Brag about my relatives

[harnold]

My uncle played Magnum P.I. on TV.

My aunt was a porn star in the 80s.


Beat that you faggots

[Estolcles]

My uncle played Magnum P.I. on TV.

Proof demanded.

ALSO...

My uncle was one a first name basis with several Republican Presidents, invited to numerous state dinners.

And I fuck a porn star on the semi-regular.

[harnold]

hello little red robin hood, why dont you come check out whats under my dress? lol that was what one of her pornos were about

[pharmakos]

my dad is Aradune

[quido]

My brother likes turtles.

[Reapin]

My great great great grandfather was President of Colombia.

[Kagatob]

My grandfather was an administrator at Auschwitz

[Saidi]

That would be awesome, if it were true.

[pharmakos]

saidi is my sister

[zanderklocke]

My aunt had an affair with someone she met on classic back in 2001.

[timhutton]

Tom sellecks stash is legendary

[timhutton]

My great-great-great grandpa on my grandma's side fought in the civil war. Enlisted in march of '64, died of typhoid fever in july same year.

Thats pretty bad ass.. right.. right?

[Reapin]

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather fucked an ape to create Homo-Sapiens.

[JayN]

Sandusky!

[Weekapaug]

Sandusky!

Ouch

[SamwiseRed]

True story, my great great great ect grand father was Tecumseh

[Pringles]

And I fuck a porn star on the semi-regular.

So you're proud that 50 other dudes are nailing your girl? Not sure I'd brag about it.

[Reapin]

True story, my great great great ect grand father was Tecumseh

Very cool. I am half native myself (Blackfeet)

[Weekapaug]

My great great grandfather owned slaves. My great grandfather was the first owner of an automobile in the state of NC.

Being magnum pi's nephew is much cooler, though.

I worked on about 15 academy award nominated and winning films, including a couple of best pictures, if that counts.

[JayN]

I once had a PENIS this big "



























































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[Estolcles]

So you're proud that 50 other dudes are nailing your girl? Not sure I'd brag about it.

She's not my girl. But she is one of my best friends.

[Estolcles]

I worked on about 15 academy award nominated and winning films, including a couple of best pictures, if that counts.

I think we found our winner.

[Malice_Mizer]

My grandfather was an administrator at Auschwitz

Somehow the most believable claim in this entire thread.

[beyondinfin]

My great great great great---- grandpa was Captain Graves and he was captured by Pocahontas's father Chief Powhatan before being released.

On my moms side my great Grandpa was one of the policeman at the scene of Bonnie & Clyde's death.

Thanks OP for the chance to brag about the cool things my ancestors did that I can't do anymore today.

[Daldolma]

eric bana (actually banadinovic) is my cousin

[radditsu]

My ancestors ate an apple and got kicked out of eden...never forgave them.

[Weekapaug]

On my moms side my great Grandpa was one of the policeman at the scene of Bonnie & Clyde's death.

Very cool.

I know a gentleman (not related to him tho) whose signature is on Howard Hughes's death certificate.

[Weekapaug]

eric bana (actually banadinovic) is my cousin

Your cousin was quite good in Black Hawk Down.

[Weekapaug]

This is actually a pretty cool thread. Six degrees and all that.

[Alorae]

My mom was a secretary for Wernher von Braun.

[Reapin]

And you are what?? 50? 60?

Geezer

[Alorae]

And you are what?? 50? 60?

Geezer

no?

[Hasbinbad]

i would tell you guys who i am related to but you wouldn't believe me

[Weekapaug]

i would tell you guys who i am related to but you wouldn't believe me

Lame. Cough it up!

[Hinthek]

No mention of Kevin Bacon yet??

[Hasbinbad]

Lame. Cough it up!
Well, I'll start peripherally.. My mom's godfather was Hermes Pan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes_Pan_%28choreographer%29).

[Kagatob]

Well, I'll start peripherally.. My mom's godfather was Hermes Pan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes_Pan_%28choreographer%29).

Never heard of him, doesn't look interesting. Next.

[Ahldagor]

the one guy we don't talk about...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer_Wayne_Henley

[Malice_Mizer]

http://www.luxury-insider.com/uploads/features/2012/06/guide-white-tie-essentials_3.jpg?width=630

[Ephirith]

I'm descended from Presidents William Henry Harrison and Benjamin Harrison, and a line of Virginia governors.

My great grandfather commanded the USS Blue during the attack on Pearl Harbor.

I've got mormons in my family that have traced a good amount of my lineage back to medieval Europe (so they could retroactively baptize my ancestors or something. Fucking mormons)

My grandmother is embarrassingly and vocally racist

[Estolcles]

My grandmother is embarrassingly and vocally racist

Don't feel too bad. My dad is the same way.

[Ephirith]

True story, my great great great ect grand father was Tecumseh

If that's the case our ancestors both commanded opposing sides of the Battle of Tippecanoe

[Nuggie]

blood fued just started?

[Aviann]

My grandfather was an administrator at Auschwitz

I am turned on now

[Estolcles]

If that's the case our ancestors both commanded opposing sides of the Battle of Tippecanoe

That's it. Time for a Ephirith/SamwiseRed duel. Both bring their top leveled char with most gear, and battle it out in the arena to settle the war! :eek:

[Sidelle]

eric bana (actually banadinovic) is my cousin

Seriously? I love him.. What's his wife like? According to wiki they've been married since 1997 so maybe they're almost done? Lolz

I have forgiven him for The Other Boleyn Girl. He is just too hot to play big fat Henry VIII. What was he thinking? :confused:

[SamwiseRed]

If that's the case our ancestors both commanded opposing sides of the Battle of Tippecanoe

nice :) yea im 1/4 shawnee.my grandmother is full blood tho.