Red thriving

[Rellapse35]

Last night I met this guy in BurningWoods.

I am knew to the server so dunno peoples history well.

This mage killed me. I shrugged it off and kept playing. He started spamming me with rage like tells about how mad he thought I was that he killed me. Being Rellapse I flipped the script and had the dude foaming out the mouth.

I logged on today and found out a little background on this charming fellow after we killed him in Chardok.

http://i42.tinypic.com/14wr3o.png

You guys are missing out on gems like this dude. There is a server full of old minyins waiting to be discovered!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUWr85Ge9Ns&feature=youtu.be

Confirmed gay > makes a workout video and calls out other men on an elf emu.

[Rellapse35]

new

[Recycled Children]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif

[r00t]

p csb

[Recycled Children]

Wish I screenshotted Nordahl's rage in OOC. Wish I screenshotted all of Masaka's rage all the time.

[Cecily]

I really enjoyed the people over there. Global OOC is kinda like being in a big guild where everyone hates each other.

[Ahldagor]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/well_done_sir.gif

[Colgate]

nizzar you b-better give me that robe or im gonna come uh come find you

[Supreme]

I really enjoyed the people over there. Global OOC is kinda like being in a big guild where everyone hates each other.

Kinda like TMO with a better loot system?

[K|mm Barely]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y6zunogGnNE/Tb2usafvJ3I/AAAAAAAAAsI/Xr2PDXKNZ6M/s1600/zelda_lole9t7.jpg

[Rellapse35]

Kinda like TMO with a better loot system?

Yes Yes your loot system is better.

You delete VP swords in members faces b/c they do not have enough dkp so you can flex your waste of a life spending the past 2 years waking up at 5am farming pixels on a server until recently only had 30 people. Btw how many chins are you up 2 now? Is that wife still a 10?

Or

You give Robe of Azure Sky to an officers 3rd or 4th alt over full members.


Where do we ALL sign up???????????????

[Clark]

cool

story

bro

lol

[Bardalicious]

LOL FUCKIN GOLD!!!!!!

I should post up the 3 hour long chain of rage tells I got from this guy on his alt SK while I was still lvlin' it up in overthere. Guy would log on whenever I did just to try to find me. Levi'd down to a pillar in the HS pit area and afk'd for a few hours and he spent the entire time (unsuccessfully) trying to find me.

i had my suspicions of roid rage, but holy shit, never knew about this vid

[Rellapse35]

Strydur needs to get a job so he can afford his girls books

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNobgcKmO_4

[radditsu]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=We8MeWpyBgA

[Supreme]

Yes Yes your loot system is better.

You delete VP swords in members faces b/c they do not have enough dkp so you can flex your waste of a life spending the past 2 years waking up at 5am farming pixels on a server until recently only had 30 people. Btw how many chins are you up 2 now? Is that wife still a 10?

Or

You give Robe of Azure Sky to an officers 3rd or 4th alt over full members.


Where do we ALL sign up???????????????

Conjecture.

If they were members then they would be awarded the sword (regardless of DKP) as it was rot. Since they are applicants with NO raid history with the guild that does not entitle them to anything.They have the permission to show up, smash buttons and stfu.

Some people claim they do not care about pixels then when they join Nihilum then get butthurt when the pixel shower, that they assumed, does not happen.

U sound pretty mad about it.

[Rellapse35]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbc5qyKreg1qcyzoa.gif

[runlvlzero]

Orange soda motherfuckers.

Also A+ thread. Strydur a huge closet gay. Nice shaved pits bro.

[Cyrano]

Dude inclined 125 DB like 10 times, that's beast mode. Needs to work on his diet though, not much definition.

[doeda]

LOL he made a "i lift" video, 10/10 can i suck his dick somewhere?

[Daldolma]

Dude inclined 125 DB like 10 times, that's beast mode

ya that's pretty damn good

that's like least embarrassing rl info/pic/video of a p99er ever posted

[runlvlzero]

I use to be able to do more than that without steroids and muscles like popeye.

[Rellapse35]

After 8 hours of sleep. I log on to see if this fool is still foaming out the mouth for a chance to kill a naked wizard.

Steroids have ruined this dudes life.


http://i42.tinypic.com/29c9y14.jpg

http://s14.postimg.org/agptj6fcx/EQ000048.jpg

[Agatha]

hgahahaha

[runlvlzero]

@ symbols so 2010

[Recycled Children]

Thank Christ there's some resurgence to this thread! How is this not 14 pages? Buff Hardchest dedicated a fucking lifting video to Tune! This shit is hysterical!

[Peekae]

this shit is silly almost makes me wanna play red but i hate the first 30 levels so much

[Recycled Children]

this shit is silly almost makes me wanna play red but i hate the first 30 levels so much

Make a bard. Be level 30 in an hour.

[Peekae]

eh bards are meh would probably want to play SK or possibly mage/wiz if i played red.

[runlvlzero]

Red server needs item loots.

Had fun pvp on red a few days ago when I was still immersed, at least 3-4 good fights with random pk's and derps. All in one day.

[freez]

this shit is silly almost makes me wanna play red but i hate the first 30 levels so much

could get you 30 in probaby 30 minutes

[iiNGloriouS]

could get you 30 in probaby 30 minutes

Fucking vouch in a half. Did coke off a hippo's back and the next thing I knew I was 30-47 in like 2-3 hours.

[Hasbinbad]

wow do you really destroy loot supreme?

what a fucking douchebag.

[Enxienty]

same, would love to try red tbh but starting up again sounds dreadful lol

[runlvlzero]

Nihilum deletes loot in mains faces rather than let them spend DKP on it. So don't join them if you come over, make your own guild and we can make alliances or raiding orgs that don't include Azergiliums.

[Rellapse35]

wtf is a Azergiliums

ngga you still like lvl 20?

[runlvlzero]

Nah 40

[runlvlzero]

Might play again tonight. Feelin it, want to get some more levels while that xp bonus is in. Playin my rogue full time noaw, got to 1 up Gaffin, Knuckle, and all the other twink rogues out there.

[Estolcles]

Had fun on red last night. Went up 2 levels, died 3 times, and was grouped with a lowbie bard in EC just mass killing bears for XP. Got a bit easier when he dinged 6 and got an HP song.

[Gaffin']

red is fun till 52 then their aint shit for people to lvl with

[Gaffin']

gaffin on red is still fully geared, just taking a break see if pop goes up some, playing a blue alt atm

[susvain0362]

lol blue.

you have to really like everquest to play blue after all this time.

[Sirbanmelotz]

LOL I remember strydur!! I ran through the entire guild of
Nihilum at bard speed and obviously died. I wasn't playing seriously and thought it was funny. He then spammed me all night in caps calling me newb, I suck, got owned etc. this didn't stop for a week actually. Was kinda funny..... I thought he got banned? Anyway, I don't play on red anymore. I don't like the player base. Ido wish I can kill some of these bluebies tho!

[Fame]

no more waiting for camps, think about it

[Greegon]

"got my dkp"


LOOOOOOOOOL

[Smedy]

would read again, thanks

[Ryba]

I don't care about any of this shit and this dude is probably a major fuck-up...

...but so are all of you. He isn't very creative, but he could probably bone your girlfriend the same day he met her, if she wasn't a plastic vagina inside of a flashlight.

[Rellapse35]

but he could probably bone your girlfriend the same day he met her

virgin alert

[Ryba]

The funniest thing about this thread is all the EQ winners making fun of the guy who is actually strong.

That set he does in the video is a more tangible accomplishment than your entire "gaming career."

[Retti_]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/well_done_sir.gif

Good gif

[Rellapse35]

The funniest thing about this thread is all the EQ winners making fun of the guy who is actually strong.

That set he does in the video is a more tangible accomplishment than your entire "gaming career."

not sure if srs or dumb

[Kraftwerk]

not sure if srs or dumb

Srsly dum. Ryba sounds like a real fucking bitch and should shut the fuck up.

[Ryba]

"srsly dum virgin bitch rite guyz?"

Stay classy, red. And thriving, lol

[runlvlzero]

Estolcles reroll from pally dood. Unless you got like 200k in bluebie transfer twink gear.

[Fame]

Blue people take things so personaly, don't realize half the battle on red is mental. Good luck

[runlvlzero]

The game is almost 100% mental + a little bit of physical stamina to grind for hours on end lol. )

[Soandso]

99 percent sure pretty much nobody here on these forums would talk shit to this guy face to face.

[Recycled Children]

99 percent sure pretty much nobody here on these forums would talk shit to this guy face to face.

And risk him roid raging? No fucking thanks. Unintelligent people solve their problems with their fists.

[freez]

i would call him a faggot irl

if u think strength is all u need in a fight prepare for your fat ass to get sloshed

and if he beats my ass hel catch a charge anyway

win win

:p

[runlvlzero]

Yeah strength alone does not always win in mortal combat or when hunting. Prey vs Predator.

His strength doesn't look that useful anyway. To much roid. Not enough control, mobility, and intelligence to use it properly.

[runlvlzero]

It's probably more of a hindrance than a bonus.

[Kergan]

Yeah that's why the top MAA guys and boxers 'n shit are all scrawny EQ playing nerds like us. Because strength /= fighting victory.

Right...

[Stinkum]

and not a single one of them would leave the thunderdome alive if bruce lee were in the cage

[Soandso]

Yeah these RnF denizens knowledge encompasses all. The dude calling him a faggot in real life has riff raff as his avatar and then talks about pressing charges when he loses to said faggot........

[Soandso]

and not a single one of them would leave the thunderdome alive if bruce lee were in the cage

Considering Lee never fought top competition in his day, got man handled by grapplers, and didn't have the conditioning fighters have today, going to have to say this is false.

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/cLPQGbv.jpg

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/cLPQGbv.jpg

lol

[Barkingturtle]

I want Velious inside me.

[susvain0362]

99 percent sure pretty much nobody here on these forums would talk shit to this guy face to face.

i would. how do we know he is even "strong" ?

[susvain0362]

Yeah that's why the top MAA guys and boxers 'n shit are all scrawny EQ playing nerds like us. Because strength /= fighting victory.

Right...

well...there are weight classes in combat sports...so most of the guys have smiilar strength, except for heavyweigthts because they can be anywhere from 206-265lbs (in mma)

[Soandso]

i would. how do we know he is even "strong" ?

Did you watch the video? Or are we talking about the abstract notion of will or heart?

[runlvlzero]

well...there are weight classes in combat sports...so most of the guys have smiilar strength, except for heavyweigthts because they can be anywhere from 206-265lbs (in mma)

These are sports. Not no holds barred fights for life and death. Real combat techniques allow people to kill people regardless of the situation. Weight class matters less. Who strikes first how, and wear matters more.

P.S. I've also seen skinny 150lb chicks fuck up heavier guys with the right moves and technique.

Just being bigger is not a 100% sure win. Its a good advantage in an upfront fight. But its not guaranteed. It is also a disadvantage in that your likely to tire much quicker unless you have the fat reserves to back it up in a long drawn out battle. Who would you rather fight against? Someone who can out last you for hours while you run around and get tired? The aboriginals who are not in amazing athletic shape because they run track every day and do 300 pushups ( a waste of energy ) are at a severely increased advantage over someone say Hogan dropped in their neck of the woods.

So listen up folks, taking roids and having muscles the size of a cow does not = win.

Also plenty of wiry special forces goons out there that look like they have anorexia.

You can be strong without "Muscles".

[runlvlzero]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JEpQ0ZZeLcs/T3jyA-VZjCI/AAAAAAAAAbw/TdPPRSvvSGE/s1600/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-2.jpg

Hurrpdrup, yeah its a movie, but closer to the facts than your imaginations.

[Soandso]

Of course there are a ton of intangibles that go into a fight. I never said strength or size automatically equals a win. This even furthers my point that your not going to go up to a stranger and talk shit to their face because you don't know what kind of badass they truly are even moreso if that person is a lot bigger than you are. Granted this guy may be a gigantic tool but like I said it's easy to talk shit on the internet.

[freez]

Of course there are a ton of intangibles that go into a fight. I never said strength or size automatically equals a win. This even furthers my point that your not going to go up to a stranger and talk shit to their face because you don't know what kind of badass they truly are even moreso if that person is a lot bigger than you are. Granted this guy may be a gigantic tool but like I said it's easy to talk shit on the internet.

shut up faggot


put me in a hole with this beefbox

be suprised

[freez]

rellapse seen my rl pics, lite seen my rl pics, these *****s will testify.


fuck u stryur i will murder u irl with your own steriods bro


overdose

[Soandso]

Repeated faggot insult over the internet. How original. Sounds like you got some rage yourself. What's next maybe the "YOU MAD BRO?" COME AT ME DOG WE CAN DUEL!

[Ryba]

skinny 150lb chicks

[runlvlzero]

They exist dood :p

[Rellapse35]

Repeated faggot insult over the internet. How original. Sounds like you got some rage yourself. What's next maybe the "YOU MAD BRO?" COME AT ME DOG WE CAN DUEL!

You should probably contact the guy in the video. I am certain he will let you suck his dick in rl.

[Soandso]

You should probably contact the guy in the video. I am certain he will let you suck his dick in rl.

Again with the homo shit. Why are you people so obsessed with dick? Get some fucking new material already.

[Rellapse35]

Again with the homo shit. Why are you people so obsessed with dick? Get some fucking new material already.

Quit riding dudes dick.

[Soandso]

Dick seems to be the only thing that comes out of your mouth.

[Estolcles]

Estolcles reroll from pally dood. Unless you got like 200k in bluebie transfer twink gear.

Nah. I like playing Pally, even with the negative XP modifier. I like the challenge (that and having heals like a cleric, but swing a sword like a warrior PLUS Lay of Hands is a great lifesaver).

[Rellapse35]

Confirmed Dick Rider

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcDczFKnPQ5MxZv-7lKkq7ofAPqlYFV753tOqTnDbnG-kfQcwqdA


http://merc80.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dick+rider.jpg

http://sensesocommon.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/th_bentem_dickrider.jpg

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=66243,filename=dickrider.jpg

[Soandso]

You enjoy searching for dick pics?

[Rellapse35]

99 percent sure pretty much nobody here on these forums would talk shit to this guy face to face.



Confirmed Dick Rider

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcDczFKnPQ5MxZv-7lKkq7ofAPqlYFV753tOqTnDbnG-kfQcwqdA


http://merc80.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dick+rider.jpg

http://sensesocommon.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/th_bentem_dickrider.jpg

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=66243,filename=dickrider.jpg

[Soandso]

The dick obsession is strong with this one.

[Rellapse35]

You got a problem with gay people?

[Soandso]

You have a problem with gay people?

[Rellapse35]

dum

[runlvlzero]

Confirmed Dick Rider

http://sensesocommon.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/th_bentem_dickrider.jpg



Confirmed likes chicks with big dicks between her/there legs... pretty close to futa there rellapse.