Chicka
07-29-2010, 02:42 AM
It's called the entitlement gamer rage quit raid system, EGRQRS as a TLA.
My proposal, which will find wide acceptance in the community due to its taking into account all views and satisfying the needs of all gamers on P1999, is a system that universally ends the extreme angst portrayed by said gamers with prejudice and abundance.
Without further ado I shall propose this system. EGRQRS is simple, and can be elictatated in a only a few words, for teh win. When you hear about this absolutely monumentally forthright rule system, you will wonder why you have read through so many pages of crap on rule systems. You didn't need to, all that crap is distilled here in one giant, but humble, proposalturd.
This is my idea - nobody paid me for this, but I do own the patent, and the copyrights. It's free, in the sense that air is free if you don't live in an air tight box - like the basement you play eq in with this young lady http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=104550&postcount=110. BTW, when we find out which one of you has got her - banned, just saying.
There is NO fine print, unless you have a very good printer, in which case you are exceeded from the ruleset. People with dot matrix printers need not apply. Thermal printers are now so funny they are cool, so you get extra bennies - see young lady above.
THE RULES:
PHASE ONE:
Phase one by the way, is genius.
1. Each week the GMs round up every player in P1999 and randomly port them to a random location in the fully spawned plane of fear randomly.
2. Once everyone has LOL'd at Tralina getting DT'd they commence attempting to stay alive
3. When 50% of P1999 has been killed or banned, phase two starts
Phase two by the way, is genius.
PHASE TWO:
1. The remaining players commence a massive game of strip poker, using rules to be determined, and using only /ran 100
2. People get naked <-- keeps teh teen interest
3. when all the man chicks in a guild are naked they winz first place on the rotation
PHASE THREE:
Phase three is genius by the way.
1. There is only ONE naked man chick guild on the rotation!
2. That week, or seven days, whichever is shorter, the naked man chick guild gets to raid ALL targets at their leisure - USING ONLY THE EQUIPMENT THEY HAVE LEFT FROM THE STRIP POKER GAME.
3. Other guilds can watch and call 30 minute timers on the naked man chick guild but must NOT contest the mobs. They can only train, KS the mob, and loot.
Perfection. And genius.
My proposal, which will find wide acceptance in the community due to its taking into account all views and satisfying the needs of all gamers on P1999, is a system that universally ends the extreme angst portrayed by said gamers with prejudice and abundance.
Without further ado I shall propose this system. EGRQRS is simple, and can be elictatated in a only a few words, for teh win. When you hear about this absolutely monumentally forthright rule system, you will wonder why you have read through so many pages of crap on rule systems. You didn't need to, all that crap is distilled here in one giant, but humble, proposalturd.
This is my idea - nobody paid me for this, but I do own the patent, and the copyrights. It's free, in the sense that air is free if you don't live in an air tight box - like the basement you play eq in with this young lady http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=104550&postcount=110. BTW, when we find out which one of you has got her - banned, just saying.
There is NO fine print, unless you have a very good printer, in which case you are exceeded from the ruleset. People with dot matrix printers need not apply. Thermal printers are now so funny they are cool, so you get extra bennies - see young lady above.
THE RULES:
PHASE ONE:
Phase one by the way, is genius.
1. Each week the GMs round up every player in P1999 and randomly port them to a random location in the fully spawned plane of fear randomly.
2. Once everyone has LOL'd at Tralina getting DT'd they commence attempting to stay alive
3. When 50% of P1999 has been killed or banned, phase two starts
Phase two by the way, is genius.
PHASE TWO:
1. The remaining players commence a massive game of strip poker, using rules to be determined, and using only /ran 100
2. People get naked <-- keeps teh teen interest
3. when all the man chicks in a guild are naked they winz first place on the rotation
PHASE THREE:
Phase three is genius by the way.
1. There is only ONE naked man chick guild on the rotation!
2. That week, or seven days, whichever is shorter, the naked man chick guild gets to raid ALL targets at their leisure - USING ONLY THE EQUIPMENT THEY HAVE LEFT FROM THE STRIP POKER GAME.
3. Other guilds can watch and call 30 minute timers on the naked man chick guild but must NOT contest the mobs. They can only train, KS the mob, and loot.
Perfection. And genius.