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Elements
12-09-2013, 10:49 AM
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/12/10/world/spies-dragnet-reaches-a-playing-field-of-elves-and-trolls.html

Maybe there is more use for those tin hats than anyone originally though to give credit for.

Csihar
12-09-2013, 11:11 AM
NSA employee gets caught playing with a female dark elf and claims he's running an anti-terrorist operation to cover up his shame.

Barkingturtle
12-09-2013, 11:14 AM
Back in the day Bin Laden actually financed 9/11 by ebaying a manastone he'd been holding onto.

Elements
12-09-2013, 11:23 AM
NSA employee gets caught playing with a female dark elf and claims he's running an anti-terrorist operation to cover up his shame.

This was my first thought exactly. 'How can convince my boss to let me play wow at work? I know! Ill tell him there's trrrrrrists in therr!'

Bones
12-09-2013, 11:29 AM
oh shit they are on to me

runlvlzero
12-09-2013, 11:57 AM
We need an Agency specifically to monitor and watch the NSA, I volunteer! Can I have a carte Blanche check so I can do it from a nice island somewhere? Costing at least 1 billion of the taxpayers $$

Oh wait, no I would go to fucking mars with that much. $$

FUCK YOU NSA

Heebo
12-09-2013, 12:01 PM
I feel safer knowing the NSA is watching you people.

r00t
12-09-2013, 02:29 PM
This literally reads like an onion article. Where do I sign up to be a WoW playing NSA agent?

Justinuti
12-09-2013, 02:32 PM
NSA gonna get you RMTers best watch out

Justinuti
12-09-2013, 02:44 PM
Its Obama. He wants our lewts.

Fuckin' Obama.

myriverse
12-09-2013, 02:56 PM
Nerds
On
RMT
Acquisition
Duty

Langrisserx
12-09-2013, 03:02 PM
ive had the thought before that ingame communication, via pictures or spelling things out with bullets, would be a fairly secure method of transmission ... use steam, a free game, then use the in game features to make your messages

uygi
12-09-2013, 03:36 PM
One N.S.A. document said that the World of Warcraft monitoring “continues to uncover potential Sigint value by identifying accounts, characters and guilds related to Islamic extremist groups, nuclear proliferation and arms dealing.”

Dang.

p99soundsok
12-09-2013, 03:48 PM
I feel safer knowing the NSA is watching you people.

I feel unsafe knowing there are millions of people as willfully ignorant as you are.

Raavak
12-09-2013, 03:55 PM
Now I wonder if all the drug and whore talk is getting captured.

p99soundsok
12-09-2013, 04:37 PM
Now I wonder if all the drug and whore talk is getting captured.

Everything you've ever (at least past 5-10 years) typed into your computers and smart devices and their corresponding IP addresses has been logged under your SS #. Let's hope the Senate doesn't pass bills like CISPA or the government will start using that information against us rampantly.

Itap
12-09-2013, 04:38 PM
Back in the day Bin Laden actually financed 9/11 by ebaying a manastone he'd been holding onto.

lmfao, this quote cannot go unnoticed

runlvlzero
12-09-2013, 05:08 PM
ENJOY JOY YOURMMOS!!!!

Pringles
12-09-2013, 09:56 PM
Back in the day Bin Laden actually financed 9/11 by ebaying a manastone he'd been holding onto.

You win.

/thread

Swish
12-09-2013, 10:00 PM
So which of you losers bought the xbox one with a Kinect that has facial recognition.

People are dumb.

Lojik
12-09-2013, 10:01 PM
So which of you losers bought the xbox one with a Kinect that has facial recognition.

People are dumb.

Dats how they caught Osama.

runlvlzero
12-09-2013, 10:04 PM
Dats how they caught Osama.

No they caught osama by infiltrating foreign aid workers and posing as medics/nurses volunteers giving vaccinations. Making every 3rd world nation look at Americans even more suspiciously. Not that they needed any excuses to murder us en mass before.

REAL fuckin dumb. They caused more damage to America's image than just ignoring the whole bush knocked down the towers thing.

runlvlzero
12-09-2013, 10:05 PM
CIA fake vaccination programme used in hunt for Osama bin Laden could cost lives (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/8646547/CIA-fake-vaccination-programme-used-in-hunt-for-Osama-bin-Laden-could-cost-lives.html)

oh yeah and it was the CIA

Lojik
12-09-2013, 10:19 PM
No they caught osama by infiltrating foreign aid workers and posing as medics/nurses volunteers giving vaccinations. Making every 3rd world nation look at Americans even more suspiciously. Not that they needed any excuses to murder us en mass before.

REAL fuckin dumb. They caused more damage to America's image than just ignoring the whole bush knocked down the towers thing.

Naw they caught him cause he was aimbotting on cod.

a_gnoll_pup
12-09-2013, 10:48 PM
TMO spies on the common folk.

CONFIRMED

Ahldagor
12-09-2013, 10:56 PM
what'd they gain? it's based on snowden's leaked stuff anyway.

Kagatob
12-09-2013, 11:02 PM
Snowden is the real American hero. sacrificing all four what's right.

runlvlzero
12-10-2013, 09:02 PM
Snowden is the real American hero. sacrificing all four what's right.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

For

Kagatob
12-10-2013, 09:13 PM
Fuck Swype?

Hailto
12-10-2013, 09:21 PM
This literally reads like an onion article. Where do I sign up to be a WoW playing NSA agent?

No way you get past the background check.

runlvlzero
12-10-2013, 09:21 PM
Fuck Swype?

LOL, I post from my computer and I make all my grammar and spelling errors. But yeah, I just had to nail u this 1 time for free, cause like, u know, it as fun for me, while I typed it crazily.