Project 1999 Dating

[this user was banned]

This has to be the most cringeworthy, embarrassing, pathetic date ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=ewvugDE2cPo

If you can manage to sit through the whole thing, it ends hillariously with tears and commentary from his buddies that were probably coaching him along on the date and who are just as incredibly clueless about women and dating. He's so insecure from the start it just makes me laugh about as much as the woman he's on the date with. He even mentioned he's on roids or something. Weird and awkward can barely describe this trainwreck. This is what I imagine most of the idiots here would be like on a date with one of P99's resident vaginas.

[this user was banned]

Forgot to mention, he PAID for this e-date...

[r00t]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/601379_10200847032792843_441274198_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1000258_10200847043473110_706045915_n.jpg

[Shannacore]

UHMMM did you credit those photos?

[r00t]

yes ty and compliments to chef pierre, the beef wellington was cooked properly and the crepe was exquisite

[Shannacore]

Head chef is Chef Sanchez, sorry 2 disappoint

[r00t]

it was a tuesday, Ill stick with pierre

[radditsu]

why dont you two just fuck and get it over with?

[Shannacore]

why dont you two just fuck and get it over with?

Why do you assume we haven't?

[r00t]

Why do you assume we haven't?

cuz i am saving myself for marriage :o

[this user was banned]

Where the hell did you eat? The presentation for that food is horrendous; it looks like somoene vomited on the plate and called it dinner. What is that banana dish?

[r00t]

that would be the house made rich brandy peppercorn cream sauce

[Shannacore]

Where the hell did you eat? The presentation for that food is horrendous; it looks like somoene vomited on the plate and called it dinner. What is that banana dish?

Bananas foster crepes

[Samoht Farstrider]

so this girl streams while she plays to get donations from virgins who live in their parents basements?

[Shannacore]

so this girl streams while she plays to get donations from virgins who live in their parents basements?

My strategy has apparently been wrong this whole time

[r00t]

http://i.imgur.com/KEBElFC.jpg

[this user was banned]

so this girl streams while she plays to get donations from virgins who live in their parents basements?

Check the links to her stream. Some people have donated thousands.

http://www.twitch.tv/alinity

Seems like an easy way to pay the rent without taking off clothes even!

[Shannacore]

Check the links to her stream. Some people have donated thousands.

http://www.twitch.tv/alinity

Seems like an easy way to pay the rent without taking off clothes even!

I would be down for people to pay to watch me do shitty arenas all day

[idontbuff]

http://i.imgur.com/KEBElFC.jpg

pretty sure that made me lol irl

[STILLnotMORNIN]

pretty sure that made me lol irl

So you just think you laughed?

[FoxxHound]

I would be down for people to pay to watch me do shitty arenas all day

[zanderklocke]

Is this the pathetic precursor to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFrkcCufwK4

[Bruno]

What in the hell is this bullshit

[radditsu]

I would be down for people to pay to watch me do shitty arenas all day

You dont have the titties. You have to be in thongs and work harder. ...until you have enough for the augmentation.

[Gwence]

r00t can you explain this thread like the rogean one

Im lost

[Pico]

that was too boring to be cringeworthy because i didnt even bother watching it

for content tho heres 2 lovebirds that will probably have a long and acne filled life of awkward sex and im trying to find a word(s) to describe what their children might look like and i cant so just watch the damn video for as long as u can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I

[Daldolma]

that was too boring to be cringeworthy because i didnt even bother watching it

for content tho heres 2 lovebirds that will probably have a long and acne filled life of awkward sex and im trying to find a word(s) to describe what their children might look like and i cant so just watch the damn video for as long as u can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I

ah true love

those 2 young kids, world ahead of them, could have anyone but they just want each other

modern day romero and julianne

[gotrocks]

how the fuck you guys find this shit?

[Kagatob]

how the fuck you guys find this shit?

How the fuck do you guys watch this shit? is my question.

I closed it out after about 12 seconds.

[moe]

you missed out then man

i laughed, i cried, i related, i almost killed myself

seriously though, he kinda has a breakdown towards the end (36:05) which is entertainment

[gotrocks]

i didnt even watch, but got the gist of it from the thread.

my question still stands.

[Kevynne]

http://i.imgur.com/KEBElFC.jpg

[idontbuff]

that was too boring to be cringeworthy because i didnt even bother watching it

for content tho heres 2 lovebirds that will probably have a long and acne filled life of awkward sex and im trying to find a word(s) to describe what their children might look like and i cant so just watch the damn video for as long as u can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I

way worse than OP video, dudes singing aladdin or something immediate alt+w

[musashi1612]

This video alone made me feel 100% amazing about my life right now

[this user was banned]

that was too boring to be cringeworthy because i didnt even bother watching it

for content tho heres 2 lovebirds that will probably have a long and acne filled life of awkward sex and im trying to find a word(s) to describe what their children might look like and i cant so just watch the damn video for as long as u can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I

I just vomited

[Tecmos Deception]

cringeworthy

That chick's voice?

[Bantam 1]

Well... thanks for making me feel better about my life. "Are you sad? Feel depressed? Come to p99 rnf... you'll feel better than a skinny dude at ihop."

[TrippsIngley]

He's so insecure from the start it just makes me laugh

I think ur jealous of him bc this girl wouldn't give you 45 min of her time.

[this user was banned]

I think ur jealous of him bc this girl wouldn't give you 45 min of her time.

I'm jealous? She seems so boring and would have to pay me for 45 mins of my time and I can hardly stand listening to her talk to begin with. I'm not sure what this guy sees in her.

[Strifer]

I'm jealous? She seems so boring and would have to pay me for 45 mins of my time and I can hardly stand listening to her talk to begin with. I'm not sure what this guy sees in her.

Regardless, you would still fap to her.

[Raavak]

All her sniffing drives me bonkers. Wonder if she's been doing the white lady.

http://www.gdriveurl.com/?idl=713765916681&out=1

[kotton05]

Cocaine is a helluva drug

[Raavak]

Okay, I'm kinda bored at work here so I've got this playing in the background. I'm like 20 minutes in out of 41? and its sounding like a total train wreck. I can't wait to hear more! Lol.

[mtb tripper]

ounds lik ballshat

[Com_Truise]

Good christ that was extremely cringeworthy...

She: has the personality of a grapefruit
He: is beta as fuck, and professional at making her feel awkward.

[Raavak]

Perfect synopsis.

She: attractive, that's about it
He: will make someone a good wife someday

[Lyra]

Wonder if she's been doing the white lady.

No question in my mind. First thing I thought after she came back from a "Be right back" sniffling.

Guess she has a source of income for her habit...

Not sure if this was set up or not, but it seemed like the guy was telling the truth about steroids. He did not react appropriately and was easily agitated.

I was also caught off guard when he asked if it was Hotted who stole her heart. I didn't think there were many people that would name their character Hotted, and well, I know one. A search of Hotted in WoW data base shows over 80 characters named Hotted, so I guess it's not likely P99's Hotted.

[Raavak]

He got all pissed when she mentioned the other guy, ignoring the fact that she took a chance with him, while seeing the other guy (if that's what you call it when dating in a game). He should be more pissed he blew his shot at poaching her.

Not that is really matters. She just e-fucks guys and they give her shit and buy her presents from Amazon and stuff, and probably just goes off and actually screws her dealer for free blow.

[idontbuff]

No question in my mind. First thing I thought after she came back from a "Be right back" sniffling.

Guess she has a source of income for her habit...

Not sure if this was set up or not, but it seemed like the guy was telling the truth about steroids. He did not react appropriately and was easily agitated.

I was also caught off guard when he asked if it was Hotted who stole her heart. I didn't think there were many people that would name their character Hotted, and well, I know one. A search of Hotted in WoW data base shows over 80 characters named Hotted, so I guess it's not likely P99's Hotted.

Considering heal over time is a prety big thing in WoW, yes. You will see people named hotted.

[this user was banned]

Dumb ass faggots

p-niner
Planar Protector

Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Forum Trenches
Posts: 1,716

holy shit, who's the faggot here?

[this user was banned]

The 1 trying to use p99 as eharmony fagat

Uhm what? Did you even look at this thread?

[Alexakis]

http://www.superbwallpapers.com/wallpapers/meme/i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore-11372-1920x1200.jpg#i%20don%27t%20want%20to%20live%20in% 20this%20planet%20anymore%201920x1200

[Alexakis]

Sorry for extra huge image, pixel fail on my part.

[Raavak]

The 1 trying to use p99 as eharmony fagatUhm, it actually was a WoW thing. Dunno why the OP used the title he did.

[Alexakis]

Why couldn't someone crash this thing like the Anshe Chung "Second Life" talk show????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedLyae4b2s

[mtb tripper]

thats the way love goes

[gotrocks]

wtf was this pals.

i finally brought myself to watch it and... just why?

why?

and wtf is up with the whole 'online dating' craze? and i dont mean meeting people irl via online, i mean two people who live really far apart 'dating' online despite never having seen each other face to face. I'll never get that.

wtf guise :(

[Brad_mo123]

This has to be the most cringeworthy, embarrassing, pathetic date ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=ewvugDE2cPo

If you can manage to sit through the whole thing, it ends hillariously with tears and commentary from his buddies that were probably coaching him along on the date and who are just as incredibly clueless about women and dating. He's so insecure from the start it just makes me laugh about as much as the woman he's on the date with. He even mentioned he's on roids or something. Weird and awkward can barely describe this trainwreck. This is what I imagine most of the idiots here would be like on a date with one of P99's resident vaginas.

See, there are are hot girls to e-date so you virgins can stop settling for Tralina cows.

[Tiggles]

See, there are are hot girls to e-date so you virgins can stop settling for Tralina cows.

Tralina puts out though

[Strifer]

Tralina puts out though

http://i.imgur.com/yqdpdX3.gif

[Brad_mo123]

Tralina puts out though

Just reminds me of eat last night's Chinese food, would rather go wait in line at a good restaurant.

[r00t]

;)

http://media.tumblr.com/256f0767b31ddfd714b4536d8fcd934f/tumblr_inline_mor39sRDrQ1qz4rgp.gif

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/109/b/f/ohh_yea_dog_going_pro_by_arl2002-d628d34.jpg

[runlvlzero]

Where can I donate my brain to a killbot so that it can start making use of my electrolytes.

[runlvlzero]

?

[Shannacore]

Tralina puts out though

^

[Nirgon]

Confirmed future beta man-wife

[FoxxHound]

Tralina puts out though

Only for me tho