ate that british chef Gordon Ramsay fucker's food this weekend

[r00t]

Was out in hollywood this weekend and so ofc I had to try the fuckers food after watching clips of him going berserk from like 9000 of his cooking shows. Sorry for the shitty pics but my phone sux and shanna's died.

http://i.imgur.com/JBBbqqV.jpg


risotto came with a scallop and a quail egg on top, was interesting but meh. MEH
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1238233_10201010732725239_1243728991_n.jpg

the caesars came in real tall bowls and you had to cut lettuce. also there was only 1 mutant sized crouton about the size of a baseball. F for un-intuitive presentation but it was just your normal ass caesar.
https://sphotos-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1240491_10201010729045147_1083461985_n.jpg

They didn't even ask how I wanted it cooked, it came out rare as fuck and I cut it with one of those butterknife steak things restaurants server for the goog cuts. It was pretty bomb ya'll ain't gonna lie. There was olives n shit on the plate that were real olivey
https://sphotos-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1006062_10201010740205426_2015516752_n.jpg

this was the shit n I shoulda ordered it. was crab meat on top of a halibut. very A+ imo
https://sphotos-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1185543_10201010736845342_199504461_n.jpg

a really thick, rich chocolate... dont wanna say pudding, was more like the texture of cheesecake maybe thicker. I'm uncultured swine so I pretty much devoured it
https://sphotos-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1239634_10201010756325829_666134055_n.jpg

never had creme brule was pretty good ya'll
https://sphotos-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1176275_10201010753925769_330869747_n.jpg



was "ok". I've paid a lot more for worse food. I'd certainly go back.

[Shannacore]

You forgot to add the $58 parking ticket to the bill

[JackFlash]

I have to say those Ceasers look ridiculous. Makes you wonder if he ever sat down and tried to eat one. The Risotto looks super loose. Is the scallop only seared on one side? I thought his shit would look better TBH. Prices aren't really to outrageous though.

[r00t]

We parked in a shitty cockroach ridden alley a block from the restaurant in a towaway zone, but I parallel parked so they couldnt tow it. There was like 40 cars there so I wonder if everyone got tickets (didnt notice til driving 20 mins). The shitty part is the restaurant asked to comp our valet WOOPS

That restaurant had real good ingredients tho.. on our deserts I'm like "try the strawberry its so fukn strawberry'y" and shanna was like "you dum its a strawberry...... OH WOW THAT IS STRAWBERRY'Y"

[Misto]

Gordon Ramsey is too busy shooting TV shows to give a fuck about your meal bitch.

You're like the porno actress that gets in the biz at 18, gets anal herpes and retires at 20.

NO CLAZZ KID.

[sulpher01]

You forgot to add the $58 parking ticket to the bill

Ahhh california... Good times ;p

[abacab-winner]

I eat like three of these, and they're only like a buck fitty

http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/M_PTevjzhVWY22y8JKY9qQ/l.jpg

[r00t]

looks better than in n out... real fries got crinkles yall

[abacab-winner]

looks better than in n out... real fries got crinkles yall

Garbage burger bro

3/4 lb of meat
Mac N Cheese
Bacon
Fries
Swiss cheese
Cheddar cheese
Coleslaw

and sometimes ice cream on top

[Shannacore]

Ahhh california... Good times ;p

This was my first time in California and anything vehicle related was SO ridiculous.

Gordon Ramsey is too busy shooting TV shows to give a fuck about your meal bitch.

You're like the porno actress that gets in the biz at 18, gets anal herpes and retires at 20.

NO CLAZZ KID.

wut?

[JayN]

Garbage burger bro

3/4 lb of meat
Mac N Cheese
Bacon
Fries
Swiss cheese
Cheddar cheese
Coleslaw

and sometimes ice cream on top

merica fuck ya!

should add bacon at least two mOAR times in there

[r00t]

This was my first time in California and anything vehicle related was SO ridiculous.

we took a cab to the dodger game and our cabbie got into 2 separate fights and almost killed us in an accident

[Estolcles]

Garbage burger bro

3/4 lb of meat
Mac N Cheese
Bacon
Fries
Swiss cheese
Cheddar cheese
Coleslaw

and sometimes ice cream on top

Fuck that Gordon Ramsey shit... I want what Abacab's eating. Minus the coleslaw.

[Tiggles]

Wonder how embarrassing it was to watch you rubes take pictures of every item you got at his tourist trap restaurant.

I've been to the London Gordon Ramsey a couple times in NYC and it's always a delish meal

[Shannacore]

Wonder how embarrassing it was to watch you rubes take pictures of every item you got at his tourist trap restaurant.

I've been to the London Gordon Ramsey a couple times in NYC and it's always a delish meal

Instagramming your food is all the rage

[Estolcles]

Instagramming your food is all the rage

Fuckin' food porn. Not as good as real porn, cleaner than goreporn.

[abacab-winner]

Instagramming your food is all the rage

But you pals make it an art, it isn't cool to post what I eat

http://cf2.primecp.com/master_images/RecipeLion/Ft-Wayne-Copycat-Coney-Dog.jpg

[abacab-winner]

Dems real Midwest coney dogs pal.

[YendorLootmonkey]

http://i.imgur.com/JBBbqqV.jpg

Way to be cheap and just get waters for you and your date.

[abacab-winner]

More Abacab daily man foods

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8eVBGU_c2ls/T2AHtmrXinI/AAAAAAAAADI/9ZCgs0irlBA/s640/HPIM0046.JPG

[kenzar]

Prime Rib only comes one way, so that would be explain why the server did not ask how well/rare u wanted it. I went to his restaurant in NYC a few years back; food was enjoyable. It's hard to not be disappointed when going to these types of restaurants though because of the huge deal he makes about making perfect food on his show, no matter what they serve you, its not going to be perfect. That being said however, it was quite good.

[r00t]

Way to be cheap and just get waters for you and your date.

I had to drive and was parched. She knows she could have ordered a cocktail or 10 ;)

[abacab-winner]

Why go to Gordon's when you can go to dirty?

http://www.tvteeshop.com/products/211533.jpg

[abacab-winner]

Also, midwestern conies are where it's at. 248/313 represent

219/317 mofukka

[r00t]

Lol.

Ordered water.

Upset "prime rib" was rare.

Takes pictures of every item they are served like going out to eat is a once in a life time event.

Bet she let you stick it in her pooper anyway because that's how poor you kids are.

At least Abacab doesn't try to be pretentious wish his instatweet or whatever pics.

Remember kids, drink your Ovaltine! (http://www.loloshame.com)

Either prince or cast

I could have ordered sugar water instead. I only put the receipt with the prices to show how "fair" they were ( a bit of a stretch since portions are kinda small)

I'm pretty sure prime rib is not usually 100% red and still twitching

she takes pics of all drinks and food because theres a whole science in the food world called preparation you moran.

dont want poopdick

gonna make a baconburger dog tomorrow after seeing abacabs youtubeinstragramfacebookimgur of it

[SamwiseRed]

i love ramsey thats awesome. i seriously expected it to cost more though. ill try it next time im in cali.

[r00t]

s/preparation/presentation yall

[abacab-winner]

gonna make a baconburger dog tomorrow after seeing abacabs youtubeinstragramfacebookimgur of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyv5HK-j8o

[Estolcles]

dont want poopdick

She can clean her butthole. Or you can use a condom. Enemas do the trick too.

[Kagatob]

always laughing at " fancy" food, it's always from the grossest part of the animal and is never cooked enough.

Also Shana you could do so much better than that wannabe dweeb. Somethings gotta be seriously fucked up with you that you aren't letting on about.

[Ephirith]

Would have just snorted that creme brulee and left the fruit on the table

[Lu|z Sect]

How was desert? And by desert I mean sex .

http://chipandchase.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Internet-Troll.jpg

[Kevynne]

219/317 mofukka

219 represent.

[Estolcles]

Also Shana you could do so much better than that wannabe dweeb. Somethings gotta be seriously fucked up with you that you aren't letting on about.

Must be hung like a whale.

[Shannacore]

Also Shana you could do so much better than that wannabe dweeb. Somethings gotta be seriously fucked up with you that you aren't letting on about.

He is fun as fuck to hang out with, an A+ boyfriend, and excellent in bed. He makes me happy, what more does a girl need?~

[Lu|z Sect]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/68832862/large.gif

[Shannacore]

Oooh, is someone getting a little tired of footing the bills for her Forumquest boyfriend?

Que? It was relevant to the cost of the evening

[Shannacore]

Must be hung like a whale.

:)

[Flamewraith]

always laughing at " fancy" food, it's always from the grossest part of the animal and is never cooked enough.

Also Shana you could do so much better than that wannabe dweeb. Somethings gotta be seriously fucked up with you that you aren't letting on about.

If Naez is good to her and she enjoys his company then you really have no business in saying that. Can't stand people the butt into other people's relationships like they know what they're talking about.

[gaylordfockerp99]

Keep her fed. I hear fatties start to cheat when they get hungry.

[Shannacore]

If Naez is good to her and she enjoys his company then you really have no business in saying that. Can't stand people the butt into other people's relationships like they know what they're talking about.

[gaylordfockerp99]

^^^^^^Aka Girl is fat, you dont impress.

[Ephirith]

Keep her fed. I hear fatties start to cheat when they get hungry.

I don't wanna be mean or nothing.. but you see her lately bro?.. she isn't that avatar anymore thats for sure.
Too much ovaltine.

http://i.imgur.com/Fp51qrU.gif

[r00t]

who said I was complaining about it being rare? there was no "but" when I said it was bomb as fuck

[Shannacore]

Unhappy people upset about other people being happy

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dr.-Who.gif

[Sidelle]

Way to be cheap and just get waters for you and your date.

Laughing so hard!! Can't breathe... Ohmigod..K, better now.

[Hasbinbad]

In Soviet Los Angeles, Parking Fee IS Parking Ticket.

[gaylordfockerp99]

I no longer play on this sever. But i still see fat. Stop being fat and running his tab over 100$. You know he doesnt make that in a week.

[Lu|z Sect]

Said the butcher who accepts charity.

[YendorLootmonkey]

He is fun as fuck to hang out with, an A+ boyfriend, and excellent in bed. He makes me happy, what more does a girl need?~

Some goddamn alcohol with her fancy dinner? :)

[gaylordfockerp99]

D

[Aviann]

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dr.-Who.gif

Man... this picture just made me cry like four times.

[Sidelle]

You know what? Quit being dicks, they're happy. ;) I read the whole thread and she is happy, he seems happy.. fuck off ppl. God...

[gaylordfockerp99]

Dont get it twisted. I would take her to Taco Bell. But would never call again. You gain more more calories fucking her then eating a slim Jim. Oh yeah!

[Stinkum]

Some extremely bitter virgins in this thread. Nitpicking drink orders on an Elf sim forum won't make you feel better than you have no social life or companionship in your own life.

[Daldolma]

why y'all hatin on two forum pals palling around

[gaylordfockerp99]

I've never nit picked in my life, nor paid for anything more then a drink for a fat girl. I guess I'm just realistic.

[gaylordfockerp99]

If any problems. Tiggles has access to info and can give it like he did Mortiss' sweaty pic and disspr

[gaylordfockerp99]

Disapprove me. Did I meni

[Sidelle]

So when nerds become officially "asexual" does it suddenly become a nub, like a Ken doll? I always wondered....

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Barbie-Lot-of-3-Ken-dolls-OOAK-or-repaint-Nudes-HorseLovin-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMzU5/z/DaIAAMXQE9hR~~y5/$(KGrHqNHJFIFHm))q-+vBR++y5JHJg~~60_3.JPG

P.S. I think I like the dismembered version. ;)

Kthxbye

[gaylordfockerp99]

I suck, and iPhones are the worst. I have just discredited myself more then fatty tiggles. Eat a salad.

[Aviann]

I'm pretty much an alcoholic too, lets hang one day

[Shannacore]

Quit shitting up our ~FINE DINING~ thread

[Shannacore]

Fuck you tralina you fat Eslut

That one didn't even sound sincere :c

[JayN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE0BfXtq0u0

[Hasbinbad]

Naez has Tralalalolol bought you a jacket yet?

[Shannacore]

Naez has Tralalalolol bought you a jacket yet?

Huh?

[Kraftwerk]

Isn't the one in w Hollywood only one Michelin star? The one in NY is two star and the one in London is three star. Obv the NY or London ones would be better (and likely $300 in NY or $500 in London).

[Kagatob]

Lol white knights jumping to conclusions.

I find Naez to be nothing but a bullshitting nerd wannabe punk. Shanna is ok peeps I guess? Do the math. ;)

[r00t]

Isn't the one in w Hollywood only one Michelin star? The one in NY is two star and the one in London is three star. Obv the NY or London ones would be better (and likely $300 in NY or $500 in London).

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dlDSOray2SE/UVPY7au7CqI/AAAAAAAABGU/XCmqMHwacU0/s320/BiBendum-michelin_man.jpg

[JackFlash]

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk View Post
Isn't the one in w Hollywood only one Michelin star? The one in NY is two star and the one in London is three star. Obv the NY or London ones would be better (and likely $300 in NY or $500 in London).

This ^^

[Stinkum]

I've been diagnosed with asperger's syndrome.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34

[JayN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE0BfXtq0u0

[Flamewraith]

Lol white knights jumping to conclusions.

I find Naez to be nothing but a bullshitting nerd wannabe punk. Shanna is ok peeps I guess? Do the math. ;)

Well lets look at another perspective. Take me for example. I'm very intelligent with a great future going for me; I have already begun my career (electrician) I have my own vehicle, and I just moved into my own apartment. I turned 18 last month. You could say that I have a lot going for me, problem is I'm selfish, rude, and controlling. I'm TERRIBLE when it comes to relationships..... I have never had one last more than a month and it's ALL my fault. Naez may be a fuck up, he may have nothing going for him, but if he can make Shanna happy, who the fuck are we to judge him?

[Lune]

That's just what they are calling fuckups these days.

A clinician can't say "Son, well, you're a fuckup. You're a dipshit. I'm sorry". It's gotta be aspergers, or the attention deficits, or dylsexia. That way it is much easier for everyone to deal with emotionally because it puts a face on it. They don't despise the fuckup, they despise the aspergers. But really, everyone despises the fuckup, because that's human nature.

Sorry Kagatob, you're a fuckup. Enjoy the extra time they give you on tests.

[Shannacore]

Naez may be a fuck up, he may have nothing going for him

But this isn't accurate

[Flamewraith]

But this isn't accurate

I didn't mean to imply that this was the truth, it was more of a "what if" then a "this is the situation" My bad, I should have clarified.

[Shannacore]

I didn't mean to imply that this was the truth, it was more of a "what if" then a "this is the situation" My bad, I should have clarified.

Oh

All good ^_^

[Lune]

But this isn't accurate

He's taking photographs of overpriced, sloppy dishes made by mexicans at a brand restaurant associated with a pop culture chef who appeals almost exclusively to the lower class, summarily dicking a fat internet attention idol who "isn't marriage material", and then posting about it in the adversarial dramatroll section of an emulated early fringe fantasy MMO.

The evidence is piling up like cottage cheese on your thighs

[Shannacore]

He's taking photographs of overpriced, sloppy dishes made by mexicans at a brand restaurant associated with a pop culture chef who appeals almost exclusively to the lower class, summarily dicking a fat internet attention idol who "isn't marriage material", and then posting about it in the adversarial dramatroll section of an emulated early fringe fantasy MMO.

The evidence is piling up like cottage cheese on your thighs

Unhappy people upset about other people being happy

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dr.-Who.gif

[Estolcles]

He's taking photographs of overpriced, sloppy dishes made by mexicans at a brand restaurant associated with a pop culture chef who appeals almost exclusively to the lower class, summarily dicking a fat internet attention idol who "isn't marriage material", and then posting about it in the adversarial dramatroll section of an emulated early fringe fantasy MMO.

For some reason, I read this, but the voice I hear it in is Lauren Graham's from "Gillmore Girls".

[Lune]

Let me make that more appropriate

Unhappy people upset about other people being happy

http://i.imgur.com/y2VHEs3.jpg

[Estolcles]

Let me make that more appropriate

I'd want the first 4, but I'd end up with #5 if history is to repeat itsself...

... unless one of the first 4 was a tranny, then I wouldn't end up with #5.

[abacab-winner]

I'm waiting for Tralina & Naez sextape:

"Rants & Dames: Dickin' deep fo these internet creeps"

[Shannacore]

I'm waiting for Tralina & Naez sextape:

"Rants & Dames: Dickin' deep fo these internet creeps"

LOL

A+ title, would use.

[r00t]

He's taking photographs of overpriced, sloppy dishes made by mexicans at a brand restaurant associated with a pop culture chef who appeals almost exclusively to the lower class, summarily dicking a fat internet attention idol who "isn't marriage material", and then posting about it in the adversarial dramatroll section of an emulated early fringe fantasy MMO.

The evidence is piling up like cottage cheese on your thighs

you're full of unwarranted hubris so I don't really feel need to elaborate on why all of your shallow, racist and uninformed points are wrong, starting from the very first word of your reply actually.

[JayN]

exclusively to the lower class

really made him butt hurt

[r00t]

almost exclusively, leaving wiggle room ofc

[sulpher01]

Thanks for posting the pictures... watched a lot of kitchen nightmares where ramsey plays a psychiatrist to a bunch of nuts rather than teaching them to run a restaurant (not his fault)... was curious what his food was like. About what I suspected, tasty, but faux classy. (wtf's with that salad?? did you take a chisel to the crouton?)

[Kagatob]

That's just what they are calling fuckups these days.

A clinician can't say "Son, well, you're a fuckup. You're a dipshit. I'm sorry". It's gotta be aspergers, or the attention deficits, or dylsexia. That way it is much easier for everyone to deal with emotionally because it puts a face on it. They don't despise the fuckup, they despise the aspergers. But really, everyone despises the fuckup, because that's human nature.

Sorry Kagatob, you're a fuckup. Enjoy the extra time they give you on tests.

Sorry wrong on all counts.

See, I has job that pays enough not only for my vehicle and dwelling but I also take care of my mother with money to spare. I have a fiancee and I've aced pretty much every test I've taken. Homework is another story entirely though. ;)

Nice try though?

[Godefroi]

http://www.lucienbarriere.com/localized/fr/restaurants/nos_restaurants/fouquets.htm

For real food. You will need 600 $ for two, or around.

[FoxxHound]

You should let me borrow your gf for a little while~

[Tiggles]

Thanks for posting the pictures... watched a lot of kitchen nightmares where ramsey plays a psychiatrist to a bunch of nuts rather than teaching them to run a restaurant (not his fault)... was curious what his food was like. About what I suspected, tasty, but faux classy. (wtf's with that salad?? did you take a chisel to the crouton?)

If you have BBC watch the UK version it is so much better. American audiences are stupid and just want to listen to him yell.

[Godefroi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05QV4n4G0nk

[Samoht]

They didn't even ask how I wanted it cooked

uhh, there's only one way to serve prime rib.

it came out rare as fuck

that's right.

[Klendathu]

My wife digs all of Ramsey's shows, fuckin media center DVR is full of his shit, both 'Merican and BBC.

Naez n Shanna (Shaez? Let's see if that sticks), glad you two had a good time. Since you will prolly go back to a GR establishment before I will, try the beef wellington and tell me if it's any good, would ya?

[Kraftwerk]

If you have BBC watch the UK version it is so much better. American audiences are stupid and just want to listen to him yell.

The F Word is Ramsays best show by far. No yelling, good cooking advice, interesting setup and "competitions". Love that show.

[Lu|z Sect]

Sorry wrong on all counts.

See, I has job that pays enough not only for my vehicle and dwelling but I also live at home with my mommy.

Nice try though?

[Klendathu]

The F Word is Ramsays best show by far. No yelling, good cooking advice, interesting setup and "competitions". Love that show.

On that note, his "Kitchen Nightmares" on BBC are sooo much better than the American ones. Come to think of it, most shows with British and American identities are almost always superior in their British forms.

[Swish]

Been watching Hells Kitchen USA lately, funny shit.... y'all like to speak to the camera like shit is happening in real time, even though when they record the camera part its probably days later.

Funny shit.

[ymw]

All meat should come out rare as fuck, what's the problem there?

[Shannacore]

My wife digs all of Ramsey's shows, fuckin media center DVR is full of his shit, both 'Merican and BBC.

Naez n Shanna (Shaez? Let's see if that sticks), glad you two had a good time. Since you will prolly go back to a GR establishment before I will, try the beef wellington and tell me if it's any good, would ya?

Shaez, haha.

[Raavak]

The coolest Caesar salad I ever had was at a party in the Milwaukee museum. They made it up and tossed it in a cocktail shaker, and you ate it out of a martini glass. Tasted the same as any other one but the presentation was A++.

[carli]

Been watching Hells Kitchen USA lately, funny shit.... y'all like to speak to the camera like shit is happening in real time, even though when they record the camera part its probably days later.

Funny shit.


I seriously can't watch reality shows because of this reason alone. When they talk to the camera they act like it's happening RIGHT NOW. And you know it's not...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSTEqHxh3fI


Also that Halibut looks tasty! Glad you had a nice night, minus the parking ticket! :p

[Shannacore]

Also that Halibut looks tasty! Glad you had a nice night, minus the parking ticket! :p

It was! It was cooked perfectly, and the other flavors on the plate complimented it very well.

Thanks ^_^

[r00t]

yall steak connoisseurs are morans I trust yahoo answers over you

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090407094318AAhQZ1U

[FoxxHound]

r00t let me borrow yo woman.

[Tiggles]

The F Word is Ramsays best show by far. No yelling, good cooking advice, interesting setup and "competitions". Love that show.

agreed

I like the competitions they have with celebs

If the celeb beats him in a taste test he serves there item on the menu.

Onetime some chick beat his brownie with some box mix shit and he broke his rules and served his anyways.

[Klendathu]

I like most beef cuts as rare as I can get it, usually. But it depends on the reputation of the place I am ordering it from. If Im at a reputable steak house, I'll get it rare or med-rare. If Im at Waffle House or Denny's getting a t-bone, that shit needs to be down a bit longer. That said, prime rib tends to run a bit rare anyway. Ordering it medium will still look and taste more bloody than even a ribeye at medium.

Either way, one would think that ordering any protein from a Gordon Ramsay joint would not disappoint. And apparently it didn't here.

[Pico]

can i be invited to wedding

[Shannacore]

can i be invited to wedding

Contrary to popular AIM chat belief, there is no Shaez wedding in the works.

[Nirgon]

Another elaborate ruse by Naez + Tral

[Shannacore]

Another elaborate ruse by Naez + Tral

There is no trickery in this thread!

[Hasbinbad]

Naez wtf man, pop the question already. Neither of you will ever get an opportunity like this again.

[FoxxHound]

can i be invited to wedding

Me too. I'll be the best man~

[Shannacore]

Just 'cause he bought me a ring doesn't mean it's a godamn engagement ring

[Nirgon]

There is no trickery in this thread!

You owe Gyno a child

[Shannacore]

You owe Gyno a child

Hahahahaaha.

[FoxxHound]

Just 'cause he bought me a ring doesn't mean it's a godamn engagement ring

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY6FVF58rHoRafdFOnbmnOw_T9--aFPjnUr9FMPus8H7N26jEi

[r00t]

I like most beef cuts as rare as I can get it, usually. But it depends on the reputation of the place I am ordering it from. If Im at a reputable steak house, I'll get it rare or med-rare. If Im at Waffle House or Denny's getting a t-bone, that shit needs to be down a bit longer

was at some shitty diner ordered a ribeye and got a bottom of the barrel sirloin. tasted like shit so Im like okay lets do some A1 and then a nasty wrinkly ass french fry came out the bottle onto my fucking plate. I stared in disbelief for 7 seconds as my life flashed before my eyes because in that moment I just wanted to DIE

then like was at another restaurant and was chewing a piece of ribeye and spit it out cuz too much fat (just in that 1 piece tho) and shanna like "wuts wrong" Im like "is fatty" as the waitress walks by. comped $25 off meal so she got a ridic tip, the funny part is it was a gr8 steak it was just the timing

I literally only eat steak Im gonna get lou gehrigs disease

[r00t]

http://i.imgur.com/leN0Lyj.gif

[Hasbinbad]

he bought me a ring
Did he have to twist a knob to attain said ring ?

[Estolcles]

Did he have to twist a knob to attain said ring ?

I'm thinking it was a claw machine.

[r00t]

http://yesteryearremembered.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/crackerjack-prize.jpg

[Klendathu]

Real man's way of earning dat bling:

http://www.thedacrons.com/eric/carnival_games/carnival_game_LS.JPG

[Orruar]

yall steak connoisseurs are morans I trust yahoo answers over you

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090407094318AAhQZ1U

You trust random people on the internet over random people on the internet? None of those responses received more than 1 vote. From a purely statistical standpoint, the echo chamber here is actually more likely to be correct in this case.

I've always seen prime rib served bloody and while I like my steaks medium rare, I don't touch prime rib as I've never seen it cooked enough.

[r00t]

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[Samoht]

yall steak connoisseurs are morans I trust yahoo answers over you

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090407094318AAhQZ1U

lol, this answer isn't even remotely correct.

"not as hot or cooked as long as the smaller end"

prime rib is cooked for HOURS to reach a consistent warm (not hot) temperature.

the question was loaded to begin with

"why is prime rib from a buffet bad and cold"

bad? buffet.
cold? buffet.

jesus christ.

[r00t]

wuts poppin

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[Shannacore]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/541699_4434922065905_150844983_n.jpg

I cooked this beautiful chunk of meat last year for Christmas.

Prime rib is divine if done properly.

[abacab-winner]

I love the buffet circuit, I pay $4.95 for an all you can eat asian buffet, I shovel at least 30 shrimp nigiris down my throat.

[cyryllis]

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/raining_david_tennant.gif

At least use the one without the nose drip. I mean...you take a good thread and just nose drip it, dropping it from 7.1/10 to like 5.5

The internet is serious business

[Bill Tetley]

omg you lives are so god damn interesting please stream live for us via your google glasses so we can all tune in. hey hey wait... is that a pink punch buggy? haha you know what that means! teeheee <3<3

[Aviann]

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/raining_david_tennant.gif

At least use the one without the nose drip. I mean...you take a good thread and just nose drip it, dropping it from 7.1/10 to like 5.5

The internet is serious business

the nose drip added flavor :(

[Ahldagor]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/541699_4434922065905_150844983_n.jpg
.

you over paid

[Kraftwerk]

agreed

I like the competitions they have with celebs

If the celeb beats him in a taste test he serves there item on the menu.

Onetime some chick beat his brownie with some box mix shit and he broke his rules and served his anyways.

Just checked, and for any other F Word enthusiasts, if you have Comcast you can watch like 20-24 episodes (probably all or 80% of the entire series) online. This is great.

[Shannacore]

you over paid

No I didn't

[Orruar]

I suspect that people who take pictures of food fall into 3 classes:

1) People who see food so rarely that they want to keep a picture around to remember what it looks like.
2) Fatasses who think of their food almost like their family.
3) People who think it's important to tell others about what they ingested and then dropped into a toilet a few hours later.

Though come to think of it, 1) is probably not too common, as they would more likely trade the camera/phone for food at some point.

[Shannacore]

4) people who appreciate the art

[Estolcles]

I suspect that people who take pictures of food fall into 3 classes:

1) People who see food so rarely that they want to keep a picture around to remember what it looks like.
2) Fatasses who think of their food almost like their family.
3) People who think it's important to tell others about what they ingested and then dropped into a toilet a few hours later.

Though come to think of it, 1) is probably not too common, as they would more likely trade the camera/phone for food at some point.

Where's the black african kid with the "Lemme get this straight" look when you need him?

[Orruar]

4) people who appreciate the art

5) People who are in the 3) category, but can't admit it to themselves and thus come up with bullshit answers like 4).

Look, I wasn't judging. I've taken pictures of food and it's totally due to narcissism, putting me in the 3) category. You can pretend to have nobler ambitions, but I'd bet a dozen overpriced meals that you took the pictures in order to show them off to your friends later.

[Stibe]

5) People who are in the 3) category, but can't admit it to themselves and thus come up with bullshit answers like 4).

Look, I wasn't judging. I've taken pictures of food and it's totally due to narcissism, putting me in the 3) category. You can pretend to have nobler ambitions, but I'd bet a dozen overpriced meals that you took the pictures in order to show them off to your friends later.

100% this. "ZOMG you guize, we went to an expensive restaurant!"

[funhorroryes]

how the fuck did this only cost $101? for that kind of meal in Australia you would pay $250+

[abacab-winner]

how the fuck did this only cost $101? for that kind of meal in Australia you would pay $250+

Is that you FHY? Lord of the Crushbone grief?

Or is it just some nerd ripping your name off the SZ boards?

- Aladeen Aladun

Good Cleric, SZ

[Shannacore]

how the fuck did this only cost $101? for that kind of meal in Australia you would pay $250+

'MURICA

[CharlesBarkley]

4) people who appreciate the art

that's the dumbest thing you could say

[Shannacore]

that's the dumbest thing you could say

Good quality, well presented food is a nice thang. Nothing wrong with wanting to ~share the experience~ imo.

[Thana8088]

Good quality, well presented food is a nice thang. Nothing wrong with wanting to ~share the experience~ imo.

Curious- Why can't you just share it with the person you are eating with? lol

[Shannacore]

Relevant:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/types-of-people-who-take-photos-of-their-food-instead-of

[adaisyifyoudo]

Relevant:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/types-of-people-who-take-photos-of-their-food-instead-of

http://www.loloshame.com

[Orruar]

Curious- Why can't you just share it with the person you are eating with? lol

Because clearly RNF is the appropriate place to share pictures of your food.

[r00t]

instagram too obv

[Stinkum]

I don't get why people post pictures of food, but it especially confuses me why they would take pics of food they bought from a restaurant. The same goes for something incredibly mundane that they made at home like oatmeal.

The other day one of my friends on Facebook uploaded a picture of a peach. Unless a peach symbolizes your sentimental childhood memories of that time you and your dying father planted a peach tree, there is literally no reason to ever post that shit.

[Barkingturtle]

Food is fuel, not art.

Poop--now that's art.

[Tecmos Deception]

The other day one of my friends on Facebook uploaded a picture of a peach.

Some people appreciate the little things in life.

[Shannacore]

Some people appreciate the little things in life.

~

[r00t]

I don't get why people post pictures of food, but it especially confuses me why they would take pics of food they bought from a restaurant. The same goes for something incredibly mundane that they made at home like oatmeal.

The other day one of my friends on Facebook uploaded a picture of a peach. Unless a peach symbolizes your sentimental childhood memories of that time you and your dying father planted a peach tree, there is literally no reason to ever post that shit.

ya I only take picture when I make the food cuz I am so proud


vodka penne

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRadtHGCMAEBh3S.jpg

spicy terriyaki lo mein

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJNwbW6CEAAf9vs.jpg

brosagna

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIaqbDyCYAACV77.jpg

blackened fish (no its not burnt (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BH2C60dCIAIp3ae.jpg))

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFYBIrhCEAAmgwm.png

eggs, turkey sausage, kale, spinach, scallions, cayenne, salsa, avacado, pepperjack cheese, whole wheat tortilla
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFIeFI_CIAANep3.jpg


make fun of me but remember paper plates is to spite hippies cuz I look outside n see plenty o trees

[Stinkum]

Some people appreciate the little things in life.

I somehow question that it means you're appreciating the little things in life anymore than the rest of us because walk around with your camera like some kind of 24/7 tourist taking pictures of half-eaten Gogurt to upload to Facebook.

[FoxxHound]

Look what I made !
http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g427/laurenknapp/2F4F0385-E470-4734-8361-EE48F2B62FC0-1993-0000023A7AE2BE29.jpg

[Shannacore]

Gotta one-up my boyfriend because that is what good girlfriends do

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[r00t]

I need adult diapers for when I'm busy slaying dragons

[r00t]

Im left brained the food might not look as pretty but more number crunching for ingredient sizes imo

[Shannacore]

I wanna kiss you on the mouth

MINE

[Swish]

I don't get why people post pictures of food, but it especially confuses me why they would take pics of food they bought from a restaurant. The same goes for something incredibly mundane that they made at home like oatmeal.

The other day one of my friends on Facebook uploaded a picture of a peach. Unless a peach symbolizes your sentimental childhood memories of that time you and your dying father planted a peach tree, there is literally no reason to ever post that shit.

Agreed! Although if you've been swayed into going to a top notch restaurant people want to take pictures of their arty food. Instagram was made for such things.

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/InstagramIsDown-52186.jpeg

[FoxxHound]

Step off.

She's mine. You step off~

[Shannacore]

She's mine. You step off~

I think you are confused there, Foxxy!

[FoxxHound]

I think you are confused there, Foxxy!

I'm always confused :(

[sero]

Why do you bother looking? Why do you care what other people do? There's a word for people like you: Hater.

Says the psychotic person who tracked down Kagatob on Okcupid and posted his e-mail address, home address, phone number, and pictures on the forum.

[sero]

Psychotic.

I already saved a copy of everything in case you take it down, as well as compiled some more info, such as address and home phone number. Maybe 4chan and my misc brahs will be interested in those...hmm. Careful who you get tough with on the internet bro, and by bro I mean never my bro.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=121100

[Orruar]

Some people appreciate the little things in life.

Some people appreciate the cliches in life.

[Vaildez]

That seems pretty damn cheap.... I think I paid like 370 for craftsteak in Las Vegas.

[Ahldagor]

Some people appreciate the cliches in life.

they paid for a name, and she still over paid for that inferior cut of meat.

[Shannacore]

That seems pretty damn cheap.... I think I paid like 370 for craftsteak in Las Vegas.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23500000/What-the-fuck-random-23594698-400-344.gif

[Vaildez]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23500000/What-the-fuck-random-23594698-400-344.gif

Seriously though... Well worth it. The best food I've ever had.

[CharlesBarkley]

One craft steak for 370 dollars for me, please!

[r00t]

That seems pretty damn cheap.... I think I paid like 370 for craftsteak in Las Vegas.

Vernon's hidden speakeasy steakhouse thing in ABQ was about $300 but we did drank up a fair bit

[Vaildez]

Vernon's hidden speakeasy steakhouse thing in ABQ was about $300 but we did drank up a fair bit

I'm just surprised cause its Gordon Ramsey. I had heard before his restaurants are ridiculously expensive.

[r00t]

yea was expecting it to be a lot more when I looked into the place. the only super ridiculous priced thing was beef wellington at $89 tho but "served for two", almost got one anyway prolly shoulda

[Nirgon]

Emeril's place in Orlando was worth the price.

Bout the only time I ever went somewhere "special" that was actually worth it.