<TBD> Trials Open For Team99

[heartbrand]

<Stay At Home Sons> will be a guild on Team99 that will be going to a yet to be determined team that we will discuss as a unit prior to the launch of the server depending on the ruleset. We will be capping our roster size at 30 tagged players, possibly 25, with the potential for some extras @ server release to account for the inevitable 20% of people who will burn out a week in. Your roster space will never be safe in this guild. While we're not looking to "cut" people, and consider this to be a guild of pals, if you're unable to cast ice comet properly or you suck @ barding and refuse to learn/listen/improve/help out, you will be replaced with a superior ice comet caster. Loot will be /random amongst need before greed, and all loot not needed will be sold and funds distributed equally across guild, no unknown guild banks or anything retarded. This is classic bros, there ain't any pixels worth shit anyway other than cloak of flames which is a dime a dozen in kunark so no room for fucking pixel lust in this guild [and we're merging eventually anyway].

Guild Charter/Rules/Vision as follows:

1) This is a guild of pals. While I welcome the chance to potentially meet some new players and welcome them into the guild, if you're a big time mouth breather / don't know the difference between granny smith and geno smith, you aren't a good fit for the guild. While we want to win some fights here, we're here to have fun, no fucking ragers or shit like that.

2) The goal is definitely to snipe some targets with the elite wizard squad, but we openly acknowledge that we will never truly be able to out no life those who want to treat team99 like a second job. We're content winning the battles we choose to fight.

3) Everyone is expected to help each other. Bards are expected to carry our incredibly limited melee/cleric squad, wizards to help as well, no one who can't solo should ever be left to fend for themselves while others get solo exp.

4) There's really no officers/leadership/official shit like that, THIS IS AN ELF SIMULATOR AFTERALL, though we'll def have someone far more qualified than myself callin the pvp shots, prolly the Grandmaster Cwall or Chuck.

The following classes are being recruited:

1 Warrior
1 Monk who can pull
3-5 Clerics
2-3 Enchanters
3 Bards
10-14 Wizards
2 Shamans

There's some SLIGHT leeway to this list but if you even try to app as a fucking SK or paladin or something retarded like that then I alrdy know ur dumb and ur not part of the vision of this guild.

PM me to app



EDIT: I have about 20 people committed so far, we're short on bards currently and enchanters, but still room for others as well.
SECOND Edit: A lot of class planning is tentative depending on the result of resist tuning. If resists are changed to make casters irrelevant plan on melees / clerics / bards, which if we get real immersed is what we'd main switch to for kunark anyway.

[abacab-winner]

Lol, no mages in classic guild.

[heartbrand]

Mages are good, they're very good, but at the end of the day I'll take a wizard over a mage on red99 because they are better suited for griefing raid content than mages. [Mage nukes are useless on bosses, and pets very meh on bosses] This is a size capped guild, so there was only room for one or the other. This is NOT a PVP guild, though we will be PVP, this is a teams griefing guild.

[SamwiseRed]

druid are good and newt. gonna have to deal with them no matter wut :)

tunare - good // karana - newt

[heartbrand]

That's conjecture that you have no basis for.

[SamwiseRed]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pfMavi2OiXg/UORP39BPDII/AAAAAAAAA08/TCAz9onjMXY/s320/lawyer_justice.jpg

[krazyGlue]

Tbd Means what exactly

[heartbrand]

To be determined, no name yet

[Sektor]

I'm in.


Going Cleric or Bard, not sure.

[heartbrand]

Got two clerics and a wizard so far. Still need our alpha puller monk as top priority.

[Bazia]

batphone ur boy gong

[heartbrand]

Gong is in two worlds already don't think he'll join three dawg

[Bazia]

list of great pullers really short, hence nizzar rolling monk becuz no one is competent at monk pulls

[heartbrand]

Update: 2 clerics, 1 bard, 3 wizards accounted for. Shit shapin up fast.

[SamwiseRed]

smells like a newt guild, ill gladly crush it with my rusty 2 handed

[heartbrand]

Have gotten a lot of interest in this, I know which team we will be rolling, but I won't be announcing until server is about to launch.

[SamwiseRed]

if nizzar does ruin 2.0 (evil) you still gonna be good/newt?

[heartbrand]

It's a secret dawg

[SamwiseRed]

not really you just said you want druids which eliminates one team

[heartbrand]

No, I was going to go the team with druids to avoid having 2 deal with them, but now I'll be going a certain team for certain reasons and will let every1 know which team we're going via PM / private correspondence. Dont shit up this thread dawg thx

[SamwiseRed]

my bad, just trying to have a discussion.the OP led me to believe you were turning your back on your master. i wish you the best :)

[heartbrand]

team99 =/= red99, I don't know what nihilum is doing but I don't feel obligated to be guilded with people I'm guilded with on red99 on every game and server I play in the future you know?

[SamwiseRed]

sounds good to me. hope to see you on the good team but if not ill be sure to cleanse you of your sins.

[heartbrand]

Have ten people interested so far looking good

[Kraftwerk]

2) It takes me about a month to hit 50 can I app? No, if you can't hit 50 in less than 2 weeks this isn't the guild for you.



This is some serious socking. I can't make that cut.

[Sektor]

Did you add me?

[HeisChuck]

can you push my app right thru since u know..... its me

[heartbrand]

This is some serious socking. I can't make that cut.

there's some slight sarcasm, going to fix main post to be tad more serious as I'm more motivated now

[SamwiseRed]

not trolling

if HB gets crew set up and is somehow not on nizzars team, shit already looking pretty interesting. pras.

[heartbrand]

updated info, guild is for real, have a lot of interested people

[Kraftwerk]

I would probably join, and play a wizard. But I just don't have it in me to play EQ anymore. Maybe down the line, I'll be sure to reserve the name Solsek from the get go though and keep it on the backburner.

Wishing ya'll good luck, it sounds fun.

[Agatha]

I would probably join, and play a wizard. But I just don't have it in me to play EQ anymore. Maybe down the line, I'll be sure to reserve the name Solsek from the get go though and keep it on the backburner.

Wishing ya'll good luck, it sounds fun.

if anyone thinks they are getting any of ur original names on new server lol, i already know of one dedicated team that is going to be name griefing.

[Colgate]

o god just saw this and lol'd hard at that intro

[s1ckness]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2dt0vpy.png

[heartbrand]

thought about mages but 1) they suck against raid mobs 2) if resists fixed pets will be non-factor 3) ez to stack FR but not ez 2 stack cr + fr 4) in mass pvp most times you wont have a pet up or it's too much of a liability

[heartbrand]

If I was flying solo id prolly roll Mage.

[Slug]

It would behoove of individuals to remember what an absolute train wreck Heartbrand was before Nihilium. I haven't been paying attention, but if the new server is a wipe scenario, with people starting from scratch - the last wagon anyone wants to hitch to, is a wagon led by Heartbrand.

[heartbrand]

Nobody non factors already getting their jimmies rustled, guild succeeding already and server doesn't even exist. In other news we have 15 individuals ready to join the cause, low on more wizards / monk / warrior.

[s1ckness]

It would behoove of individuals to remember what an absolute train wreck Heartbrand was before Nihilium. I haven't been paying attention, but if the new server is a wipe scenario, with people starting from scratch - the last wagon anyone wants to hitch to, is a wagon led by Heartbrand.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2lxb67n.jpg

[heartbrand]

monk spot has been filled pras

[s1ckness]

p.s god fucking help whoever is rolling that monk during classic

http://i39.tinypic.com/rk1loz.jpg

the golden calf

[Sektor]

if anyone thinks they are getting any of ur original names on new server lol, i already know of one dedicated team that is going to be name griefing.

This guy sounds mad. I have like 20 different names I can use dawg.

[heartbrand]

the servers are tied together so you won't be able to use your names from one on the other, at least allegedly

[Greegon]

Crazy.. Is there any sort of rough estimate on when the server is going to be dropped? I gotta prepare so that I can take time off and do nothing but poopsock some XPs

[Mingo]

If there were tryouts and a 'cut' i dont think you'd make it HB.

[Lu|z Sect]

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/national/asifa-top.jpg

[s1ckness]

already quit my job, put my kids in fostercare, and roomed up with 3 koreans for max xp

[SamwiseRed]

ive already read the entire wiki twice.

[Nads]

I have this on repeat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtKbfqyKUw

[heartbrand]

I've been getting a lot of PMs, I'm not ignoring them I'm making a list, keep on sending them in. We're looking good for when this launches, impressed it has come together so fast.

[heartbrand]

Just a quick side note. If you're slightly hesitant thinking oh boy a heartbrand led guild, I have no intention of calling the shots or anything like that. I'm just doing the bitch work here to organize this for the team server. Our decisions will be communal and like I said pvp shots etc will be called by those qualified of which we have quite a few already.

[RoguePhantom]

Just a quick side note. If you're slightly hesitant thinking oh boy a heartbrand led guild, I have no intention of calling the shots or anything like that. I'm just doing the bitch work here to organize this for the team server. Our decisions will be communal and like I said pvp shots etc will be called by those qualified of which we have quite a few already.

AKA, you will bail at the first sign of trouble, like every other guild you were in.

[heartbrand]

Yaw dunno this guild isn't about me dawg, and considering I was the last holocaust left standing / last uprising member / last founding fathers left standing / last red dawn left standing I don't think your point is too accurate. Many of my fellow nilly brothers who have already quenched their thirst for pixel lust on dead99 are ready to take on team99 with a completely different mind set, prioritizing pvp over pve. It's gonna be good times.

[Bazia]

id fuck with hb

let's do this

[SamwiseRed]

HB will be fun to fight against assuming they are going newt. pras.

[Kevynne]

I wanna be a high elf.
High elf or bust.



Well... Elf or bust.

[Darksinga]

I wanna be a high elf.
High elf or bust.



Well... Elf or bust.

The Royal Guard is for you then my dear friend. Any enemy who stands against us will perish. Praise be to Tunare!

*roleplaying voice off*
It may be a little difficult to roleplay 24/7... but let's try it anyways? xD. PERISH YOU EVIL DOERS!

[Vile]

not sure if srs or troll

[HippoNipple]

Many of my fellow nilly brothers who have already quenched their thirst for pixel lust on dead99 are ready to take on team99 with a completely different mind set, prioritizing pvp over pve. It's gonna be good times.

On one hand it is a shame to put time into a server that will be merged into red99 down the road. On the other hand at least it is going to make PvE much less important and PvP the focus for more players. It should be a fun 6 months even if all progress is worthless after merger.

I'm glad to see some core Nihilum members are changing it up.

Hopefully team99 has the population to make red99 merge with blue99.

[Kevynne]

The Royal Guard is for you then my dear friend. Any enemy who stands against us will perish. Praise be to Tunare!

*roleplaying voice off*
It may be a little difficult to roleplay 24/7... but let's try it anyways? xD. PERISH YOU EVIL DOERS!

Wrong server bro. Thisis for teams99

[heartbrand]

This is coming together faster than I ever anticipated which is great. In the next week ill get a message board together where you can post your desired class and we can share our remy quest strats for team99. Recruitment will be pretty leinent for the first couple weeks until the culling begins.

[Lu|z Sect]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/8/84/Jew_recation_image.jpg

[heartbrand]

Who leaked you our guild icon?

[SamwiseRed]

Private manning

[Lu|z Sect]

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/mailman.jpg

[s1ckness]

im so ready for teams99 i got my internet a new cover to keep it safe

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/544570733/hangover_2_stay_at_home_son_iphone_case.jpg?height =160&width=160

[s1ckness]

Looks dangerously close to "Stay at Homo Son"



thats just what u wanted 2 see

[chtulu]

I'm down. wizard.

[heartbrand]

Wut

[NotJeterezpas]

WTB <TBD> Guildbank 5 months from now for blooming onions.

[NotJeterezpas]

^^ see Heartbrand it's because you're a known guildbank thief.

[heartbrand]

Will delete every char I own on stream for a single shred of proof I "stole" a guildbank, thanks

[s1ckness]

Emperor Heartbrand will lead us to victory

[joel.popick]

Sounds great.

I'll play whatever class. I'm above average at every class, and master at ench and monk.

[heals4reals]

Believe the r99 druid is banned?

[Salem Orchid]

Hear bad things about this Heartbrand guy through a very informing post, retracting my application.

[runlvlzero]

Would never app to a guild where HB was anything but a janitor

[Colgate]

heartbrand abandoned this idea when i said in aimchat that i didn't want to play with vaporize, thrilla, beatz, etc. and that i'll play with dentists crew instead

he flipped out real bad and called off the whole thing

was not surprised