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r00t
09-24-2013, 11:24 AM
As reported by Sacramento NBC affiliate KCRA, the Northern California Federation Youth Football League(NCFYFL) instituted stiff new penalties for any teams that beat opponents by 35 points or more. Specifically, those teams will be fined $200 and their coaches will be suspended from all league activities for two weeks.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/mercy-rule-causing-outrage-youth-061923864.html

A GENERATION OF MEN RAISED BY WOMEN

FoxxHound
09-24-2013, 11:35 AM
WE NEED GUNS! TAKE DOWN WOMEN OPPRESSORS! DESTROY THE GAYMOSEXUALS!

Sidelle
09-24-2013, 12:18 PM
I wouldn't necessarily just go blaming women for this. I would be more inclined to blame liberals in general. You know, those types that want to give everyone a trophy just for participating and not as a reward for winning.

r00t
09-24-2013, 12:22 PM
Video was cringeworthy, the kids literally slowing down to get tackled or running out of bounds on purpose after they're already up 4 touchdowns is just a bigger blow to the kids who just want the game to be over so they can get a Sunny D and pack of Gushers from the team mom.

And wtf the kids in this league go up through high school. If you a bitch at that age you're just gonna be a bitch for life and no1 gonna give a fuck ain't no mercy rule in the real world the gang shows no luv but thug luv

http://asdfhj.com/wp-content/thugluv.jpg

Rellapse35
09-24-2013, 12:47 PM
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radditsu
09-24-2013, 01:52 PM
Relapse35 is pretty annoying. I hope 36 is a better itteration is a better young doctor.

Lyra
09-24-2013, 02:28 PM
I hope when you decide
kindness will be your guide
put a little love in your heart.
And the world will be a better place
and the world will be a better place
for you and me
you just wait and see

Lyra
09-24-2013, 02:38 PM
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Hasbinbad
09-24-2013, 03:06 PM
Don't be fooled by presidential votes, california is a red state.

50 miles outside of oakland in any direction is either the pacific ocean or alabama.

Estolcles
09-24-2013, 03:10 PM
That's pretty fucked up. I hate football, but even I would punch whoever made that rule right in the face, piss on them, and call 'em a pussy. Pretty sure whoever made that rule is a 120 pound guy with glasses and a pocket protector.

Orruar
09-24-2013, 03:24 PM
They add a rule so that kids who are bad at football don't get discouraged and go look for other things to do that they might be better at. Pretty evil shit right there.

Lune
09-24-2013, 03:30 PM
When I found out I was bad at football I quit and took up EQ full time

r00t
09-24-2013, 04:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zaHhERo.gif

JayN
09-24-2013, 04:36 PM
I blame over zealous dads who get emasculated all week at work and at home; then they go beast mode on the kids they are supposed to be coaching.

all this after watching their favorite NFL game, they still got it!

runlvlzero
09-24-2013, 04:38 PM
Pathetic and unconstitutional. Sink Cali into the ocean.

myriverse
09-24-2013, 06:29 PM
I remember one of my high school's games ended with the score 76-2. Didn't really bother any of us that bad. We knew going in we were going to get our asses handed to us. There was nothing we could do to prevent it, short of poisoning the other team.

Ahldagor
09-25-2013, 01:49 AM
punish the coaches when they could just end the game...wait, football isn't a sport of mercy. forgot that our children need to learn the values of being a gladiator from a sport that could leave them brain damaged.

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 02:05 AM
punish the coaches when they could just end the game...wait, football isn't a sport of mercy. forgot that our children need to learn the values of being a gladiator from a sport that could leave them brain damaged.

I say we just hand them rusty weapons and throw them in a pit. The top 5 to make it out get to graduate.

Ahldagor
09-25-2013, 02:28 AM
I say we just hand them rusty weapons and throw them in a pit. The top 5 to make it out get to graduate.

what age for participating though? few five year olds isn't going to get many ratings, but some roided out pubescents would

Potus
09-25-2013, 02:35 AM
Anyone who plays football should be fined $200 and have the money donated to brain injury research.

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 02:37 AM
Initially I thought 10, but your right.

Yeah definitely late teens, well after first puberty... tbh, 22-26 probably the best years. So would want to spend the younger years preparing them.

Who says we need 1? You can weed out the physically weak early on and save/train the best for later.

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 02:38 AM
Rusty weapons and pits are cheap and easy to maintain =)

Ahldagor
09-25-2013, 02:40 AM
true. odd that 22-26 is the average exit age range for a pro football player

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 02:44 AM
I was just guesstimating physical primes on avg... i mean theres outliers people at 29, 38, 42, that make records. But on a whole those are really good ages IMO.

25 was when I was at the very top of my game.

Ahldagor
09-25-2013, 02:57 AM
http://i.qkme.me/3t2rk5.jpg

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 03:02 AM
heheh yeah thats a geat pic. My uncle is still in good chapse at 52

Ahldagor
09-25-2013, 03:08 AM
most i do is jog. i'd laugh in that guys face tho. age with grace anyone?

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 03:10 AM
Nothing wrong with staying active.

Ahldagor
09-25-2013, 03:21 AM
agreed, but that's some crazy vanity on that guy's part. look at me look at me, but my dick don't work unless i don't take my blood pressure pill so i can pop a viagra/cialis

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 03:37 AM
hehehe, yeah that kinda BMI isn't exactly healthy either.

Recycled Children
09-25-2013, 01:23 PM
agreed, but that's some crazy vanity on that guy's part. look at me look at me, but my dick don't work unless i don't take my blood pressure pill so i can pop a viagra/cialis

Ageism at it's finest. "You're old! Be old! Because I have an idea of what OLD people should look like and act like and you don't fit that mold!" Your ignorance is pathetic.

Hastley
09-25-2013, 04:55 PM
That's pretty fucked up. I hate football, but even I would punch whoever made that rule right in the face, piss on them, and call 'em a pussy. Pretty sure whoever made that rule is a 120 pound guy with glasses and a pocket protector.

You're a pussy, no you wouldn't .

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 04:59 PM
You're a pussy, no you wouldn't .

Estolcles
09-25-2013, 05:01 PM
You're a pussy, no you wouldn't .

How does my dick feel, since you can't seem to get off it?

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 05:10 PM
Hehehe, you may not be a pussy ;p but I doubt u would be dumb and punch some retarded coach in the face.

Estolcles
09-25-2013, 05:11 PM
Hehehe, you may not be a pussy ;p but I doubt u would be dumb and punch some retarded coach in the face.

Done it before. If the coach was in the wrong, wouldn't hesitate to do it again.

Estolcles
09-25-2013, 05:12 PM
Done it before. If the coach was in the wrong, wouldn't hesitate to do it again.

Granted, admitted his fallacy shortly thereafter. We let bygones be bygones. Good guy though. We just were both just too heated at that particular moment.

Nads
09-25-2013, 07:15 PM
Everybody gets a trophy now...makes me sick.

runlvlzero
09-25-2013, 07:28 PM
My t-ball league was like that but we stomped everyone anyway regardless )

Ahldagor
09-25-2013, 10:25 PM
Ageism at it's finest. "You're old! Be old! Because I have an idea of what OLD people should look like and act like and you don't fit that mold!" Your ignorance is pathetic.

and you sound like a whiny baby boomer. thanks for ruining future generations in america