Am I the toughest guy irl on P99?

[Lron]

I think i probably am but am open to look at evidence that points elsewhere.

[gotrocks]

What qualifications do you have to make this claim?

[Strifer]

I'm curious to hear the reasoning as well.

[radditsu]

I flex hard

[Lron]

Zamiel I've saw your pic and you are far from the toughest sorry 99.999% of you original eqmac faggots are pussies

This coming from a guy who cried his eyes out every time i trained him and frapsed me killing all of your guildies and sent it to SOE begging me to be banned to no avail.

[StoneCold]

Lron let me make this clear. You may be the toughest guy on p99...


BUT YOUR NOT THE TOUGHEST SOB ON THE PLANET LIKE STONE COLD!!



IF LRON AINT NOTHIN BUT A LIEING SACK OF TRASH, GIVE ME A HELL YEAHH!!!!

[StoneCold]

I'll tell you what Lron.

If your not too much of a wimp, why dont you put your money where your big flap of gums are and fight Stone Cold as level 1's, right in the middle of EC here tonight!!!

IF YOU WANT TO SEE STONE COLD WHOOP LRONS ASS TONIGHT IN EC, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!


And If I can't beat Lron tonight, after the match when he takes away my hp, 3 2 1, if that happens he can pull down his trunks, pull down his little panties bend over and I'll kiss him right on his ass in front of the world. Put that in the contract I'll kiss his ass if I can't kick it. That's the way it's gonna be.

But lets get real, Stone Cold Steve Austin will stomp a mudhole in Lrons ass all over the EC tunnel, and there aint a damn thing he can do about it!!!

After i whoop your ass, i'll set my targets on the next piece of trash!!! Same Stone Cold Time, Same Stone Cold Channel!!!!


And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!!!

[Strifer]

And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!!!

HELL YEAH

[gotrocks]

Giving big steve austin his first 'hell yeah' on these forums.

hell yeah.

also,

What qualifications do you have to make this claim?

I love how you make these threads all the time then never fill us in on what makes you so great. It'd be more entertaining if you did, and you might earn some +forumquest points.

[gotrocks]

NO STRIFER NOT FAIR I WAS GONNA DO IT WTF

mad irl. not bros anymore. ruined my whole month.
//wrists

[Strifer]

NO STRIFER NOT FAIR I WAS GONNA DO IT WTF

mad irl. not bros anymore. ruined my whole month.
//wrists

http://i.imgur.com/QQMKyUE.gif

my bad bro

[gotrocks]

^^lol'd really fucking hard irl.

apology accepted, u earned the hell yeah x10

[Hasbinbad]

There is no amount of money too exorbitant to spend on sponsoring lron to put on a singlet and get in a ring with Nazi Eashan.

[Hasbinbad]

I would literally sign a death contract if I got to see that before I died.

[Strifer]

I would literally sign a death contract if I got to see that before I died.

Eashan would have to wear an S.S uniform though. I'd announce the shit out of that match.

[Hasbinbad]

uuuuhhhhLADIES ANDUH GENTLEMEEEEENNNNNNNNNUH

TONIGHT, THE MAIN EVENT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY "Tiggles On Twitch," "Amelinda's Virtusnatch," and "The Shanaez Foundation.."

IN THE DRAB CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 97lbs SOAKING WET AND WEARING BOOTS, lron.

AND IN THE GLITTER CORNER, YOUR CHAMPION, HEAVIEST NECKBEARD ON THE BOX, PROVIDER OF SERVERS, KING OF RIOT CODES, MOST GETTIN' A BEER WITH TMO GIANT FUCKING NERDS
.. IN ..
.. THE ..
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLDDDD: EEASHAAANNNN ...:= "THE NAZI" =:... BAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSTEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDD

[gotrocks]

hbb confirmed part of the Buffer family irl.

[Strifer]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/078/125/jr_display_image_display_image.jpg?1310074010

"Welcome to the inaugural bout of the new RnWWF here on Tigglesp99 everybody, joining me tonight is none other than Hasbinbad, HBB what do you think tonight's outcome is going to be?"
"Well Strifer I always said I wanted to see this before I die, so whoever wins all I know is it's downhill from here"
"Oh god! Eashan just powerbombed Lron through Eccezan's announcer table!"
"Speaking of breaking tables, do you know how many millions of dollars the united states governm-"
"Wrong place, wrong time! And heres the pin! 1,2, and 3!!! Eashan wins!"

I could see this becoming a thing.

[Hasbinbad]

"HBB here joining lron for some post-fight discussion. lron, can you tell me what you think went wrong?"

"I'M SERVER LEGIND!"

"Yes well, thanks for that. And now we turn to our still-reigning champion, 'The Nazi,' Eashan Basterd. Eashan it seemed like you took control right at the beginning of the fight and ended it quickly. Was that your plan coming in to this fight, or did you take advantage of the opportunity that presented itself in the form of a limp-wristed lron?"

"Well I just sorta sat on him, and that was pretty much my plan."

"Thank you Eashan, now back to Strifer at ringside."

[gotrocks]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/078/125/jr_display_image_display_image.jpg?1310074010

"Welcome to the inaugural bout of the new RnWWF here on Tigglesp99 everybody, joining me tonight is none other than Hasbinbad, HBB what do you think tonight's outcome is going to be?"
"Well Strifer I always said I wanted to see this before I die, so whoever wins all I know is it's downhill from here"
"Oh god! Eashan just powerbombed Lron through Eccezan's announcer table!"
"Speaking of breaking tables, do you know how many millions of dollars the united states governm-"
"Wrong place, wrong time! And heres the pin! 1,2, and 3!!! Eashan wins!"

I could see this becoming a thing.

lol'd hard. this why strifer is the shit.

'speaking of breaking tables..' line and the following is what really did it for me, brilliant.

I'M SERVER LEGIND"

his face will be on the p99 wheaties box next year.

[FoxxHound]

I'm black. I think I might win by default. I mean I beat people up like Harrison on a daily basis. For being Harrison.

[Estolcles]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/078/125/jr_display_image_display_image.jpg?1310074010

"Welcome to the inaugural bout of the new RnWWF here on Tigglesp99 everybody, joining me tonight is none other than Hasbinbad, HBB what do you think tonight's outcome is going to be?"
"Well Strifer I always said I wanted to see this before I die, so whoever wins all I know is it's downhill from here"
"Oh god! Eashan just powerbombed Lron through Eccezan's announcer table!"
"Speaking of breaking tables, do you know how many millions of dollars the united states governm-"
"Wrong place, wrong time! And heres the pin! 1,2, and 3!!! Eashan wins!"

I could see this becoming a thing.

I lol'd HARD.

Actually, the state of VA could book a p99 user vs. p99 user match.

It'd be totally one sided, and I'd lose (the other guy is a higher level in game and IRL), but it'd still be a server first.

Maybe edit the video to have our player names and guild tags over our heads the whole time.

Sadly, I'd just end up making Europa look bad, though.

[aowen]

If you have to ask, probably not. But either way, stupid ass thread

[susvain0362]

I know for a fact i could beat up anyone on this server. Except for katrik. She can beat me up

[susvain0362]

I only fight with bloody syringes

[gotrocks]

with mud

I only fight with bloody syringes

[Lron]

The commentary is pretty amazing. I would fight any level one and not get below 1/2 % health on this server but I do not have a character here yet.

As for RL, there still is not a single person on this server that would dare look into my eyes if we came in contact at a bar anywhere in the country.

[Lron]

Remember that i started playing EQ on rallos zek, the pinnacle of weeding out weakness in any mmo ever and I was considered the best on the server. My rogue friend who would stalk PKs with me won the first BOTB rogue event and i could not participate in the paladin one because i was in the hospital for aids treatment.

[Lu|z Sect]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/901/OrigCash.jpg

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[aowen]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/901/OrigCash.jpg

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

What's up Jersey Shore, glad to hear your boardwalk burned down

[aowen]

Remember that i started playing EQ on rallos zek, the pinnacle of weeding out weakness in any mmo ever and I was considered the best on the server. My rogue friend who would stalk PKs with me won the first BOTB rogue event and i could not participate in the paladin one because i was in the hospital for aids treatment.

Your qualifications for being tough in RL are kicking ass at everquest and having aids? Well I certainly wouldn't wanna spill your blood

[Lu|z Sect]

You sound obese.

[Lron]

I would look at that girl at a bar and pray to god she doesnt try to talk to me.

[aowen]

Yeah, it took me awhile to type that because I had to wipe the grease off my hands first and spray the crumbs out of my keyboard

[Hasbinbad]

I just let the crumbs build up and smash the keyboard when they get hard to press and turn it into smaller crubs, and then every 2 years i take apart my keyboard and collect all the crumbs, mix them with butter, sugar, and water, and make cookies.

[Lron]

You all do seem rather intimidated by me and that is understandable but just know that I am non violent unless i feel imminently threatened then you will pay with your life.

[aowen]

You all do seem rather intimidated by me and that is understandable but just know that I am non violent unless i feel imminently threatened then you will pay with your life.

I will keep that in mind next time I go hang out in Toys R Us

[Lron]

Not a single person here would honestly duel me irl or in game...these are the facts gentlemen.

[aowen]

I think the RL thing is probably a fact, since I haven't heard of a duel since about 1900 and no one has seen you leave your basement since around the same time, but I would hazard to guess several people would duel you in game.

[Vaildez]

Am I the toughest gay irl on P99?

Sure.

[Aviann]

I'm a pirate irl, tough as fucking nails

[ukaking]

Wait, the Jersey Shore guy, was that pic really him?? ROFL Like Jersey Shore minus ever seeing a gym.
For the record, I could beat no one's ass here. =(

[aowen]

Wait, the Jersey Shore guy, was that pic really him?? ROFL Like Jersey Shore minus ever seeing a gym.
For the record, I could beat no one's ass here. =(

God I hope it was really him. So cringe