RnF misconceptions thread

[susvain0362]

This thread is for the common misconceptions that occur in the RnF forum.

- Tiggles voice is not annoying. Tiggles voice is fucking awesome. It makes me fucking laugh especially the way he pronounces his "o". Like when he says the mighty TMO on his stream, it's fucking hilarious. Its funny when in a good way, i only watch his stream because of his voice. I'd compare it to Morgan Freeman's voice in that I enjoy anything the guy says or narrates.

- Gaffin Deeppockets IS cool.

- A blowjob is in no way better than sex. hasbinbad made this claim and instantly I knew this guy is either or virgin, never fucked someone he or anyone else finds attractive and or he doesn't know how to have sex. No matter how good the head is anyone who is anyone is just gonna say "alright can we bang now?".

- Lron is not the most famous person on p99.

- Dogs are always better than cats.

[runlvlzero]

- susvain0362 matters

[susvain0362]

I don't think anyone's ever claimed that so that's not a misconception. On my own thread I've put myself down harshly. Soo....c'mon niw

[pharmakos]

no one here does drugs

[FoxxHound]

-Foxxhound is a creepy bastard.

[Kimmie]

- Dogs are always better than cats.


OP has questionable taste in everything and poor orientation to reality.

[Kagatob]

OP has questionable taste in everything and poor orientation to reality.

Dogs suck. Get over it.

[Kimmie]

Dogs suck. Get over it.

Confused as to why you are telling me to get over it when we are in agreement?

[YendorLootmonkey]

Confused as to why you are telling me to get over it when we are in agreement?

Because this is RNF!!!

[Hailto]

Cats don't give a fuck about their owners in the way dogs do. Dogs are also more intelligent and they don't have a box you have to scoop their shit out of, no brainer.

[Hasbinbad]

OP never had an amazing hummer / has a small dick so can't fully appreciate a good deep throat.

[Hasbinbad]

I make sure to give my lovers 3 or 4 oral orgasms before they ever go down on me to give me my first. Then I give them 3 or 4 more, then we fuck.

Lightweight ass spurious ass ninja.

[Stinkum]

I make sure to give my lovers 3 or 4 oral orgasms before they ever go down on me to give me my first. Then I give them 3 or 4 more, then we fuck.

Lightweight ass spurious ass ninja.

http://i.imgur.com/JwJ1dnb.jpg

[Kagatob]

Cats don't give a fuck about their owners in the way dogs do. Dogs are also more intelligent and they don't have a box you have to scoop their shit out of, no brainer.

Obedience =\= intelligence.
Did uou honestly try to claim that a cat's ability to poop in one area and bury it is disadvantageous compared to dogs shitting wherever their shit falls out?

[Hailto]

Obedience =\= intelligence.
Did uou honestly try to claim that a cat's ability to poop in one area and bury it is disadvantageous compared to dogs shitting wherever their shit falls out?

My dog never shits in the house, he waits to go outside, so i don't have to scoop his feces out with a little spatula like you have to for your cat. I also don't have to store his feces inside my house. Also there have been studies that confirm cats are less intelligent that dogs, so if you want to try to make that argument go for it.

[Hailto]

Your obedience=/= intelligence comment is pretty dumb as well. The train-ability of an animal, its social awareness and how it responds to commands is also directly linked to intelligence.

[CharlesBarkley]

Turbonerds like their own pets better, news at 11

[CharlesBarkley]

Also nice thread you fuckin dork

[Kagatob]

My dog never shits in the house, he waits to go outside, so i don't have to scoop his feces out with a little spatula like you have to for your cat.
Yep, good luck leaving your dog alone for any period in excess of 12 hours. Sorry your superior animal requires so much coddling to function properly.
I also don't have to store his feces inside my house.
In the year 2013 there's this thing known as odor absorbing cat litter. It works quite well.
Also there have been studies that confirm cats are less intelligent that dogs, so if you want to try to make that argument go for it.
There have been studies confirming that the earth is less than 6,000 years old too. What's your point?
Your obedience=/= intelligence comment is pretty dumb as well. The train-ability of an animal, its social awareness and how it responds to commands is also directly linked to intelligence.
You can train a paramecium to perform certain actions to certain stimuli. The "train-ability" of an animal is something separate from intelligence entirely regardless of what you believe.

[katrik]

I like them both..! I like kitties a little bit better though, they're so low maintenance and so cute..!

[CharlesBarkley]

enough talk about dogs vs. cats, the real question is whose dad can beat up the other dad

[Kagatob]

Amurika

[Hailto]

You can train a paramecium to perform certain actions to certain stimuli. The "train-ability" of an animal is something separate from intelligence entirely regardless of what you believe.

Sure you can, cats will perform actions in response to certain stimuli as well, but neither with the level of depth and complexity that a dog will. When you can teach a paramecium or your cat to lead a blind person down the street and guard their well being on a daily basis you let me know.

[JayN]

this thread needs some of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FcjbSLOT7k

[Tiggles]

I like my cat but I really want a dog.

[gotrocks]

Because this is RNF!!!

loololol

[Kagatob]

Sure you can, cats will perform actions in response to certain stimuli as well, but neither with the level of depth and complexity that a dog will. When you can teach a paramecium or your cat to lead a blind person down the street and guard their well being on a daily basis you let me know.

If you think dogs are the only guardian animals in history you are sadly misinformed young lad.

[CharlesBarkley]

I like my cat but I really want a dog.

solid, fair opinion. if only all of the rest of these garbage bag people could just be reasonable about this fucking issue

[Hailto]

solid, fair opinion. if only all of the rest of these garbage bag people could just be reasonable about this fucking issue

You can leave the thread pal; want to make you fully aware that is an option.

[CharlesBarkley]

You can leave the thread pal; want to make you fully aware that is an option.

i'm sorry if my passion for quality pets and reasonable pet chat annoys you.

[JayN]

dogs > cats

[Hailto]

The people who militant pro-dog are usually narcissistic control freaks who need to dominate other living things to feel any self worth. In other words, pathetic pussies. Cats show affection and stay around because they want to, not out of instinctive, genetic subservience.

I simply think dogs are more intelligent and make better pets. I think its a bit absurd to make such a blanket statement about someones personality based on their preference in pets, you sound like some sort of autist.

[Hailto]

Didn't stop you from making general, dumbass blanket statements, did it? Go cry on Fido's furry shoulder. He will give a fuck as long as you feed him.

You sound like an insane person, I hope you're doing okay man.

[Hailto]

Also lol at you saying people who are militant pro-dog are crazy when you're in here foaming at the mouth in defense of your cat.

[Kagatob]

Double posts,
Says others are foaming at the mouth.

[Hailto]

Double posts,
Says others are foaming at the mouth.

No edit feature in RnF.

[YendorLootmonkey]

In this thread:

http://fin6.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/5548e3a5c32aa1626f23f49e4c9ec7db.jpg

[Pint]

In this thread:

http://fin6.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/5548e3a5c32aa1626f23f49e4c9ec7db.jpg

my money is on the dog, fuck cats

[billw134]

Have you guys ever has a PBJ? Just smother your Percy with some Jif. Also, this is why dogs suck, and also why they are better!

[Falisaty]

- A blowjob is in no way better than sex. hasbinbad made this claim and instantly I knew this guy is either or virgin, never fucked someone he or anyone else finds attractive and or he doesn't know how to have sex. No matter how good the head is anyone who is anyone is just gonna say "alright can we bang now?".

would love to weigh in on this...

this quote is true and is not in so many ways. As someone who swings with my wife i can say that blow jobs are as good as sex... BUT and this is a big but sex (esp with multiple women at once) is way better than just plain head.

[Bazia]

the only times blowjobs are as good as sex is if they swallow and are throating

99% of the time its as susvain described "can we get to the sex"

[gotrocks]

dogs are better than cats, and cats are better than dogs. I personally am a dog person, because I like having a pet who's interested in more than just sleeping shitting and eating. You can easily leave a dog alone for more than 12 hours and have no problems, unless you have a poorly trained animal.

It's asinine to say that people who own dogs are only interested in having a subservient animal. My dog is indeed well trained, but only because it allows her to be more safe and have more fun. I've lost several cats to being hit by cars or running away and getting lost (or eaten by a coyote, we found just the head). My dog would never run into traffic, ever. Being well trained allows me to walk her off leash for many miles in almost any environment and not worry about her running off after another dog or a person. Training a dog (or most people) is less about dominating the animal, and more about keeping the animal in control. Dogs are just more fun, for me.

On the flip side, cats can be fun, too. I definitely enjoy having a cat sit on my lap while i rub its cheeks, listen to it purr, have it fall asleep. Cats can be very calming and relaxing, and for people who don't have a lot of time to have a more 'serious' pet (why buy a pet if you can't give it attention, kagatob?), cats are an excellent way to enjoy having a low maintenance animal.

The bottom line is, there are cat people, dog people, and people who enjoy both (like me, though like i said i am partial to dogs). I could say a lot of bad things about all the people talking shit about dogs and dog people, but there's no point (you'll notice the dog people in this thread haven't been talking shit about cats or cat people... hmm). It's a subject animal lovers will have to agree to disagree on. What we an all agree on is that having a pet is both therapeutic and fun.

blowjobs vs sex. Each has it's own positives and negatives. personally i'd rather have sex, and the last 2 partners i've had were amazing at giving head. it's just more intimate and enjoyable to fuck. Plus, I like getting my partner off while i'm getting off, and sex is the best way to do that. And yes, you can finger/give your partner head while getting a bj, which is great and will definitely get them off, but we enjoy sex more. Never been able to make my girl(s) squirt from head, yes while fingering, but even so she prefers to squirt while being fucked. Not trying to brag, just giving some perspective on the above statement (i'm sure many of you are pros in bed too and make your ladies cum real hard as well :) )

[radditsu]

This is so much more entertaining than a tmo bashing thread...

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[Bardalicious]

lol @ hbb thinking all blowjobs are like the ones he sees in internet porn

no self-respecting woman is going to throat so deep she's in tears and almost vomits

[Kagatob]

Not that I believe he's ever been with any woman, but if there were theoretically a woman who would be with HBB we all know she'd be completely lacking in the self-respect category...

[pharmakos]

lol @ hbb thinking all blowjobs are like the ones he sees in internet porn

no self-respecting woman is going to throat so deep she's in tears and almost vomits

my first girlfriend deepthroated like a champ, and she being my first i never even knew how good i had it. no blowjob since has been as good as the ones she gave me.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

http://www.cromosomax.com/pics/2013/06/we_cantstopvideo.jpg

[Estolcles]

http://www.cromosomax.com/pics/2013/06/we_cantstopvideo.jpg

What. The. FUCK. Why does this bitch always have her goddamned tounge out all the time now.

I hope she gets into a car wreck and bites the fucker off.

[JayN]

fucking always beats BJ weather your fucking the throat or not is the question. its still all about fucking.

Shes just selling out the only way shes knows how, shes been pimped out by her fam since she was a small child. Haterz going to hate on Hanna Montana lol

[pharmakos]

http://i40.tinypic.com/6qe1r9.png

look at those pupils

[JayN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk57f24

[pharmakos]

^^ before i clicked it, i thought that was gonna be the video of miley smoking salvia

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_equation

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http://act.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/act/2013/06/miley-cyruss1.jpg

[Estolcles]

I want to take a staple gun, and staple her tounge to either her nose or her chin, whichever it reaches further out to, if she's gonna keep doing that shit.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/6/e/e/6ee14bfbbb24321d926803bd04d5a0bb.png

therefore

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[Reapin]

What. The. FUCK. Why does this bitch always have her goddamned tounge out all the time now.

I hope she gets into a car wreck and bites the fucker off.

She is covering up a herpes sore.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/11/tumblr_mcvhuzSimY1renpmfo1_500.gif

[beyondinfin]

This just proves my theory...That Billy Ray Cyrus should have been shot in the face 20 years ago.

[pharmakos]

she's actually a reptilian

[FoxxHound]

Hmmm I thought she was practicing something. Mmmmm maybe she can lick her eyebrows...