Extraterrestrials have made contact!!!!

[r00t]

holy shit

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p526x296/557331_574321415958341_1093399920_n.jpg

[khanable]

well I'm convinced

[r00t]

How could triangular architecture be so common without knowledge of Euclidean mathematics?!

http://i.imgur.com/8dVhKFv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/D8Azold.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oEQUtwY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fK5K8No.jpg

[kotton05]

spice trade routes may be an explanation idk the truth is out there.

[fastboy21]

when did mdcclxxvi start meaning 666?

[Orruar]

spice trade routes may be an explanation idk the truth is out there.

Good idea, but the von Daniken doctrine clearly states that if two competing and contradictory hypotheses exist, it must be aliens.

[Leddy]

aliens confirmed

[Ravager]

If I were an alien making slaves build me a pyramid, I would have had the sense to have them install my cable too.

[Shannacore]

Leddy's sig wins this thread

[myriverse]

So... what you're saying is that if it weren't for ET, none of us would have steps?

If ET could levitate, wtf did he need steps for?

[Kagatob]

aliens confirmed

Don't you mean Aliens vs Predator?

This was like... the whole plot of that.

[Ajkuhuun]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/Arshissblade/tumblr_lxs3l2ikVQ1qm3kmbo1_250_zps764e8f4b.jpg

[Ajkuhuun]

sad I can't edit my posts! Shoulda been this one~

http://troll.me?p=66663

[Ajkuhuun]

Oh fuck my life nm~

[jarshale]

It all makes sense now. Obama confirmed reptilian illuminati freemason.

[fastboy21]

It all makes sense now. Obama confirmed reptilian illuminati freemason.

Ten years ago I would have said this scenario was more likely than an african american president. It is a more likely scenario today than an african american who plays EQ.

[Ahldagor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3X5oucqQe4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU4k3nOeRAU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06HB2_7vhWk

they've been here a good while

[Kagatob]

It all makes sense now. Obama confirmed reptilian illuminati freemason.

What's your sig from? Love the meido avi :D

[bubur]

confirmed indonesia relevant!
yes

[Kevynne]

So... what you're saying is that if it weren't for ET, none of us would have steps?

If ET could levitate, wtf did he need steps for?
Fashionable/in style at time. I mean, even the Greys next door had steps!

[Langrisser]

http://i.imgur.com/DHtTiNW.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

honeymoon over, langrisser pos just like getsome said

[Zadrian]

more proof!

http://news.yahoo.com/far-ancient-egyptian-jewelry-came-outer-space-230807961.html

[Orruar]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f8gOfgcE_bo/UKlbA5YsOWI/AAAAAAAAG7Q/b5Gok6TlAZk/s640/Giorgio-Tsoukalos-ostriches.jpg

[Ahldagor]

http://cdn.bluetoro.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/boshostrich1.jpg

[Raavak]

Nothing to see here. Move along.

~ Past Master and current Thrice Illustrious Master of my local Cryptic Masons Lodge.

[Ahldagor]

so you're in league with the devil?

[Raavak]

I've worked with Devil, yes.

[r00t]

The devil led him up to a high place and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. 6 And he said to him, "I will give you all their authority and splendor, for it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to. 7 So if you worship me, it will all be yours." 8 Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Worship the Lord your God and serve him only.' "

[r00t]

basically yea if you worship devil you can get anything you want. but you cant sell your soul tho because it doesnt belong to you.

youre still gonna burn\

[Ahldagor]

http://hermetic.com/norton/pdf/goetia.pdf

which Devil?

[Raavak]

Ah! Aleister Crowley. L. Ron Hubbard's mentor.

[Hasbinbad]

so you're in league with the devil?
I bet he is like diamond 2 at least..

[aowen]

Forgot ziggurats. This is about as much of a proof of aliens as Earth proves intelligent design. Having a big base and stacking progressively smaller levels seems an intuitive way for anyone to build a building when they don't have much modern knowledge or technology to build anything else big.

What do you think, aliens came were like 'this is how you stack stones in a pyramid shape, now fucking do it" I can make a pyramid with fucking beer cans.

[Orruar]

What do you think, aliens came were like 'this is how you stack stones in a pyramid shape, now fucking do it" I can make a pyramid with fucking beer cans.

But you only have beer because Aliens showed the ancient Egyptians how to make beer, which was also used as a fuel in their flying saucers. The evidence is overwhelming!

[aowen]

I heard Lord Xenu throws a helluva keggar

But you only have beer because Aliens showed the ancient Egyptians how to make beer, which was also used as a fuel in their flying saucers. The evidence is overwhelming!

[Orruar]

I heard Lord Xenu throws a helluva keggar

Indeed, just watch out if he's throwing a beach party anywhere near a volcano.

[Raavak]

Yeah, no shit, I fell for that one in a past like 75,000,000 years ago :(

[Raavak]

past life, damnit

[runlvlzero]

Jordon Maxwell
Michael Tsarion
Lloyd Pie

All great men who spoke as much of the truth as they could find.

[r00t]

Maxwell is fascinating to listen to

[mtb tripper]

not to mention al gore