Merkk Gets Fucked

[quido]

Man we're missing some great material now from swapping back to the old forums, but I'm glad we did. I'm gonna lead things off here with a beautiful moment that transpired a few days ago in le château de Karnor.

http://youtu.be/nmV6ZHaeHDQ

Merkked and Ferkked, ya Jerkk

[radditsu]

Goodnight sweet embedding.

[Emile]

I see a monk running in circles for a minute.

[Reguiy]

EQ pvp still mind numbing and terrible.

[Cecily]

Thanks for taking my editing suggestions to heart, Jeremy! There's still about :32 too much of a man in a dress running under the starlight. That part I don't understand, but I really did enjoy the sudden fade to black when it stopped.

[Detoxx]

I want a rematch on Dracomir Jeremy! I'm 60 and better equipped...you will rue the day that I smash your face in bro!

[kotton05]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8KzLd_tVQY&feature=player_embedded

is this why you so mad?

[quido]

1 kill in 2 years - so mad!

[freez]

damn jeremy u need jousting lessons negus, wheres the fucking stutter step?

[Alarti0001]

1 kill in 2 years - so mad!

Hey it only took FE 4 guilds and 1 year to get a PD kill 3? years into Kunark.

Its a very big accomplishment. ROFL

[freez]

also nice phata dar tape.. im sure fe/ib watches that shit daily.


whats up with that ogre war standing there for 10s forgetting to hit auto attack or take one step foreward.


jesus...

[freez]

sk, whatevers

inb4 some fgt calls me out on that.

[kotton05]

that's myu , he was just watching it appears.

[freez]

im still wondering why that dragon didnt die in under 36 seconds.. with 36khp

gl in verrious

[quido]

damn jeremy u need jousting lessons negus, wheres the fucking stutter step?

I don't need to do that vs Merkk

[freez]

lol he would of hit you twice in 3 minutes.

[freez]

i didnt even watch the link till after post, i thought it was the vp joust vid. a little stutter step in this one.

[quido]

jousting with fraps on is terrible for me - my mouselook like carries momentum and floats hard, it's a bitch

notice I didn't even bother refreshing jboots there =P

[kotton05]

I enjoy you Jeremy in all ways always

And about pd not dieing in 30secs, was 17 folks on kill. Sloans army.

[quido]

you enjoy myself

[kotton05]

I'd stall you for and turn it into a whirlwind romance

[freez]

lol 17 people my ass

[Xerxes]

new computer here finally...time to come and play :D

[Cecily]

also nice phata dar tape.. im sure fe/ib watches that shit daily.


whats up with that ogre war standing there for 10s forgetting to hit auto attack or take one step foreward.


jesus...

Wish they recorded my rogue training everything from Xygoz to PD's room 20 seconds later.

[kotton05]

lol 17 people my ass

I didn't count myu, or myself training, that's 19 if you wanna get technical

[Colgate]

yikes, 100-0'd and the guy had iksar advantage

good work pal

[uygi]

whats up with that ogre war standing there for 10s forgetting to hit auto attack or take one step foreward.

Sericx terkmajerr. He's secretly in FE. Secret even from us!

[quido]

Anyone else wanna get fucked?

[kotton05]

Too bad you got fucked first

[radditsu]

You can fuck me!!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jVhprSLBMs

[quido]

Another small battle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaqy_c5LbG4

Merkk is just barely saved by duel exploits, at which point I stop recording. Because Heallun was already locked up in a duel with Merkk, I decided to kill Xerxes (again) and did!

Later Merkk + Xerxes try to doubleteam me again by 4racnars, I manage to get Xerxes killed (again), and Merkk and I actually have an enjoyable joust. Props for practicing, Merkk - at least you're good enough now that I don't feel bad for bragging about whooping you =)

[quido]

Here is the same encounter from a different camera angle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us0AX0VE0Lg

[Bazia]

man these blue server guys are bad

/attack on
/attack off

take notes

[quido]

I like to toggle, although sometimes I forget where I stand

[Colgate]

man these blue server guys are bad

/attack on
/attack off

take notes

i don't use a joust hotkey

[Gaffin 3.0]

monk epic partlicles r annoying as fuck being spammed turn dat shit off

[Derubael]

i don't use a joust hotkey

[Bazia]

im all about that hotkey yo

[kotton05]

Yea I turn particles way down

[Recycled Children]

Anyone could win with all those buffs. Sheesh. Sweet Phish soundtrack, broham.

[quido]

Even if you thought that Shawn Lane's guitar-playing sounded like Trey's (which isn't totally unreasonable), and even if you thought Jonas Hellborg's bass playing sounded like Mike Gordon's (which is even a little more reasonable), and even if you thought Jeff Sipe sounded like Fishman (which is pretty unreasonable), this music is still missing that fourth player.

This (and most of my recent stuff) is Hellborg, Lane & Sipe, not Phish. HLS is absoultely the most phenomenal collection of musicians ever to exist.

[Recycled Children]

Even if you thought that Shawn Lane's guitar-playing sounded like Trey's (which isn't totally unreasonable), and even if you thought Jonas Hellborg's bass playing sounded like Mike Gordon's (which is even a little more reasonable), and even if you thought Jeff Sipe sounded like Fishman (which is pretty unreasonable), this music is still missing that fourth player.

This (and most of my recent stuff) is Hellborg, Lane & Sipe, not Phish. HLS is absoultely the most phenomenal collection of musicians ever to exist.

Whatever. Guitar music. Yawn.

[quido]

Would you rather I edit in some Chopin? Or some retarded electronica?

[Bazia]

how was heallun casting spells as a blue name on red names

i thought that after turning in book you couldnt be healed or buffed by blue names

[quido]

If you duel someone, it overrides the red-to-blue prohibition and allows you to buff and heal. I think it's a bug.

[Bazia]

thats faggotish

[quido]

Tell me about it! I was really disappointed when I found out that that works.

[Recycled Children]

Would you rather I edit in some Chopin? Or some retarded electronica?

Anything is better than white dudes strumming on a six string.

[quido]

ur dum

[Recycled Children]

ur dum

Your rock n roll lifestyle is edgy as fuck.

[Colgate]

im all about that hotkey yo

i don't like it, not versatile enough

if i'm playing a class that can stun with kick/bash, i joust differently(stun, then auto attack while behind them to avoid riposte/dodge/parry/block)

if i decide to just stick to someone for a moment, i'd either have to mash that hotkey over and over, or i'd have to switch to an entirely different hotkey for that one scenario

special attacks also have different range than your auto attack, so if i wanted to skirt outside someone's auto attack hitbox and get flying kicks in without getting hit back, i'd be wasting my auto attack round by hitting my joust hotkey(assuming you don't have your special attack on a different hotkey because you only use your joust hotkey under the reason of it being more convenient)

[quido]

If you duel someone, it overrides the red-to-blue prohibition and allows you to buff and heal. I think it's a bug.

Well supposedly Merkk asked Derubael, who asked Nilbog, and Nilbog said that shit's classic.

Can anyone confirm that people on non-pvp server who handed in books and went red were able to be healed/buffed by non-red people with whom they were in a duel?

[Derubael]

Well supposedly Merkk asked Derubael, who asked Nilbog, and Nilbog said that shit's classic.


never said any of this.

am curious to know if its classic as well. Anyone?

[Bazia]

Well supposedly Merkk asked Derubael, who asked Nilbog, and Nilbog said that shit's classic.

Can anyone confirm that people on non-pvp server who handed in books and went red were able to be healed/buffed by non-red people with whom they were in a duel?

last time i played a melee it was a pre kunark warrior so i can see why a monk with flying kicks and discs or insane haste wouldnt use it

[quido]

never said any of this.

am curious to know if its classic as well. Anyone?

Interesting!

[quido]

[Fri Dec 06 00:57:06 2013] You told Live.merkk, 'I'd really like to see that duel bug get fixed, but not entirely'
[Fri Dec 06 00:57:18 2013] Live.Merkk tells you, 'confirmed not a bug'
[Fri Dec 06 00:57:21 2013] You told Live.merkk, 'it's fun for a good long joust, but it sort of eliminates that gank potential'
[Fri Dec 06 00:57:25 2013] You told Live.Merkk, 'u sure about that?'
[Fri Dec 06 00:57:35 2013] Live.Merkk tells you, 'yes because before i did it i tested with derubae'
[Fri Dec 06 00:57:39 2013] Live.Merkk tells you, 'and he irc'd nilbog'
[Fri Dec 06 00:57:43 2013] Live.Merkk tells you, 'said shits classic'
[Fri Dec 06 00:57:49 2013] You told Live.Merkk, 'interesting'

[Derubael]

yeah, didnt say that.

told merkk we had no idea if it was classic or not, and that it'd get looked into.

should come ask me next time instead of taking merkk's word for it.

[quido]

Here's the other video, the link to which was deleted with the forum reversion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srsd1elAyYQ

When Flippie comes in with that drake it reminded me of this guy:

http://path-finders.ca/store/catalog/language/chappelle-show-robot-guy-i3.gif


So why is Merkk lying to me?

[quido]

should come ask me next time instead of taking merkk's word for it.

I would bet a good chunk of change that it is a bug. But yes, that's why I came to seek confirmation!

[Tiggles]

yeah, didnt say that.

told merkk we had no idea if it was classic or not, and that it'd get looked into.

should come ask me next time instead of taking merkk's word for it.

Merkk being a two faced liar? I'm shocked at this revelation.

[Alarti0001]

Merkk being a two faced liar? I'm shocked at this revelation.

Merkk's spell fizzles.

[Tasslehofp99]

Kind of funny to see jermey, tiggles, eccezan, alarti and the rest of the garbage pail kids circle jerking around a thread that no one even gives a fuck about. Merkk could give a fuck less what you all say, everyone knows the scum that resides in TMO. There is no hiding it, you guys have a history of being the biggest guild of dirtbags on p99 going on over 2 years now. You can sit here and say whatever you want about whatever guild takes a mob from you this week, fact is though..it doesn't change the truth about your guild or the garbage pail kids in charge of it.


I mean if we go back 2-3 years and look at all the evidence of rulebreaking, cheating, and hacking that TMO has done. I'm surprised your whole guild hasn't just been banned permanently. My favorite part about TMO is the façade they put on about "wanting competition" that's the biggest bunch of shit I've ever heard. TMO is the least competitive guild on p99, that's why they favor rulesets and raiding rules that quell competition instead of fostering it. It's just funny because almost every other guild is willing to work together/come to agreements/get along EXCEPT TMO. It's just a shame that the rules here on p99 allow such bullshit to go on for 2-3 + years.

[quido]

lol classic Tasslehof material - I'm glad such a fun post can make you as unhinged as usual =)

[quido]

Tasslehof why are you so pissed your guildmate got caught red-handed lying about being allowed to use probable exploits, putting words into the staff's mouth? Simmer down now before you really lose it.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/tasslehofholmes.jpg

I thought you quit RnF at the behest of your court-appointed psychologist anyways. What brought you back? Not your good sense, clearly.

[Tasslehofp99]

Why do you think I'm unhinged? Im sitting here perfectly content with the fact that your gang of knuckle dragging meatheads are finally being seen for what you are by the majority of the server, and I'm drinking some awesome orange juice right now(tastes amazing.)

Perhaps what you perceive as me being "unhinged" is just my enthusiasm about your guild full of nerfherders finally starting to hold the reputation they deserve. Nothing more than a bunch of mad, cheating, unskilled players who hate the fact that other guilds can take mobs from you with half the effort. Keep pretending to want competition, we all know that's bullshit.

[Glitterati]

http://images.comiccollectorlive.com/covers/ef5/ef582a5b-21cd-4f25-9561-238836160e9c.jpg

[Tasslehofp99]

Tasslehof why are you so pissed your guildmate got caught red-handed lying about being allowed to use probable exploits, putting words into the staff's mouth? Simmer down now before you really lose it.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/tasslehofholmes.jpg

I thought you quit RnF at the behest of your court-appointed psychologist anyways. What brought you back? Not your good sense, clearly.

I really could care less about what merkk said, I just find it hilarious that after 2+ years of your guild abusing the server you guys still make treads like this. The only reason I posted here was because I'm about to leave for work and need some entertainment for the next 8 hours. Everything I've said is true though!

[quido]

I want competition that doesn't cry hacks every time they lose. How long have you been crying about the same shit, Tasslehof, and how long did the people before you cry? You really think if we were cheating, exploiting, doing whatever underhanded shit you say all this while that the staff wouldn't have done anything about it? As far as I know, anytime we've legit crossed the line, whether as individuals or as a guild, we've been appropriately punished. I feel the same about all the guilds, altogether. At the same time I feel TMO is held to the highest standard of conduct by the staff because we if anybody should know better. Are you really saying the staff is incompetent and/or corrupt? Because I think our CSR folks do a fucking awesome job, even Ambrotos overall. I don't see why you can't just be happy with what you have, Tasslehof, instead of coming here and crying hacks all the damn time because you are bitter. So many of your guildmates and allies are great sports - people like Sloan, Xerxes, Merkk, Origin - and I'm pleased to call them my friends. We talk some shit and have some laughs, but at the end of the day there's no hard feelings.

[Derubael]

just to clarify, i told merkk he could go ahead and use the /duel thing while we looked into it, i just never said it was classic.

[quido]

how many bloomin onions to go the other way with it?

[kotton05]

just to clarify, i told merkk he could go ahead and use the /duel thing while we looked into it, i just never said it was classic.

we also knew it was gonna be cried over

[Tiggles]

Tasselhof legit most mad person on the server.

dude makes his guild look worse everytime he posts.

[hatelore]

^ get a load of this guy. lol

[Lojik]

^ get a load of this guy. lol

Not a fan of pokemon myself but tiggles P funny

[Ella`Ella]

So many of your guildmates and allies are great sports - people like Sloan, Xerxes, Merkk, Origin - and I'm pleased to call them my friends. We talk some shit and have some laughs, but at the end of the day there's no hard feelings.

I thought we were frands?!

[Tasslehofp99]

What gives any of you the impression that I'm mad? I disagree with the way your guild treats the server and other competing guilds. I think the folks in charge of TMO are rather large scumbags, if you want to know why ask me in game sometime. I've got legit reasons to dislike tiggles, Jeremy, eccezan, alarti, and anyone else who treats people the way that these individuals do.


I find it funny that you guys make these bullshit rnf threads to make yourselves feel better about not dominating 100% of the content anymore, and the fact that every guild on the server for the most part would have no issue with allying up, even if it meant splitting loot just to keep it from the TMO overlords hands.

You guys essentially have painted yourselves in this negative light with your actions/attitude. I'm merely pointing it out incase you guys fail to realize that majority of the server looks at your guild the way you deserve to be looked at.

Before you try to tell me about other guilds who have cheated or broken rules, realize that no other guild has dominated, farmed, and sold as much loot as TMO (obviously not a necessity if being pawned for plat, wheres that plat going anyway?) Nor have they continually attacked, stalked, harassed, or done everything in their power to kill competition the way that TMO has.


Anyway, just posting this to reiterate that no one in TMO has the ability to make me angry despite the fact thay I dislike their policies and actions towards the rest of the server. I think the only time I was legitimately annoyed with EQ was when my monks epic turn in was eaten and I had to request it all over.

Again, what you perceive as anger is probably just my enthusiasm for spreading the word about TMO's abuse of the server and its players. I could not care any less if your guild killed every mob every week because at the end of the day, I have gotten to enjoy classic EQ all over again despite TMO's continued efforts at making p99 unenjoyable for anyone and I didn't have to apply to your shitty guild to do so.


TL;DR version: grats TMO on draco maybe if you spent less time forumquesting and attempting to train FE/IB you guys wouldn't have wiped to CT.

[Tiggles]

What gives any of you the impression that I'm mad? I disagree with the way your guild treats the server and other competing guilds. I think the folks in charge of TMO are rather large scumbags, if you want to know why ask me in game sometime. I've got legit reasons to dislike tiggles, Jeremy, eccezan, alarti, and anyone else who treats people the way that these individuals do.


I find it funny that you guys make these bullshit rnf threads to make yourselves feel better about not dominating 100% of the content anymore, and the fact that every guild on the server for the most part would have no issue with allying up, even if it meant splitting loot just to keep it from the TMO overlords hands.

You guys essentially have painted yourselves in this negative light with your actions/attitude. I'm merely pointing it out incase you guys fail to realize that majority of the server looks at your guild the way you deserve to be looked at.

Before you try to tell me about other guilds who have cheated or broken rules, realize that no other guild has dominated, farmed, and sold as much loot as TMO (obviously not a necessity if being pawned for plat, wheres that plat going anyway?) Nor have they continually attacked, stalked, harassed, or done everything in their power to kill competition the way that TMO has.


Anyway, just posting this to reiterate that no one in TMO has the ability to make me angry despite the fact thay I dislike their policies and actions towards the rest of the server. I think the only time I was legitimately annoyed with EQ was when my monks epic turn in was eaten and I had to request it all over.

Again, what you perceive as anger is probably just my enthusiasm for spreading the word about TMO's abuse of the server and its players. I could not care any less if your guild killed every mob every week because at the end of the day, I have gotten to enjoy classic EQ all over again despite TMO's continued efforts at making p99 unenjoyable for anyone and I didn't have to apply to your shitty guild to do so.


TL;DR version: grats TMO on draco maybe if you spent less time forumquesting and attempting to train FE/IB you guys wouldn't have wiped to CT.

Angry and doesn't know about CT yet Lol

[Tasslehofp99]

Not mad at all bro, quite content right now with just about everything in my life. Could only be better if I won the lottery or something like that. I've got plenty of things to hang my hat on besides this forum and eq. I play this game for fun, you just take it to a weird psychotic level by stalking and harassing people( out of game/forums, weirdness) or attacking them or their reputation with lies.

Maybe you should stop concerning yourself with my well being all the time unless that weird infatuation you have with stalking rival guild members is coming back. Seriously never met a bigger creep on the internet than tiggles. Your life must be really terrible for you to run around on the internet acting the way you do, I honestly just feel nothing but sorry for you man.

Ps thanks for continuing to follow every thread I post on and replying instantly tiggles, you havehelped me kill over 3 hours while at work with your insane stalking.

[quido]

forumquesting = stalking now

ok Harrison

[Tasslehofp99]

forumquesting = stalking now

ok Harrison

I was referring to tiggles' well documented history of pursuing people beyond these forums or in-game. Either way the dude is creepy, atleast you are smart enough to know where to draw the line.

[Alarti0001]

I was referring to tiggles' well documented history of pursuing people beyond these forums or in-game. Either way the dude is creepy, atleast you are smart enough to know where to draw the line.

You mean like 7 people in FE? Acrux, Protocol, Hurley, (Visceral), Sloan, Merkk, Shinko.
All of which are big time RL creepers.

[quido]

Perhaps you have him confused with Blink who repeatedly called a fellow player at his job?

ya moran

[Tasslehofp99]

There are tons of others too actually from older guilds. I never paid much attention to it back then until it started happening to me and my friends (after we started competing for mobs which TMO monopolized previously) but now that you mention it there deffinetly is a clear and alarming pattern in tiggles behaviour. Anytime a guild steps to tMO the slander/lies start followed by internet stalking (outside of p99) then the RL attacks if all else fails.

Lol to think that he calls anyone else crazy is ironic to say the least when even his own guildmates can quickly fire off a list of people stalked by tiggles regularly. There's no denying this.

[quido]

Tasslehof, why don't you fire off a list so we all can be as well-informed as you? Tell us about each incident.

[Tanthallas]

You mean like 7 people in FE? Acrux, Protocol, Hurley, (Visceral), Sloan, Merkk, Shinko.
All of which are big time RL creepers.

http://i44.tinypic.com/ao4ci.jpg

[Fuddwin]

Poor Alarti

[Gaffin 3.0]

Tassle back in RNF fuck me

[quido]

Pretty much. Satriani is the only guy who is tolerable.

I used to think this back when I didn't have a clue! Now I think Satriani is mostly intolerable! Can you even name 4 Satriani songs without cheating?

[radditsu]

Everquest is dum yall.

Fuck bitches and make money.

[kotton05]

Poor Alarti

(Variety)

[radditsu]

Poor Alarti