#firstworldproblems

[Shannacore]

http://oi44.tinypic.com/av23a0.jpg

For reals. (https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57)

[Estolcles]

Fail Burrito

[Lu|z Sect]

That shit pisses me off.

[Orruar]

To be fair, that's kind of what you can expect when the people preparing your food make minimum wage. Add in the fact that most people working at these places have those giant gauges in their ears and weird sleeve tattoos of dolphins and shit, and you should just be praying your food doesn't give you trichinosis.

Besides, burritos are pretty easy to make... Had homemade burritos for dinner tonight. Cheaper and tastier than the store bought shit.

[kenzar]

For reals. (https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57)

Lol whoever wrote that is such a passive-aggressive beta.

[Kagatob]

Lol whoever wrote that is such a passive-aggressive beta.

Autotune?

[Susanbanthony]

Ask them to "mix it up."

[quenyar]

Geez - first world problem indeed...

Solution: Snack sized Burritos. Everyone's happy!

/solved

[Klendathu]

To be fair, that's kind of what you can expect when the people preparing your food make minimum wage.

Minimum wage is not the problem. A person will work as hard\well as they are going to work, no matter the wage. That is just work ethic. The problem is the person hired to do the job has little to no work ethic. That or extremely poor training, but I doubt that, since it's common fucking sense that you lay ingredients in a burrito lengthwise.

There's a joint near my job called Moe's Southwest Grill. Looks like a chain, maybe there's one near you. Had a burrito the other day called the Homewrecker. Was pretty damn good.

[Zadrian]

To be fair, that's kind of what you can expect when the people preparing your food make minimum wage. Add in the fact that most people working at these places have those giant gauges in their ears and weird sleeve tattoos of dolphins and shit, and you should just be praying your food doesn't give you trichinosis.

Besides, burritos are pretty easy to make... Had homemade burritos for dinner tonight. Cheaper and tastier than the store bought shit.


If you put some Valentina hot sauce in there, it will be extra delicious...

Valentina isn't super hot - it's got a slight kick, but the flavor is just amazing.

[Tiggles]

Lol whoever wrote that is such a passive-aggressive beta.

This.

He could of simply walked back up then counter and say his burrito was made wrong. Fuck all the places I see now a days make the burrito right in front of you. He could of stopped the guy anytime he wanted.

Instead, he took it home ate it and made a blog post about it. I bet he was secretly happy his burrito was fucked up because people like him love to complain especially anonymously over the internet.

[Misto]

I wrote that.

See you all in court. Suing your asses for slander.

[Gnomersy]

There's a joint near my job called Moe's Southwest Grill. Looks like a chain, maybe there's one near you. Had a burrito the other day called the Homewrecker. Was pretty damn good.
Damn I thought Moes's were everywhere its a huge ass chain and yea the home wrecker is da shit. Put queso sauce on it next time you won't be disappointed. Oh and look up their radio advertising jingle you'll have dreams/ nightmares about it.

[Orruar]

Minimum wage is not the problem. A person will work as hard\well as they are going to work, no matter the wage. That is just work ethic. The problem is the person hired to do the job has little to no work ethic. That or extremely poor training, but I doubt that, since it's common fucking sense that you lay ingredients in a burrito lengthwise.

I wasn't trying to say minimum wage should be increased or anything like that. I just meant people making minimum wage tend to be the lower IQ population. There was a time when minimum wage was just for teenagers at their first job, but increasingly we have 20-something and 30-somethings who can't get a better job and end up in the glorious food preparation industry.

[Hasbinbad]

Lol whoever wrote that is such a passive-aggressive beta.

[cukazi]

Also, it is meant to be a work of humor. If you take from this that a human being really got as angry about a burrito as the post suggests, please never introduce me to the human beings you know.

Quote from the end of the article. The story is probably fabricated for comedy honestly who has that many ingredients in one burrito the thing would be big enough to feed a small african village taking a bite at a time getting only one ingredient per bite.

[Klendathu]

Not to mention, it would take an incredibly long time and a hell of a lot of effort to actually build a burrito that way. With that said, there are some incredibly dumb people out there flipping our burgers.

[Barney]

Each and everyone of you are sooooo special! Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

[Tecmos Deception]

Fuckin cilantro :(

[Orruar]

I remember getting burritos like this all the time from Taco Bell, back when my taste buds were not as refined. I'd get the bean and cheese burrito and you'd get 1 bite of pure bean, followed by a bite of pure sauce, followed by a bite of pure cheese.

[Aviann]

Add in the fact that most people working at these places have those giant gauges in their ears and weird sleeve tattoos of dolphins and shit, and you should just be praying your food doesn't give you trichinosis.

You, sir, are a fucking idiot. Go back to your Veteran Legion or under that big oak tree or at the dollar general or wherever it is you hang out with your elderly and frail friends.

[Orruar]

Lol whoever wrote that is such a passive-aggressive beta.

People who use the term "beta" are beta. Beta means being a follower and I can't think of anything more beta than repeating various internet memes who were created by someone else. Quit doing what everyone else is doing in hope that it makes you cool. It doesn't. And those who simply quote a previous poster calling someone else beta, while adding nothing else, have taken beta to a meta level of betaness.

[kenzar]

People who use the term "beta" are beta. Beta means being a follower and I can't think of anything more beta than repeating various internet memes who were created by someone else. Quit doing what everyone else is doing in hope that it makes you cool. It doesn't. And those who simply quote a previous poster calling someone else beta, while adding nothing else, have taken beta to a meta level of betaness.

confirmed gamma male.

[Orruar]

You, sir, are a fucking idiot. Go back to your Veteran Legion or under that big oak tree or at the dollar general or wherever it is you hang out with your elderly and frail friends.

Aww, I offended someone who can't control their anger. What a small world you must live in to think that there are young people who don't like looking at nasty looking facial piercings and tattoos.

Don't worry, in about 30 years, the skin around that gauge in your ear will start to wither and you'll require some reconstructive surgery to repair it. Then when they go to take skin from your thigh for the repairs, they'll find two flabs of skin covered in fading tatts. Glorious things await you.

[kenzar]

Aww, I offended someone who can't control their anger. What a small world you must live in to think that there are young people who don't like looking at nasty looking facial piercings and tattoos.

Don't worry, in about 30 years, the skin around that gauge in your ear will start to wither and you'll require some reconstructive surgery to repair it. Then when they go to take skin from your thigh for the repairs, they'll find two flabs of skin covered in fading tatts. Glorious things await you.

Methinks you don't know anything about cellular mitosis. As long as the skin is attached it will receive blood, and as long as it receives blood it will undergo mitosis. Gauges aren't my thing either, but you don't have to just make shit up to support your opinion.

[Aviann]

I can control my anger, but I can't control the posts of ignorant fucks with an old and worn out sense of style. Sad days.

[Orruar]

I can control my anger, but I can't control the posts of ignorant fucks with an old and worn out sense of style. Sad days.

I laugh at people who think that being cool and different by inserting pieces of metal into various locations on their face. Or people who think it's rebellious to get a tattoo, as if doing the exact same rebellious act as millions of others before you really shows off just how little you care about what people think. Piercings and tatts seem like a cool stylistic decision when you're 17 years old. Eventually you will realize that being a true individual is not about what you place in/on your body, but what you do with your mind.

[Kagatob]

Some people just like piercings and tattoos, did you ever consider that?

I can't stand body modification and will likely never get even a simple tattoo, yet at least I don't judge others based upon one superficial aspect.

Ignant you be.

[Tiggles]

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1. The second letter of the Greek alphabet.
2. The second item in a series or system of classification.
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I don't think you know what words mean.

[Orruar]

Some people just like piercings and tattoos, did you ever consider that?

I can't stand body modification and will likely never get even a simple tattoo, yet at least I don't judge others based upon one superficial aspect.

Ignant you be.

I'm responding directly to someone in this thread, not to all people with piercings and tattoos in general. The cartoons have rotted your brain.

[r00t]

I can control my anger,

http://georgesjournal.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/the_empire_strikes_back_darth_vader_lightsaber.jpg

[President]

http://oi44.tinypic.com/av23a0.jpg

For reals. (https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57)

I didn't read the whole thread, but I hope you know you can ask them to mix the burrito before they roll it. I do it every time at both qdub and chipotle...

[radditsu]

Shanna you dum. Stop being so dum. This is dum.

[Barkingturtle]

I'd only eat something like that if I was really mad at my toilet.

[radditsu]

confirmed gamma male.

The worst type of person but the BEST kind of radiation.

[Aviann]

http://georgesjournal.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/the_empire_strikes_back_darth_vader_lightsaber.jpg

Holy fuck I lol'd hard lol

[Tiggles]

The worst type of person but the BEST kind of radiation.

http://tdzdaily.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/TheIncredibleHulkHeadliner.jpg

[Kagatob]

Yes Tiggles, that was the joke.

[Lu|z Sect]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/295/c/d/render_pedobear_by_simoneartsrender-d5im2dw.png

[Ahldagor]

People who use the term "beta" are beta. Beta means being a follower and I can't think of anything more beta than repeating various internet memes who were created by someone else. Quit doing what everyone else is doing in hope that it makes you cool. It doesn't. And those who simply quote a previous poster calling someone else beta, while adding nothing else, have taken beta to a meta level of betaness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta

[Shannacore]

I didn't read the whole thread, but I hope you know you can ask them to mix the burrito before they roll it. I do it every time at both qdub and chipotle...

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What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.