View Full Version : Riddle me this
Slathar
08-05-2013, 01:44 PM
Can a shit leopard change its shit spots?
Does the shit apple fall far from the shit tree?
There's a class 5 shitticane heading for red99. Are u rdy?
Infectious
08-05-2013, 02:12 PM
When you go into the pink, do you get cream or shit?
If shit, does it have a 5 oclock?
If pink, was it bought?
If it wasnt bought, how did you obtain the pink?
Pink cream or shit shit?
karsten
08-05-2013, 02:22 PM
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ChubbyBubbles
08-05-2013, 02:25 PM
Worse case ontario we can get two birds stoned at once.
Greegon
08-05-2013, 02:28 PM
bunch of shitdiots in here.
shit hawks coming bubs, to swoop down and...
mostbitter
08-05-2013, 03:13 PM
i am about to shit irl
1st off shit isn't pink and number 2 or 3, whatever the fuck number we are on, you can't prepare for a shitticane.
Something'Witty
08-05-2013, 03:46 PM
This thread has the potential to trigger the the shit barometer!
"You know what a shit barometer is, Bubbles? It measures the shit pressure in the air. You feel it? Listen, Bubs, hear that? The sound of the whispering winds of shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srq_MbsUTuM). You will, my sorry friend. When the shit barometer rises, you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure....shit winds are a-comin'."
Something'Witty
08-05-2013, 04:33 PM
Is a shit barometer the same as gaydar?
No, a shit barometer measures the amount of shit clinging to the air (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvm-n6gwPCY).
Infectious
08-05-2013, 05:07 PM
Lol red. I will break it down to you since your father used birds and bees and not flesh and liquids like mine did.
Pink would be holes on the female and hole on a male.
Cream comes out one(female frontal).
Shit comes out one( female/male back).
If you pulled shit out and it had a 5 oclock, your gay.
If you pulled out cream your straight.
If you bought the pink, you bought a prostitute.
It was made to be a stupid post like op....
Are dots starting to connect or are we still lost?
I can pm pictures if needed?
Com_Truise
08-05-2013, 05:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldoT2mHubGE
SamwiseRed
08-05-2013, 06:10 PM
classic slathar
http://i.imgur.com/pEkuJhs.jpg
Langrisser
08-05-2013, 06:14 PM
go F yourself jim
kluya
08-05-2013, 07:49 PM
He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz....
Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. Right Mr. Lahey?
Right, Randy.
Infectious
08-05-2013, 08:49 PM
Ya cause a chick gona let a guy go and sit around all day with that shit festering up in there. Any real chick gona clean herself first, this shit aint no porno.
shit dont stop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Rn-zD-43U)
runlvlzero
08-05-2013, 09:02 PM
Samwise hacking in everfrost
Loli Pops
08-05-2013, 10:12 PM
bads gonna bad
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