What I think about the rules around here! [Archive]

Furniture

09-12-2013, 03:32 AM

Sadre Spinegnawer

09-12-2013, 03:37 AM

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Cool, I'll be here

gotrocks

09-12-2013, 03:57 AM

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Cool, I'll be here

A+

Sidelle

09-12-2013, 05:00 AM

Sadre get that crap out of my thread, before i fly 8000 miles, knock on your door, deliver a stone cold stunner to your mother, enter your house, find you hiding under your bed, and open up a can of whoop ass!!!

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Samoht

09-12-2013, 07:44 AM

Whether its legal or illegal, somebody is gonna get their ass whipped!! And thats the bottom line!!!

Austin 3:16

gotrocks

09-12-2013, 08:00 AM

Never could get into wrestling. Once pro MMA got some rules, structure, and technical finesse i was all over that though.

gotrocks

09-12-2013, 08:14 AM

oh yeah, always been a big fan of boxing.

still think any mma champ could take any boxing champ <regardless of weight class>

I understand that a boxers technical ability in the stand up game is greatly superior to any mma fighter (except, honestly, anderson silva, the guy is a prodigy with his hands), but when you add legs, knees, elbows, clinches JUST to the stand up, a boxer is going to be overwhelmed. They aren't trained to watch for the angles those blows come from. It's also a lot easier to block with boxing gloves than 3oz mma gloves (lots of experience with both, mma gloves are like fighting bare knuckle). This doesn't even take into account what would happen if you took a boxer with no jujitsu/wrestling and put him on his back. Which would be easy if they never needed to sprawl/scramble to avoid a takedown.

mma > boxing. But i enjoy both a lot.

Hasbinbad

09-12-2013, 11:10 AM

Pacquiao in his prime was the only fighter who coulda take Mayweather, but Pretty Boy wants to keep his record pretty. Floyd confirmed beta.

gotrocks

09-12-2013, 11:13 AM

Pacquiao in his prime was the only fighter who coulda take Mayweather, but Pretty Boy wants to keep his record pretty. Floyd confirmed beta.

this x1000

pacquiao was my favorite boxer before pacquiao being your favorite boxer was cool. guy had heart, technique, speed, and power. and enough charisma and humility to make jesus jealous.

Hasbinbad

09-12-2013, 11:17 AM

You ever seen his old pro/am fights from Philippines? He got one-hit KO'd one time and it was FUCKING BRUTAL. His style changed irrevocably after that fight, and became IMHO the greatest pound for pound fisticuffer in modern times.

r00t

09-12-2013, 11:25 AM

Idk shit bout boxuing or mma but used to play EQ with some mma fighter I dont even remember he was a friend of myrkuls from SZ anyways he was at the local injun casino they had just opened their boxing ring to mma fights and he wanted me to go to hooters with him but really the only times I ever watched mma was at this local hipster bar that only served hot dogs and pabst but fight night was kinda a big deal and lots of the bru's would go but I think Id watch more if I cared but that's maybe because I don't watch television rots your brain

justin2090

09-12-2013, 12:29 PM

Sorry guys but boxing is soooo boring. It's like watching NASCAR. People only watch it to see the wrecks. MMA is closer to real fighting than boxing is and is more exciting. I love MMA cause it offers so much more than "dude got knocked out". Boxing is all hype now. The people that fight Mayweather prolly make more to loose than to win. If Mayweather gets beat boxing will die and Mayweather can't let that happen eh?

This sounds more like a conspiracy theory than an opinion but eff it. I would like to see Mayweather fight Rampage Jackson in a boxing contest. Who else in MMA has good enough boxing to challenge Mayweather? Preferably someone closer to Mayweather's weight cause rampage is fuckin huge lol.

gotrocks

09-12-2013, 12:33 PM

Rampage's boxing would not trump mayweather in a straight boxing match. He'd thrash him in a mma bout though.

Pretty sure there are only one, maybe two people who'd have a chance vs mayweather in a straight boxing match (esp. with boxing gloves) and that's a big maybe. Anderson Silva is one.

Gotta understand that the technical aptitude that goes into a professional boxer. You only practice against a handful of angles and punches, and you get really, really, really good at avoiding/exploiting those attacks. MMA fighters just dont do that, because of the wide range of attacks they have to deal with. This is the main reason why people in the know always say a top notch pro boxer will always outbox a top notch pro mma fighter.

In a fight with all available weapons, the mma fighter is going to win 9.9/10 times, unless the boxer has additional training (Ie, he was a kickboxer/wrestler before going pro boxer)

Estolcles

09-12-2013, 01:10 PM

Actually, when it comes to wrestlers, there's two here. One pro, one trained pro but fights on the outlaw circuit.

I'll leave it to the pro to announce himself, but I'm the outlaw.

Estolcles

09-12-2013, 01:10 PM

I'll leave it to the pro to announce himself, but I'm the outlaw.

And even as an outlaw, I'm in a "Terry Funk Retirement".

FoxxHound

09-12-2013, 01:11 PM

fite me irl bruh

susvain0362

09-12-2013, 03:44 PM

Rampage would eat mayweather in boxing. Size > mayweather . What are you talkin bout GR?

susvain0362

09-12-2013, 03:48 PM

Relapse is my bitch*****

Ahldagor

09-12-2013, 09:34 PM

Never could get into wrestling. Once pro MMA got some rules, structure, and technical finesse i was all over that though.

that was the only time mma was good. they need to shrink the "cage" to a 10 foot diameter so no one can have much distance, force them to fight and actually learn to take hits.

Ahldagor

09-12-2013, 09:35 PM

that was the only time mma was good. they need to shrink the "cage" to a 10 foot diameter so no one can have much distance, force them to fight and actually learn to take hits.

before the structure and all that is when it was good. just straight street fights

Hasbinbad

09-12-2013, 11:42 PM

lol @ boxing vs mma derp

They are completely different sports, albeit both around physical contest. But it's like saying long jump is better than high jump.. ..or that western fencing is better than kendo.. ..they're not better than one another, they're different.

And for those who went full retard and said "mma moar liek real fight," let me ask if you know why they call it "Brazilian jujitsu?" Because they can't call it jujitsu, because a real person fighting with real techniques would really break your thumb and instep and then gouge your eyes before tossing you into an unceremonious heap (head first) into a position of small join compliance. And on the other hand, you'd get stabbed or hit over the head with a rock. MMA is not real fighting. But thx for teh lulz.

gotrocks

09-13-2013, 12:38 AM

Rampage would eat mayweather in boxing. Size > mayweather . What are you talkin bout GR?

Size does not trump technical aptitude.

Mayweather would destroy rampage if it was a straight boxing match. It would be no contest, mayweather would pick him apart. So would most professional boxers. Rampage would not land a punch (rampage's standup is garbage, he won fights through sheer tenacity, and he gets mad props from me for doing so but he is no boxer).

Tiggles

09-13-2013, 02:21 AM

Sadre get that crap out of my thread, before i fly 8000 miles, knock on your door, deliver a stone cold stunner to your mother, enter your house, find you hiding under your bed, and open up a can of whoop ass!!!

Are we just ignoring the fact that Furniture outed his own TERRIBLE anonymous troll account like 10 minutes after making it?

susvain0362

09-13-2013, 02:40 AM

Are we just ignoring the fact that Furniture outed his own TERRIBLE anonymous troll account like 10 minutes after making it?

Furniture was one of or maybe the coolest person ever on p99. Also known as macarena. Who also loved wrestling and trolling. Lol. Love u mac

Estolcles

09-13-2013, 02:48 AM

Furniture was one of or maybe the coolest person ever on p99. Also known as macarena. Who also loved wrestling and trolling. Lol. Love u mac

Wrestling and Trolling are a great combo. But there needs to be some T-Girl love to equal my level of awesomeness!

*Notes his level of awesomeness is the underside of a rock.*

Ahldagor

09-13-2013, 03:03 AM

l

MMA is not real fighting.

aye.

gotrocks

09-13-2013, 03:24 AM

aye.

^

doesn't make it any less fun to watch.

aowen

09-13-2013, 02:36 PM

MMA too often descends into 2 men holding each other on the ground. I wanna see punching, elbowing, and more blood than a mop can hold without a rinse

Strifer

09-13-2013, 02:43 PM

MMA too often descends into 2 men holding each other on the ground. I wanna see punching, elbowing, and more blood than a mop can hold without a rinse

I'd recommend going on youtube and watching fights from Detroit's hood. That will sate your bloodlust for sure.