It's about to get f'n ugly folks

[Peatree]

Uh-oh...

http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/05/iran-threatens-brutal-attacks-on-americans-obama-family-if-us-hits-syria/

"And in an unprecedented statement, a former Iranian official has warned of mass abductions and brutal killings of American citizens around the world and the rape and killing of one of Obama’s daughters should the United States attack Syria."

In addition, Forghani warned, “We should remind Obama that if you are a bastard, there are other bastards all around the world who can assault Sasha.” The statement is written in both English and Farsi, but in the Farsi version, Forghani clearly stated that Sasha will be raped by someone who has been able to get close to the Obama family.

“Obama will attack Syria and then you’ll go to hell, and the world’s public opinion will accept that you deserve to be attacked and assaulted, so please attack,” Forghani concluded.

Might be wise to stock up on some good scotch to hunker down with peeps! Here we go... :eek:

[Lu|z Sect]

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/MAD-Magazine-523-Spy-Obama-Cover.jpg

[Swish]

There's no profit in peace guys, gotta keep those arms dealers in business.

[Vermouth]

Tough talk from a country that could be destroyed in all of 3 days.

[Orruar]

Tough talk from a country that could be destroyed in all of 3 days.

Tough talk from a former governor of one of their provinces (not sure on this actually, since Kish isn't even a province... nice journalism).

Hopefully this doesn't influence foreign policy. It would be like if other countries formed their foreign policy based on the ramblings of Sarah Palin.

[Lune]

"When you can't kill soldiers, kill civilians. Hell, just kill civilians anyway"

-Quran

[Lune]

"The innocenter the better. Allah-hu-akbar"

-Quran

[aowen]

LOL @Iran I wrote better death threats when I was 12.

[Lojik]

Tough talk from a former governor of one of their provinces (not sure on this actually, since Kish isn't even a province... nice journalism).

Hopefully this doesn't influence foreign policy. It would be like if other countries formed their foreign policy based on the ramblings of Sarah Palin.

Yeah think of all the ramblings that are posted online for Iranian papers to publish. We got a lot of nutjobs in this country with radio shows and what not, they could probably have a whole section of their papers dedicated to inciteful (get it?) things that american politicians/political experts say.

[Peatree]

I'm not really worried about Iran nor Syria. I'm more concerned that if (when) we do strike that it pulls in Russia and possibly (not likely - since we owe them SO MUCH $$) China.

I'm also worried about what this would do to ours and the global economy. Everything in regards to "business" would get put on hold at worst case, which effects my pocketbook.

[Lune]

I'm more concerned that if (when) we do strike that it pulls in Russia and possibly (not likely - since we owe them SO MUCH $$) China.

It won't. You will not see war with either one of them in your lifetime, that's a fact.

[Stinkum]

This type of bombast rhetoric is commonplace, and the fact that it's from some random, no-name, non-factor who doesn't have any shred of power or influence in Iran.. Really?

Rated 1 star for a terrible thread.

[Estolcles]

It won't. You will not see war with either one of them in your lifetime, that's a fact.

Yeah, they stand to lose too much money by getting into a war with us. Not because of the price of war, mind you, but because it's like shooting the goose that layed the golden egg. Russia not so much as China, but enough of their economy is made off of their wares being sold in America.

Not to mention dirty asses. We trade enough TP to Russia for money that you'd swear the Russians shit as much as they drink vodka (as the old jokes go).

[Barkingturtle]

It makes my dick hard when God talks dirty like that.

[Lune]

“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)

I will see your genocidal bible and raise you a violent-world-conquest Quran:

"But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, an seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practise regular charity, then open the way for them: for Allah is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful."

-Quran Chapter (The Repentance) 9:5 5.

[Champion_Standing]

War is peace

[Estolcles]

So let's cut to the chase: All religions are fucked, and support killing each other.

Thus why it's better to be spiritual than religious.