Why I can no longer endure P99

[Khaleesi]

"WHY I CAN NO LONGER ENDURE P99"
by Daenerys Targaryen age 8
Ms. Whittaker's reading class

Why I can no longer endure P99 is because every time I watch somethingwith George Clooney, I think of Jeremy. In Ocean's Eleven, George is smug. On P99, Jeremy is smug. In Solaris, George is not really there. On P99, Alarti is not really ever there. In Syriana, George is involved with greedy people. On P99, Jeremy is involved with greedy people.

I asked a whole bunch of people why George and Jeremy are similar. The crossing guard said it's not because of how they look. My bus driver said it's not because of their jobs. The P.E. teacher, Mr. Woods, said it's not because of their diet. Finally I asked my dad, and he said, "it's because they're both ***** ****"

I don't know what that last part means, so I am now finished and thank you for reading with my story of Why I Can No Longer Endure P99.

[Heebo]

You getting your Jeremys and your Alartis mixed up.

[Nirgon]

I can no longer endure this thread

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I heartily agree: there is nothing like a a few good bong hits and a good cup of coffee and a modest reflection on George Clooney movies and p99.

As the old beer ad used to say, it doesn't get better than this. Those who think it does get better than this, have never attended Ms Whittaker's reading class. She has the best weed, and knows how to brew some mean coffee. Plus, we watch movies, some decent, some so-so, but all in all, it's a pretty sweet class. I mean, what are your options in 5th grade, amirite?

[Glitterati]

but Jeremy Iron's British accent is so dreamy......also, fuck George Cloony

[Lopretni]

Jim Cummings was better as Scar anyway.

[Strifer]

This thread rocked my poopsocks

[quido]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/ironsfungi.jpg

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/ironsfungi.jpg

LOL

[gotrocks]

I can no longer endure this thread

[Raavak]

I can no longer endure 8 year old fucktwits.

[kotton05]

op on suicide watch=-/

[Hasbinbad]

best thread 2013 contender. this shit approaches, but never quite reaches, early glitch.

[Hasbinbad]

One simply must differentiate early glitch from modern glitch. p. sure glitch sold his forum account & game account anyway. either that or he stopped taking drugs. either way, modern glitch is meh even by rnf troll standards, whereas he was once counted among the untouchable divine.

[Glitterati]

I doubt Glitch sold anything, on a clear night when the moon is full you can sometimes see him lurking in the shadows, on the hunt for 16 year old scene girls.

[kotton05]

glitch is a palawolf?

[Kagatob]

OP trying too hard. Needs some fresh air.

[Reapin]

After watching "Lolita" whenever I see Jeremy Irons I think pedophile.

[Hasbinbad]

I doubt Glitch sold anything, on a clear night when the moon is full you can sometimes see him lurking in the shadows, on the hunt for 16 year old scene girls.
ilu

[Glitch]

best thread 2013 contender. this shit approaches, but never quite reaches, early glitch.

That day when Glitch RMT'd his forum account for cocaine and 16 year old alt chicks.

[RestoreThis]

After watching "Lolita" whenever I see Jeremy Irons I think pedophile.

dat retainer removal

[radditsu]

I always think he's a hammy terrible actor. But that may be that D&D movie role.