Andre the Giant spoke at the UN

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Not really, but it would be cool if he did.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2661950/andre-the-giant-spanking-o.gif

[Estolcles]

Not really, but it would be cool if he did.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2661950/andre-the-giant-spanking-o.gif

He woulda been able to do it in 4 different languages at that, too.

[runlvlzero]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=red+haired+giants+two+rows+of+teeth

Lots of dig sites and ruins etc... where these guys have been found. But I cant find any good stuff on google. Lot of disinformation on the first few pages.

Anyone have links or citations to original research on these finds?

[Estolcles]

Well, I know for a fact Andre's remains were cremated, and his ashes spread across his farm in North Carolina in the cow field he kept because they didn't treat him weird or look at him differently because of his size/look.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

he was a mensch. doomed, prolly, but a real fellow. he had a liver the size of compact car.

[susvain0362]

He had to dump in the shower often at hotels. Toilets too small. True story

[Estolcles]

He had to dump in the shower often at hotels. Toilets too small. True story

This was specific to Japanese hotels.

The times he did it in american ones, it was because he thought it was funny.

Truer story.

[susvain0362]

Estolcles PLEASE tell me you have watched the new stone cold dvd? Bottom line on the greatest superstar of all-time? Its fucking amazing. One disc is like 2hours straight of his best promos. Wcw, ecw and wwf. Its so fucking great. I cant explain it in words. Its th gratest thing ever

[Ahldagor]

andre was a fine human being. sad he didn't live longer because he was just og chill.

[Estolcles]

It was good. I'm right this minute finishing the new Triple H one, which is awesome.

My favorites, though, are a toss up between "Brian Pillman: Loose Cannon", "Ric Flair: The Definitive Collection", and "For All Mankind: The Life and Career of Mick Foley".

If you want to step out of the mainstream, "Memphis Heat" is fucking awesome, as is "Heroes Of World Class". And I would be remiss if I didn't mention "Barbed Wire City: The Unauthorized Story of ECW".

[susvain0362]

Yea but you watch the disc with just promos? Its so fucking good

[Estolcles]

I prefer the documentaries. I rarely watch the matches discs. Not to mention with a lot of them, I've actually watched the matches on original airing OR when going through my 5TB of wrestling that I have chronologically ordered after years of collecting.

[susvain0362]

Dawg. Whos talking about matches? There is one disc with ONLY promos. Its amazing. No matches. Just promos and skits

[Estolcles]

Dawg. Whos talking about matches? There is one disc with ONLY promos. Its amazing. No matches. Just promos and skits

Hmm. Might have to go back and check it out.

[susvain0362]

Its seriously amazing. Starts out with the hollywood blondes talking shit to arn anderson and flair. Then to ecw austin making fun of bischoff (one of the best promos of all time). Then to wwf.

Even my friends who dont watch wrestling love stone cold because of these promos

[Estolcles]

Its seriously amazing. Starts out with the hollywood blondes talking shit to arn anderson and flair. Then to ecw austin making fun of bischoff (one of the best promos of all time). Then to wwf.

Even my friends who dont watch wrestling love stone cold because of these promos

Austin's greatest promo ever. EVER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRe9PAGfCw) (too bad for the "Evaluation Copy" watermark on the whole damn thing)

[Ahldagor]

Austin's greatest promo ever. EVER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRe9PAGfCw) (too bad for the "Evaluation Copy" watermark on the whole damn thing)

that was good. he talks like he has autism, but it sounds like he wanted to make ecw huge. did he start going bald and decide to shave his head? don't know a lot about wrestling's history

[susvain0362]

not even. the one where he imperonsates bischoff is the best. i had to fire the pyrotechnics guy! i faxed it to him!

[susvain0362]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44xa5wR_cD8

[Estolcles]

that was good. he talks like he has autism, but it sounds like he wanted to make ecw huge. did he start going bald and decide to shave his head? don't know a lot about wrestling's history

Yeah, he was already starting to go bald at that point, and decided when he jumped to WWF to go ahead and get rid of it all.

ECW is where the beginnings of the "Stone Cold" character really started to form. From his promos (like was in my link), to getting the ideas to drink beer in the ring (which he admits to stealing from ECW star The Sandman).

[Estolcles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44xa5wR_cD8

That was just Austin showing his range (and humor). It was funny, but just not as intense as the one I linked earlier.

ECW really blew the other promotions away when it came to guys cutting promos. From their presentation to execution, it was revolutionary.

For proof, here's another great promo. This one from Cactus Jack (he mentioned this one in his first book even):

Cane Dewey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KH9YiJ9DI)

[Ahldagor]

i've kinda always thought that most of those guys would be cool to chill with. not from a fan pov, but just as a guy wanting to chill and shoot the shit

[Estolcles]

i've kinda always thought that most of those guys would be cool to chill with. not from a fan pov, but just as a guy wanting to chill and shoot the shit

A lot are. Behind the scenes, most wrestlers are just normal guys and girls. You have cool cats, and you have assholes, just like in real life. Only thing I have noticed is that most of the guys playing bad guys tend to be the nicest people you'll meet behind the scenes.

[Recycled Children]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c7k9aNxlkeo/UGPsgismbFI/AAAAAAAAJis/ooZm18B5Hlw/s640/hulkandre.jpg

[Hastley]

This was specific to Japanese hotels.

The times he did it in american ones, it was because he thought it was funny.

Truer story.

You jerk off to pics of his dick don't you?

[runlvlzero]

^ congratz on being mad enough to post in multiple threads 4 yr old profanities.

[Hastley]

^ congratz on being mad enough to post in multiple threads 4 yr old profanities.

Congrats on stalking me across 4 threads you baby dicked cock sucker

[Drone]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c7k9aNxlkeo/UGPsgismbFI/AAAAAAAAJis/ooZm18B5Hlw/s640/hulkandre.jpg

hogan always looked like he was made out of the same stuff they make hot dogs with

[Ahldagor]

hogan always looked like he was made out of the same stuff they make hot dogs with

hate to see his tanning bills.

[Ahldagor]

A lot are. Behind the scenes, most wrestlers are just normal guys and girls. You have cool cats, and you have assholes, just like in real life. Only thing I have noticed is that most of the guys playing bad guys tend to be the nicest people you'll meet behind the scenes.

ever read the wwe write ups on grantland.com? the guy that runs the dead wrestler of the week website does them. really well written and he breaks down story lines and talks about the wrestlers not being in character which is refreshing sometimes.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

hogan always looked like he was made out of the same stuff they make hot dogs with


wait a sec. he isn't??

[runlvlzero]

Congrats on stalking me across 4 threads you baby dicked cock sucker

Sorry I don't stalk baby dicks. Just big massive ones.

[runlvlzero]

In order to stay on topic. I'm pretty sure Andre had a massive penis.

[susvain0362]

wait a sec. he isn't??

lol i always thought he looked weird. I was born in 1990 so i was real young when he was in the NWO. I always thought it was really weird he was actually jacked, like his abs. I was always suprised when he took his shirt off and he had abs like that. Dont ask me why, i guess i coldnt really tell he was jacked by his arms. idk, this is weird. but his skin color is always so dark. darker than the Rock and other people is strange

[Hasbinbad]

this thread is why the freedom fighters ied are trewps

[susvain0362]

In order to stay on topic. I'm pretty sure Andre had a massive penis.

common misconception. he was born with a huge penis but it shrank each year. he died with 2inches of fury

[runlvlzero]

I heard he had a short distance between thumb and forefinger or w/e that was and that was a good indicator.

But I'll take your word for it. IMO size does not matter XD Though I'm sure he was a real cool guy. Wouldn't know don't know hardly a thing about him.

[Ahldagor]

no way he was ever on top

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Hulk-a-maniacs beg to differ.

[Estolcles]

no way he was ever on top

Yeah, he'd probably crush a girl if he was on top.