Why dont eq chicks look like this?

[newsmurf]

http://www.twitch.tv/tarababcock/c/2702057

jesus. ridic.

[Thulack]

The feed goes against everything i ever learned about webcams. Women should not talk while on webcam or have their clothes on :)

[newsmurf]

theres actually a few pretty hot LoL players. we got jipped.

[this user was banned]

Honestly, she's kinda ugly. Maybe I just hate blondes/fake women.

[r00t]

http://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/panel-28064707-image-334ce322b37a9be0-320.png

[Shinko]

sell it girl get those nerd cash

[Reapin]

I am against marriage because monogamy is unnatural. But if I ever found a woman who would stay under my desk while I game and kept the house clean and me fed, I would marry her. Bonus points if she is a mute.

[newsmurf]

LOL reapin. my new hero.

[zanderklocke]

I am against marriage because monogamy is unnatural. But if I ever found a woman who would stay under my desk while I game and kept the house clean and me fed, I would marry her. Bonus points if she is a mute.

I think you're confusing sexism and the encouragement of the oppression of women with humor.

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[Misto]

Honestly, she's kinda ugly. Maybe I just hate blondes/fake women.

I've never been interested in women with blonde hair.

Not one.

[Borador]

Classic live Rallos Zek story time including hot girl...

My guild <Drunkards of Rallos> a fun and skilled bunch of RL friends, we'd all drink at a computer support desk while playing EQ (those were the days). We needed a Cleric one day... Enter Shadowlyn. Fun girl, she fit into our group. But, this creepy druid guy kept following us around stalking her in game. We come to find out he gave her some items, so she gave him some pics... And he was hooked on this hotty. Despite the creeper we continued to group up a lot, then one night I wake up to my roommate on my computer... On Asia Carrera's porn site... Apparently Shadowlyn couldn't log into EQ and asked him to go there to a chat room to try and figure out the issue. She was either in porn, a model or just friends with Asia I can't remember. Next thing I know, she wants to call us. So I answer the phone and hear an incredibly sexy voice on the other end...

Pictures of her followed and many exciting phone calls. As well as some damn good times playing EQ.

So the point I guess, is that there definitely were some very good looking girls playing EQ. Also, around GoD time in EQ when webcams were in use more... I met a now ex-girlfriend that provided some quality shows and visits. She was also a Cleric, must be the class? I also snagged their attention by showing off my pulling skills so work on those to find girls.

This is all less relevant now though, if you can't find a hot girl, than you need to rethink how you use social media.

[Misto]

Dude. I remember that. lol

I was on that server at that time.

I think that druid wanted to marry her in game or something. lol.

Needless to say. He got burned.

[FoxxHound]

Guess I am lookin in the wrong places for hawt womens.

[Misto]

Guess I am lookin in the wrong places for hawt womens.

We all know you play League of Legends for that underage poon.

[SamwiseRed]

if you guys want hot young girls just play one of those asian moos like aika or aion. my god i felt dirty when i added my guild to facebook, come to find out almost all of them were 17-19 year old gamer chicks.

had to leave that shit before i got into trouble.

[mtb tripper]

charlie manson says hello

[Borador]

Dude. I remember that. lol

I was on that server at that time.

I think that druid wanted to marry her in game or something. lol.

Needless to say. He got burned.Oh ya? Did you know Brittle or Pulls? And ya that druid was a tool. He forbid her from grouping with us, which was the clear sign he was crazy. Not to mention a quick cast of see invis always revealed him lurking around in the corners with camo... it was strange.

[katrik]

But blondes are hot..!

[Stinkum]

Oh ya? Did you know Brittle or Pulls? And ya that druid was a tool. He forbid her from grouping with us, which was the clear sign he was crazy. Not to mention a quick cast of see invis always revealed him lurking around in the corners with camo... it was strange.

That is the creepiest shit I've ever heard.

[Bodeanicus]

They don't. She's being paid to play so you'll pay $5 to jack off to her playing.

[FoxxHound]

We all know you play League of Legends for that underage poon.

Actually I like my women somewhat older sir. Like early/mid 30s

[Cecily]

But blondes are hot..!

Dark hair and eyes makes my heart skip a beat every time. Super common too!

[Ahldagor]

she a failed playboy model or an aspiring gogo dancer?

[FoxxHound]

Dark hair and eyes makes my heart skip a beat every time. Super common too!

you a chick or a dood?

[RestoreThis]

any pics of her w/o the whore paint?

[Cecily]

you a chick or a dood?

7ft tall black man.

[idontbuff]

I'd fuck her

[FoxxHound]

7ft tall black man.

o shit.

[this user was banned]

7ft tall black man.

Things that come out of my ass after a huge steak dinner.

[mtb tripper]

or lax

[katrik]

Dark hair and eyes makes my heart skip a beat every time. Super common too!

Oh, like me eh..?

[Loli Pops]

No better troll than an attractive gurL gAmeR!!!! Good for her making $$$ off beta nerds.

[katrik]

^

[Stinkum]

Girls that play games = female gamer.
Females on twitch wearing low cut shirt, with their cam over 40% of the screen area and flirting with their viewers for donations and attention = exploiters of lonely virgins.

[Reapin]

I think you're confusing sexism and the encouragement of the oppression of women with humor.

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Well I would want a woman who would want to do these things without chaining her to a wall. My last name is not Castro.

[Pico]

She was also a Cleric, must be the class? I also snagged their attention by showing off my pulling skills so work on those to find girls.

This is all less relevant now though, if you can't find a hot girl, than you need to rethink how you use social media.

lol lol olol ol olo l oolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[timhutton]

Because most eq chicks are in fact men.

[Tiggles]

But blondes are hot..!
Confirmed
They don't. She's being paid to play so you'll pay $5 to jack off to her playing.
Confirmed
No better troll than an attractive gurL gAmeR!!!! Good for her making $$$ off beta nerds.
Confirmed

[Stinkum]

lol lol olol ol olo l oolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lmao, thank you. how did I miss that unbearably cringeworthy post

[radditsu]

7ft tall black man.

I've figured it out... Cecily is Shaquille O'Neil. Keeps changing teams after not getting along with star players..... Or Dwight Howard

[radditsu]

lol lol olol ol olo l oolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Pico I missed you.

[FoxxHound]

Pico I missed you.

[Anesthia]

Her German needs work and she would look better if she looked more like Wendy Calio.

http://http://www.midweek.com/images/west/2010/100428/100428_3.jpg

[Snizatcher]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP1BBVDCIAENq_O.jpg:large

Not a whole lot left to the imagination in this picture..

Yeah failed softcore porn actress for sure.

[FoxxHound]

Wonder if she's into black guys...

[Snizatcher]

Wonder if she's into black guys...

She doesn't look like she's all that discriminatory... if you're a paying customer that is.;)

[FoxxHound]

She just might pay me

[Snizatcher]

She just might pay me

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Old-Spice-Guy-Head-Nod.gif

[Misto]

Probably not.

Hot women don't need to pay for anything with the right sucker.

[Falisaty]

she is a decent starcraft2 player i watch her stream all the time

[Hitpoint]

Wonder if she's into black guys...

Q: ARE YOU SINGLE?
A: Yep, but Cap (Captain America) and I are friends with benefits!

[freez]

fine hoe

[OMGWTF420]

not that hot, sorry bro's

[radditsu]

not that hot, sorry bro's