Man Crush

[Dr. Edge]

http://hostmypicture.com/images/ghfr.png

This poor dumb lazy-eyed goof has got it so bad. His epic Butt-hurt has been going on for ever. LMFAO, I must have really gotten under his skin.



http://youtu.be/S4TWMy2rg0c

[Estolcles]

Ahhh.... so you're not a victim of suicide.

Go you! *thumbs up*

[Bardalicious]

RNF Superstar Dredge steps out of the shadows....

Give us some good drama today pls. RNF has been lacking.

[Lu|z Sext]

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/4f3bfb41ecad044b5b000067/school-furniture-manufacturers-are-now-making-larger-desk-chairs-for-fat-students.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

post far too lucid and well-organized to be dredge.

[Lune]

How's your diet going brah?

[Dr. Edge]

^ I see diggles still lives on here 24/7, maybe I should dig up his photos? lol

How's your diet going brah?

not really on a "diet", but I completed a 45 day juice fast after I returned home from camp. I'm feeling really good, I'm down about 45-50 lbs so far,

it pretty much healed my leg, no more swelling, got off a few meds, blood pressure is back with-in normal range etc..

Juicing is a big part of my regular daily routine now. I usually have 2 or 3 a day, one being a green juice, and have switched to more of a plant based diet with very little meat or dairy if any at all.

I'm planning on doing another juice fast soon, I want to try to make it 60 days like Joe Cross did.

[Stinkum]

I can't believe the dredge blob actually came back to the forums like 8 months after he "quit" for the 100th time, just because gotrocks randomly mentioned him in one thread.

You are ob-fucking-sessed. Please seek therapy bro.

[Dr. Edge]

I can't believe the dredge blob actually came back to the forums like 8 months after he "quit" for the 100th time, just because gotrocks randomly mentioned him in one thread.

You are ob-fucking-sessed. Please seek therapy bro.

try 54 times,
Reading comprehension isn't where your strength lies.
I'm just passing through, don't worry I'm on my way out. lol

[Hasbinbad]

dredge's comeback at least if not more disappointing than star wars prequels.

[gotrocks]

LOLWut?

dredge i love u man :( why u think i hate u so much.

o, its cause i ripped u apart in that one thread that got deleted, lulz.

rly tho, did you come back JUST cause of my dr drew thread? if so, thats pretty cool. you should probably post there so adam and drew can talk to u for a while.

[gotrocks]

dredge, im so glad you popped in to say hi. remember this gem?

lol, he made me a picture!

you really hurt my feelings, dredge. My therapist tells me its good to deal with my problems by making fun of your sorry ass on an elf emulator forum.

Also, my girlfriend really wants to know how you and your wife have sex. She's perplexed as to how you get it in/succeed in not crushing each other in the process.

Or do you just sort of grind against each others rolls of fat?

:
thanks for the backhanded advice. Seriously, see a a therapist and ask them if your behavior is normal.

oh and congrats on making into my new ad campaign
http://www.hostpic.org/images/1305162327410115.png



you just make it so easy to tease you, pal. and remember, i was the one guy on here who defended you when no one else did :)

hey, i legit hope that you have lost some weight. your wife too. its important to lead a healthy lifestyle - especially with your financial situation, i'd hate it if you had a heart attack or some other obesity related condition. Also, fat people sex is gross. Here's to you buddy!

For all the RnF newcommers who don't know what dredge is all about, click here for his sex advice thread (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=90503&highlight=dredge)!

[gotrocks]

45-50 lbs so far,


olol you're still fat. er, i mean obese.

[Dr. Edge]

o, its cause i ripped u apart in that one thread that got deleted, lulz.

??? I don't remember that thread, was it the one where you were begging for a haste belt as reward for your years of "helpful newbie tips" or the one where you posted pics of your girlfriend smoking pot in her bra, cuz it's so rebellious and kewl?

[Sheriff Grady Judd]

olol you're still fat. er, i mean obese.

That's it - I'm using a verbal warning to gotrocks. I won't have another suicide caused by bullying on my watch.

[Dr. Edge]

btw, no one "bullied me" off this web site. I asked the admins to delete all my accounts and posts.
It took them a few months to grant that request but one day I went to sign it and it said "reason for ban, you asked for it, time till over, never"
so I stopped posting, except that once to point out how chubby that red headed chick that acts so high and mighty actually is, I can't stand how everyone swoons over her and how she posts pics that are like 6 years old of herself, lol

[Hasbinbad]

a cop warned u gotrocks, u gonna just let that slide?

[Hasbinbad]

dredge goes on hiatus bcoz fat. comes back still fat, not posting "after" pics, to make fun of tralina.

maybe this actually is dredge.

[Samoht]

dredge goes on hiatus bcoz fat. comes back still fat, not posting "after" pics

you know who else is still fat? hbb.

stuff it with the snooty shit, hypocrite.

[Hasbinbad]

i don't think you understand what hypocrisy means.

[Samoht]

i don't think you understand what STUFF IT WITH THE SNOOTY SHIT means.

[gotrocks]

??? I don't remember that thread, was it the one where you were begging for a haste belt as reward for your years of "helpful newbie tips" or the one where you posted pics of your girlfriend smoking pot in her bra, cuz it's so rebellious and kewl?

lolsrs right now? It's funny you dont remember that thread, because your fat filled tears were so sweet to the rest of us.

blahblah fbss blahblah, done more for the community than you ever will, fatty, and my real life is still a hundred times better. If you're going to try and insult me, at least use some of the wealth of material that's on here, instead of rehashing the same stupid shit no one cares about. That was tobacco, btw, and since then I've posted FAAAAAAAAR more revealing pics of my gf, you should probably go fap to them while you try to fuck the jellyblob you call a wife. Then come back and try some new insults.

That's it - I'm using a verbal warning to gotrocks. I won't have another suicide caused by bullying on my watch.

Hey pal, gotrocks cares. About everyone except dredge, that is.

dredge plz tell us about your sex life some more. I want to know about how your wife isn't turned on by your mounds of fat and shitty beta male attitude. thanks!

[gotrocks]

btw hb i thought i was ignored :( i've been hurting <3 <----- right there all week.

[Gaffin']

your time is over Dredge, walk back to your treadmill

[Dr. Edge]

lolsrs right now? It's funny you dont remember that thread, because your fat filled tears were so sweet to the rest of us.

That was tobacco, btw, and since then I've posted FAAAAAAAAR more revealing pics of my gf, you should probably go fap to

hahaha ha.
Tobacco???
does she also play a banjo?
haha ha lol!

If you seriously think I ever shed a single tear over anything you ever posted then your dumber than your fetal alcohol syndrome/ in-breed/ lazy eyed pic would suggest ;-)

I'll take a rain check on the jerking on, err to, your gf, thanks lol

In all seriousness you have done "far more" for this community than I ever have because you live here and it's apparent this video game forum is the center of your universe. You got me beat there buddy. Have fun with that.

[gotrocks]

^^you need better material, friend.

at least my insults land. yours don't even make sense. also, its 'you're more dumb*', fucking retard.

and i very much wish that thread didn't get deleted so we could pull up your responses. you literally lost your shit in that thread while we all laughed. it was brutal. this is after you cried to us about how your fat blob of a wife wont fuck your hideous ass unless you feed her icecream and doughnuts.

You're such a joke on this board and in real life I can't believe you'd even try to topple the great gotrocks. you should try harder to convince me that my life is on these forums while i fuck gorgeous women, drive a maserati, and save EQ noobs, one tech support question at a time.

get fucked irl. it might help your insults if you got some pussy every once in a while instead of a roll of fat.

[Samoht]

i just literally laughed out loud at all the chest puffing gotrocks is doing right now

i don't think i've ever seen anyone try so hard to cement their internet credibility on P99

i fuck gorgeous women

this is the most hilarious part. do you give an exception to your girlfriend or something? or do you also fuck hideously ugly bitches and you just didn't want to mention that in your boasting?

[Samoht]

drive a maserati

what year? how many miles did it have on it when you bought it?

[gotrocks]

i just literally laughed out loud at all the chest puffing gotrocks is doing right now

i don't think i've ever seen anyone try so hard to cement their internet credibility on P99



this is the most hilarious part. do you give an exception to your girlfriend or something? or do you also fuck hideously ugly bitches and you just didn't want to mention that in your boasting?

i fuck super models while i drive my fleet of ferraris and get flown around in my gulfstreams.

y u so mad tho samoht? you clearly dont understand this conflict, or why its so important to re-shame dredge off these boards.

[Samoht]

y u so mad tho samoht?

i'm supposed to believe that i'm the one that's mad after reading all the novellas you're writing to dredge here...

why don't you tell us more how much you're in love with him? about how you obsess about every detail of his life

[gotrocks]

http://www.myfishingpictures.com/data/500/G41.jpg

my g6 getting rdy to take off.

and you're silly if you think dredge is anything but a source of entertainment every 6 or so months.

[Samoht]

are you spamming hyperboles to dodge my questions until i go away or to make the lies you posted about your exaggerated life not seem so bad?

either way, i think dredge has you beat

you live here and it's apparent this video game forum is the center of your universe.

confirmed.

[Stinkum]

why don't you tell us more how much you're in love with him? about how you obsess about every detail of his life

Speaking of obsessed stalkers, I pruned my sig recently.

Pleased update the shrine of your obsession with me in your sig when time permits. ;)

[Samoht]

obsessed stalkers

yeah you are, quit following me.

[gotrocks]

this my real life pals rza & gza's reaction to my posts in this thread:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2lbfxXuD1qm1a00o1_500.gif

[Samoht]

they're more likely laughing at you

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vZi_x-57ato/T0dq3tk8MaI/AAAAAAAAAzI/OfDUGZ_RX5U/s320/black-guys-laughing.gif

[Stinkum]

Shrine of your obsession.

http://i.imgur.com/432xKMs.png

[Samoht]

^ dumb

[gotrocks]

wu-tangs reaction to samoht:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1369432602_wu-tang-clan.jpg

[Samoht]

too solemn for a bunch of broke-assed *****s who have to drivei pre-owned maseratis

[Sheriff Grady Judd]

^ dumb

Thank you for removing the hurtful comments in your signature and making this community a nicer place.

[gotrocks]

samoht you too easy to troll son.

broke ass nigs in perowned maserati's comment p funny tho.

[Strifer]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eO8o9_rI154/Tw4x1NQg0EI/AAAAAAAAAnk/QeUJsEsqgMg/s1600/gus-psyche-popcorn.gif

[Clark]

That's it - I'm using a verbal warning to gotrocks. I won't have another suicide caused by bullying on my watch.

Love this guy omg

[Samoht]

broke ass nigs in perowned maserati's comment p funny tho.

gonna have to start calling you certified pre-owned.

gotCPO?

[gotrocks]

gonna have to start calling you certified pre-owned.

gotCPO?

yup

they even tested the cupholders.

[Dr. Edge]

are you spamming hyperboles to dodge my questions until i go away or to make the lies you posted about your exaggerated life not seem so bad?

either way, i think dredge has you beat



confirmed.

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/l/ll_cool_j_career_020812/ll_cool_j_1980s_b.jpg

Momma said knock you out!
lol

[Strifer]

I love how this happens right when I come back after a few days, praise be to allah.

[Recycled Children]

I never understood this dredge hate. dredge has always been alright in my book. Glad to hear you're trying to lose weight duder.

[Samoht]

I never understood this dredge hate. dredge has always been alright in my book. Glad to hear you're trying to lose weight duder.

people like gotCPO can try to look down on dredge to make his own pitiful existence seem better.

[Barkingturtle]

Dredge isn't deserving of hate.

He simply proved himself to be an easy target. Upon seeing how easily he was trolled, even shit posters like gotrocks felt confident enough to give it a try. Personally, I'd take a dozen dredges over the current flock of bland victims populating this forum. He was good for a meltdown and that I can appreciate.

[Daldolma]

if you hate dredge you do not understand rnf

dredge is to be cherished

he is a cold, liquified fistful of kale on a hot summer day

a fistful

[Ahldagor]

my question is if the weight stays off or not with those juicing diets. they seem like a fad.

[Dr. Edge]

my question is if the weight stays off or not with those juicing diets. they seem like a fad.

Weight never stays off after any diet unless you have make long term behavior changes. Like eating more fruits and vegetables, cutting out the processed foods, the fast foods, soda pop, sweets etc.

Excercising more, sleeping better hours, not late night eating, etc.. these are things that help me.

Btw, did Gutrotts just bump hundreds of old posts from 2010 on an alt account to hide this shameful thread???

[Champion_Standing]

Weight never stays off after any diet unless you have make long term behavior changes. Like eating more fruits and vegetables, cutting out the processed foods, the fast foods, soda pop, sweets etc.

Excercising more, sleeping better hours, not late night eating, etc.. these are things that help me.

Btw, did Gutrotts just bump hundreds of old posts from 2010 on an alt account to hide this shameful thread???

Case closed

[Samoht]

Btw, did Gutrotts just bump hundreds of old posts from 2010 on an alt account to hide this shameful thread???

nah, that's more salty behaviour

[Ahldagor]

Weight never stays off after any diet unless you have make long term behavior changes. Like eating more fruits and vegetables, cutting out the processed foods, the fast foods, soda pop, sweets etc.

Excercising more, sleeping better hours, not late night eating, etc.. these are things that help me.

Btw, did Gutrotts just bump hundreds of old posts from 2010 on an alt account to hide this shameful thread???

a simple yes or no would have sufficed. why the never? and that health behavior is pretty damn basic info. don't need no ass blastin juice to lose weight.