Ur a neckbeard.

[runlvlzero]

When ur god damned neck hairs catch up to your normal beard hairs.

[Samoht]

someone clearly doesn't understand the point of calling someone a neck beard

it's meant to imply that you're not an actual man/adult because you're incapable of growing hair on your actual face

having (sufficient) hair on your face as well as your neck does not a neck beard make.

but i guess that since you are a confirmed neck beard, you either want to deflect that stigma or pass it on to others to try to lessen your own pain.

[susvain0362]

someone clearly doesn't understand the point of calling someone a neck beard

it's meant to imply that you're not an actual man/adult because you're incapable of growing hair on your actual face

having (sufficient) hair on your face as well as your neck does not a neck beard make.

but i guess that since you are a confirmed neck beard, you either want to deflect that stigma or pass it on to others to try to lessen your own pain.

???? What. I've never heard of that. I always thought a neckbeard as someone who is a massive nerd. Having a neckbeard means you don't know how to shave/make your bard look good for the real world, thus you are probably a huge nerd.

[runlvlzero]

nah... neckbeard is a term to designate scubby nerds IRLs who care more about their pixels than their actual appearence. This goes for people who pretty much do any IT work. If they don't shave/shave neck hairs, but grow a short scubby face and never a full beard because they don't put in the time to grow it. And they have as much neck hair (or more) than face hair.

They are neckbeards.

I just observed that even though I shaved to make myself non-neckbeardy and more trendy/normal. My neck hairs quickly caught up to what I left on my face.

Stallman is a neckbeard and that guy is a real hardcore mans man.

This is a an ubermensch neckbeard:

http://i.imgur.com/MESG9.jpg

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/MESG9.jpg

P.S. mudkips just makin shit up.

[Barkingturtle]

A dickbeard is when I cram my cock so far down your throat my pubes appear to be sprouted from your cheeks.

[susvain0362]

is that you

[susvain0362]

A dickbeard is when I cram my cock so far down your throat my pubes appear to be sprouted from your cheeks.

lol. and we posted within the same second basically.

that defs makes us besties!!!!

[Samoht]

???? What. I've never heard of that. I always thought a neckbeard as someone who is a massive nerd. Having a neckbeard means you don't know how to shave/make your bard look good for the real world, thus you are probably a huge nerd.
nah... neckbeard is a term to designate scubby nerds IRLs who care more about their pixels than their actual appearence. This goes for people who pretty much do any IT work. If they don't shave/shave neck hairs, but grow a short scubby face and never a full beard because they don't put in the time to grow it. And they have as much neck hair (or more) than face hair.


hey morans, let me introduce you to the transitive property:

someone who's a huge nerd and plays video games all day and has more hair on his neck than on his face is a neckbeard.

someone who plays video games all day long and does not have a real life is not a real man.

a neckbeard plays video games all day long and does not have a real life.

a neckbeard is not a real man.

let's try another problem: runlvlzero is a confirmed neckbeard. is runlvlzero a real man?

[runlvlzero]

I've observed my neckhairs catch up to my face hairs. So that makes me a girlyman. And i'm ok with that.

[runlvlzero]

Oh and I almost forgot, no thats not me susvain lol

[Champion_Standing]

Neckbeard is a fat unshaven slob where you can't tell the difference between their chin, neck and beard because its just one mass of fat and hair.

[MrSparkle001]

nah... neckbeard is a term to designate scubby nerds IRLs who care more about their pixels than their actual appearence. This goes for people who pretty much do any IT work. If they don't shave/shave neck hairs, but grow a short scubby face and never a full beard because they don't put in the time to grow it. And they have as much neck hair (or more) than face hair.

They are neckbeards.

I just observed that even though I shaved to make myself non-neckbeardy and more trendy/normal. My neck hairs quickly caught up to what I left on my face.

Stallman is a neckbeard and that guy is a real hardcore mans man.

This is a an ubermensch neckbeard:

http://i.imgur.com/MESG9.jpg

A neckbeard is a slob who doesn't care about his appearance, which usually means he lets his neck hair grow. Growing a short scubby face and never a full beard is actually in style right now:

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/07/19/19-rosen-robin-thicke.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

http://thoughtsinlittleboxes.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/chris-hemsworth-chris-hemsworth-19135826-877-1222.jpeg?w=580&h=808

But neckhair is never in style. Even scruffy Aragorn wasn't a neckbeard and he had more reason to be a neckbeard than nerds/slobs:

http://students.english.ilstu.edu/rwohara/creation/Aragorn.jpg

[Barkingturtle]

Only women should have their grooming habits dictated by social expectations.

Style? More like slavery. Might as well castrate yourself.

[runlvlzero]

Only women should have their grooming habits dictated by social expectations.

Style? More like slavery. Might as well castrate yourself.

Says the guy with a naked AV which is the social dictate of manliness.

But I digress. There's nothing wrong with understanding fashion and using it, or even enjoying it. And being misguided into thinking fashion dictates you. Those people are unfashionable.

I can be completely unfashionable, yet fashionable, when I want to be. Not that I'm a master of fashion. But a simple understanding goes a long way from taking you out of herpderp or hipster territory, into looking like you have a brain territory.

[Sidelle]

http://thoughtsinlittleboxes.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/chris-hemsworth-chris-hemsworth-19135826-877-1222.jpeg?w=580&h=808


Daaaamn! Me likey. Would bang.

[r00t]

hahah great pic of richard stallman. I forget what his jesus ruse is about, nutcase fuker

[Gadwen]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j4_1ZfdxHVM/TPPskPTNc5I/AAAAAAAABx4/_WVAWFISsHs/s1600/neckbeard.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

This is what is meant by neckbeard:

http://i.imgur.com/9uL2qbh.jpg

[Gadwen]

http://brojsimpson.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/neckbeard-diagram.jpg

[Ahldagor]

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee172/yimmytimmy/Thread-Crap-FingerBaby.jpg

[Misto]

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310576332886_0.jpg

[old man jenkin]

who is that young gentlemen

[gotrocks]

???? What. I've never heard of that. I always thought a neckbeard as someone who is a massive nerd. Having a neckbeard means you don't know how to shave/make your bard look good for the real world, thus you are probably a huge nerd.

??? this is what i thought, too. When you're a neckbeard, you just let your facial hair grow outta control cause you're too busy getting pix to shave.

[Hasbinbad]

no it's "not able to grow a face beard."

usually because fat.

[runlvlzero]

This is what is meant by neckbeard:

http://i.imgur.com/9uL2qbh.jpg

[gotrocks]

no it's "not able to grow a face beard."

usually because fat.

i default to your superior knowledge of the internet and all things neckbeard, hb.

will attempt to grow a neckbeard and post pics. stay tuned.