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John2020
10-09-2013, 08:34 PM
I look at the body of the dead McMuffinand and a tear drops down from my face. I tell him I hope your happy now McMuffin I really did not want it to come to this one day. I have been on adventures all over the world. I have taken journeys far away lands more lavish then you can ever dream of. And yet here I stand in the snow looking right at his dead face. Goodbye mcMuffin. I hope your happy. I will never forget you my friend. Matybe in another live we are brothers but not here in our world Mcmuffin.


I take his body and I make a wish. I take out my knife and I skin his body clean off the bone. I have the McMuffin skin with me and i put it in my mouth and start chewing and pretend it is bubble gum and blow a bubble. I hop in the bubble and take a balloon ride all over the world singing autographs. Who are you? I am John2020 the Mcmuffin man. A man named mcmuffin tried to ks me so now I am riding in his balloon skin.

Hasbinbad
10-09-2013, 09:00 PM
you give hand jobs to dogs.

Swish
10-10-2013, 12:22 PM
Is this HBB under a pen name?