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Tanthallas
12-08-2013, 03:56 PM
Position Title: Rule Lawyer

Salary Range/Pay Rate: Salary in the mid 300k pp.

Position Notes: Compensation commensurate with education and experience.

For more information on Forceful Entry's salary structure
and fringe benefits, please go to our website at www.forceful-entry.com

Employee Group/Grade: Officer

Division: Academic / Legal Affairs

Job Category: Administrative - Professional

Shift/Days: This is a full-time position. It is expected that you do not have a job in real life and are willing to let all your personal / social relations in the real world fall apart. It is important to understand that there will be no time for scuba, and the extent of your interaction with the opposite sex (or same sex, if that is preferred) will be limited to online dating sites.

Pay Schedule: Monthly

Minimum Qualifications: (indicate training, education, skills, knowledge, abilities). Young lawyer certification or an equivalent combination of education and/or experience. Considerable experience with spreadsheet, presentation, and recording software. Excellent organizational skills. Knowledge of, and experience with, server administrative systems. Excellent oral and written communication skills. Ability to communicate effectively with others.

Desired Qualifications: Female (lets face it - Sirken has a thing for EQ chicks).

Additional Qualifications: Willing to spend a minimum of 3 hours / week on Sirken's stream; capable of voice acting as a confused and helpless victim in all FRAPs submitted to server staff. Willing to share skype information with all server staff / send Derubael pictures in the case that a decision seems to be moving in a negative direction.

All Qualifications: Unless otherwise required by an applicable collective bargaining agreement, all minimum, additional and desired qualifications are preferred, but qualifications, degrees, and/or experience deemed comparable and/or equivalent by Forceful Entry in its sole and exclusive discretion may be considered. We are an equal opportunity employer, however you will not be hired if you are not a Female.

Position Purpose: To provide professional lawyering support to the raid leaders of Forceful Entry. To support the Forceful Entry with development, direction and support related to getting loot from mobs they kill. To support the raid leader with information gathering and planning necessary to properly bullshit (that is, engage with) server staff. This includes but is not limited to managing the process of staff interaction; tracking and maintaining records related to contradictory raid rulings; overseeing the process for members proper collection of data / douchebaggery; coordinating special server staff requests such as appearing on official server streams / accepting late night skype calls as the server staff deems necessary; ensure guild processes are in accordance with server policies, procedures, and negotiated contracts; and coordinating the implementation of new guild (and eventually server) policies and procedures.

Qualifications Notes
Job Open Date 12-10-2013
Job Close Date Open Until Filled

Thulack
12-08-2013, 04:01 PM
To bad Johnnie Cochran is dead.

HeallunRumblebelly
12-08-2013, 04:08 PM
If the fraps does not fit, you must acquit.

Reguiy
12-08-2013, 04:40 PM
I can't help but think this thread is in the wrong forum. Definitely needs to be moved to server chat. /nod

Tanthallas
12-08-2013, 05:25 PM
I have received some interesting applications, however this position is still open.

Swifty
12-08-2013, 05:48 PM
http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/maurice-levy.jpg

Don't recall his name, but i think he is the kinda lawyer you guys need.

Trax
12-08-2013, 06:46 PM
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120704065848/breakingbad/images/1/16/Saul_Goodman.jpg

Better call Saul!

Ella`Ella
12-08-2013, 07:45 PM
If the fraps don't fit, you must acquit!

Ella`Ella
12-08-2013, 07:47 PM
Jewish a +

Tanthallas
12-08-2013, 08:00 PM
How am I supposed to find a professional lawyer if my employment thread is moved to RnF?

Lojik
12-08-2013, 08:06 PM
I propose that whoever applies to this position give us an interpretation of the crypt camp ruling from the thread that derubael locked.

radditsu
12-08-2013, 08:31 PM
I am available.

quido
12-08-2013, 08:36 PM
offering to help for the right price

Tiggles
12-08-2013, 08:41 PM
I can take the job but I can I stay in TMO so I can still see content?

Tanthallas
12-08-2013, 08:46 PM
I can take the job but I can I stay in TMO so I can still see content?

I always knew you werent really male.

radditsu
12-08-2013, 08:48 PM
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Jenna_Jameson_porn

Im ready

Tiggles
12-08-2013, 09:06 PM
I always knew you werent really male.

I have a special relationship with sirken something no woman can compete with.

Alarti0001
12-08-2013, 09:07 PM
You don't need rule lawyers if you play correct. Try that first.
However, the tears are amazing. Best TMO loot in a long while.

kotton05
12-08-2013, 09:15 PM
If the fraps does not fit, you must acquit.

lol

Tanthallas
12-08-2013, 09:16 PM
Sir, this is an employment thread.

If you are not interested in the position, please go back to scuba diving in your bathtub until the batphone sounds off the alarms in your house.

radditsu
12-08-2013, 09:23 PM
Alarti in his natural habitat

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezem3I7nfqM

YendorLootmonkey
12-08-2013, 09:24 PM
I have a special relationship with sirken something no woman can compete with.

And Amelinda. And Uthgaard. Don't worry, we see the trend.

HeallunRumblebelly
12-08-2013, 09:45 PM
And Amelinda. And Uthgaard. Don't worry, we see the trend.

I dunno man, Uthgaard may have been a paranoid schizophrenic, but he knew how to drop the hammer. Sure it was indiscriminate, heavy handed and fueled by rage...but hammer dropping is entertaining :3

Alarti0001
12-08-2013, 10:01 PM
And Amelinda. And Uthgaard. Don't worry, we see the trend.

Amelinda banned us more than anyone else. Derp.

Uthgaard didnt do anything special.

Lets talk about Bischbrotos(BDA/VD)

Tanthallas
12-08-2013, 10:21 PM
I feel as if we are getting off topic...

Autotune
12-08-2013, 10:28 PM
Salary mid 300k...

not even close to my range.

I'll do it for 1.5mil a year and 300k per rule lawyered in your favor.

Autotune
12-08-2013, 10:30 PM
Amelinda banned us more than anyone else. Derp.

Uthgaard didnt do anything special.

Lets talk about Bischbrotos(BDA/VD)

Pretty sure Ambrotos never killed targets for BDA/VD as a staff member.

WUT WUT.


Amelinda was dumb enough to manipulate often enough that it worked in TMO's favor a few times.

Autotune
12-08-2013, 10:33 PM
http://oi40.tinypic.com/102pgdw.jpg

credentials.

Tanthallas
12-08-2013, 11:08 PM
Well your avatars may indeed be a fine substitute for the non-feminine voice. You could always rip off Tanrin's voicebox, as well:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Jenna_Jameson_porn.

Will have to discuss your requested rate of pay with my associates.

radditsu
12-08-2013, 11:35 PM
Well your avatars may indeed be a fine substitute for the non-feminine voice. You could always rip off Tanrin's voicebox, as well:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Jenna_Jameson_porn.

Will have to discuss your requested rate of pay with my associates.

You can rent it for 20 percent of gross profit

YendorLootmonkey
12-09-2013, 05:55 PM
Pretty sure Ambrotos never killed targets for BDA/VD as a staff member.

WUT WUT.


Amelinda was dumb enough to manipulate often enough that it worked in TMO's favor a few times.

Interesting. Tell us more!

Autotune
12-09-2013, 06:22 PM
Interesting. Tell us more!

50k per story.

radditsu
12-09-2013, 06:52 PM
50k per story.

Platinum or dollars?

Autotune
12-09-2013, 07:25 PM
Platinum or dollars?

Platinum, obviously.

$20 per story, for anyone that doesn't have the plat.

radditsu
12-09-2013, 07:28 PM
What's platlord selling pp for nowdays? 50k or 20 bucks. ..which is cheaper?

Autotune
12-09-2013, 07:55 PM
What's platlord selling pp for nowdays? 50k or 20 bucks. ..which is cheaper?

I have no clue lol.

YendorLootmonkey
12-09-2013, 08:01 PM
50k per story.

Goddamn opportunist :(

Ella`Ella
12-09-2013, 11:29 PM
I have received some interesting applications, however this position is still open.

A good lawyer knows the laws...A great lawyer knows the judge.