Storytime with Strifer: TMO kills Trakanon!

[Strifer]

http://www.middletownfreelibrary.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/storytime.jpg

Gather around kiddies, and I will tell you a story! A story about a bunch of children just like you! They wanted to defeat a mighty dragon!! Yet this beast of legend had not been heard from in a week! Well, plus or minus a few days anyways. Thankfully, this group had one of their good friends to volunteer to see if he would show up! And one day, he did!!!

http://i.imgur.com/TDjUJnU.gif

The dragon was scary! He had big teeth and was bigger than anything they had ever seen!!! Immediately he went into his Ventrilo server and told his friends what had happened, and they all immediately came to slay the mighty beast!

http://i.imgur.com/03Nwzy9.gif

Yet, oh no!! One of the other groups of boys heard about this dragon and decided they wanted to take the credit! They forcefully entered the sanctuary and were inglorious bastards about the situation, however our heroes managed to engage the beast before anyone could lay claim to spilling the first of the Dragon's ancient blood.

http://i.imgur.com/wUVZF2Z.gif

The battle was fierce, and fast! Just as fast as the battle began, the monster was defeated!!!

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/211489-1/Dogs-clothesline-baby.gif

The dragon had awesome spoils for our heroes!!! A few chestplates for the healers, and the leader saved some of the teeth for some reason. Nobody knows why but the leader of the gang tends to hoard these teeth. Maybe someday he will share. Regardless everyone was happy with the time they had spent together!!!

http://i.imgur.com/iqsXC9C.gif

Everyone then camped at the next raid target and lived happily ever after, until someone got their next target and were mad.

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/files/115_dino-ending.gif

[gotrocks]

omg. wtb more strifer story times.
A+

[Lojik]

Would read again. 5/5

[katrik]

A+ cool story

[Strifer]

BTW taking ideas on my next story. Who knows, maybe I'll use your suggestion!!!

[India]

A+
I think your next story should be a bromance

[timhutton]

Your pictures do not display on my work PC, please remediate.

[Peatree]

BTW taking ideas on my next story. Who knows, maybe I'll use your suggestion!!!

Harrison and Hasbinbad go camping together?

[katrik]

BTW taking ideas on my next story. Who knows, maybe I'll use your suggestion!!!

A hot, super gay, tranny love story.

[Era'viss]

A hot, super gay, tranny love story.

...with dragons.

[Yapas]

Funny story :)

[katrik]

...with dragons.

*instantly pictures Daenarys (sp) riding a dragon with her big dong hanging out*

[Strifer]

While I appreciate the suggestions, I don't know how long it'd be before that thread got banned/deleted. Maybe I'll have to start a blog =P

I do like the idea of Hasbinbad and Harrison camping that has potential for something more comedic hmmm..

[Era'viss]

I'd really like to the epic tragedy of Nizzar from Nihilum.

I have seen the gifs. I would like to know more.

[Samoht]

Harrison and Hasbinbad go camping together?

A hot, super gay, tranny love story.

what's the diff?

[katrik]

what's the diff?

lol

[Strifer]

what's the diff?

There's a difference between a "Weekend at Bernie's" parody and writing Brokeback LAN Party.

[susvain0362]

A hot, super gay, tranny love story.

Fahndango and Emmie meet (love at first sight) in a CoM moat group.

Emmie comes on TS and sounds hot.

Fahndango forum crushes on Katrik for months.

Katrik turns out to be super pretty.

Fahndango and Katrik go on a date ---> get married and live whereved the gal wants.

it's a love story baby just sayyyyyyyyyyyy yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

[gotrocks]

^^ :) thats so cute.

[susvain0362]

but lets all be real here. these type of threads are awesome. Stinkum KILLS IT with his Cros Treewind and Defense of the Paladin stories. Those are legitimately awesome. This story is just too bland and nothing unique happens at all. No in-game SS...its just meh.


TMO beats IB/FE to Trackanon. Whens the last time this DID'NT happen? If you are gonna use this concept to make a compelling story/thread you gotta throw in some unique details and circumstances. You literally only said that TMO mobilizies and gets the Trackanon kill over IB/FE. My advice would be to throw in some names/details in the story that make the scenario unique than an average TMO beats FE thread.

For example....a SS of tasslehoff or a FE member dieing on the clear to Track. Or someone from IB lost in emerald jungle or tracks teeth. Any pictures like that. Something. I really do not like to criticize your thread because i appreciate the effort and i want to see more in the future and you definately have fantastic potential. If Stinkum is Tom Brady you are a Tim Tebow maybe. feel me?

[susvain0362]

^^ :) thats so cute.

the first 4 steps are complete

[Reapin]

So, is this why you have been sucking their collective cock? Sad Strifer. You're a sell out.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

pity reply

[kotton05]

Would read again. 5/5

[susvain0362]

Stop Merck. Come on, this is a 5/5? And so is stinkers Cros Treewing thread? If this is a 5star then stinkers thread is a fucking 100star. Explain to Meir the standard for a 5star is stinkers cros freezing thread, how this thread also gets a five?

Again I don't like to criticize this guy because I appreciate the effort and I enjoyed the thread and there's potential in strident but keep it real bro, this is a 2/5. This thread scores because of its pictures and length, the story lacks and nothing to separate the story from literally e v e r y other single raid target tmo wins.

[susvain0362]

Why is it sometimes I can't edit my post

[katrik]

Fahndango and Emmie meet (love at first sight) in a CoM moat group.

Emmie comes on TS and sounds hot.

Fahndango forum crushes on Katrik for months.

Katrik turns out to be super pretty.

Fahndango and Katrik go on a date ---> get married and live whereved the gal wants.

it's a love story baby just sayyyyyyyyyyyy yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Hah. I remember that group. Fun times.

[susvain0362]

You"re hot ^^^.

I know our guild sort of fizzled out after our first The Hole raid even though it went extremely well. But what ever happened to you? Do you not play much because I rarely seen you on when you joined before I sorta stopped playing.

[susvain0362]

Katrik has a sexy voice too if anyone's wondering.

[Uberthings]

10/10

[susvain0362]

10/10

Go read the Stinkums thread on Cros Treewing and come back and say this is a 10/10. Am I on fucking craZy pills???? It's is getting just ridiculous.

[katrik]

You"re hot ^^^.

I know our guild sort of fizzled out after our first The Hole raid even though it went extremely well. But what ever happened to you? Do you not play much because I rarely seen you on when you joined before I sorta stopped playing.

I don't get to play much, but I do put in a 5+ hours a week. Usually in the evenings after work. I'm just really busy.. I'm in a hotel for another week til our apartment is ready.. Which sucks. But Emmie is 54..! I currently live in KC.

[susvain0362]

Moar pics! We need a Katrik thread IMO.

[katrik]

Here's an old one from early college. So sexy right.
http://i.imgur.com/cgflllF.jpg

[katrik]

..aaaannd last week.
http://i.imgur.com/gHx6K7E.jpg

[susvain0362]

Wow that's the hottest picture of you yet. Please no more pics of you as a man. Please. You're smoking though. WowzA

[katrik]

Haha. XD

[susvain0362]

You began the chAnge in college? Incredible, how many years has it been?

[katrik]

Uhhh. 2 years ish. I'm done now tho.

[susvain0362]

Done? Are you growing your tits? Gosh this is no way to talk to a lady I'm sorry.

[katrik]

Yah. 2ish years of hormone therapy.

[susvain0362]

So you are growing them still? Pms!

[Cyrano]

Strifer's sig GIF is amazing.

[Estolcles]

Behold the power of hormones!

Praise be to the gods of Spiro.

[Strifer]

So, is this why you have been sucking their collective cock? Sad Strifer. You're a sell out.

I dont suck Tiggles' and Alarti loot cocks, I just have a RL buddy who is in TMO. I've learned they are not all literally Hitler and that is okay with me. Besides how often do you hear about other people usually getting Trak?

Still taking ideas for my next .GIFstory with Strifer so please feel free to give me some ideas for when I'm bored at work.

[susvain0362]

Strider can you retread my posts that don't have anything to do with Katrik. It's designed to help you and I really want your Response

[Strifer]

Strifer can you reread my posts that don't have anything to do with Katrik. It's designed to help you and I really want your Response

I like the idea, and I do appreciate the feedback! You just gotta keep in mind that with me its more about the pictures. I didn't really include any names since this was something I did because I was bored as fuck at work and It's more of a "...hmmm what picture can I put here that would make this funny and not get me banned?"

I don't have a lot of SS's but that's mostly because I'm not usually playing with anyone who would normally be a part of these stories which is sad :( But who knows maybe I'll speak to some people who wouldn't mind collaborating with me on some sick projects.

Tho now I may do a story on you trying to get with Katrik.Who knows! ;)

[susvain0362]

Ahh. See I thought you were in Tmo. You have a lot less to work with since you're not on these raids. You don't necessarily need names just in game SS of unique shit occurring on these raids. I see what you were working with and your mindset now. In that case you did very well. You definitely seen stink umps greatest hits right? I assume that's what you wanna do?

[susvain0362]

As far as Katrik and I, the story is almost all written. We are talking about marriage atm. Problem is we both want to wear the skirt.

[Cecily]

Your admirers kinda freak me out, Katrik.

[Clark]

I'd really like to the epic tragedy of Nizzar from Nihilum.

I have seen the gifs. I would like to know more.

[Estolcles]

Your admirers kinda freak me out, Katrik.

At least that one with the hardcore drug problem... creeping me out a bit, and I'm a tranny chaser. >_>

[kotton05]

Stop Merck. Come on, this is a 5/5? And so is stinkers Cros Treewing thread? If this is a 5star then stinkers thread is a fucking 100star. Explain to Meir the standard for a 5star is stinkers cros freezing thread, how this thread also gets a five?

Again I don't like to criticize this guy because I appreciate the effort and I enjoyed the thread and there's potential in strident but keep it real bro, this is a 2/5. This thread scores because of its pictures and length, the story lacks and nothing to separate the story from literally e v e r y other single raid target tmo wins.

I just like strifer so he gets bonus stars