REJOICE FELLOW BASEMENT DWELLERS

[r00t]

Burger King delivers now, /bk confirmed in EQNext :rolleyes:

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[Lron]

This is awesome.

[Langrisser]

not gonna lie, probably gonna do this

[quido]

gross

BK is schwag

[Cecily]

Never leaving my house again.

[Bardalicious]

gross

no lie, if ur gonna go all "amerikuh fuck yeah" and clog your arteries for 99 cents at a crack at least do it right with mcdonalds.

also lol'd @ that "so hot and crispy you won't believe it" slogan. ya i wouldn't believe it either cuz that shit never comes out like that even inside the place. literally used to only like BK for their breakfast items when I was younger. then they managed to fuck that up at one point too.

[Reapin]

Now we just have to wait for TMO to die off one by one from cardiac arrest and the rmting scum will be gone.

[r00t]

Both mcd and bk have mediocre/crappy burgers. I like bk fries better than mcd's soggy piece of shits. Not many places do it right tho, real fries have crinkles

Just realized I'm still boycotting BK for getting rid of chicken fries

[Bardalicious]

Just realized I'm still boycotting BK for getting rid of chicken fries

4 real tho, those were about the only things i remember actually enjoying at bk in a long time.

[Misto]

COOL - Now I can jizz in your hamburger before I deliver it.

[Misto]

Maybe shove that shit inbetween my buttcheeks while I drive to your house.

[Kagatob]

That 4 large sandwiches 4 large fries and 4 drinks for $27 is a fucking ripoff. The 10 burgers and 20piece nuggets is pretty good value-wise if you're having a get together and you want shitty food that's not pizza for under $20.

I don't think I'd ever get delivery burger king though, I don't even get Chinese food.

[Orruar]

"NEW, packaging technology"

Nevermind the strange use of a comma, but are burgers placed in carboard boxes or wrapped in tin foil really considered technology?

[Reapin]

I worked in a kitchen in high school.

I cook all my food now.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

This will def help obesity in the US

[Reapin]

"NEW, packaging technology"

Nevermind the strange use of a comma, but are burgers placed in carboard boxes or wrapped in tin foil really considered technology?

As fucked up as the patent system is, they probably have a patent.

[Bardalicious]

if a BK delivers in your area, chances are good that there are places that also deliver that actually have somewhat decent food

get you some pizza or pasta or sammiches or chicken from dominos or pizza hut if you wanna fat it up imo

[Orruar]

As fucked up as the patent system is, they probably have a patent.

I'm actually hoping they have some badass new technology to showcase. Quantum teleportation or something.

[Orruar]

When I was in the pizza delivery industry, we wouldn't deliver to certain neighborhoods that were considered high risk. If BK follows the same principle, I wonder if they will be able to deliver to their primary demographic.

[Reapin]

A lot of non tipping Afro Americans will be eating booger burgers.

[Bardalicious]

When I was in the pizza delivery industry, we wouldn't deliver to certain neighborhoods that were considered high risk. If BK follows the same principle, I wonder if they will be able to deliver to their primary demographic.

hahahaah

[Hasbinbad]

I worked in a kitchen in high school.

I cook all my food now.
only smart thing reapin has ever sed

[xassis]

You know, there are people who really go through life not appreciating the things they get because they're used to getting what ever they want. I occasionally catch myself feeling that way, and I try my best to appreciate every single thing I get. One time, a very cold white Christmas about ten years ago, I opened a package. Inside said package, was a Nintendo gaming system, I cant remember exactly what it was called, hell, it might not have even been a Nintendo system. I remember thinking a feeling kind of like greed, in a way. Sort of like, I expected to get it, instead of being so happy that I did. And today, I really regret letting myself feel that way. But none of that matters now, seeing as BK delivers. Hell yeah.

[radditsu]

Nobody has steak fries anymore.

Hard to find a great steak fry.

[Bodeanicus]

People actually eat BK? They're all ghost towns where I live. They can't give their shit away.

[Bardalicious]

Hardees has about the best regular fries in terms of fast food imo. Place is just too expensive.

Cottage fries is where it's @ anyways.

[Bodeanicus]

I remember when Wendy's was the best fast-food burger joint, but they fell. Terrible fried, always cold.

Five Guys has taken Fuddrucker's crown as the high end in my area. Good burger, but not worth what they charge for 'em.

I hate to admit it, but McD's is the most consistent. At least their burgers and fries are hot.

[Godefroi]

And you all wonder why yall are fat n depressed.

Beginning of a healthy life is healthy food

[hatelore]

Both mcd and bk have mediocre/crappy burgers. I like bk fries better than mcd's soggy piece of shits. Not many places do it right tho, real fries have crinkles

Just realized I'm still boycotting BK for getting rid of chicken fries

Fer reel doe~ I used to love me some chicken fries with there buffalo sauce.

[myriverse]

if a BK delivers in your area, chances are good that there are places that also deliver that actually have somewhat decent food

get you some pizza or pasta or sammiches or chicken from dominos or pizza hut if you wanna fat it up imo
This. I've already got my choice of good, local pizza, Italian, Vietnamese, Greek, Middle Eastern, and fresh sammiches.

I don't even understand the concept of BK delivery, outside of a business district.

[Klendathu]

Hardee's\Carl's Jr > * imo.

Perma boycott on McD for my family and I. Shit food + shit service + shit mgmt = shit.

BK is ok. Used to be better. Only reason I go there now is so mah kids can play on the playground stuff.

Wendy's is meh. Good burgers, great chicken sammy, horribad fries.

Five Guys is p good. Expensive. Go there prolly 2x a year, with coworkers.

Nobody has mentioned Sonic. Prolly for a good reason. The food could be decent, if you could find one that didn't have a bunch of asshats working there.

I'm pretty neg on the fast food restaurant industry as a whole. BK delivering will be novel for a bit, but I don't see it becoming very fruitful. Only available in a dozen or so states now, I doubt it grows much. We'll see.

[Orruar]

This. I've already got my choice of good, local pizza, Italian, Vietnamese, Greek, Middle Eastern, and fresh sammiches.

I don't even understand the concept of BK delivery, outside of a business district.

Potheads are lazy and don't want to drive/walk down to the nearest BK. That's the concept.

[radditsu]

Only fast food I really eat is Sausage Mcmuffins at breakfast when I forget to eat breakfast at home. If I hanker for a burger, I am going to the 5 guys down the street.

[Barkingturtle]

And you all wonder why yall are fat n depressed.

Beginning of a healthy life is healthy food

[r00t]

I'll be the rare Californian to say In n Out burgers are nothing special (decent *I GUESS*, but severely overhyped) and the fries are fucking terrible pieces of cardboard. No really, the fries are awful, not even worth being vessels for catsup. If the fanbois say they like the fries they're fukn lying.

[myriverse]

Potheads are lazy and don't want to drive/walk down to the nearest BK. That's the concept.
Lazy potheads can just as easily get delivery from better places.