Should i get a tanning membership?

[Lron]

Im contemplating getting one again.

Pros: I look healthier/better so women swoon
It gives me forced meditation time while in the bed

Cons: I could get skin cancer and die

Since all of life is a wager, Im thinking ill do it.

[radditsu]

Shut up

[quido]

Con: it makes you look like a chach

[Rellapse36]

Every spring I go to a tanning salon for 1 month

It gives you a good base tan going into summer. Having had a serious sun burn as a teenager that put me in the hospital. Shit hurt, I have went to a tanning salon once a month every year since.

I always feel gay tho

My pecker is never a glow in the dark stick tho

[radditsu]

Rellapse they posted your pecker in another thread.

[Rellapse36]

Runlvlzero's pecker

[Rellapse36]

Lron go get a tan come to AL lets float down the river while drinking a case of beer

[runlvlzero]

It's way better than smoking. Go for it, aren't there safer tanning beds? Or just go outside, unless you live in like Alaska or the Alps or some other mountain.

Also, get the right nutrition when you do it, so you can repair the damage. Vitaman C, E, and D, and lots of fatty oils.

C is really good at repairing damaged cell/RnA. I've read that in like 200 billion articles and is probably findable somewhere on NIH.gov.

But obviously you need the energy/other things to make it work, C alone won't, but a healthy lifestyle with C stops the cancer some, obvs lightening strikes.

[radditsu]

Radiation is free particles that rip through dna structures causing degradation. If you happen to have the part ofnthe strand that controls cell growth, you get the cancet.


Lron I hope you get the cancer.

[Nocsucow]

Lron ... know how i know you're gay ? you're asking about a tanning membership on a elf simulator forum

[Nocsucow]

and you listen to cold play

[Unidus]

Getting a tan wont make a fat, bald, zit covered person look healthier. Find something else to try.