Who should I put on the alpha male pole?

[runlvlzero]

Cause you know we have a bunch of alpha's up in here who think they can take #1 spot as alpha.

[runlvlzero]

***Poll i'm retarded.

[Sidelle]

***Poll i'm retarded.

I'd rather see a "hottest RnF guy" poll but I realize there would be problems with that. (1) too few women to vote on hotness, and (2) too many alpha males types here who would ruin it!

[runlvlzero]

I'd rather see a "hottest RnF guy" poll but I realize there would be problems with that. (1) too few women to vote on hotness, and (2) too many alpha males types here who would ruin it!

I'd be down with a RnF hottest guy.

[Estolcles]

I'm up for it only because it'd be in all fairness.

Only thing is I know I'd lose. :P

[runlvlzero]

I need write ins I have a short term memory. Unless you want to do it hastley )

[runlvlzero]

OMG fruedian slip LOLZ - Estolcles hahahahaha

[runlvlzero]

I was smilin hard as hell fondly remembering the lulz to be had when I typed that.

[Lune]

http://i.imgur.com/rEWEmQA.jpg

[Lune]

noooooo why is the color different

[runlvlzero]

=/

[Lune]

http://i.imgur.com/tEaIvgf.jpg

there we go, carry on

[Raavak]

Cause you know we have a bunch of alpha's up in here who think they can take #1 spot as alpha.If you have to ask your name better not appear on the poll.

[Hastley]

Gays can not be the alpha male. They are the ones condemned by The Lord Jesus Christ to not spread their seed and not produce offspring with the genetically superior females of the species


In Jesus name I pray for their salvation though

[Champion_Standing]

Gays can not be the alpha male. They are the ones condemned by The Lord Jesus Christ to not spread their seed and not produce offspring with the genetically superior females of the species


In Jesus name I pray for their salvation though

I support this.

[runlvlzero]

Hehe, I gave up on this idea. I was hoping I would instigate someone else to do it. Lazyness to I'm sure you could chastise me about my laziness.

And your pretty right Raavak. I agree. True alpha males know a lot about individual personalities and can name them.

[runlvlzero]

I'm def a beta. With the potential to alpha it when all the other idiots are having anxiety and I'm like psssh...

[Recycled Children]

I vote katrik, no joke. I like the way he conducts himself in RnF. Given grief and zero fucks given. It might not mean much but you've won my respect and I revoke any previous statements made about you in the name of trolling.

[Recycled Children]

That doesn't mean I want to see your dick though. It's sad that I even have to say that but with the way this forum operates I gotta cover my ground.

[runlvlzero]

Def Katrik and probably would get my vote cause 0 fucks given and shared pix :p

Hasbinbad, Estolcles, Tiggles, Smites, Recycled Children, Alawen. (sorry mr mudkips stinkum way more original than u)

TBH... list should be short... like the top contenders like Estolcles other list was.

[Hastley]

Def Katrik and probably would get my vote cause 0 fucks given and shared pix :p

Hasbinbad, Estolcles, Tiggles, Smites, Recycled Children, Alawen. (sorry mr mudkips stinkum way more original than u)

TBH... list should be short... like the top contenders like Estolcles other list was.

Lol none of those people are alpha

[Servellious]

Cause you know we have a bunch of alpha's up in here who think they can take #1 spot as alpha.

internetz alpha or RL alpha?

[runlvlzero]

Internets of course.

[runlvlzero]

I R irl alpha course thats no contest XD. People gtfo of my way and say sorry at the soda machine for making me wait 30 seconds.

[runlvlzero]

Lol none of those people are alpha

Sshhhhh play ALONG.

[Recycled Children]

IRL the amount of respect I garner from men with my beard is incredible.

[pharmakos]

"pole" is a pretty funny typo in context with the rest of the title

freudian slip?

[katrik]

I nominate myself as Alpha Tranny.

[Rellapse35]

Hasbinbad , Tiggles, Alawen.

If you think any of these faggots are Alpha's you're dumb as fuk


Stupid beta males in RL trying to make up for it on a elf emu forum

My sister could knock out each of these punks

[runlvlzero]

not serious poll as discussed 6 posts back Internets of course.

But yeah lols. I agree.

And Gaffin I'm putting you on the poll so u can take last place )

[runlvlzero]

Poll posted. Sorry if theres unconfirmed males.

[runlvlzero]

naw

if i show you ******s my abs you would want more pics.

i may be on the light weight side but im pretty ripped for my weight and height

There's more to being an alpha than ripped abs and good looks.

[Aviann]

A thread about me finally

[Rellapse35]

lol @ his poll only 1 dude comes even close to me


Katrik LOL A TRANNY
Rellapse ALPHA AS FUK
Tiggles FAT DUDE RUNNING ELF TWITCH
Gaffin Deeppockets LOL NO
Hasbinbad NURSE = NO ALPHA
Alawen LOLOLOL 50 YR OLD VIRGIN
Estolcles LIKES DUDES DICKS
Smitez ? DUNNO
r00t DATES TRALINA MORE ALPHA THAN HIM
Recycled Children CLOSE ONE
Hastley NOPE
Champion_Standing NO FUCKING CLUE WHO THIS IS

[runlvlzero]

I couldn't in good faith put myself on there Rellapse. So u may win. But would not be suprised if Katrik won. With you a close 2cnd.

[runlvlzero]

Also someone post how I'm putting Rellapse up on a pedastal he might fall off of if he fails to get our approval.

[runlvlzero]

And how psychologically damaging it could be to his entire gaming and internet persona.

[runlvlzero]

Use the big words for which I lack.

[Rellapse35]

And how psychologically damaging it could be to his entire gaming and internet persona.

NAW NAW

[Estolcles]

I

[Estolcles]

I have 2 votes. Probably all the ones I'm gonna get. :P

[katrik]

Lol winning

[radditsu]

Wtf. I guess I am too chill to be nominated. I vote for the shemale with the butthole to hate on thus entire poll.

[runlvlzero]

Wtf. I guess I am too chill to be nominated. I vote for the shemale with the butthole to hate on thus entire poll.

Damn, sorry Radditsu you way to chill, and just not celebrated. But you are #1 beta IMO. Always there supporting the alphas. They wouldn't make it with out you.

Your like Samwise or Legolas.

[radditsu]

Damn, sorry Radditsu you way to chill, and just not celebrated. But you are #1 beta IMO. Always there supporting the alphas. They wouldn't make it with out you.

Your like Samwise or Legolas.

Fuck you.

[Rellapse35]

Doesn't matter this forum is so infested with faggots.

A tranny would win hottest female,male and alpha female,male

[Rellapse35]

Sadly no http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/5/4/9/1/549135.jpg gets rid of them fast enough

[runlvlzero]

Doesn't matter this forum is so infested with faggots.

A tranny would win hottest female,male and alpha female,male

Do you sometimes feel hopeless XD

[radditsu]

Doesn't matter this forum is so infested with faggots.

A tranny would win hottest female,male and alpha female,male

Not one of your gifs has even come close to pootie tang.

[Rellapse35]

Not one of your gifs has even come close to pootie tang.

http://i.imgur.com/ibWFTrG.gif

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/106504d4f8d31aec5e.gif

[katrik]

Lol @ this thread

[radditsu]

I wish u would play red tanrin we could be bff's again

18 boxing on another server is too much fun. Gonna tangle w seru if I can get a spawn time soon/make a few bane weapons. I must be the only fucker who loved moon cats. Anally devestating ssra on the regular.

One char? My brain can't deal with that.

[radditsu]

http://i.imgur.com/ibWFTrG.gif

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/106504d4f8d31aec5e.gif

Dude I live in Mobile and I can give mad props to the pootie tang. Guess we are a bit more civilized on the coast.

[Rellapse35]

pootie tang aint even that funny

[radditsu]

pootie tang aint even that funny




http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RtCxvv8Y3Bs

[Rellapse35]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PcaRgFwnxI

[Recycled Children]

Rather than voting for no one I voted for everyone.

[runlvlzero]

Thats the best part of multiple choice polls ^

Also Katrik smokin it.

[radditsu]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NLIbv_J5E0M

[Hasbinbad]

http://i.imgur.com/S95Zpxl.png

[Rellapse35]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdsmuElafSY

[Rellapse35]

I am a ManNurse I have a woman's profession b/c I am beta

[Hasbinbad]

ty relly

[Rellapse35]

ty relly

It must suck to work around a bunch of hot nurses that you will never have a chance with every day of your life. That all think you're fat, unhealthy, retarded looking faggot.

No wonder you come to elf emu forum to let out your frustrations of being a beta

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/S95Zpxl.png

XD

And lol at pootie vids, def tops rellapse gifs, sorry

[Skittlez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PcaRgFwnxI

Here we go.

[radditsu]

It must suck to work around a bunch of hot nurses that you will never have a chance with every day of your life. That all think you're fat, unhealthy, retarded looking faggot.

No wonder you come to elf emu forum to let out your frustrations of being a beta

Weak troll.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Di7gIpuIVE3k

[Recycled Children]

A MURSE!!!???? OMFG!

[radditsu]

You know hbb pulls down that peta, dreadlocked, hippie puss like nobody's business. He is the king of smelly scooch island.

[runlvlzero]

You know hbb pulls down that peta, dreadlocked, hippie puss like nobody's business. He is the king of smelly scooch island.

radditsu shoulda been on poll

[radditsu]

radditsu shoulda been on poll

You woke a slumbering beast.

[Recycled Children]

You know hbb pulls down that peta, dreadlocked, hippie puss like nobody's business. He is the king of smelly scooch island.

He doesn't pull down shit that's why he's a feminist. He's becoming one of them in a desperate attempt for sex but little does he know women want a man.

[goshozal]

Also a beta murse. I know that feel, bro. They hate until they have some embarrassing rash looked at.

*mursebrofist*

[katrik]

He doesn't pull down shit that's why he's a feminist. He's becoming one of them in a desperate attempt for sex but little does he know women want a man.

I can agree with that. Manly men are what I go for =}

[runlvlzero]

I can agree with that. Manly men are what I go for =}

At least I know I will probably never have a chance, Even though I've gotten way more masculine with age.

[runlvlzero]

alpha internets means beta irl

so everyone that posted above me

Gamma internets ^

[Hastley]

IRL the amount of respect I garner from men with my beard is incredible.

Bad news buddy at night they are trannies that secretly want to stick you with their "girlcocks"

[Hastley]

naw

if i show you ******s my abs you would want more pics.

i may be on the light weight side but im pretty ripped for my weight and height

Confirmed Manlet with napoleon complex

[katrik]

Bad news buddy at night they are trannies that secretly want to stick you with their "girlcocks"

Hot

[Samoht]

Lol none of those people are alpha

lol, yeah, distinct lack of alphas on this list

Katrik - can a bottom be an alpha?
Rellapse - might win by default considering the other choices
Tiggles - i've had a voice deeper than his since i was 5
Gaffin Deeppockets - proven he can't be alpha after having to change his identity 3 times now
Hasbinbad - just regurgitates everything like a lemming
Alawen - nobody
Estolcles - likes theater too much... lol wrestling.
Smitez - nobody
r00t - settled for shanna
Recycled Children - tries too hard to impress random people on a 14 year old elf simulator forum
Hastley - some random redneck bible thumper
Champion_Standing - who the fuck is this

[Recycled Children]

Bad news buddy at night they are trannies that secretly want to stick you with their "girlcocks"

I like the attention.

[runlvlzero]

TBH though, what would you guys say about me if I had put my name on the poll?

I want to be a bullet point with a short summary of my entire id.

[runlvlzero]

Could you guys even sum it up in a post? I mean yah you could take hastleys cop out and just scream faggot ignorantly. But...

[Sidelle]

I can agree with that. Manly men are what I go for =}

Giggity. Me too.

[Hastley]

Could you guys even sum it up in a post? I mean yah you could take hastleys cop out and just scream faggot ignorantly. But...

You're a little bitch. That's why you don't deserve to be on the list

[Sidelle]

lol, yeah, distinct lack of alphas on this list

Katrik - can a bottom be an alpha?
Rellapse - might win by default considering the other choices
Tiggles - i've had a voice deeper than his since i was 5
Gaffin Deeppockets - proven he can't be alpha after having to change his identity 3 times now
Hasbinbad - just regurgitates everything like a lemming
Alawen - nobody
Estolcles - likes theater too much... lol wrestling.
Smitez - nobody
r00t - settled for shanna
Recycled Children - tries too hard to impress random people on a 14 year old elf simulator forum
Hastley - some random redneck bible thumper
Champion_Standing - who the fuck is this

Lol I am actually thinking of voting for Rellapse for this poll and it's a wtf moment for me. We used to kinda hate on each other but he grew on me for some reason.

[pharmakos]

TBH though, what would you guys say about me if I had put my name on the poll?

I want to be a bullet point with a short summary of my entire id.

if you had believed in yourself enough to put yourself on the poll, then you might qualify as alpha

being too timid to nominate yourself as an alpha candidate means you must not be an alpha

[runlvlzero]

if you had believed in yourself enough to put yourself on the poll, then you might qualify as alpha

being too timid to nominate yourself as an alpha candidate means you must not be an alpha

A valid line of reasoning. But in my defense I was being gracious.

Egotistical for sure. Maniacal maybe? Under the definition An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

But those aught to be A+ traits for an alpha LOL

[Ahldagor]

libertines like me get no consideration eh?

[Estolcles]

A valid line of reasoning. But in my defense I was being gracious.

Egotistical for sure. Maniacal maybe? Under the definition An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

But those aught to be A+ traits for an alpha LOL

If only you were maniacal, and was a "l33t" hacker.

[runlvlzero]

libertines like me get no consideration eh?

Pssst this is not a poll about real alphas. Internet alphas *cough* ;)

[runlvlzero]

Though I would treat someone like Katrik with a deal of respect IRLs. Not sure if I would follow blindly into a firefight.

But would listen to them on equal terms and respect their opinion probably. Definitely their authority if their position warranted it XD

[runlvlzero]

If only you were maniacal, and was a "l33t" hacker.

1'/\/\ 4B0U7 45 U|\|L337 45 j00Z 937...

[Estolcles]

Katrik's winning, I'm in a tie for 3rd place, and Hastley is still doing less numbers than me.

All is right with the world.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

***Poll i'm retarded.

no, yer just closeted

[susvain0362]

pretty ridiculous im not on it. i'd throw down with anyone around here

only confirmed challengers who would step to susvain;

relapse

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

not that there is anything wrong with that

[Estolcles]

no, yer just closeted

I'm pretty sure runlvl has made it pretty clear he left the closet a long time ago. :p

[Recycled Children]

Recycled Children - tries too hard to impress random people on a 14 year old elf simulator forum

I impress impressionable indigo idiots in isolated internet incidents.

[runlvlzero]

Yeah but I get were Sadre's coming from... its my brain messing with my words cause it... is u know thinking those things LOL

[pharmakos]

A valid line of reasoning. But in my defense I was being gracious.

Egotistical for sure. Maniacal maybe? Under the definition An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

But those aught to be A+ traits for an alpha LOL

"alpha"-ness does not necessarily follow logic or reason

we didn't make it to the top of the food chain by making sense. we did it by being ruthless.

[runlvlzero]

"alpha"-ness does not necessarily follow logic or reason

we didn't make it to the top of the food chain by making sense. we did it by being ruthless.

We have a winner here XD

Yeah, ruthlessness is pretty important for that. But also the ability to sway people without turning them against you and creating rebellion.

Silver tonguedness + ruthlessness.

[runlvlzero]

Logic and reason helps you understand how to manipulate people in ruthless ways.

[Recycled Children]

Hey! I got a vote.

[katrik]

Tranny confirmed alpha of RNF. Get mad.

[Sidelle]

Tranny confirmed alpha of RNF. Get mad.

Katrik's victory gif.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/surprise.gif

(Hope you know I'm just messin' around. Lol hugs)

[Hastley]

Katrik's victory gif.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/surprise.gif

(Hope you know I'm just messin' around. Lol hugs)

Your homophobia sickens me. All gays are not fairies

[gotrocks]

shutup hastley, that shit was hilarious

[Hastley]

shutup hastley, that shit was hilarious

I'm going to cut you some slack because you posted pics of your semi hot girlfriend . That said I can't trust your opinion you think trayvons Martin was a good person and that George Zimmerman was guilty

[gotrocks]

quit derailing or ill uncheck your little box in the poll

[katrik]

Katrik's victory gif.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/surprise.gif

(Hope you know I'm just messin' around. Lol hugs)

<3

[Sidelle]

quit derailing or ill uncheck your little box in the poll
Gotrocks, I'm having a techie problem, pls help. Check your private messages pls. ;)

[Ahldagor]

Pssst this is not a poll about real alphas. Internet alphas *cough* ;)

ah so the kids that take that nazi rhetoric to heart?

[pharmakos]

katrin is proud of being an alpha male?

you'd think that would be the ultimate failure for someone that wants to be a woman

[Estolcles]

ah so the kids that take that nazi rhetoric to heart?

Which one? I don't wanna kill any Jews or Gypsies.

Wouldn't mind stuffing some people in gas chambers, though...

[runlvlzero]

I dunno if any of these RnF posters are seriously deluded by Nazi propaganda. Not sure where your going with that.

[Hastley]

Which one? I don't wanna kill any Jews or Gypsies.

Wouldn't mind stuffing some people in gas chambers, though...

Should put all trannies and gays in an insane asylum

[runlvlzero]

Should put all trannies and gays in an insane asylum

Please head to the nearest Fema camp. I hear their looking for people to interrogate, brainwash, and MKultra to death.

[Hastley]

Please head to the nearest Fema camp. I hear their looking for people to interrogate, brainwash, and MKultra to death.

Please get help before you become a child molester

[Ahldagor]

I dunno if any of these RnF posters are seriously deluded by Nazi propaganda. Not sure where your going with that.

it's ingrained in western culture. just have to recognize it.

[runlvlzero]

it's ingrained in western culture. just have to recognize it.

I agree we borrowed our school system from Germany to some degree for instance. There are many similar elements to our culture and theirs.

But this thread is about light hearted silly competition. Not to weed out the weak and unfit or anything lol.

[Rellapse35]

Lol I am actually thinking of voting for Rellapse for this poll and it's a wtf moment for me. We used to kinda hate on each other but he grew on me for some reason.

<3 rdy to skype now?

[Rellapse35]

How the fuck am I tied with Tiggles only thing I have in common with a fat immersed twitch nerd is we both came out of a vagina. He was so much of a pussy he tried to crawl back in it.

[gotrocks]

i just tossed you another vote rellapse. go get'em pal.

[gotrocks]

btw katrik = bush/towerz option, so technically relapse/naez winning

[Azure]

I voted for everyone but hastley, because he's a huge raging faggot =/ mad at the world and instead he could be a gay butterfly. Or a hot cabana boy.

But nope.

[pharmakos]

if i wasn't so alpha i would actually be an option on this poll

[Ahldagor]

if i wasn't so alpha i would actually be an option on this poll

we should start a club

[pharmakos]

nah

[Ahldagor]

I agree we borrowed our school system from Germany to some degree for instance. There are many similar elements to our culture and theirs.

But this thread is about light hearted silly competition. Not to weed out the weak and unfit or anything lol.

want to check some really scary stuff then read up on how fascists in west germany tried to take over, politically, and compare it to the current day gop. good play called Herr Biedermann und die Brandstifter about it

[FoxxHound]

FoxxHound...

[runlvlzero]

FoxxHound...

I'm a bad bad bad beta =/

[Sgt1stClassPerkerwood]

I vote katrik, no joke. I like the way he conducts himself. zero fucks given. It might not mean much but you've won my respect.

I want to see your dick though. It's sad that I even have to say that but I gotta cover my ground.

[katrik]

LOL

[Recycled Children]

I got 5 votes. My detractors aren't even on this list. Samoht and SgtPerkerwood confirmed my bitches.

[Rellapse35]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0&feature=c4-overview&list=UU4cCjKsLJiYTZFnhROl7Ihg

[Recycled Children]

Isn't it pronounced dole-chee not dole-see?

[runlvlzero]

Katrik has more than double the votes of everyone else on avg.

[FoxxHound]

<--- Alpha as fuck

[Estolcles]

Still no last place! *Dances the way Butters would dance*

[Ahldagor]

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1381029610249.jpg

[Estolcles]

Still no last place! *Dances the way Butters would dance*

*not

[Estolcles]

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1381029610249.jpg

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1383360_10151618264016286_1722645570_n.jpg

[runlvlzero]

I wud

[Recycled Children]

http://www.iluvtoons.com/media/images/1/power-rangers-porn/power-rangers-porn-78171.jpg