Barkingturtle - An Acknowledgement from The Server legend

[Lron]

I am probably the most famous person to post in RnF so dont get too excited but I think the majority of your posts/replys are perfectly worded and humorous.

It makes me wonder just how good I am if I have 100000 times the name recognition.

Anyways, Respect

lron

[Rellapse36]

Dude told me yesterday his wife was playing on her Xbox and met a dude from Eqmac that knew me from waking the sleeper. How do you feel I have more name recognition then you do on your own fucking server? LOL

[Lron]

Relapse desperately seeking my attention and approval for the 9887876549'th time....so embarrassing.

[Rellapse36]

Think you're just upset b/c you know I am right

[Lron]

I woke the sleeper and main tanked kerafrym till the zone crashed...sorry dude, i win again. love you.

[Rellapse36]

Living in my shadows as per usual

[JayN]

Lron confirmed child rapist

http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/hubbard-the-rapist-forrester.htm

[hatelore]

Both of you confirmed, should go enjoy Christmas. Merry Christmas~

[Byrjun]

Barkingturtle is probably the best poster these forums have ever seen. It's not even really close.

[Lu|z Sext]

I am unsure who the bigger faggot is.

[old man jenkin]

merry christmas

[Lune]

Barkingturtle is probably the best poster these forums have ever seen. It's not even really close.

[radditsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14

[Freeport]

Barkingturtle=best troll on the server. I fail in comparison.

[Heebo]

Barkingturtle is probably the best poster these forums have ever seen. It's not even really close.

[Barkingturtle]

Wow, this is really something. All I've ever really wanted is the unyielding adulation of anonymous misanthropes. It is a privilege bringing warm laughs into the bleak wilderness of your lives. That a collective of connoisseurs such as yourselves, all distinguished lulzists in your own rights -- that you would stroke me this way is an honor. I will never forget this. I may never put my dick away.

Still, I can't help but wonder if this is a trap. Frankly, I don't give a fuck. I accept your nomination and will serve out my term. Here's to a New Year of laughs, friends.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/shrxfn68/horror/carrie.gif

[radditsu]

Wow, this is really something. All I've ever really wanted is the unyielding adulation of anonymous misanthropes. It is a privilege bringing warm laughs into the bleak wilderness of your lives. That a collective of connoisseurs such as yourselves, all distinguished lulzists in your own rights -- that you would stroke me this way is an honor. I will never forget this. I may never put my dick away.

Still, I can't help but wonder if this is a trap. Frankly, I don't give a fuck. I accept your nomination and will serve out my term. Here's to a New Year of laughs, friends.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/shrxfn68/horror/carrie.gif

trying too hard...you lost it bro

[Barkingturtle]

I might be trying too hard, or it might just be that prose flows effortlessly through me, only appearing complicated because you view the world through a lens skewed by your own limited ability.

Or, it might just be that trying too hard is kinda my thing.

Either way, I've still got it and now you're not sure what the fuck is going on. You just got Barkingturtled.

[Lron]

hahahah

[Hailto]

Heebo has the best sig tho

[radditsu]

I might be trying too hard, or it might just be that prose flows effortlessly through me, only appearing complicated because you view the world through a lens skewed by your own limited ability.

Or, it might just be that trying too hard is kinda my thing.

Either way, I've still got it and now you're not sure what the fuck is going on. You just got Barkingturtled.


NAW the pressure def got to you. I miss vintage Barkingturtle. Def need to retire.

[radditsu]

Heebo has the best sig tho

I dont think so

[radditsu]

Your pootietang sig is god awful. I don't know if it's supposed to be ironic, but you crossed the fucking line!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RtCxvv8Y3Bs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRtCxvv8Y3Bs



Aaaaand go fuck yourself.

[Barkingturtle]

Hey radditsu, why don't you go shit up the radditsu appreciation thread?

Oh, that's right. There is no radditsu appreciation thread because no one fucking likes you.

How's the vintage on that one suit you, baby-dick? Old school enough? Would it be better if I put on a dab of your uncle's cologne and rubbed my dick against the backside of your throat? Well I don't know what brand he wears.

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[radditsu]

Hey radditsu, why don't you go shit up the radditsu appreciation thread?

Oh, that's right. There is no radditsu appreciation thread because no one fucking likes you.

How's the vintage on that one suit you, baby-dick? Old school enough? Would it be better if I put on a dab of your uncle's cologne and rubbed my dick against the backside of your throat? Well I don't know what brand he wears.

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B================D


So hard right now

[Barkingturtle]

I hope it was clear that I put the cologne directly on my penis.

[radditsu]

I hope it was clear that I put the cologne directly on my penis.

Yes...tell me more.

[Ahldagor]

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/misc/the-3-strangest-cases-of-mass-hysteria-ever-recorded/penis-panic.jpg

[radditsu]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2JhRdtNOIlg

[Gwence]

would just like to point out that Barkingturtles avatar can be seen in the new movie "American Hustle"

I couldnt quite place where I had seen it before when I was watching the movie, but now that I read this post and saw it, ding ding.

[radditsu]

would just like to point out that Barkingturtles avatar can be seen in the new movie "American Hustle"

I couldnt quite place where I had seen it before when I was watching the movie, but now that I read this post and saw it, ding ding.

That's Burt Reynolds and you will prostrate yourself infront of his divine gaze.

[Barkingturtle]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/idgaf.gif

[JayN]

dees drunken old nuts on yo fatassed chin's

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4135f4b269f216df5308667b06a6c68/tumblr_mqemswIM7x1s6zz0to1_400.gif

[Barkingturtle]

Would have been funnier if you said something along the lines of, "wanna smell your mom's cunt?"

First lesson is free.

[radditsu]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=978Pkkx_wKE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D978Pkkx_wKE

[Archalen]

Because of his superior dietary habits and barring a tragic accident, barkingturtle will also outlive most of you, and will be getting natural erections years after you start taking viagra like a bitch.

[Dr. Edge]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/267/682/a89.jpg

[Ahldagor]

Because of his superior dietary habits and barring a tragic accident, barkingturtle will also outlive most of you, and will be getting natural erections years after you start taking viagra like a bitch.

you forgot the ultimate reason why he gets the ladies

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Selmer-Bundy-Alto-Saxophone-with-extras-/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/vhkAAOxyNo9Sr3Bv/$_3.JPG

[element08]

this is a trap.

[Pariad]

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