Just because the government is shut down...

[Kagatob]

...doesn't mean you can't get a speeding ticket. I knew it already but I know it for certain now.

[Lron]

Shut the fuck up faggot.

[Kagatob]

Never got my license. I don't even have my permit.
I tried to get one a few times but my mommy stopped paying to let me take the test.

That's just cute Lron, tell us more.

[Estolcles]

...doesn't mean you can't get a speeding ticket. I knew it already but I know it for certain now.

How fast were you going in what speed limit zone?

[Kagatob]

How fast were you going in what speed limit zone?

It was 81 in a 65 out of state, I'd say 'fuck the police' but I just told the trooper that I was tired and wanted to get home so he gave me a minimum fine ($132 instead of $380 something) which won't even count against my license. This is especially good because I'm already getting raped in insurance penalties for all my speeding tickets back at home.

[Estolcles]

Lucky you got an understanding cop. I've found being honest with the cops leads to lower tickets a lot of the time.

[Kagatob]

Yeah, it was CT where they really don't give a fuck. Mass cops are all dicks though.

[Barkingturtle]

Should have shot that pig in the fucking face, imo.

[K|mm Barely]

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/46541-175582-ModNationRacersJPG-620x.jpg

[Hastley]

Why wouldn't you get a speeding ticket? State and local (municipal) government oversee traffic violations . Clearly this is just an attention grab , right?

[Swish]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/47892/canadian-police-chase-o.gif

[Hastley]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/47892/canadian-police-chase-o.gif

Lol

[Champion_Standing]

Why wouldn't you get a speeding ticket? State and local (municipal) government oversee traffic violations . Clearly this is just an attention grab , right?

He obviously got pulled over by a park ranger on federal land.

[Hastley]

He obviously got pulled over by a park ranger on federal land.

So you're saying he ran over a "Barrycade"?

[Hasbinbad]

my first impression of this thread:

http://i.imgur.com/FfxpZis.png

[Hasbinbad]

I've found being honest with the cops leads to lower tickets a lot of the time.
Said no black person ever.

Reality:
I've found being white leads to lower tickets a lot of the time.

[Kagatob]

Reality:
I must of ******ed the shit out of my last 3 stops then. I'm glad I'm white all of the sudden. :rolleyes:

[Orruar]

Why wouldn't you get a speeding ticket? State and local (municipal) government oversee traffic violations . Clearly this is just an attention grab , right?

Actually, if you read most of Kagatob's work on these forums, you'd understand he is probably stupid enough to think that a federal government shutdown would have an impact on traffic enforcement.

[Kagatob]

^
http://i.qkme.me/3oplxd.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

Actually, if you read most of Kagatob's work on these forums, you'd understand he is probably stupid enough to think that a federal government shutdown would have an impact on traffic enforcement.
Jelly makes a great point here about Troy.

[Ahldagor]

Reality: i'm a social justice luddite still speaking impotently

[Recycled Children]

Said no black person ever.

The racism continues.