are at least 500 virgins playing on this server every night, so I wouldn't ask for that as they're available in abundance. Personally, if I felt so out of control in my every day life that I had to attempt impotently to bend the will of the folks running this server at the expense of people just innocently playing on it I'd ask for someone to hold my head underwater until the only sound was the gentle squishing of my evacuating bowels.

But that's just me. I'm clearly not as invested as you are. Do you have another social outlet, Abacab? I honestly think you should change your focus for a few days, perhaps, and you might gain some perspective. ^http://www.eharmony.com, do work kid.^
I like your troll style bro, it's just one big run on of detailed vulgarity and ultra-violence.
Just life life, bro. Thug life.

Seriously, though, I can tell you're of adequate intelligence. There's a smirk in a lot of your posts that hints at a modicum of control, in understanding of the meta-joke you perpetuate, and then there's a real disconnect regarding your actual actions. You're training the EC tunnel because you want to be able to chat with a community which has rejected you? To what end? You seem to desire the role of martyr, and toward that goal you move purposefully, and that's fine and all, if not cliche, but I can't hide my disappointment that you aren't a bright enough kid to ride the line of what is and what is not acceptable rather than crossing it and then tossing such a disappointing tantrum. None of it seems the actions of a dude with much foresight or tactical fortitude. It's disappointing because sure you could have added to the mutual enjoyment of the server, but a young geek such as yourself lacks the endurance to keep your protest up much longer. Eventually you'll stumble upon some new anime or maybe a new DS game and you'll wander off, sufficiently distracted. And we will all be more for having lost your petulant presence.
I probably would have unbanned you from IRC had you not decided to cross the line. And to this point, I'd be willing to return them under 2 conditions: Leave people on the server alone & don't be a dill hole in IRC.
Royal pardon mother fuckers. Lol.
Jesus Christ dude, I don't even.

I guess I just don't understand how someone could want to play the role of subordinate to what amounts to a greasy kid. But hey, you're clearly Abacab's favorite ho, so hey, I guess you're winnin' it, dude.

Still, I'm just astounded by how diligently you fluff your daddy. Does he make you call him daddy? I would, and I will if he ever decides to give you to me.^Pass him on to me when you are finished.^
I usually leave them alone if they leave me and my crew alone, the reason my main account is banned at the moment is because DA kept fucking with my guild so I stole their naggy book.

I just want my IRC privileges back so I can talk to Nilbog about music like I usually do, also since it's been a month and my suspension should be up by now for my main account to be released and the corpses pulled since they've done well rotted by now.

If that's all good and kosher there wont be anymore proxied Rinna bombs destroying EC or any other massive zone depleting trains throughout the game. As long as I'm not shackled down I don't have any reason whatsoever to grief the players.^This is emulated everquest, not prison. Although you would probably make great jail bait being someones bitch after I'm done with you.^
I'd call your victory a pyrrhic one, a win gained through the self-indulgent immolation of your own reputation, but let's be honest: Most folks thought you a cunt long before these most recent episodes. In any event, well done maintaining your own personal status quo, I s'pose, and cool picture, bro, although I suspect you don't really have another move or a continuing plan of action, and that makes this whole thing a graphic illustration of your desperation and inadequacy.

Juvenile troll is juvenile. Perhaps by the time Project2004 is released and we're all playing classic WoW you will have matured into something more.
Lol @ using big words to sound important. You sound so mad bro.
No, I sound a lot smarter than you, because I am. I use big words that frighten and confuse you because they more accurately state my meaning. I'm sorry you feel so threatened and emasculated in my presence, but you should. I am your superior.
^BAM^
Such a lugubrious state of affairs, though I should show empathy and benevolence to my fellow players, my sheer narcissism and anti-social behavior dictates that I am slightly above tripe.
Haha, yeah.

Except your narcissism and anti-social behavior are pretty obvious defense mechanisms to avoid rejection because you lack confidence. The self-loathing in you is palpable, and it manifests in obsessive, self-destructive behavior. It's okay, we play EverQuest; basically everyone here is neurotic. Just don't delude yourself into thinking you actually love yourself, because you and I both know you don't spend ten hours a day logged into an MMO if you're satisfied with your life.

[Abacab-insurection]

You mad bro? I mean you only quoted over 9000 times in that last post...


Sadly, I like everyone else knows exactly what I write, so there really is no point in quoting it since those threads are still on the FIRST FUCKING PAGE

Of course the screenshot is fake you little cocksucker, I just went on another server rolled your name and sent myself tells just to fuck with you and the thread since it's OBVIOUS this thread is about false accusations, and if you can't take the joke implied and the fact I'm being tongue in cheek then you sir can idk? Get fucked?

Now, you state you're waaay before my time but I really don't get that remark. Are you saying your older than me? You've played on P99 longer than me? You've played EQ in general far longer than I have? Like you said, you don't know me so why make gross implications that you have no real factual basis on?

Then you're like "boo hoo Abacab kills lowbies in EC tunnel!" of course I do, just like I've stomped DA with trains before Tralina joined the guild and had Rogean on speed fuckin' dial... You and your guild are no different than those noobs in EC cause if I REALLY wanted to get you, I can.

I personally am just rallying my cause for a FFA server and if you and your guild of welfare loot giving, socially inept drama whores can't fucking take getting steamrolled by a train without a GM personally watching your raid like a Brinks home security system then you crybabies don't have a lick of talent or commitment and are simply just going through the motions on "Sit 15 here for 3 days ez mode" to garner loot.

So face it, I'm better than you on this game in every conceivable way because I'm not a carebear blubie pussy that wants GM intervention on their side and will whine about anything and everyone that dares reach in your cookie jar, cause let's face it broseph you can't get shit unless you permacamp and zerg...

Talentless fuck

[braveheart]

some rep you got bazek, i dont even know who that guy is posting

[Loke]

So Cazic makes ridiculous accusations and is shown to be wrong - yet Bazek is the bad guy for defending himself? Cazic, does it ever get old being wrong?

[nicemace]

Like you said, you don't know me so why make gross implications that you have no real factual basis on?




you and your guild of welfare loot giving, socially inept drama whores can't fucking take getting steamrolled by a train without a GM personally watching your raid like a Brinks home security system then you crybabies don't have a lick of talent or commitment and are simply just going through the motions




cracks me up bro.

man, like any good troll should know, never use the 'YOU DONT KNOW ME BRU' line. so sad.

[Abacab-insurection]

cracks me up bro.

man, like any good troll should know, never use the 'YOU DONT KNOW ME BRU' line. so sad.

Maybe because I'm not a troll? I guess I could spam pain5.jpg, I guess I could provoke everyone with witty retorts, but truth be told everything I say I actually believe.

[Barkingturtle]

I personally am just rallying my cause for a FFA server and if you and your guild of welfare loot giving, socially inept drama whores can't fucking take getting steamrolled by a train without a GM personally watching your raid like a Brinks home security system then you crybabies don't have a lick of talent or commitment and are simply just going through the motions on "Sit 15 here for 3 days ez mode" to garner loot.

So face it, I'm better than you on this game in every conceivable way because I'm not a carebear blubie pussy that wants GM intervention on their side and will whine about anything and everyone that dares reach in your cookie jar, cause let's face it broseph you can't get shit unless you permacamp and zerg...

Talentless fuck

If you dedicated yourself to something else, maybe getting laid, with the same fervor you've shown your P1999 obsession I'd wager that within two weeks you'd have jerked yourself raw. Because you're apparently incapable of being anything but a fucking failure and a monumental geek. "Rallying your cause"? They're the "socially inept drama whores" because they don't like being trained?

How many fucking hours a day are you spending failing at your in-game crusade, dipshit? Are the pimples on your scrotum outnumbering the times you saw the sun this past week? What kind of ass-fucking must you have had as an infant to cause this behavior? I imagine a pretty disappointing one, given that now as you near adulthood you've decided to act out in a manner which invites repeated rape at the hands of anyone not engaging in your particular brand of self-delusion.

Anyway, that Bazek guy really knows how to post. Would read again.

[Abacab-insurection]

Random pseudo-intellectual babble, sprinkled with random vulgarities to seem hip and relevant

I'm sorry I don't get what you're saying? I see you typing but the only thing I can read is "I'm a hispter faggot, let me show it to you guys by bringing out my Thesaurus and using these awesome words in a low-brow working-class manner"

[mimixownzall]

You dont even need to photoshop.

Join another server, make a dude named bazek, have a conversation with yourself that is on a different account, screenshot it.

[mimixownzall]

Honestly, make a P1999 clone server and give it the old Sullon Zek rules.

Of course, there would be only about 50 ppl who play cause over 90% of the population couldnt handle getting face raped.

[Abacab-insurection]

I actually retract that hipster statement, when I realized that you dig Steve Winwood and Santana. Part of me wants to believe you see that shit just to be ironic, but I've got a feeling you're a music troglodyte and or oldfag that sits around and orders those "The greatest hits of the 70's" catalogs off infomercials.

Seriously bro? Santana?

[Barkingturtle]

Oh Abacab, bro', that's some pretty weak shit. I think I kknow the disappointment your old man felt when your ma popped you out instead of a wet bowel movement.

Et tu, Abby? Threatened by my vocabulary? I s'pose if your intent was to put on full display your feelings of inadequacy, you've finally done something well. And hipster? Do you want to suck my dick? Because that's the vibe I'm gettin'.

Finally, not sure how I'm supposed to react to your critique of my taste in free concerts. I guess it meant something to you, but you're a goofy kid on the internet, obsessed with being radical in classic EQ. I can't relate, duder. You're going on about being the best at something I consider akin to taking a nap or reading or book or lazing away a Sunday afternoon.

Admittedly, I ain't perfect, either. I'm probably a bit of a sadist, maybe a sociopath, and undoubtedly a pottymouth. Them's the breaks.

[Abacab-insurection]

No one is threatened by your vocabulary, it's just how would I put it? Blasé? You're kind of like that one kid that's in every level 300 philosophy course that has to insist on making long winded, uninteresting retorts to every question asked. You know what I mean? A real fuckin' loser.

Barkingturtle, I don't think you're a sadist, nor a sociopath... I think you're hid behind this magical veil of anonymity cause in person you're given no quarter. It's always a rule of thumb that the louder, and more provocative a person makes his persona through some sort of anonymous medium (I.E the webz yo) that the sadder the existence of the person who is on pilot.

That being said, I think you're just some old fag that spends too much time on a retort assuming to be witty, like some sort of infant provocateur telling the most "OMG gross" fart joke in the lunchroom. Again, I can only assume cause your small R&F persona is consistently shadowed by your inadequacy to face any troll here directly.

So until you drop your character names, your facebook, your twitters, your emails... I'm going to call you a pussy

[Dukat]

Barkingturtle you think knowing a bunch of big words somehow threatens people?

Your posts are like hollywood movies, full of shiny but utterly lacking in substance.

[Hasbinbad]

Seriously bro? Santana?
Fuck you dude, Santana is rad.

[Loke]

Fuck you dude, Santana is rad.

Oh you mean Rob Thomas and Michelle Branch's guitar player?

[Hasbinbad]

It's always a rule of thumb that the louder, and more provocative a person makes his persona through some sort of anonymous medium (I.E the webz yo) that the sadder the existence of the person who is on pilot.
..and what, dear Abacab, does that say about you??

You're the loudest, most (wannabe) provocative person in this community by far.

You constantly throw tantrums and try to be a bitch to other people.

You're always out on front street with your bullshit, trying to stir the pot and get attention.

What sir, does that say about the existence of the person piloting your "webz yo" persona?

..not that I necessarily agree with you, but you said it..

[Hasbinbad]

Fuck you dude, Santana is rad.

Oh you mean Rob Thomas and Michelle Branch's guitar player?
Fuck you dude, Santana is rad.

[Holey]

hasbin go to bed! lol!

[Barkingturtle]

I'm going to start at the end of your last post, Abby:

So until you drop your character names, your facebook, your twitters, your emails... I'm going to call you a pussy

Wow, you are fragile. Typically I have to expend a modicum of effort at least before someone completely flips their shit, but I barely had to nudge you. Do you want to fistfight me? Look, I'm not all that anonymous. I'm really easy to investigate, and you can learn all types of shit about me. I have close to twenty thousand posts over on Allakhazam. If you're intrigued by the Barkingturtle persona, I suggest you hop on over and read all about me. For the vitals: I'm Kile, 30 year-old dude living in Des Moines with his wife of six months. I used to own a ranch in Oregon where I trained German Shepherds and before that I sold insurance. Solid nine inches of cock, and there are pictures of it out there. Seriously, though, you'd know all this if you googled my screen name, genius.

So yeah, forgive me if I'm not passing out my Facebook on this site for some loser like you to stalk me with. I use it to keep in touch with my mom, mostly, since I'm a big boy and don't live with her any more. Character's names? I've posted some of them here before, but I've got Herpules, Cleopatra and Allakhazam. Of course I play maybe two hours a week, so a lot of good it'll do you.

And moving on:

You're kind of like that one kid that's in every level 300 philosophy course that has to insist on making long winded, uninteresting retorts to every question asked.

Oh what a limited frame of reference you have. I take it the smartest people you ever met were in some philosophy class at community college that one semester you attended?

Look kiddo, this weak shit will just not fly with me. You fucking suck at flaming. I'm degrading myself just allowing this to continue. It's like we're in gym class as kiddies, and we're climbing the rope, and we're racing because you really want to beat me. But I'm so fucking far above you, that isn't even a rope you're climbing, it's my cock. The best you can hope to be is a dangler from my nuts.

[skellogg02]

Look kiddo, this weak shit will just not fly with me. You fucking suck at flaming. I'm degrading myself just allowing this to continue. It's like we're in gym class as kiddies, and we're climbing the rope, and we're racing because you really want to beat me. But I'm so fucking far above you, that isn't even a rope you're climbing, it's my cock. The best you can hope to be is a dangler from my nuts.

I LOLed

Sig worthy

-Optical/Aurelius

[Agaron]

So until you drop your character names, your facebook, your twitters, your emails... I'm going to call you a pussy

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49801272

For the vitals: I'm Kile, 30 year-old dude living in Des Moines with his wife of six months. I used to own a ranch in Oregon where I trained German Shepherds and before that I sold insurance. Solid nine inches of cock, and there are pictures of it out there. Seriously, though, you'd know all this if you googled my screen name, genius.

You don't have to lie to kick it bro. Lulz.

http://www.myspace.com/kpaxton44

http://www.bankcsb.com/images/photos/kyle_paxton.jpg
*Kyle Paxton – Previously a personal banker for CSB, Paxton will take on the role of Mortgage Lender at the Pleasant Hill and Euclid locations. Kyle has a degree in elementary education from the University of Northern Iowa. He joined CSB in November of 2007.

Kyle lives in Ankeny with his wife Emily. He enjoys exercising and working around their house. He is excited about his new role as a lender. He says, “I am looking forward to the new opportunities ahead and helping people with the most exciting investments they will ever make.”

[Barkingturtle]

I'm surpised neither by the fact that you are so fucking frustrated by me you took the time to dig that up nor by the fact that I'm not Kyle Paxton from Ankeny. Keep trying you fucking failure. Like I said, I have twenty thousand posts on Allakhazam, over the past decade. There's a ton of my information out there. I'm not exactly low-key. You fucking geeks are going to get your 4chan memberships revoked.

[Agaron]

I'm surpised neither by the fact that you are so fucking frustrated by me you took the time to dig that up nor by the fact that I'm not Kyle Paxton from Ankeny. Keep trying you fucking failure. Like I said, I have twenty thousand posts on Allakhazam, over the past decade. There's a ton of my information out there. I'm not exactly low-key. You fucking geeks are going to get your 4chan memberships revoked.

Geek? I'm not the one who looks like Ferris Bueller.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T3-T6ewXLYk/SfkYGZfz3iI/AAAAAAAAAR4/0zl_B2Xweyo/s320/Ferris-Bueller-p02.jpg

http://www.bankcsb.com/images/photos/kyle_paxton.jpg

[Shaun421]

Is that an insult? Ferris is/was/will be awesome...

[Agaron]

Is that an insult? Ferris is/was/will be awesome...

Maybe in 1986. Lol.

[Hasbinbad]

Maybe in 1986. Lol.
For all time.

I will never forgive you and Abacababbles for making me agree with barkingturtle. Seriously, fuck you guys; fuck you guys right in your poophole.

[Agaron]

http://bob.ivytech.edu/~chilicookoff/kyle_paxtonmeme.JPG

[Ihealyou]

The movie is called Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but when you think about it, wasn't it really Cameron's day off too?

[Hasbinbad]

Agaron, your inner moron is showing.

[Hasbinbad]

The movie is called Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but when you think about it, wasn't it really Cameron's day off too?
..and Sloane's?

It should have been titled: "Ferris Bueller, Cameron Frye, and Sloane Peterson's Day Off."

[Ihealyou]

Except that Ferris is really just a figment of Cameron's imagination; a physical manifestation of the traits Cameron wishes he possessed, and also as an outlet for his secret love of Sloane.

[Shaun421]

I never thought about it that way. You just blew my mind...

[Hasbinbad]

Except that Ferris is really just a figment of Cameron's imagination; a physical manifestation of the traits Cameron wishes he possessed, and also as an outlet for his secret love of Sloane.
That's trippy, but then wouldn't Ferris only exist in scenes where Cameron was around? What about all the non-Cameron scenes in the movie where Ferris action still took place?

[Abacab-insurection]

I'm surpised neither by the fact that you are so fucking frustrated by me you took the time to dig that up nor by the fact that I'm not Kyle Paxton from Ankeny. Keep trying you fucking failure. Like I said, I have twenty thousand posts on Allakhazam, over the past decade. There's a ton of my information out there. I'm not exactly low-key. You fucking geeks are going to get your 4chan memberships revoked.

Tell me if I'm more or less in the box with this:

http://common.allakhazam.com/images/7/c/7ca090513096a4694a6032b208224d4b.png

[Hasbinbad]

Except that Ferris is really just a figment of Cameron's imagination; a physical manifestation of the traits Cameron wishes he possessed, and also as an outlet for his secret love of Sloane.
Kind of like a feel-good comedy version of Fight Club.. ..wow.

[Ihealyou]

That's trippy, but then wouldn't Ferris only exist in scenes where Cameron was around? What about all the non-Cameron scenes in the movie where Ferris action still took place?

I haven't seen the movie in a long time, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work out if you actually watch the movie. It still blew my mind when I heard it though.

[Abacab-insurection]

Fuck you dude, Santana is rad.

Maybe 30 years ago... But c'mon dude, he's rehashed the same four note guitar solo since disco was in, once with Sean Paul

[Barkingturtle]

Yep, that's me circa two-thousand six or seven. You can see how bloated I was from perfecting alcoholism. You can also clearly make out the scar on my hairline where I was once robbed while stumbling home from the bar, and bludgeoned with the ass of a rifle.

You found a picture of me I posted on the internet. Nice going, champ. If I were a teenage girl I reckon I'd be mortified.

Does it feel better or worse knowing what the dude kicking your ass looks like? I mean, do you prefer being fucked with the blindfold on or off?

[Agaron]

Yep, that's me circa two-thousand six or seven. You can see how bloated I was from perfecting alcoholism. You can also clearly make out the scar on my hairline where I was once robbed while stumbling home from the bar, and bludgeoned with the ass of a rifle.

You found a picture of me I posted on the internet. Nice going, champ. If I were a teenage girl I reckon I'd be mortified.

Does it feel better or worse knowing what the dude kicking your ass looks like? I mean, do you prefer being fucked with the blindfold on or off?

Post pics of said wife. Lol.

[Abacab-insurection]

Yep, that's me circa two-thousand six or seven. You can see how bloated I was from perfecting alcoholism. You can also clearly make out the scar on my hairline where I was once robbed while stumbling home from the bar, and bludgeoned with the ass of a rifle.

You found a picture of me I posted on the internet. Nice going, champ. If I were a teenage girl I reckon I'd be mortified.

Does it feel better or worse knowing what the dude kicking your ass looks like? I mean, do you prefer being fucked with the blindfold on or off?

When I saw Agaron's post I was like:

http://common.allakhazam.com/images/0/3/0384f8c3c663ba1c104682ac5c920353.png

Then when I was like nah bro use the google I was like:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4wGazvdK4/SdMSQpoP_XI/AAAAAAAAA8U/3bHefGVQwVA/s400/ewan-mcgregor-huge-grin.jpg

[Agaron]

Right? I think he was better off pretending to be the guy I posted.

[Abacab-insurection]

Right? I think he was better off pretending to be the guy I posted.

Nah dude you can just add him as a friend and get to know him

[URL="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185188925&ref=search"]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185188925&ref=search[/URL

http://www.myspace.com/barkingturtle]

Or find his relatives like Eric and Nina they probably need the friends too ya know?

[Abacab-insurection]

Nah dude you can just add him as a friend and get to know him

[URL="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185188925&ref=search"]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185188925&ref=search[/URL

http://www.myspace.com/barkingturtle]

Or find his relatives like Eric and Nina they probably need the friends too ya know?

I'm sorry last link failz, you want

http://www.facebook.com/people/Kile-Norby/1185188925

[Barkingturtle]

So how many times have you jerked off to my picture at this point, fellas? Five or six, right? Ar you guys on vent with each other while you're doing it? Which one uses the man's voice and pretends to be me?

[Abacab-insurection]

There's only 7 notes to a key bro, are you suggesting that every guitar player needs to reinvent the wheel that can't be reinvented?

I know this, but all his solos sound the same which is what I'm getting at.

[Abacab-insurection]

So how many times have you jerked off to my picture at this point, fellas? Five or six, right? Ar you guys on vent with each other while you're doing it? Which one uses the man's voice and pretends to be me?

I would respond, but you're fat bro... Sorry, it's just policy

[Agaron]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/m_1a79396dc66b441093f17d272ebef12d.jpg

I definitely would not hit it.

[Abacab-insurection]

</a>: It's true. <br /><br />I'm in love with a girl I've never touched, in a way I've never loved before. I steal every moment with her that time allows. We talk on the phone till the sun comes up; I haven't slept more than four hours in a night since I returned from my vacation, as far as I know. I've never felt better, more energized. When we can't be on the phone, we're chatting on some IM program. I wake up in the middle of the night with love letters in my head and I have to get them out. I'm writing a novel of pillow talk in the Allakhazoo PM system. <br /><br />Jade is more than I ever dreamed possible. I had this idea of my perfect woman, and I built her up to the point of impossibility. No woman could ever contain the specific combination of traits I envisioned in my ideal partner. I did this on purpose. I did this to enable my own cynicism; to perpetuate my own solitary existence. I wanted to be alone, to punish myself for past transgressions and to ensure I couldn't hurt anyone again. I isolated myself for the past two years on a farm in the middle of nowhere for the same reasons. I've made love unobtainable. <br /><br />And then Jade in a single rosy breath blew my carefully crafted cardhouse to smithereens. It happened almost immediately. I was fascinated, and I had to know more of her. I was infatuated in a way I had rarely known. And then, when I started to learn more of her and I started to really absorb what she was it became crystal clear: she was this fantasy I dared not dream. She was this perfect collage of idealism I had cobbled together from impossibilities. And I met her like this. I found her totally unexpectedly, when I had drowned all my hope methodically. And she's even more than I could envision! Every single bit of her philosophy she blesses me with fits perfectly with my personal ethos. Every idea is compatible with my own. <br /><br />She's so smart, so brilliant; she challenges me like I've never been. She keeps me laughing constantly with wit and timing. She's so kind, so good, so conscientious, thoughtful and compassionate. She's open-minded and modest and trustworthy. She's the most beautiful vision I've ever beheld, more fascinating than my most worthy contemplations, more deserving of happiness than anyone I've ever known. I didn't believe she could be real, I made expectations that were impossible to fulfill, and she surpasses them all by infinite measure. This girl loves Hemingway. <br /><br />I thought for years that if I ever loved again it would diminish my past, that it would lessen the meaning of love. I was such a fool. I was never in love before. Jade spoke to my tortured soul and soothed me. She took the callouses from my heart in an instant. She gives me purpose. I'm going to love her for the rest of my life, I'm going to work harder than I ever thought I could to make her happy every minute of every day. She inspires me and gives me unwavering confidence. Everything is possible now that we're a team. My whole life is before me, and it's the most exciting thing. She's made an optimist of me. She's made me faithful. <br /><br />We're in love. We'll never hurt each other. We're going to nurture each other and grow each other and I'm bursting with energy and I'm finally thinking of the future as something so incredibly valuable. I want to live to be one hundred so I can have all the years with Jade. I want to sit in a swing on a porch with grandkids playing in our yard. I have a reason to live, and to live well. I'm more motivated than I've ever been. <br /><br />And it's Jade. And she's real. And I want to tell the whole world. I can't contain it, and I don't give a damn what anyone thinks. I can't wait for us to live together. It won't be long, babe. <br /><br />There's no describing how right it is. There's no telling you how meant to be this is. Everything tells me so. She says she loves me--she loves me, too! It makes me cry. It's like I'm born anew. We can't do anything wrong. The whole universe is conspiring to enable us in spending the rest of our lives in bliss. <br /><br />It's the greatest honor I'll ever receive, being allowed to love her and satisfy her and make her always safe and secure and happy for the rest of our lives. I feel so young. We have so much time. The past was brief, and full of lessons on how to love her, how to adore her, never to take her for granted and always to cherish every moment we share. There's only one thought in my mind any more, and it's seeing her happy. <br /><br />And it's happening to me, and it never would. I'm the luckiest man in the history of life. My whole existence I've been misunderstood, never quite right with the people around me, never relating to others and always feeling a missing part. And I've found my other half. My perfect Jade. <br /><br />I love you, Jade, God I love you, and now that we've found one another our life can begin. <br />

[Barkingturtle]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/m_1a79396dc66b441093f17d272ebef12d.jpg

I definitely would not hit it.

I respect your commitment to virginity. It's righteous to wait. Should you and Abacab ever decide to consummate your lust, let us know and we'll send flowers.

[Agaron]

"It's true.

I'm in love with a girl I've never touched, in a way I've never loved before. I steal every moment with her that time allows. We talk on the phone till the sun comes up; I haven't slept more than four hours in a night since I returned from my vacation, as far as I know. I've never felt better, more energized. When we can't be on the phone, we're chatting on some IM program. I wake up in the middle of the night with love letters in my head and I have to get them out. I'm writing a novel of pillow talk in the Allakhazoo PM system.

Jade is more than I ever dreamed possible. I had this idea of my perfect woman, and I built her up to the point of impossibility. No woman could ever contain the specific combination of traits I envisioned in my ideal partner. I did this on purpose. I did this to enable my own cynicism; to perpetuate my own solitary existence. I wanted to be alone, to punish myself for past transgressions and to ensure I couldn't hurt anyone again. I isolated myself for the past two years on a farm in the middle of nowhere for the same reasons. I've made love unobtainable.

And then Jade in a single rosy breath blew my carefully crafted cardhouse to smithereens. It happened almost immediately. I was fascinated, and I had to know more of her. I was infatuated in a way I had rarely known. And then, when I started to learn more of her and I started to really absorb what she was it became crystal clear: she was this fantasy I dared not dream. She was this perfect collage of idealism I had cobbled together from impossibilities. And I met her like this. I found her totally unexpectedly, when I had drowned all my hope methodically. And she's even more than I could envision! Every single bit of her philosophy she blesses me with fits perfectly with my personal ethos. Every idea is compatible with my own.

She's so smart, so brilliant; she challenges me like I've never been. She keeps me laughing constantly with wit and timing. She's so kind, so good, so conscientious, thoughtful and compassionate. She's open-minded and modest and trustworthy. She's the most beautiful vision I've ever beheld, more fascinating than my most worthy contemplations, more deserving of happiness than anyone I've ever known. I didn't believe she could be real, I made expectations that were impossible to fulfill, and she surpasses them all by infinite measure. This girl loves Hemingway.

I thought for years that if I ever loved again it would diminish my past, that it would lessen the meaning of love. I was such a fool. I was never in love before. Jade spoke to my tortured soul and soothed me. She took the callouses from my heart in an instant. She gives me purpose. I'm going to love her for the rest of my life, I'm going to work harder than I ever thought I could to make her happy every minute of every day. She inspires me and gives me unwavering confidence. Everything is possible now that we're a team. My whole life is before me, and it's the most exciting thing. She's made an optimist of me. She's made me faithful.

We're in love. We'll never hurt each other. We're going to nurture each other and grow each other and I'm bursting with energy and I'm finally thinking of the future as something so incredibly valuable. I want to live to be one hundred so I can have all the years with Jade. I want to sit in a swing on a porch with grandkids playing in our yard. I have a reason to live, and to live well. I'm more motivated than I've ever been.

And it's Jade. And she's real. And I want to tell the whole world. I can't contain it, and I don't give a damn what anyone thinks. I can't wait for us to live together. It won't be long, babe.

There's no describing how right it is. There's no telling you how meant to be this is. Everything tells me so. She says she loves me--she loves me, too! It makes me cry. It's like I'm born anew. We can't do anything wrong. The whole universe is conspiring to enable us in spending the rest of our lives in bliss.

It's the greatest honor I'll ever receive, being allowed to love her and satisfy her and make her always safe and secure and happy for the rest of our lives. I feel so young. We have so much time. The past was brief, and full of lessons on how to love her, how to adore her, never to take her for granted and always to cherish every moment we share. There's only one thought in my mind any more, and it's seeing her happy.

And it's happening to me, and it never would. I'm the luckiest man in the history of life. My whole existence I've been misunderstood, never quite right with the people around me, never relating to others and always feeling a missing part. And I've found my other half. My perfect Jade.

I love you, Jade, God I love you, and now that we've found one another our life can begin." -Barkingturtle

[Barkingturtle]

Every time that gets posted, Abacab, panties around the world get drenched.

[Guenny]

Hi, Barkingturtle's wife here, just to confirm my existence and the 9in cock thing. I'm bummed that you preempted my post with a picture of myself, because I'd much rather enjoy letting you all imagine what kind of person must be married to such a horrible monster. I am a little glad someone else did post a picture because I'm not narcissistic enough to do it myself, and I'm also glad that you wouldn't have hit me when I was jailbait.

Oh, and I feel totally violated that you found my myspace. What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!

Anyway, children, carry on.

[Abacab-insurection]

Every time that gets posted, Abacab, panties around the world get drenched.

Your responses are getting shorter, and shorter and the bite has surely gone. What's wrong bro? You busy writing another poem about your E-love expressing the burning passion in your loins that has accumulated over the last 15 years?

[Abacab-insurection]

Hi, Barkingturtle's wife here, just to confirm my existence and the 9in cock thing. I'm bummed that you preempted my post with a picture of myself, because I'd much rather enjoy letting you all imagine what kind of person must be married to such a horrible monster. I am a little glad someone else did post a picture because I'm not narcissistic enough to do it myself, and I'm also glad that you wouldn't have hit me when I was jailbait.

Oh, and I feel totally violated that you found my myspace. What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!

Anyway, children, carry on.

Is it kind of sad, that you guys first met via Allakhazam PM's about drop rates in everquest?

[Agaron]

Hi, Barkingturtle's wife here, just to confirm my existence and the 9in cock thing. I'm bummed that you preempted my post with a picture of myself, because I'd much rather enjoy letting you all imagine what kind of person must be married to such a horrible monster. I am a little glad someone else did post a picture because I'm not narcissistic enough to do it myself, and I'm also glad that you wouldn't have hit me when I was jailbait.

Oh, and I feel totally violated that you found my myspace. What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!

Anyway, children, carry on.

So you guys met on Final Fantasy or EQ2? Lmao.

[Guenny]

Jeez, don't make me fight you for his attention. I just got home from work, do you think he doesn't have better things to do than entertain you at the moment? Man, if I were a jealous woman, I'd have to knife all the degenerate internet nerds who have a constant need to slurp at my man's ballsack.

[Agaron]

What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!

Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=1185188925#!/profile.php?id=207303536

[Guenny]

Oh, and no, we met on Alla, sillies. We started chatting through an online community. OMGLOLZ

[Abacab-insurection]

Jeez, don't make me fight you for his attention. I just got home from work, do you think he doesn't have better things to do than entertain you at the moment? Man, if I were a jealous woman, I'd have to knife all the degenerate internet nerds who have a constant need to slurp at my man's ballsack.

Tits or GTFO

[Guenny]

Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=1185188925#!/profile.php?id=207303536

The thumbnail is my real picture, I'm actually a dog and quite the bitch.

[Barkingturtle]

Again, boys, I question your perception. How is throwing my happy marriage and hot wife in my face intended to aggravate me? I'm really afraid you and I can't relate. Primarily because I'm a man, and you're peasants. You're not made of the stuff that would allow you to impact me. You're unevolved. I've had to hold your grimy little baby hands and lead you to Alla, and thus my Facebook and some pictures of me. It's getting tedious pulling your strings, because you're unremarkable puppets.

[Abacab-insurection]

Long list of tough words to hide my butthurt

Nah bro, it's just funny cause you sit on Allakhazam writing poems to strange girls and she happened to take you up on that offer and grease your dick. It slightly makes me wonder about your social life prior to this event and it also makes me wonder what the DSM IV would say about your "wifes" mental situation.

Oh and also, it's redundant to claim your nerd crush as hot when the only picture is a highly contrasted 45* angle mirror shot, post full body pics to prove that she is indeed on the upper tier of the 10 scale or stfu bro cause you're only rationalizing your success in life by the fact you somehow skimmed by and got some poon which is not only lulzy but juvenille as well.

"Hey bro, I'm awesome at life cause like I can bang chicks that aren't at the absolute bottom of the totem pole! high five!"

[Abacab-insurection]

I've had to hold your grimy little baby hands and lead you to Alla, and thus my Facebook and some pictures of me. It's getting tedious pulling your strings, because you're unremarkable puppets.

I wouldn't have even given a fuck dude, I called you out in one post and you, yourself took the liberty to drop doxx on your own name like some retard who has something to prove. So you can sit there in that dorito laden lazy boy claiming to be the master behind this thread, when in reality you're committing hubris and hubris again and just throwing fuel in the fire.

[Guenny]

"Hey, I'm so desperate for pussy that I'm trolling a dude into posting provocative pictures of his potentially hot wife to jerk off to!"

[Bazek]

I find you two very amusing. I find it amusing how far Agaron can actually fit Abacab's inadequate sized cock down his throat. You guys are that unoriginal and unintelligent where you actually need to incorporate RL shit (pics/family) into a everquest emulator forum debate?

I don't understand why you are trying to criticize people's pictures and wives. If you really want to play like that...look at yourself.

http://i33.tinypic.com/20igys8.jpg

You're a fucking bum. If I was your father I would have drank myself into a coma everyday, abused your mother and thrown your ass on the street too you dirtbag.

[Guenny]

Hey, I'm a philanthropist, and I found a picture of me being a fag hag that shows I'm not a cow. Are you satisfied, little boys?

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v66/168/113/501761386/n501761386_16662_2955.jpg

I'm sorry I can produce no "full body" shots to satiate you, but as said, I'm not narcissistic nor an attention whore. I just enjoy provoking idiots and taking hits to my ego about my appearance on the internet from some of the biggest nerds I've ever seen.

Oh, I have lots of tattoos, too. Fodder for your confetti cannon?

[Abacab-insurection]

I find you two very amusing. I find it amusing how far Agaron can actually fit Abacab's inadequate sized cock down his throat. You guys are that unoriginal and unintelligent where you actually need to incorporate RL shit (pics/family) into a everquest emulator forum debate?

I don't understand why you are trying to criticize people's pictures and wives. If you really want to play like that...look at yourself.

http://i33.tinypic.com/20igys8.jpg

You're a fucking bum. If I was your father I would have drank myself into a coma everyday, abused your mother and thrown your ass on the street too you dirtbag.

I know bro, I posted it it's easily accessible to anyone here (I miss the haystacks photo though)

Hate all ya want motherfucker, because as Alawen once claimed "I'm just a trust fund hipster that lives life blowing money on pot and fucking scene chicks to get by with ZERO responsibility"

So call me a bum bro, I'm gonna go spend $400 bucks on liquor tonight and piss on a homeless man just cause I'm white, rich and entitled yo

[Swishahouse]

TURTLE!!!! JADE HAS HER BREASTS ON THAT OTHER MAN!!!!!

[Barkingturtle]

We've got a sex tape, PM me for our PayPal infoz.

[Agaron]

I find you two very amusing. I find it amusing how far Agaron can actually fit Abacab's inadequate sized cock down his throat. You guys are that unoriginal and unintelligent where you actually need to incorporate RL shit (pics/family) into a everquest emulator forum debate?

I don't understand why you are trying to criticize people's pictures and wives. If you really want to play like that...look at yourself.

http://i33.tinypic.com/20igys8.jpg

You're a fucking bum. If I was your father I would have drank myself into a coma everyday, abused your mother and thrown your ass on the street too you dirtbag.

Dorf Powa bro.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g145/bazek/baztat.jpg

[Bazek]

So then Bazek must be Longshanks.

That makes Abacab Edward II, his limp-wristed son.

Well if I was your IRL daddy. I am quoting this, because in the picture you look limp-wristed so I found it pretty ironic haha.

But ya dude...you are a fucking twig. Do you feel tough talking smack via 'the internet'? Is this all part of your retaliation from all of those years of being bullied around the halls at school? Having your lunch money stolen, getting shoved in lockers and getting your ass beat? Do you feel better to be the big bad internet-bully? You would never say that shit to his face, because he would break you like the little bitch you are.

[Abacab-insurection]

http://i35.tinypic.com/wvubub.jpg

[Agaron]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v66/168/113/501761386/n501761386_16662_2955.jpg

http://www.icis.com/blogs/icis-chemicals-confidential/Joker.jpg

I see a resemblance.

[Abacab-insurection]

Well if I was your IRL daddy. I am quoting this, because in the picture you look limp-wristed so I found it pretty ironic haha.

But ya dude...you are a fucking twig. Do you feel tough talking smack via 'the internet'? Is this all part of your retaliation from all of those years of being bullied around the halls at school? Having your lunch money stolen, getting shoved in lockers and getting your ass beat? Do you feel better to be the big bad internet-bully? You would never say that shit to his face, because he would break you like the little bitch you are.

Coming from the dude with the cliche tattoo of your EQ characters name on his ribs? I know I'm thin, cause unlike you I don't shovel a dozen double-downs a week down my throat or poopsock for 3 days on this game.

[Guenny]

Keep 'em comin'! I love it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/armageddonshoes/duurrr.jpg

[Barkingturtle]

This better than the time we kidnapped that Cuban girl at WalMart and made her do things to the neighbor's dog.

[Bazek]

LOL do you realize you just posted a pic of me without my shirt on?
Do you like that?
I'll turn you into a good little bitch...Abacab doesn't know how to keep you in line.

Coming from the dude with the cliche tattoo of your EQ characters name on his ribs? I know I'm thin, cause unlike you I don't shovel a dozen double-downs a week down my throat or poopsock for 3 days on this game.

Bazek is a nickname brahh. You are past the point of being thin dude, you're just a bitch. A boney, scrawny, weazly bitch. You saw a picture of me without my shirt on, I don't understand what you mean. You keep talking about this poopsocking, but what you do not know is I just started playing again and just had joined DA. I didn't even know what 'poopsocking' was until the other day lol.

[Guenny]

This better than the time we kidnapped that Cuban girl at WalMart and made her do things to the neighbor's dog.

Shit, don't you realize you're breaking the rules? If we're working in tandem, we have to post the exact same thing but with different formatting fails and try to see who comes the fastest.

[Bones]

Gat Dayum

[Agaron]

http://i35.tinypic.com/90u6te.jpg

Fuck e-harmony matches.

[Guenny]

We're motherfucking soul mates, what can I say? A match made in nerd heaven. I revel in your jealousy.

[Guenny]

And Aga, where are your pics for the fodder? You're missing out on the fun. Maybe they've been posted but you know I haven't seen them. You've gotta give me something bottom of the barrel to work with just so I can keep up with ya.

[Lanvaren]

WARNING

Thread at TLDR threshold, guild debate infestation (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13202) imminent.
I still don't see the guild debate infestation... I mean... I wish that's what was going on. :confused:

[Agaron]

I still don't see the guild debate infestation... I mean... I wish that's what was going on. :confused:

Go back to poopsocking with the rest of them.

[Guenny]

I still don't see the guild debate infestation... I mean... I wish that's what was going on. :confused:

Sorry, I tend to hijack threads that I get inadvertently dragged in to. That's the troll in me. That poor Agaron dude is just impotently waiting for his buddy to jizz something worthy of posting in his mouth, but my guess is either A: Acafag is writing something so tediously thought out that he's not sharing with his sidekick fag, or B: buttbuddies finally got beaten into submission by a girl. I know vaginas and breasts are intimidating, but you'll never get over that I'm sure.

[Agaron]

Sorry, I tend to hijack threads that I get inadvertently dragged in to. That's the troll in me. That poor Agaron dude is just impotently waiting for his buddy to jizz something worthy of posting in his mouth, but my guess is either A: Acafag is writing something so tediously thought out that he's not sharing with his sidekick fag, or B: buttbuddies finally got beaten into submission by a girl. I know vaginas and breasts are intimidating, but you'll never get over that I'm sure.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8701/troll3oh.jpg

[Guenny]

Phew, well, at least you ballsed up and posted a picture of yourself finally. A little thinner than I expected.

[Agaron]

Phew, well, at least you ballsed up and posted a picture of yourself finally. A little thinner than I expected.

Keep refreshing that page.

[Guenny]

Let's see who can hit F5 the most times in 5 minutes - OKAY GO

[Abacab-insurection]

Y'all are fucking retarded, I go outside for a few and you guys still are trolling... I'm going bowling so I'll be back around 11:00 or something til then, feel free to troll each other and have just a fraction of the social life I do.

[girth]

Y'all are fucking retarded, I go outside for a few and you guys still are trolling... I'm going bowling so I'll be back around 11:00 or something til then, feel free to troll each other and have just a fraction of the social life I do.

So you have to come brag on a emu server forum that you're going bowling IRL? Man that sure seems like a cool life.

[Lazortag]

I kissed a girl once.

[girth]

Shoulda been more like Walter here.

http://images.quizilla.com/I/invadertak/1035076776_wskiWalter.jpg

Fuck it Dude...lets go bowling.

[purist]

Posting in an epic thread
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9866/2nap385.gif

[mmiles8]

This is better than the RL pic thread.

[purist]

I dislike abacab as much as anyone else but dear god, he must of really got under your skin if you played the "i have a 9 inch penis bro" card in a desperate attempt you validate your self-worth. Then you went and consulted with your wife to come to your e-defense, rofl. *fistbump* Nice one, bro. That just screams "sad bastard." Dear god I hope I never reach the point of my gf even knowing what the fuck p99 is, much less involving her in my p99 forum arguments to corroborate my cock size.

What an absolute loser.

[Bashee_Feind]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13447


refer to that post if you think the "spray paint" look is "photoshopped"

[mmiles8]

Then you went and consulted with your wife to come to your e-defense, rofl.

Isn't it impressive how well acquainted she seems to the forum regulars? She knows quite a bit about who's in with what clique. It's almost as if she's been here all along.... maybe posting under another name.

I don't know, I mean, does the writing style remind you of anyone? Just can't put my finger on it.

[Allizia]

This thread is win, sup dorf

[Corpsechucker]

LAWL Abacab and Agaron said trolling!!!!!! !!!! LMFAOSO MUCH FK LOLOLOL

[Abacab-insurection]

Rate this bitch 5 stars! Cause shit ain't getting better than this

[Starklen]

Joker pic really sealed the deal here.

[eqholmes]

So..... uh..... madden 11 comes out tonight

[eqgamer]

Haha.. sweet irony. It's no wonder you spend so much time flaming other posts with excessive vulgarity and aggression Barking.

I'm not really sure if I should feel bad more so for the fact that you're a stereotypical angry white fat guy raging on the internet in an attempt to fathom self-worth, or that you are actually proud of the picture of that chick that you're impersonating now.

Anyways, thanks for the lol-worthy posts. Keep it up!

[thxer]

RL dramas lol, there's so much awesome faggotry up in here. Lets keep it rollin' like the nerds we are!

[Hasbinbad]

I'm taking bets on who threatens who IRL first..

[Loke]

I'm taking bets on who threatens who IRL first..

My dad can beat up your mom.

[Abacab-insurection]

Trolling is an art whether you pose as an 11/f/us or some guy called hungblack69 and tear up chatrooms, or post flame wars on a forum you are being a sheer virtuoso of the art.

[Bazek]

This thread is win, sup dorf

You made a post that you needed some shit to go down, so I came through for you.

Come back in my life please.

[Barkingturtle]

I dislike abacab as much as anyone else but dear god, he must of really got under your skin if you played the "i have a 9 inch penis bro" card in a desperate attempt you validate your self-worth. Then you went and consulted with your wife to come to your e-defense, rofl. *fistbump* Nice one, bro. That just screams "sad bastard." Dear god I hope I never reach the point of my gf even knowing what the fuck p99 is, much less involving her in my p99 forum arguments to corroborate my cock size.

What an absolute loser.

Indicative of the general intelligence level around here. A handful of you understand devices like absurdity, irony, sarcasm and English. Anyway, you seem really obsessed with a single sentence I wrote some pages back about my penis. I tell you, folks are gonna start to wonder if you can't distract yourself from the thought of my veiny, thick, mesmerizing prick.

Anyway, to reiterate: I'm not really sure how reposting things I invited folks to repost qualifies as epic. You'd have to operate from a base assumption of insecurity to think it'd be effective in the first. But check it out, kids: I own a mirror, I really don't mind how I look. I mean, are some of you folks walking around as adults worried about how people judge your looks? If so, you should probably keep on playing massive amounts of EQ instead of interfacing in person with humans.

Lot of really desperately insecure, painfully stupid people posting on this board, and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't what attracted me in the first place. I like to write dirty stuff about strangers and make them mad. I like to watch people fail to understand my jokes, so I can sit here and laugh at you from my place of superiority. And I really like to watch porn where the chicks have three tits or four cunts and they're getting fucked with icepicks and pistols and shit, real shit, like warm defecate.

So again, I guess it comes down to "I can't relate". If I existed in a world where I was insecure about myself, it'd be a different story. But it's hard to be insecure when you've got a twelve-inch cock that jizzes 24k gold and you can bench press 900 pounds with it.

[Comfortably]

God abacabb is one ugly ass mother fucker. You'd think with a trust fund he could buy a pair of 30$ converse that weren't scuffed and nasty. Or the homeless flannel from gap.. yeah not doin so well. Your hair is 4 different shades of "I don't shower, i'm disgusting, and i'm a virgin." Your claim to be a musician, please, give me your band name, if your playing shows i'm sure you have a myspace or some sort of website I can listen to your faggotry at.

[Aadill]

converses are meant to be scuffed and beat to shit, hope this helps

[Agaron]

Indicative of the general intelligence level around here. A handful of you understand devices like absurdity, irony, sarcasm and English. Anyway, you seem really obsessed with a single sentence I wrote some pages back about my penis. I tell you, folks are gonna start to wonder if you can't distract yourself from the thought of my veiny, thick, mesmerizing prick.

Anyway, to reiterate: I'm not really sure how reposting things I invited folks to repost qualifies as epic. You'd have to operate from a base assumption of insecurity to think it'd be effective in the first. But check it out, kids: I own a mirror, I really don't mind how I look. I mean, are some of you folks walking around as adults worried about how people judge your looks? If so, you should probably keep on playing massive amounts of EQ instead of interfacing in person with humans.

Lot of really desperately insecure, painfully stupid people posting on this board, and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't what attracted me in the first place. I like to write dirty stuff about strangers and make them mad. I like to watch people fail to understand my jokes, so I can sit here and laugh at you from my place of superiority. And I really like to watch porn where the chicks have three tits or four cunts and they're getting fucked with icepicks and pistols and shit, real shit, like warm defecate.

So again, I guess it comes down to "I can't relate". If I existed in a world where I was insecure about myself, it'd be a different story. But it's hard to be insecure when you've got a twelve-inch cock that jizzes 24k gold and you can bench press 900 pounds with it.

Let me sum this up for you since you still talk like a giant dbag.

"I want you to suck on my 9 inch cock, because I'm a closet homo."

"I'm okay with being an ugly mofo, so I drink alone at a bar to soak my sorrows of dating the wild card every night."

"I suck at eq, so I troll the forum all day, and I'm a creepy bastard."

"I'm going to keep boasting about my imaginary penis size on the internet to help my emo tendencies."

Next time keep it simple bro.

[Guenny]

Don't forget his imaginary wife! I only exist an extension of that huge sticky cock you want to suck.

[Barkingturtle]

Next time keep it simple bro.

I did keep it simple. I expressed exactly what I intended to do, did it, and it still soared miles above your head. You're my absolute favorite, dude. A fucking cumdrunk retard of untold magnitudes.

[luckynclover]

can you guys go back to wow or 4chan with this crap? i came to 1999 because i was tired of the flaming and trolling and ranting in wow, wanted a mature community. Dont need this hear please end it. aka grow up.

[Barkingturtle]

can you guys go back to wow or 4chan with this crap? i came to 1999 because i was tired of the flaming and trolling and ranting in wow, wanted a mature community. Dont need this hear please end it. aka grow up.

Eat shit, you fucking cunt. It's the flames and rants board.

[luckynclover]

Eat shit, you fucking cunt. It's the flames and rants board.


oh look how cute fat antisocial nerd in rl gets his attention on a forum board for a free server of a 10 year old video game...how pathetic can you be? i feel sorry for you.

[Shaun421]

Hey, this is entertainment. If you don't like it, don't post. As Barking so eloquently put it, this is Flames and Rants. Nobody i twising your arm to come in here.

Stop crowding the thread with your sympathy and pity.

[luckynclover]

meh i just saw this post after clicking on the new posts link wasnt paying attention to the actual sub forum it came from w/e continue on with your im hiding behind a computer so i can say whatever i want stuff you kids like to do..

[Barkingturtle]

meh i just saw this post after clicking on the new posts link wasnt paying attention to the actual sub forum it came from w/e continue on with your im hiding behind a computer so i can say whatever i want stuff you kids like to do..

Uh huh. I bet you just wandered in here on accident. As if you didn't know exactly what this place was. You put your eye to the glory hole and I popped that motherfucker with my cock, which in case you haven't heard resembles a forty ounce of malt liquor.

[eqgamer]

Don't forget his imaginary wife! I only exist an extension of that huge sticky cock you want to suck.

I did keep it simple. I expressed exactly what I intended to do, did it, and it still soared miles above your head. You're my absolute favorite, dude. A fucking cumdrunk retard of untold magnitudes.

Posted minutes apart. You could have at least made it less painstakingly obvious that you're logging out from one troll account into another to pretend to have someone that gives a shit about you IRL.

In the slight chance that you do have a degenerate troglodyte of a girl that's as socially unspectacular as you are, then perhaps you should find more meaningful uses of your time together than trolling video game forums. Seems to be rather petty from someone that's so fucking satisfied with his own life that he's comfortable looking into the mirror at a car wreck of a human being every morning.

If I looked down and couldn't see my prick past my gut, I'd probably be full of worn-out post-teenage angst as well, though.

[Erasong]

this is why im glad i have such a huge penis myself. My gut can be huge and i still wont feel fat.

[Barkingturtle]

Posted minutes apart. You could have at least made it less painstakingly obvious that you're logging out from one troll account into another to pretend to have someone that gives a shit about you IRL.

In the slight chance that you do have a degenerate troglodyte of a girl that's as socially unspectacular as you are, then perhaps you should find more meaningful uses of your time together than trolling video game forums. Seems to be rather petty from someone that's so fucking satisfied with his own life that he's comfortable looking into the mirror at a car wreck of a human being every morning.

If I looked down and couldn't see my prick past my gut, I'd probably be full of worn-out post-teenage angst as well, though.

Guys like you are awesome. I don't even know who the fuck you are, but I've made collateral damage of you. Such is the destructive rape-force of my words, that it drives a random cocksmoker like eqgamer to paranoid ranting as to the existence of wives and drooling fascination over my impressive member. Truly, reading my posts is the abyss looking back into you, friend. Be careful.

[Abacab-insurection]

I see you're still swinging? Admirable yet ignorant, you've been thrashed so hard in this thread yet you still feel the compulsive need to post a response every time a new post is made, what are you a masochist?

Just pack up and go home, you're not longer amusing now that you've pulled every card from "I've got a bigger penis" which you still are playing, to the "You are all fags here is my IRL wife" and you're running on empty. So come back with something new to dramamonger with or ya know just keep beating this dead horse of a thread.

[Agaron]

I see you're still swinging? Admirable yet ignorant, you've been thrashed so hard in this thread yet you still feel the compulsive need to post a response every time a new post is made, what are you a masochist?

Just pack up and go home, you're not longer amusing now that you've pulled every card from "I've got a bigger penis" which you still are playing, to the "You are all fags here is my IRL wife" and you're running on empty. So come back with something new to dramamonger with or ya know just keep beating this dead horse of a thread.

I'VE GOT A 9 INCH COCK, AND IT PISSES EXCELLENCE, AND SOMETIMES PLAT, BUT MOSTLY MANASTONES INTO MY MEGA ULTRA SUPER AWESOME WIFES JOKER FACE!

http://www.durbanbud.com/blog/images/macaulay.jpg

[Barkingturtle]

I see you're still swinging? Admirable yet ignorant, you've been thrashed so hard in this thread yet you still feel the compulsive need to post a response every time a new post is made, what are you a masochist?

Just pack up and go home, you're not longer amusing now that you've pulled every card from "I've got a bigger penis" which you still are playing, to the "You are all fags here is my IRL wife" and you're running on empty. So come back with something new to dramamonger with or ya know just keep beating this dead horse of a thread.

Still swinging? Shit duder, I'm still clobbering you punk bitches with my prick head, denting your soft baby-skulls and wrapping my shaft around your throat like a fucking python.

Running on empty? I wake up with better material crusted on the inside of my boxers than you'll ever imagine. Or maybe you are imagining it, right now.

And honestly, those of you questioning the existence of my wife aren't fags, necessarily, but it's reasonable to assume you're pedophiles. Probably Republicans, too.

[Abacab-insurection]

Trying too hard


Why do people try so goddamn hard?

The various reasons for this usually revolve around wanting to be popular, be it to pick up girls, earn E-Points or simply make friends because you don't want to die alone, choking on ramen in front of your computer. Trying Too Hard is usually a result of the following process:

1. Realizing you're a pathetic loser
2. Realizing some people, on the other hand, are not
3. Identifying their actions/behaviors that you believe explain their popularity
4. Attempting to repeat said actions/behavior in the hope of instantly becoming popular yourself
5. ????
6. Deficit.

This might look like a foolproof method, but it consistently results in much butthurt and/or making friends with other losers. People who Try Too Hard make Grade-A lolcows, with the added benefit that they'll just keep on trying and providing enough lulz to power New York City. Because they're so fucking desperate.

[Barkingturtle]

Says the guy who dug through my twenty thousand posts yesterday searching for a picture of me. Yep buddy. Says the guy who's spent countless hours training the World Trade Center of a free video game. Sure homey. Honestly, holding my ass to your mouth and forcing you to choke on my shit takes zero effort. In fact, I can do it with one hand.

[Guenny]

Posting from my other account with another reference to my penis.

[Barkingturtle]

Posting with my penis from a penis.

[eqgamer]

Irony would be Barkingturtle desperately calling attention to his insignificant penis in every post he makes, yet claiming it's everyone else that seems obsessed with it. You're worn out, sir. I see that your responses have gotten drastically smaller, thus being the problem with relying on profanity as the basis of your communication. There's just so many ways one imbecile can think to "cleverly" twist together "fuck, shit, cum, and fag" in the same paragraph; and clearly you're running out of ideas.

If only your mother had dug that coat hanger in just a wee bit deeper....

[Guenny]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/armageddonshoes/btspenis.jpg

I think this sums it up, including the exact number of hits. Geez, you guys wouldn't know a legend if it slapped you in the face with its four pounds of solid meat.

[Barkingturtle]

Irony would be Barkingturtle desperately calling attention to his insignificant penis in every post he makes, yet claiming it's everyone else that seems obsessed with it. You're worn out, sir. I see that your responses have gotten drastically smaller, thus being the problem with relying on profanity as the basis of your communication. There's just so many ways one imbecile can think to "cleverly" twist together "fuck, shit, cum, and fag" in the same paragraph; and clearly you're running out of ideas.

If only your mother had dug that coat hanger in just a wee bit deeper....

Despite its semi-mystical properties, you cannot merely rub up against my penis and expect it to grant you the same gifts. Hang around, oberve and take notes, and I guarantee you will learn from my turgid wiener. At present you lack imagination, suggesting that there are only so many ways to twist together "fuck, shit, cum and fag", but I assure you there are no limits where we're bound. There will be more shit fucking, cum shitting, and cum fags full of fucked shit, with the shit fags fucking cum fucks while shit fucks cum fags than you've ever dared dream. Get ready, it's going to be a very special ride for you if you decide to tag-a-long on my dong for the long haul, if you catch my drift, and I reckon you do, right next shit cum on you fag face.

[Abacab-insurection]

Says the guy who dug through my twenty thousand posts yesterday searching for a picture of me...

Took me two seconds in a google search engine, you know why? Cause you're an attention whore who's plastered his shit all over the internet, and besides the point you dropped doxx on yourself. So really I didn't have to search you kind of posted all your info in one big drama filled scream of "LOOK AT ME!"

Attempting to troll people by getting involved in long-winded arguments that end up taking more of your time than theirs (SPOILER ALERT: you have trolled yourself)

[Abacab-insurection]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/armageddonshoes/btspenis.jpg

I think this sums it up, including the exact number of hits. Geez, you guys wouldn't know a legend if it slapped you in the face with its four pounds of solid meat.

I didn't know a Freudian level of phallic obsession warrants legendary status... But hey, if that kind of obsession keeps your ego from becoming fragile as glass then by all means continue indulging yourself in your own delusion of self-worth.

[Ihealyou]

My penis is 10 inches.



But only if you measure it in metric.

[Barkingturtle]

We were arguing about something? I just like to write and pick on geeks, Abby. I'll leave internet revolutionary as your cross to bear alone.

[Barkingturtle]

I didn't know a Freudian level of phallic obsession warrants legendary status... But hey, if that kind of obsession keeps your ego from becoming fragile as glass then by all means continue indulging yourself in your own delusion of self-worth.

My cock has a cult following. What can I say? It has charisma.

[Agaron]

Posting with my 9" e-penis from a 3" penis.

Dude you got to let your girl go.

http://i38.tinypic.com/29532nl.jpg

P.S. We got dicks like Jesus.

[Abacab-insurection]

My cock has a cult following. What can I say? It has charisma.

http://i37.tinypic.com/5ambyv.jpg


It appears you're cultist have done went the way of Waco, and not to mention your "legendary" genitalia are less sought after as the city of Atlantis and more lost than Amelia Earhart.

[Guenny]

I'm not real you guys, jeez. Talk about trying to hard. Altering pictures of a made-up woman? That's the real low. Pathetic.

[Guenny]

If you're skeptical, go on to Alla and make a thread and ask yourself. It seems to be hurting your butt badly enough.

[Agaron]

If you're skeptical, go on to Alla and make a thread and ask yourself. It seems to be hurting your butt badly enough.

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/why_so_serious_cat-12947.jpg

[purist]

Turtle, plz keep going with the long-winded and banal replies about how you've had about how we're all "insecure." Projecting much?

Abacab has been telling you to "jump!" for the last 10 pages of this thread and you've said "how high?" everytime. Anything and everything about your identity and person you provided at his very beck and call (including multiple angle shots of your alleged "wife," lol). Why? Cause he called you a pussy.

Now, people with a normal self-esteem would've moved on 18 pages ago, but it shattered your sense of self-worth enough that you're still here trying to prove how you "don't give a fuck" cause "i got a 9 inch cock bro," in turn just making you further look like the fragile, angry fatty with major inadequacy/self-esteem issues that you are.

You got trolled, son.

[Barkingturtle]

Turtle, plz keep going with the long-winded and banal replies about how you've had about how we're all "insecure." Projecting much?

Abacab has been telling you to "jump!" for the last 10 pages of this thread and you've said "how high?" everytime. Anything and everything about your identity and person you provided at his very beck and call (including multiple angle shots of your alleged "wife," lol). Why? Cause he called you a pussy.

Now, people with a normal self-esteem would've moved on 18 pages ago, but it shattered your sense of self-worth enough that you're still here trying to prove how you "don't give a fuck" cause "i got a 9 inch cock bro," in turn just making you further look like the fragile, angry fatty with major inadequacy/self-esteem issues that you are.

You got trolled, son.

Random insecure guy, I applaud your effort if not the result.

[Abacab-insurection]

Random insecure guy, I applaud your effort if not the result.

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/thumb/1/18/Lose.jpg/200px-Lose.jpg

Good day sir!

[girth]

LOL at the Wonka picture. Also, stop hating on Waco. I have a picture of Koresh's old Harley if you wanna see it, my friends dad was his lawyer and got it when he died.

Also, I saw the reference, so heres the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU

[Bazek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okd3hLlvvLw

[girth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okd3hLlvvLw

APCs version is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8

[Hasbinbad]

Dude you got to let your girl go.

http://i38.tinypic.com/29532nl.jpg

P.S. We got dicks like Jesus.
Only good post by Agaron ever.

[Allizia]

Pretty sure any guy over 20 is rolling his eyes at this thread =P I remember comparing penis size when I was like uhh 12. Anything over 7 is more hassle then it's worth anyway, most average girls don't like their cervix being pounded. Scrambled eggs wut?

You should bribe your sister into defending your ego on vent imo

[Bazek]

I thought it would never stop...LOL

[mmiles8]

This is probably the only time you'll ever see me post something like this, so enjoy it! I call it "Joker Face". If you wanna sing slong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo&feature=av2e

Joker Face

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna troll em' and then call everyone gays
Two-hundred word vocab, cuss at you and rephrase (I love it)
When I'm attacked, I impersonate a tart
I'm ultra cool, I named myself after a fart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Guys get me hot, not much of a cock
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get you hot, show you my fake twat

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna troll with him a hard pair we will be
A little board trollin is fun when you're with me (I love it)
My mother should have swallowed, so please do not make fun
I secretly like it when you stick it in my buns

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Ugly mug shot, got liver spots
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
More often than not, takin' money shots

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I say fuck you bitch and screw you
Smell like gym shoes
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just postin' with my other login
Just like a chick in the chat room
Got a dick but I like dicks too
I promise this, promise this
Check this dick cause I'm marvelous

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

[Bodeanicus]

You mad bro? I mean you only quoted over 9000 times in that last post...


Sadly, I like everyone else knows exactly what I write, so there really is no point in quoting it since those threads are still on the FIRST FUCKING PAGE

Of course the screenshot is fake you little cocksucker, I just went on another server rolled your name and sent myself tells just to fuck with you and the thread since it's OBVIOUS this thread is about false accusations, and if you can't take the joke implied and the fact I'm being tongue in cheek then you sir can idk? Get fucked?

Now, you state you're waaay before my time but I really don't get that remark. Are you saying your older than me? You've played on P99 longer than me? You've played EQ in general far longer than I have? Like you said, you don't know me so why make gross implications that you have no real factual basis on?

Then you're like "boo hoo Abacab kills lowbies in EC tunnel!" of course I do, just like I've stomped DA with trains before Tralina joined the guild and had Rogean on speed fuckin' dial... You and your guild are no different than those noobs in EC cause if I REALLY wanted to get you, I can.

I personally am just rallying my cause for a FFA server and if you and your guild of welfare loot giving, socially inept drama whores can't fucking take getting steamrolled by a train without a GM personally watching your raid like a Brinks home security system then you crybabies don't have a lick of talent or commitment and are simply just going through the motions on "Sit 15 here for 3 days ez mode" to garner loot.

So face it, I'm better than you on this game in every conceivable way because I'm not a carebear blubie pussy that wants GM intervention on their side and will whine about anything and everyone that dares reach in your cookie jar, cause let's face it broseph you can't get shit unless you permacamp and zerg...

Talentless fuck

I'm still going to fuck you in your butt when I catch you, sweetie.

[Bodeanicus]

I know bro, I posted it it's easily accessible to anyone here (I miss the haystacks photo though)

Hate all ya want motherfucker, because as Alawen once claimed "I'm just a trust fund hipster that lives life blowing money on pot and fucking scene chicks to get by with ZERO responsibility"

So call me a bum bro, I'm gonna go spend $400 bucks on liquor tonight and piss on a homeless man just cause I'm white, rich and entitled yo

That's what I imagine Eddie Vedder would look like if he was a faggot. Oh yeah, you're definitely getting the jail house welcome wagon.

[Abacab-insurection]

That's what I imagine Eddie Vedder would look like if he was a faggot. Oh yeah, you're definitely getting the jail house welcome wagon.

Hell naw, cause I'm a GM on VZ/TZ yo

[eqgamer]

I miss this thread already.. What happened here? Is Barkingturtle vigorously searching his thesaurus to craft together a new arsenal of obscenity? Or still perhaps trying to bribe that fairly below-average female to help "fight back" and defend him over the interwebs.