an actual abacab rant

[Abacabb]

Fuck what you people have done to Mumble... Seriously, during it's inception I went there to escape guild vents and teamspeaks because it was 100% public and everyone was allowed in. There were no private channels and asshattery was both high and lulzy and no one gave a shit because it was just one giant ass soapbox.

Now it's nothing but privatized guild channels, and stupid iSketch games so you might as well rename the whole fucking channel to "The DA fan club starring Yiblaan" I mean shit between the "Access denied" markers on every room and Yiblaan getting lit and talking incessantly in polish, talking about Poland/the polish, or screaming manically into the night about being gay I really, really wanna shoot my brains all over this keyboard.

http://i26.tinypic.com/317a1rm.jpg

[frefaln]

Given the way people act on these forums alone, there's no way I'd ever consider using Mumble. I have no doubt it's nothing but a clique comprised of only the most seriously disturbed players on the server.

[Rogean]

I lol at your misfortune

[G13]

Heh I remember the first mumble days

There wasn't very many people at all. Abacab. Bronson. Daidraco. Kadeem, a few others I can't remember.

BANKISCLOSED

[Shannacore]

Post a SS when there's other people in there as well. Last night there were 10-15 that aren't DA hanging out in the public channels. A lot of lower leveled characters, and even a few 50's.

And wtf scroll down so the SS includes me in the afk channel.

[Rogean]

Http://www.rogean.com/images/abamutequote.png

Http://www.rogean.com/images/abamute.png

Stop stalking me abacab omg

[Abacabb]

Http://www.rogean.com/images/abamute.png

Stop stalking me abacab omg

I WANT GM POWERS YO!

[Abacabb]

Daily mumble topics:

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/isketch.JPG

http://newsbypicture.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/train_crash.jpg

http://turkeymacedonia.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/poland.gif

http://web.njcu.edu/dept/counselingcenter/Uploads/large20photos_alcohol.jpg

http://www.poopsock.com/comic/images/poopsock-frontpage.gif


ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!

[spoolie]

haha abacab to true.

[YendorLootmonkey]

ROFL at US ruining something for ABACAB for a change!!

[President]

really wanna shoot my brains all over this keyboard.

^

[Abacabb]

All over this keyboard bro, my frontal lobe be hangin' on the "O" and my medulla be stickin on the shift

[Quitis]

Don't hate just cause I app'd to DA bra.

[Abacabb]

Don't hate just cause I app'd to DA bra.

Apping to DA is like pissing in the public pool


HINT: Everyone does it, but still doesn't change the fact it's an ocean of piss

[xorbier]

Apping to DA is like pissing in the public pool


HINT: Everyone does it, but still doesn't change the fact it's an ocean of piss


As opposed to your guild whose purpose is to grief people...

[Walabaego]

Fight Fight Fight!

[Abacabb]

As opposed to your guild whose purpose is to grief people...

Guild fight? Let's do it fgt

[Jify]

I logged on mumble once. Salty was annoying, so I left and never came back. :(

[Ihealyou]

Don't hate on iSketch nabrolean

[Majuna]

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab134/tobicama/turkey.jpg

[yongie]

Don't hate on iSketch nabrolean



ಠ_ಠ

[Loke]

Wait, you mean people who didn't come to mumble before are now coming to mumble and sitting in private channels?!?! I can see how that might be rough for you.

pro tip: Maybe the people in the private channels are there because they don't want to listen to you, Raren, and all the other people who are all over your cock act like idiots. Just a thought.

[Abacabb]

people who are all over your cock act like idiots.

Like when you and I were killing bankers, blocking doorways, and slaughtering level 1 ogres in the bank to grief people...

My cock is still hard bro so take a lick, it's been awhile.

[Loke]

Like when you and I were killing bankers, blocking doorways, and slaughtering level 1 ogres in the bank to grief people...

My cock is still hard bro so take a lick, it's been awhile.

Pretty sure all I did was stand in a doorway with you (a long with 4 other people, which were actually guildies or friends of mine) to mess with other friends. I'm not sure who was all involved in the ogre or banker killing but it wasn't me.

Also, that took place back when you were conducting harmless, and often funny jokes... not being a malicious annoyance. Pretty sure me and you have said less than 2 or 3 sentences to each other in the entire time I've played here - so yea... definitely all over your cock.

[Abacabb]

Loke man... You even challenged me to a "train off" by saying "I can't be trained" to which you tried to drop several lava beetles off on my level chanter but ended up nailing them on Nizzarr while I moved my way to your raid.

You might not be on deeze nuts as hard as some of these people but in some suppressed fashion you wish you could do what I do.

[Loke]

Loke man... You even challenged me to a "train off" by saying "I can't be trained" to which you tried to drop several lava beetles off on my level chanter but ended up nailing them on Nizzarr while I moved my way to your raid.

You might not be on deeze nuts as hard as some of these people but in some suppressed fashion you wish you could do what I do.

What? Train large groups of people with mobs? Pretty sure I could do that. You make it sound like training a bunch of immobile, afk people takes skill. Getting a L1 enchanter to FGs requires an invis, a levitate, and a group in BnB to kill one bat that is in your way. It isn't hard.

You take things out of context guy - I said that I personally could train you just as well, if not better than you can train me. I'm a monk, would be impressive if you could actually train me. Even in that instance where you snuck by and trained DA with BnB, I derailed your train before it killed our raid. I think you got like 1 or 2 afkers before I got ahold of it and took it else where.

I'm just amazed that you think what you're doing is actually difficult - and even more so that there are people out there that agree with you. If I wanted to be a huge douche, I could do EXACTLY what you do in game - as well as you if not better. I honestly don't have that big of a problem with you, I just think it's ridiculous how you're so proud of a number of unimpressive everquest shenanigans.

Whatever, you can keep thinking you're awesome in EQ - I'm just fine with things as they are in the game.

[snifs]

Abacab = a decaying skeleton irl



Never forget that.

[Abacabb]

Whatever, you can keep thinking you're awesome in EQ - I'm just fine with things as they are in the game.


That's the thing I don't think I'm awesome bro, I train, I take a ban, I come back 2-3 months later, rinse and repeat. Only reason it's unimpressive now is because I've beaten that dead horse soo many times bro that a simple /who all abacab showing me running through NEK -> LS warrants a train inc, it's hardly unexpected anymore.

Training your AFKers is easy yes, wiping a whole raid of IB 20 strong is a bit harder but I've done it... Training Nagafen and CT/Draco on guilds without wiping or eating a DT took talent but I've done that too but that's before you guys would just sit in a zone for three days which takes the whole challenge out of it.

The reason I call it dick riding is because your guild as well as IB take more preventive measures on me alone than the other guild. You might not spam guild chat with "ZOMG ABACAB" but you're frantically smashing that SS key and running that fraps and talking to GM's the moment I grace your presence.

So it's just funny Loke, you treat me as a terrorist and make thousands of petitions against me in game, yet you really don't stop me. Hell, I didn't get banned last time until I did two things:

1. I told a few of your members "Neilyoung" was me but that's moot point

2. Ninja'd Nagafen right in front of Rogean while I knew he was there as I typed "LOL BAN ME"

The real point is this, I wage hell on your guild because they're a bunch of bluebie pussies that sit on spawns all day with the /petition on hotkey that are so paranoid they've got their fingers permapressed on the SS key and you can't solve any external issue without riding some GM's dick to get a ruling that would benefit your situation.

The day I see your guild intentionally train IB own up to it, brag about it on the forums, call the staff a bunch of "Fucking faggots" then go KS some Lguk mobs I'll salute you for being the baddest guild on the server.

[whitebandit]

Abacab = a decaying skeleton irl



Never forget that.

[BeelzeBob]

bro,
ZOMG ABACAB bluebie pussies that sit on some dick salute you for being the baddest

/salute

[Abacabb]

lol'd

[whitebandit]

my question is why does abacab live on a forum for a game hes not even allowed to play anymore, that is filled with people that you hate?>

[Loke]

First - I don't think I've seen you train CT w/o taking a death touch. I may be wrong and you used Dukat + pet to pull him, but I don't remember that happening. Secondly, you can't really train Naggy - so that didn't happen. Draco is more luck than anything (not getting feared) but again, remote pulling with a pet can help with that. Not seeing where the "talent" is.

I think you give yourself far too much credit - the only time you or Raren are brought up is when we happen to see one of you in zone and all that warrants is a heads up. Yes, we will take SSs and members might use fraps to provide GMs with the evidence we need to get you banned, because frankly the server is a better place without you. If you didn't act like a cock, maybe people wouldn't want you to get banned. For the record, I have never once submitted a petition about you.. don't get me wrong - I would if someone else didn't - but I haven't submitted 1, much less thousands.

As far as solving external issues without GMs - we are working on that. Honestly, DA has not submitted a petition (to my knowledge) regarding external issues with IB since I was made an officer. While what is going on between our guilds doesn't really concern you - let me just state that you know far less about how each guild operates than you think you do.

As for me acting like a big bag of dicks and training IB and bragging about it, then for some reason attacking the server staff - chance are you're not going to see that because... that just doesn't even make sense. Do you even think before you type things? What purpose would any of those serve aside from making me look like a dick and getting me banned?

[mitic]

I WANT GM POWERS YO!

youre still playin on the server, so thats gm powers enuf for u

[Aadill]

Sup Abacab! As stated earlier, the majority of the people in private channels are probably there because they choose to be. I know that for our guild, the channel is private and people join as a recommendation. I hope that the rest of the "public mumblers" in our channel will venture forth at times when they feel it is appropriate to do so, whether it is due to their own scheduling and wish to interact with others or when they are not needed for private discussions.

Last night Swishahouse actually contacted me to tell me all of his friends are hiding so I yelled at people to stop being social recluses... ironically, Swishahouse never said hello to me when I was saying HEY SWISHASWISH...heh.

I can understand your concern but the genuine need for private channels is that so people don't randomly pop in and start bugging people. It's a shame if no ops are available to boot them back out, so it makes much more sense to just keep it locked. Rogean was nice enough to setup a new server that can support a large number of people because he is cool like that and we are utilizing it. There are a lot of public channels and I know a few members were putzing around in them last night. Hopefully the dynamic of the new mumble server will maintain the same level of splendor as it did before <3

[Aadill]

Last night Swishahouse actually contacted me to tell me all of his friends are hiding so I yelled at people to stop being social recluses... ironically, Swishahouse never said hello to me when I was saying HEY SWISHASWISH...heh.

PS I'm callin you out, Swish. :mad:

[Loke]

Apping to DA is like pissing in the public pool


Also Aba, you've app'd to us at least twice that I can remember (once as Abacab and once as Dukat). Just throwing that out there.

[Remiel]

Also Aba, you've app'd to us at least twice that I can remember (once as Abacab and once as Dukat). Just throwing that out there.



owned!

[Stickyfingers]

Why do you think I don't go on mumble anymore?

[darkblade717]

Why do you think I don't go on mumble anymore?

Because Abafag is an obnoxious jackass that really should just go kill himself and his parents?

[frefaln]

^ yeah, you don't have issues though.... /eyeroll

[Abacabb]

Also Aba, you've app'd to us at least twice that I can remember (once as Abacab and once as Dukat). Just throwing that out there.

Did you even read the apps?

"Why should you join DA?"

Abacab: Cause I'm ballin' bitch

[Abacabb]

First - I don't think I've seen you train CT w/o taking a death touch. I may be wrong and you used Dukat + pet to pull him, but I don't remember that happening. Secondly, you can't really train Naggy - so that didn't happen. Draco is more luck than anything (not getting feared) but again, remote pulling with a pet can help with that. Not seeing where the "talent" is.

I think you give yourself far too much credit - the only time you or Raren are brought up is when we happen to see one of you in zone and all that warrants is a heads up. Yes, we will take SSs and members might use fraps to provide GMs with the evidence we need to get you banned, because frankly the server is a better place without you. If you didn't act like a cock, maybe people wouldn't want you to get banned. For the record, I have never once submitted a petition about you.. don't get me wrong - I would if someone else didn't - but I haven't submitted 1, much less thousands.

As far as solving external issues without GMs - we are working on that. Honestly, DA has not submitted a petition (to my knowledge) regarding external issues with IB since I was made an officer. While what is going on between our guilds doesn't really concern you - let me just state that you know far less about how each guild operates than you think you do.

As for me acting like a big bag of dicks and training IB and bragging about it, then for some reason attacking the server staff - chance are you're not going to see that because... that just doesn't even make sense. Do you even think before you type things? What purpose would any of those serve aside from making me look like a dick and getting me banned?


How to train Nagafen:

When a monk is feigned /afk in naggy's room pull nagafen over him cause the AoE fear will run him down the hall into a raid force. (Doesn't work anymore cause he is leashed for your pleasure)

As for CT/Draco pulling I've done that on Abacab and if you don't remember pulling draco to your raid ask Abraham or Evorix, as for CT hit his pets yo.

[Abacabb]

oh and P.S

When I talk about external issues, I'm talking about me bro... You can't just take a train and wipe and go home for the evening? I'm playing CoD:MW2 as we speak and even though I'm phase killing and people are raging at me they aren't calling server stadd to stop me yo.

[HippoNipple]

Abacab,

Lol I have never heard of someone being such a full time competent jackass. Usually jackasses are really young and upset or just ignorant people that get angry they aren't as good as others at the game.

Its funny to see someone actually strategically dedicate all of their gamer time towards being an ass that no one likes.

Sounds like you just have a big chip on your shoulder that you are too much of a puss to deal with in real life. Either way, game on bro, everyone needs a nemesis and it sounds like you provide that for a lot of people.

[Abacabb]

staff*

[Abacabb]

Abacab,

Lol I have never heard of someone being such a full time competent jackass. Usually jackasses are really young and upset or just ignorant people that get angry they aren't as good as others at the game.

Its funny to see someone actually strategically dedicate all of their gamer time towards being an ass that no one likes.

Sounds like you just have a big chip on your shoulder that you are too much of a puss to deal with in real life. Either way, game on bro, everyone needs a nemesis and it sounds like you provide that for a lot of people.

I'm roleplaying chaotic evil

[Loke]

"Why should you join DA?"

Abacab: Cause I'm ballin' bitch

hrmmm....


Why do you want to join Dark Ascension?
I'm looking for a pro guild that knows pro raiding


Yes, I did read them... we save most applications.

[Loke]

oh and P.S

When I talk about external issues, I'm talking about me bro... You can't just take a train and wipe and go home for the evening? I'm playing CoD:MW2 as we speak and even though I'm phase killing and people are raging at me they aren't calling server stadd to stop me yo.

That is just ridiculous. That is like saying that if a girl is raped she shouldn't call the cops and just accept that she was raped and leave it at that. Like I said before, you're either ridiculously dense or intentionally ignorant.

[xorbier]

Owned.

[darkblade717]

oh and P.S
I'm fucking terrible at every game I touch, so I have to either cheat or just harass people to get attention. Also, my dad used to fuck me when i was little.

Fixed.

[yaaaflow]

what's phase killing? teach me how to cheat in mw2

[Abacabb]

you're either ridiculously dense or intentionally ignorant.

Your call broseph

[Abacabb]

That is just ridiculous. That is like saying that if a girl is raped she shouldn't call the cops and just accept that she was raped and leave it at that.

Getting griefed in a video game =/= rape, no matter how much you liken to it. You're complaining that I'm using ignorant statements yet you're the one making gross overstatements.

Whats next bro? Camp stealing is equivalent to genocide?

[Loke]

Exaggeration for emphasis guy. I am comparing them only in regard to your ridiculous expectation of indifference when a person is wronged by another.

[Swishahouse]

I just put the emPHAsis on the wrong syLABle

[Abacabb]

Exaggeration for emphasis guy. I am comparing them only in regard to your ridiculous expectation of indifference when a person is wronged by another.

I see the error of my ways, by stopping you from chugging that protein shake to wash down that fifth double down I'm actually causing you harm.... People deserve the right to sit on their ass 72 hours straight to camp some pixels.

If you consider losing a NPC in a video game as being "wronged" I can only see massive amounts of hilarity when you start imposing your morality in public.


"YO PICK THAT CIGARETTE BUTT UP, YOU'RE WRONGING ME MAAN"

[Remiel]

Loke can you post his actual full app to DA here? lol

[Abacabb]

Loke can you post his actual full app to DA here? lol

Lol they were pretty funny I will admit

[Loke]

I see the error of my ways, by stopping you from chugging that protein shake to wash down that fifth double down I'm actually causing you harm.... People deserve the right to sit on their ass 72 hours straight to camp some pixels.

If you consider losing a NPC in a video game as being "wronged" I can only see massive amounts of hilarity when you start imposing your morality in public.


"YO PICK THAT CIGARETTE BUTT UP, YOU'RE WRONGING ME MAAN"

The first portion of this doesn't really make sense to me - so I really don't know how to respond. Nothing in that section really relates to anything that was being discussed in this thread... so umm, yea.

As for the second portion - it is not about NPCs, it is about you harassing other players and breaking server rules. Training has been deemed an unacceptable act by both the staff and community of this server - so you training people on this server is indeed and example of you wronging them. You're not even arguing the right topics here guy.

As for people tossing their cigarette butts, I think they're inconsiderate and definitely don't condone people shitting up the environment.

[Aadill]

As for people tossing their cigarette butts, I think they're inconsiderate and definitely don't condone people shitting up the environment.

Gum on sidewalks is gross, as well. :(

[Bloodshot]

The first portion of this doesn't really make sense to me - so I really don't know how to respond. Nothing in that section really relates to anything that was being discussed in this thread... so umm, yea.

As for the second portion - it is not about NPCs, it is about you harassing other players and breaking server rules. Training has been deemed an unacceptable act by both the staff and community of this server - so you training people on this server is indeed and example of you wronging them. You're not even arguing the right topics here guy.

As for people tossing their cigarette butts, I think they're inconsiderate and definitely don't condone people shitting up the environment.

I cant help but think you are trying way to hard.....I feel bad for someone who feels they have to acknowledge every question and or sentence thrown their way. Guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks, all you gota do is set um down.

[Loke]

I thrive on your pity. Also, what you said was retarded... but mostly the pity thing.

[Bloodshot]

Retarded in your eyes cause it was directed towards you? How fucking ironic.

[Loke]

No, because:

You said I am trying to hard. My goal is to convey my opinion, and influence others that my opinion is correct. Thus, by organizing my replies (i.e. "trying to hard") I more clearly and concisely communicate my viewpoint with people reading my post.

Furthermore, as this thread and forums in general are discussions or debates about certain topics - your implication that I am some how wrong in addressing every aspect of his post is just silly. I was never on a debate team or anything - but I'm pretty sure it is frowned upon to just completely ignore topics. Regardless, it goes back to clearly conveying my message - if I just jump around or don't address certain subjects I don't do a very good job of that.

Finally, you break out that little adage about guilt that doesn't relate at all. How does him training people on the server equate to me carrying around a bunch of guilt? Now, if you had changed it to some how insinuate that I need to drop the issue and am obsessing over it, then I would at least give you credit for making sense (although still disagree with you). Maybe that was your intention - but it doesn't change the fact that as is, what you posted was as I previously stated - retarded.

AND this is why I address every issue the first time as opposed to just typing things along the lines of...

I thrive on your pity. Also, what you said was retarded... but mostly the pity thing.

...because when I don't people fail to understand what I'm trying to say and they retort with posts like...

Retarded in your eyes cause it was directed towards you? How fucking ironic.

So yea...

[dallammarr]

An opinion is like an ass, everyone has one. That is all.

[Waedawen]

No, because:

You said I am trying to hard. My goal is to convey my opinion, and influence others that my opinion is correct. Thus, by organizing my replies (i.e. "trying to hard") I more clearly and concisely communicate my viewpoint with people reading my post.

Furthermore, as this thread and forums in general are discussions or debates about certain topics - your implication that I am some how wrong in addressing every aspect of his post is just silly. I was never on a debate team or anything - but I'm pretty sure it is frowned upon to just completely ignore topics. Regardless, it goes back to clearly conveying my message - if I just jump around or don't address certain subjects I don't do a very good job of that.

Finally, you break out that little adage about guilt that doesn't relate at all. How does him training people on the server equate to me carrying around a bunch of guilt? Now, if you had changed it to some how insinuate that I need to drop the issue and am obsessing over it, then I would at least give you credit for making sense (although still disagree with you). Maybe that was your intention - but it doesn't change the fact that as is, what you posted was as I previously stated - retarded.

AND this is why I address every issue the first time as opposed to just typing things along the lines of...



...because when I don't people fail to understand what I'm trying to say and they retort with posts like...



So yea...

tl;dr

what a jackass

[OngorDrakan]

This thread is so stupid.

[darkblade717]

This thread is so stupid.

All of his fucking threads are.

[Abacabb]

All of his fucking threads are.

I love how you ride my dick bro

Every thread I make, every comment I post you just have to reply... To be honest I'd take your comments more seriously if you didn't write them with some sheepish grin across your face as you continuously click my theads

and as much as you want it this isn't going to happen:

http://www.freewebs.com/wildboys/guys%20kissing.jpg

[YendorLootmonkey]

I am still waiting for how to phase kill in MW2.

[Abacabb]

I am still waiting for how to phase kill in MW2.

Use a lag switch to "phase" your character, which the actual node where your character is standing isn't where you show up on another persons HUD

[Phallax]

I am still waiting for how to phase kill in MW2.

Im half temped to take Abafag off ignore to see what kind of shit he thinks he knows what hes talking about now.

It doesnt surprised me one bit that he has to cheat at MW2 to win too. Probably one of those pathetic kids with a modded box, no doubt.

[KingKoopa]

Phallax biggest troll on these forums imo

[Phallax]

Phallax biggest troll on these forums imo

I think youre confused on what trolling is.

[h0tr0d (shaere)]

I got accused for trolling for posting in the forum under my real name... lol

[Auvdar]

Why do Abacabb and Phallax remind me of this all the time?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/posted.php?id=100000073353623&start=40&hash=6eff01574eadbb465a318cf3d3ff923f

[Auvdar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNX1qWxRhpo&feature=player_embedded

Way to drunk to be copy and pasting :(

[Auvdar]

btw, Colt 45 and Mickeys is horrible booze :(

[Spud]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNX1qWxRhpo&feature=player_embedded

Way to drunk to be copy and pasting :(

I have been enlightened

[Abacabb]

Why do Abacabb and Phallax remind me of this all the time?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/posted.php?id=100000073353623&start=40&hash=6eff01574eadbb465a318cf3d3ff923f

that your GF bro?

[Auvdar]

don't hate!!!!!

[Swishahouse]

PS I'm callin you out, Swish. :mad:

i prolly went afk u know id never ignore a brew