Is today national whine like a bitch day?

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Okay, I am a noob when it comes to P99, I just rolled my first toon about a week ago. I am currently lvl 16 and was in Blackburrow killing gnolls for fangs. I had more than one person tell me that I was a "twink noob" because I was too high of a level to be farming there. I pointed out that there was 4 other people in the zone at a higher level to me and all I heard back is "well they are just as lost and retarded as you are."

SO question is, at what level am I no longer allowed to enter said zone? Apparently some people have the right to control where people go. So am I being a bitch by farming fangs at lvl 16? I got tired of farming bandit sashes and need to level rather than make plat.

So far my experience has been great with a lot of nice and friendly people, but there must be something in the air today because everyone is whining like such bitches it's not even funny.

[Kagatob]

That's what you get for not rolling an elf.

[Itap]

You're so inconsiderate, faggot

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You're so inconsiderate, faggot

I know, I won the "twink douchebag of the year" award today when this is my first toon. I must be doing something right.

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That's what you get for not rolling an elf.

Well fuck me right?

Sorry for double post, just realized I can't modify them.

[Gaffin 3.0]

ya shoulda been a halfling so i cant help you here, your on your own faggot

[Lune]

Okay, I am a noob when it comes to driving, I just got my first car about a week ago. I am currently 16 and was driving in the fast lane of the freeway. I had more than one person honk at me and tell that I was a "fucking moron" because I was driving too slow to be in that lane. I pointed out that there was 4 other people in the lane going slower than me and all I heard back is "well they are just as lost and retarded as you are."

SO question is, at what speed am I no longer allowed to drive in the fast lane? Apparently some people have the right to control where people drive. So am I being a bitch by driving 50mph in the far left lane? I got tired of driving on the sidewalk and need to get to my destination rather than kill pedestrians.

So far my experience has been great with a lot of nice and friendly people, but there must be something in the air today because everyone is whining like such bitches it's not even funny.

[Ahldagor]

Okay, I am a noob when it comes to driving, I just got my first car about a week ago. I am currently 16 and was driving in the fast lane of the freeway. I had more than one person honk at me and tell that I was a "fucking moron" because I was driving too slow to be in that lane. I pointed out that there was 4 other people in the lane going slower than me and all I heard back is "well they are just as lost and retarded as you are."

SO question is, at what speed am I no longer allowed to drive in the fast lane? Apparently some people have the right to control where people drive. So am I being a bitch by driving 50mph in the far left lane? I got tired of driving on the sidewalk and need to get to my destination rather than kill pedestrians.

So far my experience has been great with a lot of nice and friendly people, but there must be something in the air today because everyone is whining like such bitches it's not even funny.


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Okay, I am a noob when it comes to driving, I just got my first car about a week ago. I am currently 16 and was driving in the fast lane of the freeway. I had more than one person honk at me and tell that I was a "fucking moron" because I was driving too slow to be in that lane. I pointed out that there was 4 other people in the lane going slower than me and all I heard back is "well they are just as lost and retarded as you are."

SO question is, at what speed am I no longer allowed to drive in the fast lane? Apparently some people have the right to control where people drive. So am I being a bitch by driving 50mph in the far left lane? I got tired of driving on the sidewalk and need to get to my destination rather than kill pedestrians.

So far my experience has been great with a lot of nice and friendly people, but there must be something in the air today because everyone is whining like such bitches it's not even funny.

That's not even a valid comparison. One is against the law and putting others in danger, and the other is just playing a game while not breaking any rules whatsoever. I did laugh though.

[Ahldagor]

That's not even a valid comparison. One is against the law and putting others in danger, and the other is just playing a game while not breaking any rules whatsoever. I did laugh though.

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You guys are just jealous.

[Gaffin 3.0]

ya jelly of a 16 human rogue who wont leave blackburrow

[Vermicelli]

Unrest, the Nybright sisters in Lesser Faydark, East Karana, Highpass, Runny Eye, Oasis, South Ro, Upper Guk, and the Lake of Ill Omen are really good at your level. =)

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I'm out in Oasis now with groups. I just never knew what area to head to next. and I'm not a damned rogue haha

[Barkingturtle]

Okay, I am a noob when it comes to hardcore gay sex, I just rimmed my first tranny about a week ago. I am currently trolling craigslist and was downtown begging strangers for felching. I had more than one person tell me that I was a "twink noob" because I am completely hairless and diminutive. I pointed out that I was 4 inches dilated and my beads had slipped all the way in and all I heard back is "well they are just as lost and retarded as you are."

SO question is, at what point do I stop leaking? Apparently some people have the right to control where people go for anonymous intercourse. So am I being a bitch if I'm always on bottom? I got tired of feeling lonely so I let strangers hump me on the bus.

So far my experience has been great with a lot of nice and friendly people, but there must be something in the air today because everyone is whining like such bitches it's not even funny.

[Nune]

Welcome to p99, where people are so burned out on 4 years of Kunark they flame some npcf for 2 pages over gnoll fang campfire stories

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Welcome to p99, where people are so burned out on 4 years of Kunark they flame some npcf for 2 pages over gnoll fang campfire stories

It suddenly all makes sense now.

[runlvlzero]

you should be killing bandits in WK and running far from your bind point.

Also, you could always beg a port to oasis, and group like a real newb at the orcs for once.

[doeda]

you should be killing orcs in commonlands for belts and sashes

[radditsu]

None of this ever happened.

[runlvlzero]

Bone chips bro

[Tenlaar]

Oasis is the festering, crab-infested taint of classic EQ. Worst zone ever and anybody who tells somebody to go there for xp is WRONG.

[runlvlzero]

Oasis is the festering, crab-infested taint of classic EQ. Worst zone ever and anybody who tells somebody to go there for xp is WRONG.

hehehehe

[Gaffin 3.0]

I agree and disagree, crocs are really good and easy xp from id say 13-16 17ish then i usually head out from there to unrest then MM at 20+

[Gaffin 3.0]

As a melee, but if your a caster there is much better camps.

[Heebo]

Okay, I am a noob when it comes to hardcore gay sex, I just rimmed my first tranny about a week ago. I am currently trolling craigslist and was downtown begging strangers for felching. I had more than one person tell me that I was a "twink noob" because I am completely hairless and diminutive. I pointed out that I was 4 inches dilated and my beads had slipped all the way in and all I heard back is "well they are just as lost and retarded as you are."

SO question is, at what point do I stop leaking? Apparently some people have the right to control where people go for anonymous intercourse. So am I being a bitch if I'm always on bottom? I got tired of feeling lonely so I let strangers hump me on the bus.

So far my experience has been great with a lot of nice and friendly people, but there must be something in the air today because everyone is whining like such bitches it's not even funny.

A rare miss from barkingturtle.

[Barkingturtle]

It's not that rare.

[Heisenberg]

sell gnollfangs to other twinking noobs !

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As a melee, but if your a caster there is much better camps.

I'm a druid if it makes a difference. I went to Oasis last night for about an hour or so in a group just killing orcs. Not much XP gain per orc but we were downing them quickly. Would have been better if we grouped and fought higher level NPC's though.

[Tenlaar]

You'll get better xp as a low teens group in Befallen and as a high teens group in Najena, as well as the odd drop that is worth more than all the croc meat you'll ever loot. Bronze weapons on the lower floors of Befallen, gems in Najena.

[Skywarp]

Fuck these people. Play how you want.

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You'll get better xp as a low teens group in Befallen and as a high teens group in Najena, as well as the odd drop that is worth more than all the croc meat you'll ever loot. Bronze weapons on the lower floors of Befallen, gems in Najena.

I should head to Najena then since I just dinged 18 tonight. Had a nice fellow give me 500p simply because I was new. So I plan to head out to EC Tunnel to buy a new weapon, shield, and other various gear. I need to increase my mana pool greatly so maybe that will help out.