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runlvlzero

10-02-2013, 09:51 PM

I once had a happy ending with a petite sexy Asian chick, she even told me I was good and nice guy. Nothing to do with your guild on blue though.

Estolcles

10-02-2013, 10:06 PM

I once had a happy ending with a petite sexy Asian chick, she even told me I was good and nice guy. Nothing to do with your guild on blue though.

I wish I could have a happy ending with a petite sexy Asian chick. Hell, I wish I could have a petite sexy Asian chick. Or a petite Asian chick. Or at the bare minimum, a petite chick.

Almost every chick I've been with has weighed more than me (160+). The only time I've been with a petite chick is the times I've gotten with my F.W.B. tranny porn star friend (Alhena Adams), so I dunno if most of y'all would count that.

quido

10-02-2013, 10:12 PM

Being a registered massage therapist in real life, I was in this guild on my shadowknight for a time.

runlvlzero

10-02-2013, 11:07 PM

I wish I could have a happy ending with a petite sexy Asian chick. Hell, I wish I could have a petite sexy Asian chick. Or a petite Asian chick. Or at the bare minimum, a petite chick.

Almost every chick I've been with has weighed more than me (160+). The only time I've been with a petite chick is the times I've gotten with my F.W.B. tranny porn star friend (Alhena Adams), so I dunno if most of y'all would count that.

It was only once. And it was sad cause there's no way in hell I could have married her and she would never have settled down :P

But it was great and I do not lament the chance haha.

P.S. 160-180 is not bad unless the person is like 5'1'' 160 is pretty light. I had a tall gf that was probably 170 and she was hot.

runlvlzero

10-02-2013, 11:08 PM

I don't want to marry chicks now anyway. XD But I just thought I would throw that little tidbit out there.

Sidelle

10-02-2013, 11:35 PM

Omg so racist. I mention happy endings and you guys start telling stories about your sexual escapades with asian chicks. Shame on you!

=)

aowen

10-02-2013, 11:37 PM

This thread took a very strange turn

Estolcles

10-02-2013, 11:41 PM

Omg so racist. I mention happy endings and you guys start telling stories about your sexual escapades with asian chicks. Shame on you!

=)

Or lack of sexual escapades with Asian chicks. :p

Tanthallas

10-03-2013, 12:25 AM

So much potential.

RIP

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 12:34 AM

Whats better a happy ending or a happy meal XD.... *evil grin*

Vosooth316

10-03-2013, 02:15 AM

I once had a happy ending with a petite sexy Asian chick, she even told me I was good and nice guy. Nothing to do with your guild on blue though.

me too, 100$ in Providence, RI. asian massage parlor ftw

Ahldagor

10-03-2013, 01:17 PM

http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_IN-CHINA-Happy-meal-also-has-a-happy-ending.-_135179259389.jpg

Champion_Standing

10-03-2013, 02:00 PM

Hasbinbad

10-03-2013, 02:12 PM

thats actually a pretty good loot system ..
alternatively, you could do the same thing with dkp bids (after at least 1 dkp had been distributed).

ThisIs

10-03-2013, 02:52 PM

I don't want to marry chicks now anyway. XD But I just thought I would throw that little tidbit out there.

with that avatar and your constant, trying too hard personality, you won't have to worry about any girl marrying you. : )

Champion_Standing

10-03-2013, 02:54 PM

with that avatar and your constant, trying too hard personality, you won't have to worry about any girl marrying you. : )

Anime avatar always a deal breaker.

Orruar

10-03-2013, 03:58 PM

with that avatar and your constant, trying too hard personality, you won't have to worry about any girl marrying you. : )

Aww shit.. nerd on forum claims other nerd on forum can't get the girls.

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 04:42 PM

I have never fucked a girl over 130 lbs. Fat chicks are fucking disgusting.

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 04:45 PM

with that avatar and your constant, trying too hard personality, you won't have to worry about any girl marrying you. : )

Oh snap. Nerd on the forum not offended.

God. I want to get in a giant killer robot like Mechwarrior three and march all over the place nuking stuff. Marriage REALLY low priority for me =)

Ahldagor

10-03-2013, 04:45 PM

I have never fucked a girl over 130 lbs. Fat chicks are fucking disgusting.

the jiggle

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 04:46 PM

I have never fucked a girl over 130 lbs. Fat chicks are fucking disgusting.

I haven't met many people under 130lb, where do you live in midget land?

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 04:58 PM

I haven't met many people under 130lb, where do you live in midget land?

Oklahoma City is full of sexy ass bitches.

Recycled Children

10-03-2013, 05:03 PM

I have never fucked a girl over 130 lbs. Fat chicks are fucking disgusting.

When did 130 qualify as fat? I'm pretty sure this post should have read "I have never fucked a girl." Curves > sticks any day.

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 05:09 PM

When did 130 qualify as fat? I'm pretty sure this post should have read "I have never fucked a girl." Curves > sticks any day.

I didn't say curves weren't sexy. Just fat chicks aren't. I like short girls, my baby momma is 5'1, she is 120 ish and she has some sexy ass curves. Fat on the other hand is just nasty. I mean have you ever seen a fat vagina? Like what the fuck happened to that clam? *shudders*

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 05:13 PM

I am not saying I wouldn't smash the fuck out of someone who weighs more than that, but, and this is a huge but, she would have to be grown into her weight. Like a tall amazonian bitch with some nice thick volley ball player legs. That would be fine.

Most women are short though, at least that I notice, and that 140+ shit is a no fucking go.

ThisIs

10-03-2013, 05:36 PM

Oh snap. Nerd on the forum not offended.

God. I want to get in a giant killer robot like Mechwarrior three and march all over the place nuking stuff. Marriage REALLY low priority for me =)

http://images.wikia.com/meme/images/archive/9/91/20110826191843!4char-forever-alone-guy-high-resolution.png

Orruar

10-03-2013, 05:39 PM

When did 130 qualify as fat? I'm pretty sure this post should have read "I have never fucked a girl." Curves > sticks any day.

I think the problem is that this guy believes girls when they tell him what they weigh. Or he's hanging out in Oz with midgets. 5'9 or 5'10 and 150 is nowhere near fat. Or he has an insane notion of what fat is.

For instance, here's a girl that is 5'10" and 155lb. Totally too fat to consider fucking.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/uploadedPhotos/39000/39776-1.jpg

Orruar

10-03-2013, 05:43 PM

And everyone should hit a milf (35-40) at least once while they're still young. It's an experience. Most of them will be a little overweight, but you can be choosy so you're not diving into folds of fat or anything. Something like 5'9 170 is pretty natural.

Recycled Children

10-03-2013, 05:49 PM

I think most men have pretty unreal standards when it comes to women. Like they feel entitled to the prettiest girls when they aren't bringing much to the table in looks.

I highly recommend fellatio from a thick girl. It's unfucking real.

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 06:02 PM

I think the problem is that this guy believes girls when they tell him what they weigh. Or he's hanging out in Oz with midgets. 5'9 or 5'10 and 150 is nowhere near fat. Or he has an insane notion of what fat is.

For instance, here's a girl that is 5'10" and 155lb. Totally too fat to consider fucking.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/uploadedPhotos/39000/39776-1.jpg

Post her on scale that says 155, because I don't believe that shit for one second.

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 06:25 PM

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 06:25 PM

http://images.wikia.com/meme/images/archive/9/91/20110826191843!4char-forever-alone-guy-high-resolution.png

Those are tears of joy. He smilin.

Orruar

10-03-2013, 06:40 PM

Post her on scale that says 155, because I don't believe that shit for one second.

Are you suggesting she's the first woman in the world to lie about weighing more than she actually does?

Got the pic from here:
http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-33760-body-shape.htm?StartAt=10#.Uk3xwoZZj7E

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 06:42 PM

Are you suggesting she's the first woman in the world to lie about weighing more than she actually does?

Got the pic from here:
http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-33760-body-shape.htm?StartAt=10#.Uk3xwoZZj7E

The internetz always tellz the truths

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 06:43 PM

The internetz always tellz the truths

In a roundabout way the hivemind consensus is as close to the truth as the human race could hope to come in this day and age.

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 06:51 PM

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37237016.jpg

Orruar

10-03-2013, 07:00 PM

The internetz always tellz the truths

Yeah, and chicks claim to be heavier than they actually are. Happens all the time.

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 07:02 PM

You have to objectively look at the internet in an unbiased way.

Satrulsis

10-03-2013, 07:18 PM

Tbh she looks 165. I'm 170 and 5'11 and we look similar in size.

Skittlez

10-03-2013, 07:49 PM

Tbh she looks 165. I'm 170 and 5'11 and we look similar in size.

Holy shit. You are as big as a fucking man. Muscle mass is not sexy on women.

ThisIs

10-03-2013, 08:19 PM

You have to objectively look at the internet in an unbiased way.

>objectively look at... in an unbiased way

You are beyond dumb.

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 08:24 PM

>objectively look at... in an unbiased way

You are beyond dumb.

mwhahahahaha yoda can figure it out Y cant you

Look not with bias

May the objectivity be with you.

Orruar

10-03-2013, 09:31 PM

Holy shit. You are as big as a fucking man. Muscle mass is not sexy on women.

Or she has big tits. And some muscles (not overboard) on a woman are most certainly sexy. Of course, I wouldn't expect anyone who refers to the mother of their child as a "baby momma" would have much in the way of refined taste when it comes to women.

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 09:39 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc54b118364b861ec1e3f48db07155a6/tumblr_mmzm8wHg8D1s2o7rto1_1280.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c3aa19d4a7c25f265bad9eaff1500db3/tumblr_mp4mtfT5JN1s1512fo3_1280.jpg

http://krivstudiosblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/akane02.jpg

There's nothing wrong with masculine phenotypes on woman. All beautiful IMO.

Orruar

10-03-2013, 11:08 PM

I dunno. I prefer a chick has breasts, not pecs.

runlvlzero

10-03-2013, 11:29 PM

I really like the bottom one. 10/10 for muslechick. IMO.

Skittlez

10-04-2013, 12:06 AM

*bleh*

runlvlzero

10-04-2013, 12:17 AM

*bleh*

I definitely don't hold it against you. Cause I've been trolled for my preferences to many times. I just meant to illustrate what I liked in that regard.

Servellious

10-04-2013, 12:31 AM

The chick on top looks like she can suck the chrome off a bumper

Satrulsis

10-04-2013, 01:16 AM

Holy shit. You are as big as a fucking man. Muscle mass is not sexy on women.

Woah woah woah. Just because you saved me last night in Kurns tower with the lay on hands does not mean I'm a female IRL

Skittlez

10-04-2013, 02:55 AM

Woah woah woah. Just because you saved me last night in Kurns tower with the lay on hands does not mean I'm a female IRL

Lolol. :D

Oops. :rolleyes:

FoxxHound

10-04-2013, 03:41 AM

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/b1/a5/3c/b1a53c5ae90bd8d05d082c0b52117d49.jpg

Skittlez

10-04-2013, 03:50 AM

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/b1/a5/3c/b1a53c5ae90bd8d05d082c0b52117d49.jpg

I would throatfuck the shit outta this bitch, but it would be in spite more than anything.

runlvlzero

10-04-2013, 04:25 AM

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/b1/a5/3c/b1a53c5ae90bd8d05d082c0b52117d49.jpg

Would let her wrestle me down and take me with a strapon. =)

Satrulsis

10-04-2013, 05:03 AM

That's just too much..

Skittlez

10-04-2013, 05:04 AM

Yeah I don't like things in my butt.

FoxxHound

10-04-2013, 07:19 AM

I had a gf who looked similar to Dana. Not quite as bulky/big but fairly decent sized, and incredibly ripped/toned. Short black messy hair, and tall. She played sports, and was just fucking drool worthy. I don't think I'll ever get that lucky again. She was actually the one that got me into FPS games too lol.

Hasbinbad

10-04-2013, 12:05 PM

I highly recommend fellatio from a thick girl.
We finally agree on something.

Hasbinbad

10-04-2013, 12:06 PM

Would let her wrestle me down and take me with a strapon. =)
You'd let anything with a pulse plunder your browneye with a strapon. Don't act like you have standards.

runlvlzero

10-04-2013, 04:58 PM

You'd let anything with a pulse plunder your browneye with a strapon. Don't act like you have standards.

nah nah, I wouldn't let hastley anywhere near me with a strapon.

Or you for that matter. XD