I hate Florida

[Gaffin 3.0]

That is all.

[Argh]

Bingo and shuffleboard, thats what Florida does.

http://i.imgur.com/XcCTbVj.gif

[Gaffin 3.0]

need casino's and less cops

[Gaffin 3.0]

Bingo and shuffleboard, thats what Florida does.

http://i.imgur.com/XcCTbVj.gif

lots of drugs and high priced gas

[Lazie]

Resized it don't hide part of that fine woman's glory.

http://i39.tinypic.com/21ek2p.jpg

[Bamz4l]

ill be in florida jan 22-29, Disney land etc

[Orruar]

need casino's and less cops

Do you live down in the ghetto or something? Not too many cops in my neighborhood. And there are plenty of casinos, but they suck like pretty much every casino outside of Vegas does.

[Cecily]

My first trip to Florida we drove down. I was wearing sandals. Step out of the car onto a fire ant hill, red ants that bit you and stung like crazy at least. That was fun.

[Jaxon]

The first line of defense against Yankee invaders.

[Sidelle]

2nd line of defense: mosquitos, the state bird of Fla.

[Shannacore]

'Tis a lovely snowy day in New Mexico.

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1472814_10201675053052832_1183867681_n.jpg

[Ambrotos]

So mad the Chris Cornell is canceled. So rare to get good concerts in Florida.

[Gaffin 3.0]

Do you live down in the ghetto or something? Not too many cops in my neighborhood. And there are plenty of casinos, but they suck like pretty much every casino outside of Vegas does.

nah i live in the most visited vacation city in florida

[Gaffin 3.0]

So mad the Chris Cornell is canceled. So rare to get good concerts in Florida.

i would hunt you down with a machete

[stonez138]

The stench from the swamps is pretty horrible too.

[khanable]

what the shit

florida has disney world, that place is made for children and drunk adults

best state ever

[Kagatob]

florida ... Disney land

Wut

[Cecily]

Oh god little kids.

[p99soundsok]

Why did it rain every 20 minutes?


It has a tropical climate? Also, if it is raining in Florida, you can just drive 10 minutes and it will be sunny again.

[Gaffin 3.0]

Exactly. One year in Tampa was enough. I won't go back for any reason.

comin for you next sissy boy

[Zade]

http://i.imgur.com/0nZPjTQ.jpg

Florida lovebug season sucks ass in a Jeep.
Circa 2010

[Gaffin 3.0]

Any fuckin' time, champ.

hope you strapped this aint no fist fight dawg

[Gaffin 3.0]

Any fuckin' time, champ.

tracing you right after i finish my grape drink and ribs

[Gaffin 3.0]

http://i.imgur.com/0nZPjTQ.jpg

Florida lovebug season sucks ass in a Jeep.
Circa 2010

what motor in dat jeep 4.0 straight 6?

[Zade]

3.8. sold it last year

waiting for hemi plz

[Gaffin 3.0]

3.8. sold it last year

waiting for hemi plz

wut? a hemi hell naw

[Bamz4l]

Wut

Disney world I mean lol.... Disney land was like '96

[mtb tripper]

judaism

[Azure]

Dear Sirken,

Big Hurb is in no way associated with this thread from last year. My question was mostly directed at Big Hurbs sensibilities towards Florida. I'm sorry you are trapped here and not enjoying yourself. I feel that warranted it's on thread.

Perhaps we could find a way to merge these 2 threads because some how this one is overwhelmingly much more positive than my thread.

Thank you for linking me to this thread.

Had I posted in this thread I probably would have been accused of necroing furthering Florida's poor image in the eyes of this forum.

Azure,
your friendly clone of runlvlzero

[Aeaolena]

As a native Floridian, Florida is broken down into three sections:


Redneck Florida (Northern)

Geriatric Florida (Middle)
- they lure unsuspecting grandkids to visit with promises of Disney world

Latino Florida (Southern)



I barely escaped Redneck Florida at age 21. Took off North and never looked back. To hell with fire ants, love bug goo, and drunk people doing donuts in pickup trucks.

[Sinestria]

What is "love bug goo"?

[Aeaolena]

What is "love bug goo"?

Lovebug Goo, definition
noun

1. toxic remains of 1 million tiny black bugs that eat into your cars paint
2. a vile substance that completely fogs your windshield into a grey haze when you try to use windshield wipers to remove it
3. bug guts, responsible for extreme profanity every year in Florida
4. see picture below

http://i.imgur.com/0nZPjTQ.jpg

[Azure]

Love Bugs Genetically Modified 2kill mosquito or the squito larvae, but backfired and frankenstiened, creating a ecological disaster, though it's not as bad as it was in the 90's now, i think something is finally starting to control the love bug population.

[Sidelle]

Lived in South Florida (Homestead) for one year in high school. Really hated it. Could not stand most of the guys, all of that macho latino attitude did not mesh well with me. Nice white boys were kinda scarce. :)

My whole family couldn't stand it there. Was glad when we moved back to Washington State.

Surprised that none of us contracted malaria. Fucking mosquitos were fierce.

[Azure]

Lived in South Florida (Homestead) for one year in high school. Really hated it. Could not stand most of the guys, all of that macho latino attitude did not mesh well with me. Nice white boys were kinda scarce. :)

My whole family couldn't stand it there. Was glad when we moved back to Washington State.

Surprised that none of us contracted malaria. Fucking mosquitos were fierce.

racist, ban inc,

but srsly, latino community better in fl than white trash...

[radditsu]

Pensacola has 2 sides. Awesome food and fun places and then dirty shit hovels.

Panama City is all pretty much shit tho.

[Sidelle]

racist, ban inc,

but srsly, latino community better in fl than white trash...

Well, I was there for only a year and did not know many white people so I guess I can't compare them fairly. The friends I made were mostly military brats from Homestead AFB. I did make one good Puerto Rican friend who became my best friend. He was really nice and kind of took it upon himself to act like my best friend/bodyguard. He had sisters so was natural for him to be protective.

And honestly was not trying to be racist. I wish you could have seen what I saw down there. I had never been to a school with uniformed security roaming everywhere before. Lol.

[radditsu]

Well, I was there for only a year and did not know many white people so I guess I can't compare them fairly. The friends I made were mostly military brats from Homestead AFB. I did make one good Puerto Rican friend who became my best friend. He was really nice and kind of took it upon himself to act like my best friend/bodyguard. He had sisters so was natural for him to be protective.

And honestly was not trying to be racist. I wish you could have seen what I saw down there. I had never been to a school with uniformed security roaming everywhere before. Lol.

Yeah kind of racist. Dude we live in the 21st. Grow up

[Sidelle]

Yeah kind of racist. Dude we live in the 21st. Grow up

As I mentioned... I was in high school.

So STFU. Thx.

[Daldolma]

south florida is gr8 if not a poor fat

[radditsu]

As I mentioned... I was in high school.

So STFU. Thx.

I am a black icon and will not be told to stfu, racist.

You will be marched upon.

[Rogean]

Atleast it's not as bad as Virginia.

[Brad_mo123]

Atleast it's not as bad as Virginia.

Norfolk... if you are not in the Navy or have been, welcome to minimum wage. Virginia's economy is trash.

[Lune]

I did make one good Puerto Rican friend who became my best friend. He was really nice and kind of took it upon himself to act like my best friend/bodyguard. He had sisters so was natural for him to be protective.

He was just trying to get in your pants... hopefully at some point you let him spice up your taco, if you know what I mean. Then you could really use him as an example of your racial sensitivity.

:O)

[radditsu]

He was just trying to get in your pants... hopefully at some point you let him spice up your taco, if you know what I mean. Then you could really use him as an example of your racial sensitivity.

:O)

Qft

[BahamutDF]

Florida is the birthplace of the worlds most ingenious rap star. Flo Rida.


Flo-Rida
Florida

WHOA

[Gnomersy]

haha bunch of haters, the humidity isnt so bad when you dont wear socks with your velcro sandals or burkenstocks silly tourists. Yeahhhh I cant defend Trampa, that place sucks.
Mosquitos?! They enjoy tourist blood the most, keep coming back you are good decoys for us.
Lovebug theory about eating squeetos is tinfoil hattish. They do however ruin a paint job, they are so acidic spiders cut them out of their web instead of eating them.

Oh and no snow lolz.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1655964_726862540680834_1857691377_n.jpg

[Aviann]

You'd cry where I live, sissy.

[Sidelle]

He was just trying to get in your pants... hopefully at some point you let him spice up your taco, if you know what I mean. Then you could really use him as an example of your racial sensitivity.

:O)

Lol nope I didn't. I was pretty young and just learning to use my "teasing" and "friend-zoning" skills.

Ain't gonna lie though, might have happened if I had stayed longer. :D

[Ahldagor]

Lol nope I didn't. I was pretty young and just learning to use my "teasing" and "friend-zoning" skills.

Ain't gonna lie though, might have happened if I had stayed longer. :D

wait, did you kiss him?

[jarshale]

Florida is the birthplace of the worlds most ingenious rap star. Flo Rida.


Flo-Rida
Florida

WHOA

Just blew my fuckin mind.

[Sidelle]

wait, did you kiss him?

He only got hugs. Lol

Leaving thread. Night! =)

[radditsu]

He only got hugs. Lol

Leaving thread. Night! =)

the cockiest of teases.

[BahamutDF]

He only got hugs. Lol

Leaving thread. Night! =)

Sidelle gets better at Teasing (301)!

[Ahldagor]

that poor puerto rican white knight.

[Sirken]

was reminded this thread already existed. continue as planned

[Pheer]

i repeat


wat

[Sirken]

i repeat


wat

once upon a time i went to florida. it was a bad time. 13 years since i stepped foot in the state. but its good to keep it fresh in mind for safety purposes

[Pheer]

i talked to a person from florida over the internet once and he bragged about robbing a mentally retarded kid

this thread probably justified

[Sirken]

do what i do. make hate posts two times a year (see earlier pages for earlier rants) and stay away

[a_gnoll_pup]

I love this subreddit. It's about a superhero (villain?) called Florida Man.

http://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman

[Sirken]

I love this subreddit. It's about a superhero (villain?) called Florida Man.

http://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman

floridaman is a character from the CoxNCrendor podcast. they read news stories and anytime the guy is from FL, they just call the guy FLORIDAMAN.

and its an A+ podcast with Jesse Cox and Crendor

[a_gnoll_pup]

floridaman is a character from the CoxNCrendor podcast. they read news stories and anytime the guy is from FL, they just call the guy FLORIDAMAN.

and its an A+ podcast with Jesse Cox and Crendor

haha that's pretty awesome

[Ambrotos]

So confused. People keep telling me you've grown fond of the older vintage and shacked up with this from p99.

[quido]

Florida is pretty ghetto overall. It has its few nice areas along the coast, but most of it has gone to hell now. When I was a kid, Clearwater was a nice area - now it's hood as fuck. Any place inland is full of a bunch of redneck river people like Smeagol. Florida would be pretty awesome if it didn't have any real residents. Unfortunately, as it is, it sucks.

[Sirken]

So confused. People keep telling me you've grown fond of the older vintage and shacked up with this from p99.

her sister too ;)

[Mac Drettj]

Csb

[Emsee]

The beautiful state of California ate too much mexican food and shit out the state of Florida on the map.

[Kekephee]

I love this subreddit. It's about a superhero (villain?) called Florida Man.

http://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

[katrik]

I actually love humid weather.. And the heat. Would consider buying beachfront property one day over in FL.

[Kimja]

There are some nice areas in S. Florida. I live in Nassau, Bahamas. Love the climate!

[captain]

I live in Florida. Great state if you are on the coast, anywhere else is a trashy dump. Also lived in California, I like it here more because the lower cost of living and the women are just as hot but are way easier ;)

[Frug]

Disney world I mean lol.... Disney land was like '96

And in California.

[Frug]

Love Bugs Genetically Modified 2kill mosquito or the squito larvae, but backfired and frankenstiened, creating a ecological disaster, though it's not as bad as it was in the 90's now, i think something is finally starting to control the love bug population.

Fun urban legend, but no. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_bugs#Folklore

[Nihilist_santa]

Lived in Orlando as a kid place was a shit hole. Moved to Tampa years later and loved it. Night and day difference. Tried to warn my buddy recently who moved from Tuscon to Orlando without ever seeing the place and now he hates it. Having to sell everything to make ends meet and he is trying to get into that tiny homes movement lol.

[Bruno]

Rainy season is fucking up my Harley riding time. I could never live anywhere else though other than south Florida. The traffic is ridiculous but I get none going and coming from work now on night shift. That pretty much alleviated most of the stress I had. Sitting in a car for an hour and twenty minutes to go 20ish miles will make you insane on the way to work. It's probably worse other places, but that's bad enough for me.

[Gaffin 7.0]

well ive gained 5 levels since this thread, still hate florida though. may be moving soon enough

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

You'd rather watch Dwade. For all his talent he plays the game like a complete pussy. No player plays for the foul like he does, and no player quails in the face of opposition or injury like he does. Watching Miami lose this year was the sporting highlight of the decade so far. Not 3, not 4, not 5 not 6. The genetic cesspool of Florida deserves to be let down more often. Or more hurricanes maybe? Tainted batches of meth? I dunno, more of whatever those people are scared of.

typical miami hater that must have lost to us yikes

well ive gained 5 levels since this thread, still hate florida though. may be moving soon enough

Typical Floridian. Horrible and full of shit. Stay in Florida, Illinois is full up on meth'd out white dudes with cornrows. We have like 4 or 5 already.

[Gaffin 7.0]

who are you? i love miami, i hate north florida.

im not on meth and never have been you fuckin weirdo, you have a obsession with hating on me lil butthurt faggot?

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

http://i.imgur.com/wZoZV.gif

[Gaffin 7.0]

is that all you got? jesus christ. stick to saying the same shit over and over "florida is a meth state" shallow minded faggot

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Even Bugs is with me! Remain where you are! Die with the rest of your kind!
http://i.imgur.com/r0AYH.gif

[Gaffin 7.0]

got me good

[fahlen]

You know you live in a shithole when you'd rather be in Florida.

[Dragonsblood1987]

My first trip to Florida we drove down. I was wearing sandals. Step out of the car onto a fire ant hill, red ants that bit you and stung like crazy at least. That was fun.

ahhh fire ants.. when i was a wee little shit, my dad got stationed at cherry point NC and i had never seen an ant hill. so there i was.. staring at a foot tall peculiar looking mound of dirt. i did what any reasonable 5 year old kid would do and kicked it, only to discover moments later that about 50 of those little fuckers were trying to eat my feet. it was a bad day.

[Saidi]

I spent 3 months in Orlando with some family friends when I was in highschool. I remember, especially coming from San Diego (Carlsbad), just how HOT and GROSS it was. Like, all the time. The feeling of makeup melting on ones face... yuck. I'd only ever go back for Epcot Center.

I spent 3 months on Key West too, a couple summers later. I stayed with family friends again and had a blast. The weather was nicer, the people were more attractive, there was more to do, and my friends had a nice boat/wake-boards. Helllllll yeahhhh.

I might go back to Miami some day. It was ok for the weekend I was there. Mmm, Cuban food.

[Barnes]

is that all you got? jesus christ. stick to saying the same shit over and over "florida is a meth state" shallow minded faggot

You had a bad child hood?

[fahlen]

It is absolutely beautiful in the Keys.

[Barnes]

This thread is a perfect example of what is wrong with America.

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

This thread is a perfect example of what is wrong with America.

Be specific please, faggot.

[fahlen]

This thread is a perfect example of what is wrong with America.

Fire ants?

[Ambrotos]

Fire ants dish out God's justice.

[Gaffin 7.0]

This thread is a perfect example of what is wrong with America.

please link us more nasa and ufo videos instead, thanks

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

please link us more nasa and ufo videos instead, thanks

No shit. Did he try to start a thread about how moon people were responsible for 9/11? That's what I came away with anyway.

[quido]

People in Florida deserve fire ants. Especially Ambrotos

[Susvain2]

went down here @ orlando in kindergarten. was the time of my life. have two older brothers and mom and dad trrying to keep us out of trouble. got so many souvenirs. tons of stuffed animals. I also got a charlotte hornets kid size basketball jersey and that was so cool at the ltime. LOVE that jersey. made me feel like an adult, or a bigger kid. man it was so cool.

anyone been to disney world? I think we stayd marvin gardens? might have made that up....

[fahlen]

Disney World was the only bad trip I've had to Florida.

[Gaffin 7.0]

Disney aint bad, stayed with a girl there inside disney for 2 nights, mostly just banged in the room but it was decent food and condo

[Ambrotos]

People in Florida deserve fire ants. Especially Ambrotos

I welcome my fire ant overlords. Now misquotes are a product of the devil.

[Ambrotos]

Pras

[Gaffin 7.0]

orlando is like a tourist version of ATL, fuck that place.

[Sirken]

Even Bugs is with me! Remain where you are! Die with the rest of your kind!
http://i.imgur.com/r0AYH.gif

i love that u can see tiny Bugs celebrating in Georgia :p

[Lisset]

i love that u can see tiny Bugs celebrating in Georgia :p

We love it in Georgia, why wouldn't he be? :)

[Sirken]

We love it in Georgia, why wouldn't he be? :)

ill give you this Georgia, the ATL airport was A+

like i said, its been over a decade since ive been down that way, but can u still smoke cigs in those rooms at the ATL airport? i use to LOVE getting waffle fries from chikfila and smoking in that cancer room. :D

[Sirken]

Mosquitos are scumbag fucks just like you jerk boy

true story: in a dark foresty area ~20 minutes outside of chicago, a mosquito tried to assassinate me on like june 7th or 8th. i found a hidden trail in the woods and naturally decided it was a good place to get my nature on. so then as im walking and nature'ing i felt the wouldbe assassin's strike to the back of my neck. my GF at the time avenged me by instantly slaying the mosquito on the back of said neck. but alas, the mosquito had already struck. as the bite swelled up to the size of a quarter i was convinced that i had contracted west nile, or aids. only time will tell i suppose.

[Sirken]

def aids

jk

but srs

so... Robitussin?

[Gaffin 7.0]

great 2 retards

http://i59.tinypic.com/29nxuo0.gif

[MrSparkle001]

Wtf with this thread. I visited Palm Beach County last month and fucking loved it. I was mostly in Boynton Beach and Delray and it couldn't have been better. People are nice, laid back, slow-paced like nothing is an emergency, weather rocks (if you like heat like I do. Fuck winter), ocean water is like a tropical paradise compared to the NJ cold grey-green pollution soup we call the ocean.

What's not to love? I want to move there.

[Gaffin 7.0]

guess i should have renamed this thread, I hate north florida, but it was made months ago and sirken bumped it lol, i love south florida. its different realm down there and weather change

[Sckrilla]

So when you say "north Florida," are you including the strip of land that ranges from Panama City -> Fort Walton Beach -> Pensacola area? ...because that whole area kicks so much fucking ass (at least being stationed in the vicinity does (Hurlburt Field/Eglin, etc)).

[Gaffin 7.0]

yes i live in pc, its probably kick ass for a tourist, 26 years no

[Sckrilla]

Having been to Tyndall & Hurlburt Field/Eglin, I'd disagree. But I guess there's just a lot worse off places to be at. Hell living almost anywhere for 26 yrs will having you saying the same shit probably.

[Gaffin 7.0]

yah

[Glenzig]

yes i live in pc, its probably kick ass for a tourist, 26 years no

If you weren't on parole you could leave. :)

[Rellapse36]

lol

[Gaffin 7.0]

not on parole ***** free as a bird

[Rellapse36]

court mandated rehab

ankle bracelet

half way house

all paid for by the tax payers

ya u free

and i am a millionaire

[Gaffin 7.0]

lol i had a petti theft charge less than $300 why would i be thrown to rehab for it? happened in 2012

i paid fines and havent been to jail or on parole

congrats on making shit up, drunk ass

[Rellapse36]

lol @ petti theft charge

felony fraud

+ other offenses

is real petti

[Gaffin 7.0]

petty theft misdemeanor grats on being a idiot tho

[Rellapse36]

Gaffin the Convicted Felon

[Gaffin 7.0]

Rellapse the alcoholic trailer trash ebt faggot griefed off red and blue so plays test on live eq

[Rellapse36]

someone is mad

[Gaffin 7.0]

ya im sure you never been in trouble in your life, post up your name.

ya you wont confirmed pussy, keep posting pics of yourself of different people, there is about 6 of them so far

prolly obese

[Rellapse36]

o hes mad

[Gaffin 7.0]

obese

[Faron]

Constantly banned in game, constantly banned irl. Figure it out dude.

[Glenzig]

I was just joking. I'm pretty sure you're not on parole. But I knew Rellapse would be lurking and ready to pounce. I was right.

[Gaffin 7.0]

Constantly banned in game, constantly banned irl. Figure it out dude.

Got me goog, who are you

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Everyone here seems to hate your guts man. Feel bad for rippin on you now. Let's be friends, I can be your first!

[Gaffin 7.0]

who hates my guts? 2 or 3 trolls that dont even play the game lol

[LulzSect]

P sure no one likes a junkie felon in game or out

Psst that means you

[Gaffin 7.0]

there 1's will patiently wait for the other faggot to post, will be soon enough

[LulzSect]

http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0015/47t2114508.jpg

[Aviann]

Gaffin, we can be cool if you share your Xanax my bro. I have some pretty good weed

[Azure]

http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0015/47t2114508.jpg

[Barnes]

please link us more nasa and ufo videos instead, thanks

Will do! always here to help with expanding minds.

[Barnes]

No shit. Did he try to start a thread about how moon people were responsible for 9/11? That's what I came away with anyway.

Your ability to sit down and watch an interview and not comprehend anything get's an A+