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Lise
11-28-2013, 04:18 AM
Dear Bard,

You know I wrote to you in /ooc and someone else said "bard stop training me"
I had enough after #3 and asked would you stop it please?
Your corpses line the zone to Warsliks Woods, but you never stop, never said you would
Fuck it right? You could get a group if you could
Too bad you only solo, never making friends like you should

Dear Bard,

Don't you think your talent is still a prized minority?
You can make it happen even if you're low priority
Yet you overkite and you don't get it right
I'm down against a sabertooth in a fist fight
Then you fucking train me with a rhino
Harder than a trip to the gyno
Don't you know son that I was about done?
Few bubs left, I could've finished before 1

Dear Bard,

I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
On a shitty day, you soothe me with your Selo's on
I know you prob hear it every day, but I'm your biggest fan
Taking all the fucking mobs is so impressive man
Well I can tell that life must be really hard
When you guild yourself as a Supremacy bard

http://i.imgur.com/AI3xxSM.jpg

[Chorus: Dido]
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Emile
11-28-2013, 04:22 AM
+1

Purdee
11-28-2013, 07:13 AM
Is she wearing a thong?

Origin
11-28-2013, 07:33 AM
Well done.

radditsu
11-28-2013, 10:31 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7o5Tvd641Q&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DM7o5Tvd641Q

Skittlez
11-28-2013, 04:10 PM
Loool. Naughty bard.

baalzy
11-28-2013, 04:21 PM
voice of a generation. genius.