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Tiggles
12-08-2013, 12:35 PM
I'm not a thief, never stolen in my life that I can recall. Its nice that due to my difference in opinion though that I've been flamed by you zombies, though. I got a few chuckles out of this thread, but to all the pussies that think "finders keepers, losers weepers" is a scummy thought process: you're all probably careless idiots.


Ill really get trolled for this: one time in 6th grade some dude stole my pokemon card binder that was worth probably as much as that Iphone. I never found out who it was but it WAS 100% my fault.that the cards were stolen because I put them in that position. I was irresponsible with my belongings, failed to keep them secure, and an opportunistic classmate of mine capitalized on MY MISTAKE. I don't blame anyone but myself, and the previous owner of that cellphone should feel the same way.



It's sad to know your entire life took a downturn in the 6th grade when your pokemon card collection was stolen. Such a traumatic event like that has shaped you into an jaded young man and it saddens my heart knowing such a fun franchise like Pokemon was at the center of it.

I am currently working out a deal with a member of Azure guard and Nilbog to buy both their Pokemon collections for me to resell. But, in the Christmas season I would like to send YOU Tasslehof these binders of beloved base set pokemon cards. More Charizards then you can shake a stick at!

I understand you may dislike me and my guild and would be hesitant to send me your address (trust me I understand) but I do know we live relatively close to each other.

So how about I wrap these up and we meet in NJ for some drinks on me and I try and undo the damage 11 year old Tassle received from that Pokethief.

It's ok to make mistakes Tassle and it's ok to be the victim sometimes bad things happen to good people, Don't be bitter towards the world you'll just end up repeating the cycle and making someone else just like you.


This is a 100% serious offer buddy.

hatelore
12-08-2013, 12:41 PM
I am pretty sure he is going to jump at the opportunity to meet an middle aged man who plays pokeman. I mean, who wouldn't right?

Tiggles
12-08-2013, 12:44 PM
I am pretty sure he is going to jump at the opportunity to meet an middle aged man who plays pokeman. I mean, who wouldn't right?

Trust me, i'm the one taking all the risk meeting Tasslehof.

radditsu
12-08-2013, 12:45 PM
It's sad to know your entire life took a downturn in the 6th grade when your pokemon card collection was stolen. Such a traumatic event like that has shaped you into an jaded young man and it saddens my heart knowing such a fun franchise like Pokemon was at the center of it.

I am currently working out a deal with a member of Azure guard and Nilbog to buy both their Pokemon collections for me to resell. But, in the Christmas season I would like to send YOU Tasslehof these binders of beloved base set pokemon cards. More Charizards then you can shake a stick at!

I understand you may dislike me and my guild and would be hesitant to send me your address (trust me I understand) but I do know we live relatively close to each other.

So how about I wrap these up and we meet in NJ for some drinks on me and I try and undo the damage 11 year old Tassle received from that Pokethief.

It's ok to make mistakes Tassle and it's ok to be the victim sometimes bad things happen to good people, Don't be bitter towards the world you'll just end up repeating the cycle and making someone else just like you.


This is a 100% serious offer buddy.

Tiggles this may be the lolziest thing you ever done.


Well played

Tiggles
12-08-2013, 12:49 PM
Tiggles this may be the lolziest thing you ever done.


Well played

It would be worth the $300+ loss on these cards to fix 15+ years of anger.

It may be because it's snowing out right now, Or my life has taken an upswing in the past few months.

But, I feel the Christmas spirit.

kotton05
12-08-2013, 12:51 PM
I hate when my pokemon are pokegone

radditsu
12-08-2013, 12:54 PM
I used my master ball on zapados :(

Lron
12-08-2013, 12:55 PM
What are you getting me for christmas tig?

kotton05
12-08-2013, 12:56 PM
Dam you better love n care for him.

Ps. Always thought ash was gay for not banging misty tho

Tiggles
12-08-2013, 12:56 PM
What are you getting me for christmas tig?

Me responding to one of your posts.

Looks like Christmas came early

Lron
12-08-2013, 12:58 PM
watch your tone with me tiggles

radditsu
12-08-2013, 01:07 PM
Dam you better love n care for him.

Ps. Always thought ash was gay for not banging misty tho

Ash? His name is Red. Misty was just the 2nd trainer

indiscriminate_hater
12-08-2013, 01:44 PM
I am currently working out a deal with a member of Azure guard and Nilbog to buy both their Pokemon collections for me to resell.

confirmed still dealing pokemon cards

khanable
12-08-2013, 01:45 PM
Man I miss when life was simple and pokemon was socially acceptable amongst my peers

I gave all my cards away to my young cousin (he's like 9 and eats that shit up)

:(

Ahldagor
12-08-2013, 01:49 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makjliq3R21r72ht7o1_500.gif

hatelore
12-08-2013, 02:19 PM
Man I miss when life was simple and pokemon was socially acceptable amongst my peers

I gave all my cards away to my young cousin (he's like 9 and eats that shit up)

:(

Lol, dunno what circle you grew up in bro... But that shit was never acceptable in our circle, LOL. That Shit was straight up ghey.

Tiggles
12-08-2013, 02:32 PM
That Shit was straight up ghey.


2edgy4me

Reguiy
12-08-2013, 02:42 PM
lol. WOW bro you play pokemon? holy shitt dood. u has to pray everuqestt to be cool. anting else is completely gayyyy. sorry one sec, im getting a batphone. MY FRIENDZ NEED MEE

Archalen
12-08-2013, 02:57 PM
Wtf, my Pokemon collection seriously did get stolen in the 6th grade, that shit sucked. I think it was this Mexican named Jamie... man I wanted to beat his ass. Been a racist ever since.

JayN
12-08-2013, 03:25 PM
http://www.constructacard.com/images/created_cards/1444/magic/857fac449a2f05a2ce877fc70f9eef4754bc0914.jpg
b a man, play a real CCG

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5013241638356155&pid=1.7

Clark
12-08-2013, 07:16 PM
I am pretty sure he is going to jump at the opportunity to meet an middle aged man who plays pokeman. I mean, who wouldn't right?

Gaffin 3.0
12-08-2013, 07:26 PM
I wish I could use tassle, tiggles and bodeanigerus for target practice.

Tiggles
12-08-2013, 07:31 PM
I wish I could use tassle, tiggles and bodeanigerus for target practice.

Sorry Gaffin

The 2013 Florida Statutes

790.23 Felons and delinquents; possession of firearms, ammunition, or electric weapons or devices unlawful.—
(1) It is unlawful for any person to own or to have in his or her care, custody, possession, or control any firearm, ammunition, or electric weapon or device, or to carry a concealed weapon, including a tear gas gun or chemical weapon or device, if that person has been:
(a) Convicted of a felony in the courts of this state;
(b) Found, in the courts of this state, to have committed a delinquent act that would be a felony if committed by an adult and such person is under 24 years of age;
(c) Convicted of or found to have committed a crime against the United States which is designated as a felony;
(d) Found to have committed a delinquent act in another state, territory, or country that would be a felony if committed by an adult and which was punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding 1 year and such person is under 24 years of age; or
(e) Found guilty of an offense that is a felony in another state, territory, or country and which was punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding 1 year.
(2) This section shall not apply to a person convicted of a felony whose civil rights and firearm authority have been restored.
(3) Except as otherwise provided in subsection (4), any person who violates this section commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(4) Notwithstanding the provisions of s. 874.04, if the offense described in subsection (1) has been committed by a person who has previously qualified or currently qualifies for the penalty enhancements provided for in s. 874.04, the offense is a felony of the first degree, punishable by a term of years not exceeding life or as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.

Lojik
12-08-2013, 07:37 PM
Not a fan of pokemon myself but tiggles P funny

Hailto
12-08-2013, 07:39 PM
Playing pokemon is so nerdy, lets go kill some frogloks guys.

Gaffin 3.0
12-08-2013, 08:15 PM
Sorry Gaffin

The 2013 Florida Statutes

790.23 Felons and delinquents; possession of firearms, ammunition, or electric weapons or devices unlawful.—
(1) It is unlawful for any person to own or to have in his or her care, custody, possession, or control any firearm, ammunition, or electric weapon or device, or to carry a concealed weapon, including a tear gas gun or chemical weapon or device, if that person has been:
(a) Convicted of a felony in the courts of this state;
(b) Found, in the courts of this state, to have committed a delinquent act that would be a felony if committed by an adult and such person is under 24 years of age;
(c) Convicted of or found to have committed a crime against the United States which is designated as a felony;
(d) Found to have committed a delinquent act in another state, territory, or country that would be a felony if committed by an adult and which was punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding 1 year and such person is under 24 years of age; or
(e) Found guilty of an offense that is a felony in another state, territory, or country and which was punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding 1 year.
(2) This section shall not apply to a person convicted of a felony whose civil rights and firearm authority have been restored.
(3) Except as otherwise provided in subsection (4), any person who violates this section commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(4) Notwithstanding the provisions of s. 874.04, if the offense described in subsection (1) has been committed by a person who has previously qualified or currently qualifies for the penalty enhancements provided for in s. 874.04, the offense is a felony of the first degree, punishable by a term of years not exceeding life or as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.

i have 4 guns, 2 pistols 2 rifles. sorry bro dont give a fuck

Pheer
12-08-2013, 08:38 PM
in 4th grade they banned pokemon cards at my school, but kids would still come up to me and try to sell me a pidgeotto with their coat shielding it from view like some kind of heroin dealer

I wonder how the lives of these young businessmen turned out

radditsu
12-08-2013, 08:42 PM
in 4th grade they banned pokemon cards at my school, but kids would still come up to me and try to sell me a pidgeotto with their coat shielding it from view like some kind of heroin dealer

I wonder how the lives of these young businessmen turned out

Heroine dealers, or car salesman.

Tasslehofp99
12-08-2013, 09:29 PM
I wish I could use tassle, tiggles and bodeanigerus for target practice.

What did I do to you aside from tell the truth about you?

Hailto
12-08-2013, 09:38 PM
Heroine dealers, or car salesman.

How does one get into the heroine trade? Hard to find female heros these days.

HeallunRumblebelly
12-08-2013, 09:41 PM
How does one get into the heroine trade? Hard to find female heros these days.

The dyslexic mafia is gonna come fkuc your shti up, man.

Hailto
12-08-2013, 09:46 PM
lold

iiNGloriouS
12-08-2013, 10:20 PM
Heroine dealers, or car salesman.

I remember that shit, made 30 bucks off one of my first generation holo Charizards.... I did become a dealer for a short time...

Hit the nail on the head Radditsu

iiNGloriouS
12-08-2013, 10:25 PM
Although, was not for any of the harder drugs, I don't believe in that shit.

hatelore
12-09-2013, 01:23 AM
Why you gotta be so racist bodeanicus, calling people wigger. damn g~ You tryna get slept or wut?

Bardalicious
12-09-2013, 05:27 AM
95% of what Bodeanicus posts is overly homophobic and/or racist. Think the dude got raped by a black guy when he was younger.

P.S. A+ thread tiggles

Bardalicious
12-09-2013, 05:34 AM
I like pokeman


http://25.media.tumblr.com/240416b5cc6144d70d6ee25668d3eda5/tumblr_mn65trE8Xr1srjpxyo1_1280.jpg

Bardalicious
12-09-2013, 05:45 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/77a89d571c936674c2fbdb0aa56bf417/tumblr_ml134nopZ71r19s70o1_1280.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/3f76df6ca977f34a6a2cdba40c49e686/tumblr_mlinbdC8TI1qm9zf1o1_r1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b09add44b978f68c52d858f0b9aeb97d/tumblr_meom5eKinh1qfmor9o1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4coddxpSn1ro5rzfo1_1280.jpg

Bardalicious
12-09-2013, 05:50 AM
Quad Post - mad bad sad


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2fstMijK1rjn29mo1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc93pkweLf1qfetq0o1_500.jpg

iiNGloriouS
12-09-2013, 06:00 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2fstMijK1rjn29mo1_500.jpg


Can we just make this thread about Jessica Nigri now?
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID13078/images/jessica4.jpg

freez
12-09-2013, 07:02 AM
What are you getting me for christmas tig?

http://i.imgur.com/19i8atw.gif

Gaffin 3.0
12-09-2013, 09:39 AM
wud bang girl in blue skirt p hot

iiNGloriouS
12-09-2013, 09:43 AM
wud bang girl in blue skirt p hot

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgnw0Jdxz1qi6txwo4_1280.jpg

Gaffin 3.0
12-09-2013, 09:45 AM
wud bang nice one

iiNGloriouS
12-09-2013, 09:54 AM
wud bang nice one

Gottem for days, personal fan of her bewbs.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/67c123abf121c16c664cb0181e3e244b/tumblr_mvsjzuKlW61qhapdto2_400.jpg

freez
12-09-2013, 09:55 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgnw0Jdxz1qi6txwo4_1280.jpg

that bod is fine but that grill is fucking boarderline

Gaffin 3.0
12-09-2013, 09:55 AM
yeah dawg those tits are p nice, im a ass guy but those are perfect

iiNGloriouS
12-09-2013, 11:17 AM
Not a super amazing ass, but its there and has definition :P

http://reesehayes.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/web6.jpg

Tiggles
12-09-2013, 12:25 PM
Met her in Boston for Pax and watched a group of nerds hoverhand take pictures with her.

Drunk friend bill put his arm around her and basically picked her up and pretended to run away with her.

She stayed in character but obviously did not appreciate it.

hatelore
12-09-2013, 12:57 PM
See, pokemon and cute little sluts, any red blooded american loves that. But pokemon as a middle aged man hiding in your room playing with your toy cards? That shits whack yo~

kotton05
12-09-2013, 01:15 PM
I sold my first edition Charizard when I was 14

Bardalicious
12-09-2013, 01:42 PM
I'm glad I could derail this thread for the greater good.

Now back to Jessica Nigri in more pokeman attire:

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090807/jessica_nigri_32.jpg

uygi
12-09-2013, 03:43 PM
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0807/pikachus-vagina-demotivational-poster-1215104134.jpg

iiNGloriouS
12-09-2013, 05:15 PM
http://geekshizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jessica-nigri-02.jpg
Nigri Nation? I tink so