Worst superpowers ever?

[Strifer]

Never gaining weight.

Be careful how much you eat bro, its all gotta come out somewhere (your poobutt)

[Stinkum]

No, but you probably have tapeworm.

[Stinkum]

20 years? How old are you?

[Lune]

Instead of semen you cum little gold nuggets

[Stinkum]

It's hard for me to put on weight, but I'm pretty sure that is true for 99.95% of males in their '20s. I expect that my metabolism will catch up with me like everyone else.

"It's impossible for me to gain weight."
- Said no one in their '30s or '40s, ever.

[Peatree]

Not needing to blink.

[Estolcles]

I have been on some srs calorie diets + protein shakes + steroid injections trying to bulk.

Hello testicular cancer and bacne.

[Lune]

There's actually fairly little variation in someone's metabolism, maybe +/- 500 calories unless someone is very muscular or obese as fuck. A taller, heavier person might have a BMR around 2100, while a little woman could be 1100. Either way, the margin is only a cheeseburger/soda or two.

If you think you can't gain weight, you aren't eating as much as you think you are. Lots of people were like "lol i hadz 2 slice of pizza and a bowl of ice cream today oink oink I can eat whatev i want". Bitch I used to put away an entire pizza in a sitting then raid the fridge later that night

[FoxxHound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE

[Lojik]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f3c2c6db1b47453473d70038b49f3d6/tumblr_ms6xal3F1t1rlrv5po1_500.gif

[Ahldagor]

always catching on fire when exposed to oxygen.

[r00t]

your body tries to maintain you around a certain weight unless you got thyroid problems or eat too much GMO bullshit or drink a bunch of aspartame -experience trying to bulk like relapse with 42,000.420 calories a day

[r00t]

oh also body type got a lot to do with it, an ectomorph will p much never gain weight without srs discipline and/or pharmaceutical hgh

[Rhambuk]

always catching on fire when exposed to oxygen.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=51jzbSxdRhN_eM&tbnid=hoN0wZW0rQDL9M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftvtropes.org%2Fpmwiki%2Fpmwiki.ph p%2FCharacters%2FTheVentureBrothers&ei=R0UzUr-LGLbk4APG7oGwBw&psig=AFQjCNGI2oSUf_oM9XTHLWxrPH5wSClVhA&ust=1379178090956643

[Rhambuk]

http://images.wikia.com/venturebrothers/images/4/42/200px-Cody.png