RnF Haiku thread

[Strifer]

Burn some bitches down
with the power of haiku
fuck you Harrison

[Malphite]

Thanks to TMO
Transaction for Soul Leach done
Short on rent money

[kotton05]

Ill kidnap your family
for a fungi tunic
petition that bitch

[Strifer]

Wife left me today
3 AM Lady Vox calls
so fucking worth it

[FoxxHound]

Much sex with Katrik
Love making with sexy Sidelle
This place smells of sex.

[Cecily]

Speaking with Quickfingers
Backstab mob and friends alike
Rogue can cast sow

[Strifer]

TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK
TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK
TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK TRAK

[Hasbinbad]

Life's patter above!
Now less frequent, now all's white.
Winter underbridge.

[Hasbinbad]

I'm the only one who can write a decent haiku apparently.

[Barkingturtle]

Fat, mad, bad and sad
Is no way to live your life
So fucking end it.

[justin2090]

WTS J Boots
My ring rapier your gold
Hasten is up now

[Strifer]

Harrison is fat
who is his best friend ever
Ronald McDonald

[justin2090]

Cheesy cheeseburger
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Ouch my arteries

[pharmakos]

Lron is so dumb
Don't know how he survives life
Must live in a "home"

[Strifer]

I camped Trakanon
For TMO, ten hours
everyday this week.

[hatelore]

I saw my dealer
It was full of redhair
having a good Saturday night~

[Sidelle]

Was kicked from my guild
Indifferent I'm feeling
Want to play now, thanks.

=)

[Lune]

Sometimes when I'm on the internet winning games, I hear people ask me:

"Hey, what is it like to be Lune?"

And I tell them:

It's like every morning you're wake up and you live the sex life.

http://i.imgur.com/oAIvAzS.jpg

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And girls sending me texts telling me about their frothing loins

http://i.imgur.com/CmTnQLh.jpg

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On the internet, or in real life

http://i.imgur.com/GzZB0Qv.jpg

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Women just want to dosome ass play

http://i.imgur.com/Lzq8WHv.jpg

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And it's okay.

Haiku.

[Lune]

You make my dick blush
When you touch it with your lips
Either pair of lips

[runlvlzero]

when an aimless post
thread bumps
another cool story bro

[hatelore]

I saw my dealer
It was full of redhair
having a good Saturday night~

Fer reel doe~

[runlvlzero]

It's firecrotch pubes.