Hai Boys

[katrik]

http://i.imgur.com/j0JWNsW.jpg

[Agatha]

what about girls? you are cute :)

[Bardalicious]

Hay I haven't posted pics here in almost a month *posts pic*

l0l

[katrik]

Hay I haven't posted pics here in almost a month *posts pic*

l0l

It was time.

Katrik confirmed attention whore.

[Bardalicious]

It was time.

Katrik confirmed attention whore.

I forgive you. We can still get drunk together and compare sizes when I'm inebriated and vulnerable.

[Daldolma]

gross

[r00t]

you are pretty passable tbh #nohomo. dunno if thas mean to say but dint mean nuthin

[katrik]

I forgive you. We can still get drunk together and compare sizes when I'm inebriated and vulnerable.

Hot. Would probably win.

[Malice_Mizer]

What possesses a person to take a picture like this?

It's the pinnacle of self-adoration and egotism.

[Sarius]

gross

[Shannacore]

It was time.

Katrik confirmed attention whore.

Alright gurl, you're starting to move in on my attention whore throne, calm down.

[RestoreThis]

http://i.imgur.com/j0JWNsW.jpg

post pic with timestamp

[katrik]

Alright gurl, you're starting to move in on my attention whore throne, calm down.

May I be your tranny 2nd in command?

[Shannacore]

May I be your tranny 2nd in command?

Yes you may~

[katrik]

Oboy..! Do I get a t shirt ..!? Hail queen Shanna!

[Junkman]

ITS A TRAP HIDE YOUR GUNS

[AceTravis]

1/10 and that's being generous

[r00t]

What possesses a person to take a picture like this?

It's the pinnacle of self-adoration and egotism.

narcissism

[Agatha]

eh, i give you a 6/10 would let you fuck me :) if you are into girls that is.

[katrik]

1/10 and that's being generous

<3

[RestoreThis]

whatrs sad is ur probably not even the girl in pic lawl

[katrik]

eh, i give you a 6/10 would let you fuck me :) if you are into girls that is.

I like girls..! I haven't fucked one in awhile though.

[Bardalicious]

whatrs sad is ur probably not even the girl in pic lawl

Should I tell him?..... nawww

[Bardalicious]

elf sim: getting nerds laid since 1999

def classic

[gotrocks]

heres my obligatory /wave katrik

looks like you're doin well.

[Sidelle]

Should I tell him?..... nawww

Lol'd

[Agatha]

whatrs sad is ur probably not even the girl in pic lawl

The attitude of these forums that if you are a girl prove it by showing tits is absolutely disgusting.

I don't care though, im going to continue to point out im a girl. Cause I am and I should be treated like one. I'm tired of playing anon/as a boy.

I'm a girl and im proud

[Daldolma]

The attitude of these forums that if you are a girl prove it by showing tits is absolutely disgusting.

I don't care though, im going to continue to point out im a girl. Cause I am and I should be treated like one. I'm tired of playing anon/as a boy.

I'm a girl and im proud

stfu man

[Hailto]

The attitude of these forums that if you are a girl prove it by showing tits is absolutely disgusting.

I don't care though, im going to continue to point out im a girl. Cause I am and I should be treated like one. I'm tired of playing anon/as a boy.

I'm a girl and im proud

Everyone knows you're a dude, you would still be annoying if you were a girl anyway so it doesn't matter.

[Agatha]

Everyone knows you're a dude, you would still be annoying if you were a girl anyway so it doesn't matter.

It's sick how one little thing happens where I refuse to prove im a girl, and now im reverse trolled everywhere i go. You honestly probably think im trolling because some other troll that i refused to prove i am a girl to told you "oh thats not a girl thats a man".

It's a sickness this forum has.

[Hailto]

No, I suspect you're a man by the way you act, it has nothing to do with you proving it. I could care less anyway, I simply find you annoying.

[Agatha]

No, I suspect you're a man by the way you act, it has nothing to do with you proving it. I could care less anyway, I simply find you annoying.

Well, i think you might be homosexual then. Cause if i don't appeal to you something is def off with you.

[Shannacore]

Agatha what's yer bra size

[Agatha]

Agatha what's yer bra size

32A, I don't really have that big of boobies :(

[Bardalicious]

It's sick how one little thing happens where I refuse to prove im a girl, and now im reverse trolled everywhere i go. You honestly probably think im trolling because some other troll that i refused to prove i am a girl to told you "oh thats not a girl thats a man".

It's a sickness this forum has.


I'd sure hope someone wasn't mentally ill enough to pretend to be a girl that has impaired mobility. Tho you seem to be standing in the pic you've posted, so slightly confused.


Would still bang either way.

[Agatha]

I'd sure hope someone wasn't mentally ill enough to pretend to be a girl that has impaired mobility. Tho you seem to be standing in the pic you've posted, so slightly confused.


Would still bang either way.

I have talked to many people since i disclosed my private lifes details about my current health situation and have made alot of friends who are in the same situation mobility wise, i have had mixed reviews about sharing it with the p99 forums but for the most part its positive and the reason why most people don't is because everyone makes wheelchair jokes.

I don't care though if people make fun of my disability, I realize it's because they are behind a computer monitor and hopefully in real life they have a little bit more empathy. We are the first generation of the computer/online age, I don't expect everyone to act accordingly online. Maybe one day though !

[Sidelle]

Well, i think you might be homosexual then. Cause if i don't appeal to you something is def off with you.

I hate to say it but that is something a guy would say after being rejected. "She must be a lesbian if she doesn't want me."

[Malice_Mizer]

I'd go gay for the greatest political and military leader in the history of the world.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7qxcjwGQ1qeu6ilo1_400.jpg

But thaz juz me.

[Agatha]

I hate to say it but that is something a guy would say after being rejected. "She must be a lesbian if she doesn't want me."

I was just being vindictive, he was being a real prick.

[r00t]

stalin socialist scum

[Malice_Mizer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6fEAzBhfTQ

[Hailto]

Cause if i don't appeal to you something is def off with you.

The height of narcissism, and on an elf-emulator forum.

[Cecily]

Supporting gender ambiguity thread.

[katrik]

I like this thread.. Look at the beautiful monster I have created!

[FoxxHound]

I like girls..! I haven't fucked one in awhile though.

Kinda jealous~

[Bardalicious]

Definitely not drunk enough for this thread. But I'm getting there:


http://i42.tinypic.com/2e51wlv.jpg

[Bardalicious]

Getting drunk alone posting pics of your beer on an elf emulated forum ..bro you just won at life

It's like 40 out and rainy in the middle of July faggot. I'd rather be drinking and posting on elf forums than be outside pretending it doesn't feel like late October.

[Bardalicious]

I forgive you for your insolence here tho. Since you did give me money on EQMac once.

[r00t]

http://i.imgur.com/t892Ymi.png

[Ahldagor]

how much booze would it take for agatha, katrik, and shannacore(however it's spelled) to have a threesome while i film it?

[Sarius]

how much booze would it take for agatha, katrik, and shannacore(however it's spelled) to have a threesome while i film it?

Prolly lots, it's my understanding that the actors in disgusting fetish porn like that are well paid.

[Agatha]

honestly, it wouldn't take much.....

[Ahldagor]

Prolly lots, it's my understanding that the actors in disgusting fetish porn like that are well paid.

well it's for art and not pornography. it's for the women's of p99 empowering their bodies in a public way.

[Ahldagor]

honestly, it wouldn't take much.....

what is much here? gotta make a shopping list and all. what be preferred?

[Bardalicious]

http://i.imgur.com/t892Ymi.png



hoot hoot :3


http://i39.tinypic.com/2rzoutk.jpg

[katrik]

honestly, it wouldn't take much.....

Ooh..! ilike

[OMGWTF420]

wtf was the point of this thread? 2/10 would bang if drunk

[FoxxHound]

how much booze would it take for agatha, katrik, and shannacore(however it's spelled) to have a threesome while i film it?

I think I'd be the one filming bruh.

[ArumTP]

been with less attractive women, why not take a walk on the wild side?

[gotrocks]

will add myself and my girl to the agatha + katrik + shanna orgy, so long as katrik and I don't have to play (no offense meant, hun, but im sure you already know that), and if foxx agrees to film.

no other fellas will be allowed in ;) sorry yall will just have to wait till we sell the dvd at 30 bucks a pop.

Project 1999, Everfuck. Shitty title tho so if someone thinks of something better please chime in.

[Detoxx]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/444/790/74b.jpg

[gotrocks]

By the way, and katrik already knows this, but I'd totally bang her if she was a woman. It's just a personal thing that I couldn't actually have sex with her, would totally hang out with her etc, and rate her 8/10 at least (this is as she is now, btw :) ). Again, she already knew all this, just wanted to clarify.

Would absolutely let you come my girl and I in bed tho katrik. I think she'd enjoy playing with you and me :)

[Bardalicious]

thread got awkward real fast :o

[gotrocks]

only as awkward as you make it for yourself :)

.....


nah, you're right. awkward as fuck.

[Bardalicious]

don't feel ashamed bro, u can have katrik and foxx.

i'll take the two that have vaginas. tho shanna will only get to watch, sry girl :(

[gotrocks]

Hey brotha, lets not be greedy. We can make this fair and make money.

We each take one dick and one snatch. With our actual ladies from home that makes 2 dicks and 2 vag's for each of us not including our own.

We can monetize the shit out of this. I vaguely remember hearing you say your woman was hot, and the pure star power of p99's very unique ladies like katrik and shanna, etc, will sell copies all by itself even if only out of sheer curiosity. Then all the p99 neckbeards will buy so they can masturbate to their favorite RL elf girls :)

Plus, with 2 separate orgies on one dvd pack, we can charge twice as much for the 2 disc set. It's genius. Later we will do t-shirts, coffee mugs, maybe even bardalicious and gr action figures for the kids. Swarm kiting and torpor tanking included on each action figure, respectively.

What do you think, ladies of p99? Would you like to make some money and have a ton of fun doing it? We'll make you famous.

[gotrocks]

Oops, i meant to say one dick and 2 vaginas not including our own =P

[FoxxHound]

don't feel ashamed bro, u can have katrik and foxx.

i'll take the two that have vaginas. tho shanna will only get to watch, sry girl :(

hue hue hue.
Doesn't even~

[Bardalicious]

but would it be acceptable to shout things out during sex like "You will not evade me, Agatha!" and "Oh gad ur gonna make my t-staff proc all over!!!" ????

[Bardalicious]

i will need full immersion to make this work bro

[gotrocks]

Acceptable? its fuckin required, dude.

You've ruined your own lands, Katrik! You will not ruin mine! But feel free to ruin hers!

[gotrocks]

'Faster! Faster!'

"equipping my cloak of flames babe, hang on"

'oh my GAWD THATS IT! do it like THAT!'

[Bardalicious]

hue hue hue.
Doesn't even~

if it makes you feel better i'd be picking you over katrik

and don't squiggly line me, such actions are reserved for use by alphas only~~~~

[FoxxHound]

if it makes you feel better i'd be picking you over katrik

and don't squiggly line me, such actions are reserved for use by alphas only~~~~

I'm Alpha as fuck tho :(

[gotrocks]

I'm Alpha as fuck tho :(

Please record yourself shouting "You'll not evade me, gotrocks!" so we can confirm and give you a larger, more powerful role in our upcoming dvd boxset, everfucked: Ruins of Anus and Everfucked: Scars of Vagina (working titles, may change, see small text for details)













All names copyright gotrocks and bardalicous video LLC. Fuck you if you try to reproduce, copy, paste, steal, or otherwise fuck with our work, writing, titles, cocks, or hands, unless you are female, sexy, and down for a threesome, in which case you may fuck with our cocks. Must be 18 or older. Subject to age and sexiness verification.

[Bardalicious]

I'm Alpha as fuck tho :(

alpas do not sad face!!!

tho fear not, young FoxxHound, for I shall show you the way!

[FoxxHound]

I can't. Vocals are down atm~

[Bardalicious]

also: "oh god YES who's your alpha daddy?!?!~"

p.s. I intend to be dressed as a young doctor in one of these scenes

[FoxxHound]

also: "oh god YES who's your alpha daddy?!?!~"

p.s. I intend to be dressed as a young doctor in one of these scenes

I'll be dressed as a lawyer with glasses. My full windsor knot trumps all, and makes me insta alpha as fuck.

[Bardalicious]

I'll be dressed as a lawyer with glasses. My full windsor knot trumps all, and makes me insta alpha as fuck.

Pfft i be givin' these women best in slot for their face, chest AND back! No toppin' me as Alpha~

^ should also b a quote on the back of our box set i m o

[Bardalicious]

Foxx I also demand u disclose your gender. I must know before hand if I have to be cautious of crossing streams in the video. wood not want to give ppl the wrong impression, naw' mean?

[FoxxHound]

Foxx I also demand u disclose your gender. I must know before hand if I have to be cautious of crossing streams in the video. wood not want to give ppl the wrong impression, naw' mean?

Everyone already knows I am a black man.

[Bardalicious]

Everyone already knows I am a black man.

everyone minus bardalicious apparently l0l

s'all good, we r equal opportunity porn employers. but i'm afraid you will be stuck with shanna my friend. a fitting coupling i m o. queen attention whore + grandmaster alpha rnf'er, it was meant to be!~

[gotrocks]

^^^sounds like a match made in heaven. I told ya'll this video idea was genius.

Need katrik on board for style points, and agatha because she's agatha.

Need two explosive final scenes, one for each dvd. I'm thinking massive group fuck at the end of each dvd, but am open to suggestions.

[FoxxHound]

We need to have a group discussion. ~

[gotrocks]

^^ needs to happen when we can get all our actors and actresses together, as well as bard and i's significant others.

Although, as producers/directors/actors/owners, bard and I will eventually have the final say, our amazing and talented pornstars input is greatly appreciated and always considered.

Also, since this is a professional business venture, instead of something simple and crude like pimping, for example, we won't be calling any of our employees 'bitches' or 'ho's' unless its in the script (which it probably will be, at some point)

[Bardalicious]

time to fly everyone out on the private jet to discuss this over champagne and caviar

[gotrocks]

But speaking of pimping, would also like to know if theres any interest in a P99 in game escort service? For XXXX pp you get an hour or two with one of our lovely ladies, who can either talk to you, be your arm candy, or get a little more 'intimate' on the freeport docks.

Would anyone pay for this? Would definitely have pics and shit of the ladies so you can know who's cyber sucking your co... er, i mean your ego. Paying PP for sex is illegal in most places on antonica, I think.

[FoxxHound]

SRS BSNS discussion; vent naow.

[gotrocks]

But i must be off to bed. bard, I trust your limo driver will call my butler when she is ready to pick up my lady and I in the morning to take us to the jet?

I expect you'll be sending the G6 this time instead of the horrid g3, the G3 doesn't even have a stripper pole!

[Bardalicious]

But i must be off to bed. bard, I trust your limo driver will call my butler when she is ready to pick up my lady and I in the morning to take us to the jet?

I expect you'll be sending the G6 this time instead of the horrid g3, the G3 doesn't even have a stripper pole!

my secretary's secretary already made the arrangements pal. c u in the a.m. for our London business trip. got my young sexy lawyer on the handle to write us up the contracts too~

[Raavak]

I like girls..! I haven't fucked one in awhile though.Neither has 99% of the posters here. Lol.

[Samoht]

http://i.imgur.com/j0JWNsW.jpg

wud do.

and that picture i saw of agatha was cute, but i don't follow red to know the rest of her drama.

[Lanuven]

http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/austin-powers-man-baby.jpg

[Samoht]

^ don't spoil the fun

[TotallyLegit]

So sad to see these young women (ok mostly women) feverently posting pics of themselves in desperate search of some validation.

If your man doesn't make you feel appreciated, then find a new man, but ffs show some dignity.

[Samoht]

So sad to see these young women (ok mostly women) feverently posting pics of themselves in desperate search of some validation.

If your man doesn't make you feel appreciated, then find a new man, but ffs show some dignity.

fuck that. no reason to be prudish.

if you've got it, flaunt it.

[Jizzebel]

So sad to see these young women (ok mostly women) feverently posting pics of themselves in desperate search of some validation.

If your man doesn't make you feel appreciated, then find a new man, but ffs show some dignity.

[FoxxHound]

Affected~

[Agatha]

fuck that. no reason to be prudish.

if you've got it, flaunt it.

I agree, everyone hating is just a hater. They wish they had my looks. Whatever.

[marie]

you are pretty passable tbh #nohomo. dunno if thas mean to say but dint mean nuthin

hahahaha

[FoxxHound]

I agree, everyone hating is just a hater. They wish they had my looks. Whatever.

^^This

[Clear]

I agree, everyone hating is just a hater. They wish they had my looks. Whatever.

See the thread I created - you will quickly note that 99% of guys on p99 are angry, angsty, children. Before you listen to anything Relapse20 says, please note my signature. ;)

[Agatha]

http://youtu.be/m3gRH-hPS9I

[Samoht]

See the thread I created - you will quickly note that 99% of guys on p99 are angry, angsty, children. Before you listen to anything Relapse20 says, please note my signature. ;)

you are no exception, mr. penis head.

[Clear]

you are no exception, mr. penis head.

0/10. You're jealous ;) Can we see your picture? I am eager!

[Samoht]

0/10. You're jealous ;) Can we see your picture? I am eager!

fag much?

[Clear]

fag much?

Hide behind your computer and try to talk shit about guys who are more attractive than you are much? :D

[FoxxHound]

0/10. You're jealous ;) Can we see your picture? I am eager!

What is it with you being eager to see what other men look like? What are you? Gay?

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Just an observation.

[Clear]

What is it with you being eager to see what other men look like? What are you? Gay?

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Just an observation.

Because the few pictures I've managed to eke out of you fucking sad neckbeards (and inbred rednecks, apparently) has made my year (see signature). :p

[Samoht]

things real men don't care about:

guys who are more attractive than you are much? :D

[Clear]

has made my year (see signature). :p

have*

[Clear]

things real men don't care about:

Then by that rationale, you aren't a real man! You posted in my thread that was meant for women only and started evaluating the way I look, etc. Geez, you people are as dim as you are ugly.

[Samoht]

btw, what's the deal with your deformed ear?

[Samoht]

Then by that rationale, you aren't a real man! You posted in my thread that was meant for women only and started evaluating the way I look, etc. Geez, you people are as dim as you are ugly.

i never posted in your thread, you vain fucking retard.

[Clear]

i never posted in your thread, you vain fucking retard.

Ok you lurked it... because you are referencing me from it. :D

btw, what's the deal with your deformed ear?

My perfectly symmetrical ears? They are just fine! I know you are so angry that you have regressed back to an elementary level of joking that takes no logic into consideration, but I am sorry! It must be so unsatisfying to be you! :)

[Samoht]

Ok you lurked it... because you are referencing me from it.

because that's the same thing, right? moran is backpedaling.

My perfectly symmetrical ears? They are just fine!

maybe we have different definitions of the word symmetrical. your ears definitely don't fit the one from the dictionary, though.

[Clear]

because that's the same thing, right? moran is backpedaling.



maybe we have different definitions of the word symmetrical. your ears definitely don't fit the one from the dictionary, though.

moran? LOL :p

[Samoht]

:p

what's the deal with all the smiley faces? are you retarded or something?

[TotallyLegit]

because that's the same thing, right? moran is backpedaling.



maybe we have different definitions of the word symmetrical. your ears definitely don't fit the one from the dictionary, though.


Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Samoht]

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

are you really helping them by calling them out for their self-esteem, though?

or are you (much like clear) just attempting to dog pile with the rest to make them feel worse?

[Samoht]

everyone hating is just a hater.

[TotallyLegit]

Don't hate me because I hate.

[Samoht]

^pretty sure that's a misquote

[Agatha]

http://i.imgur.com/5PHBUqa.jpg

I know im good looking, I have had boys print out my picture, cum on it, and then post me the pic.

[FoxxHound]

Because the few pictures I've managed to eke out of you fucking sad neckbeards (and inbred rednecks, apparently) has made my year (see signature). :p

So their pictures made your year because you are gay?

[FoxxHound]

http://i.imgur.com/5PHBUqa.jpg

I know im good looking, I have had boys print out my picture, cum on it, and then post me the pic.

I'd hit it. Have to see some I.D. first though. Looks young.

[TotallyLegit]

I know im good looking, I have had boys print out my picture, cum on it, and then post me the pic.


Grats, that is indeed the true measure of worth.

[Agatha]

I'd hit it. Have to see some I.D. first though. Looks young.

i'm 26 ;)

[Samoht]

agatha confirmed prettier than clear.

[SamwiseRed]

agatha isnt trolling about being a girl btw, heard her in vent the other day. strangely shes really nice to talk to, she just likes to mess around on the forums with you guys.

[FoxxHound]

agatha isnt trolling about being a girl btw, heard her in vent the other day. strangely shes really nice to talk to, she just likes to mess around on the forums with you guys.

I need this vent info sir.~

[Clear]

agatha confirmed prettier than clear.

Aw you're really getting angry today huh? :eek:

[FoxxHound]

i'm 26 ;)

What the fuck. Do you not age or something?
Also, need vent info. PM prease.

[Clear]

What the fuck. Do you not age or something?
Also, need vent info. PM prease.

^trying way too hard.

[Samoht]

^trying way too hard.

^trying way harder than too hard.

[Clear]

^trying way harder than too hard.

lol you are so upset! :D

[RestoreThis]

http://i.imgur.com/5PHBUqa.jpg

I know im good looking, I have had boys print out my picture, cum on it, and then post me the pic.

u cant say that and then not post pix. also when was last time yer hair saw shampoo?

[Samoht]

lol you are so upset! :D

i find the contents of your recent posts to be extremely confusing. some man child claims to be more attractive than me (as if i care), goes on a self-fellating tirade when i don't take the flame bait, and responds to every one of my posts with emoticons.

are you visage?

[Samoht]

also when was last time yer hair saw shampoo?

shampoo is a scam. that stuff is bad for your hair.

[Samoht]

hallmark signs you are extremely rustled, as demonstrated by clear

- exclamation marks after every sentence
- emoticons / "<3" in every post in desperate attempt to convey false non-rustled status
- obsessive replying to each and every slightest potshot against you
- obvious projecting

http://www.wpclipart.com/education/teacher/teacher_2/teacher_explaining_at_board.png

[Clear]

i find the contents of your recent posts to be extremely confusing. some man child claims to be more attractive than me (as if i care), goes on a self-fellating tirade when i don't take the flame bait, and responds to every one of my posts with emoticons.

are you visage?

So let's see those pics, Mr. Brad Pitt!

[FoxxHound]

shampoo is a scam. that stuff is bad for your hair.

All in moderation sir.

[Samoht]

So let's see those pics, Mr. Brad Pitt!

you put too much emphasis on personal appearance to be a straight man.

[Clear]

you put too much emphasis on personal appearance to be a straight man.

The only emphasis is on p99. It was my goal to expose exactly how fucking hideous all of you angry neckbeards are. I only got one or two fulfilling pictures but those have provided me with a lifetime of lols.

Why are you so obsessed with who is gay or not? A veiled attempt at seeing if I am gay so that you can have hope for yourself? Sorry bruh, I'm happily married. :)

[Samoht]

Sorry bruh, I'm happily married.

i feel sorry for anybody who would choose to marry such a narcissist clearly trolling an elf forum for internet pussy.

[Raavak]

She probably has a good mailman keeping her happy.

[Samoht]

i wonder if he has a dog...

[FoxxHound]

Still need dat vent info~

[Clear]

i feel sorry for anybody who would choose to marry such a narcissist clearly trolling an elf forum for internet pussy.

Hahah I feel sorry for her often too. She's much smarter than I am. :p

[Samoht]

Hahah I feel sorry for her often too. She's much smarter than I am. :p

doesn't take much, does it.

[Clear]

doesn't take much, does it.

Probably not. You gonna be ok? You're like foaming at the mouth on more than one thread with me right now!

[Samoht]

Probably not. You gonna be ok? You're like foaming at the mouth on more than one thread with me right now!

looks like you're obsessively updating AT LEAST 4 threads.

man you've got issues.

[Clear]

looks like you're obsessively updating AT LEAST 4 threads.

man you've got issues.

Is that not ok with you? lol or are you angry that I can get paid to browse p99 forums, reddit, etc.? You poor thing! Do you have anything in your life that makes you happy besides food? If so, I highly suggest you try to incorporate it into your Monday mornings. Looks like you got a case of the MONDAYS.

[Samoht]

Is that not ok with you? lol or are you angry that I can get paid to browse p99 forums, reddit, etc.? You poor thing! Do you have anything in your life that makes you happy besides food? If so, I highly suggest you try to incorporate it into your Monday mornings. Looks like you got a case of the MONDAYS.

what the fuck kind of nonsense are you even talking about? do you think you're special for having a poor excuse for a supervisor? please show us pictures of your $400 a week salary!

are you trying to imply something by bringing up food? do you just jump on assumptions and generalizations about everybody on the internet? are you that dumb?

[Samoht]

may i recommend marriage counseling for when your wife finds out about how you're trying to pick up trannies on an elf forum?

or should we just give you the number for the suicide prevention hotline?

[Clear]

what the fuck kind of nonsense are you even talking about? do you think you're special for having a poor excuse for a supervisor? please show us pictures of your $400 a week salary!

are you trying to imply something by bringing up food? do you just jump on assumptions and generalizations about everybody on the internet? are you that dumb?

You need me to break it down for you? Are you that dim? lol

I am the supervisor. :D

[Clear]

may i recommend marriage counseling for when your wife finds out about how you're trying to pick up trannies on an elf forum?

or should we just give you the number for the suicide prevention hotline?

Hooooooboy! Samoht is on a mad RAMPAGE today! Did you not get enough McDonald's last night? Did you slip on your sick bathroom floor and bust your ass this morning? I can only imagine the rancid reality that is your apartment/corner of a room.

[Shannacore]

this thread is fucking weird.

[Samoht]

what in the fuck is he even talking about

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

this thread is fucking weird.

[Agatha]

this thread is fucking weird.

Wierd is interesting though.

[Harr1son]

hay blue pals, anyone wanna grind on that grind with me?

[Samoht]

hay blue pals, anyone wanna grind on that grind with me?

if you give clear your picture, he might be down to grind.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

On druid / shaman servin up some buffs / PL for a bit in ec for u redbies

[TotallyLegit]

this thread is fucking weird.

Wierd is interesting though.

How in the fuck does someone misspell a word that's IN THE POST THEY QUOTED?

[Samoht]

How in the fuck does someone misspell a word that's IN THE POST THEY QUOTED?

totallyjelly and stalking agatha now.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

How in the fuck does someone misspell a word that's IN THE POST THEY QUOTED?

How does someone correct spelling on a eqemu forum without being a total faggot.

[TotallyLegit]

How does someone correct spelling on a eqemu forum without being a total faggot.

It's pretty easy especially since this forum is full of barely literate faggots.

[visage]

The only emphasis is on p99. It was my goal to expose exactly how fucking hideous all of you angry neckbeards are. I only got one or two fulfilling pictures but those have provided me with a lifetime of lols.

Why are you so obsessed with who is gay or not? A veiled attempt at seeing if I am gay so that you can have hope for yourself? Sorry bruh, I'm happily married. :)

did your mom put a porkchop around your neck to play with you? The dog accidently bite that ear of yours? You mad? You look like a aids patient

[Samoht]

It's pretty easy especially since this forum is full of barely literate faggots.

oh wow, someone is jelly.

[Clear]

did your mom put a porkchop around your neck to play with you? The dog accidently bite that ear of yours? You mad? You look like a aids patient

0/10

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Clear]

How does someone correct spelling on a eqemu forum without being a total faggot.

What a thoughtful, intellectually stimulating question. Lemme guess, masters degree in business law?

[visage]

0/10

confirmed mad and ear

[Bardalicious]

I never thought I'd meet someone on these forums that actually made me appreciate visage more. What the fuck is even going on here.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

What a thoughtful, intellectually stimulating question. Lemme guess, masters degree in business law?

Actually im a Pornstar

[Bardalicious]

o right this post (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1028322&postcount=1) explains pretty well what's going on

[Samoht]

o right this post (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1028322&postcount=1) explains pretty well what's going on

so visage and clear are the same person after all?

[Clear]

confirmed mad and ear

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[FoxxHound]

I never thought I'd meet someone on these forums that actually made me appreciate visage more. What the fuck is even going on here.

Yeah same, but hey clEAR happened.

[Samoht]

Yeah same, but hey clEAR happened.

nah, he dodged it when i put in my inquEARy. i'd still like to know.

[Bardalicious]

Yeah same, but hey clEAR happened.

lol! i don't think that play on words will ever get old. grats on going down in p99 hall of fame for your ear, clear.

[Clear]

lol! i don't think that play on words will ever get old. grats on going down in p99 hall of fame for your ear, clear.

nah, he dodged it when i put in my inquEARy. i'd still like to know.

Yeah same, but hey clEAR happened.

^

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

also:

http://i.imgur.com/6dJ2zuZ.jpg

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Lol Clear K.O'd give up dude.

[Bardalicious]

^



also:

http://i.imgur.com/6dJ2zuZ.jpg

What a thoughtful, intellectually stimulating question. Lemme guess, masters degree in business law?


stfu alrady fgt

[Clear]

Lol Clear K.O'd give up dude.

Clear knocked out the raging p99 neckbeards? I did, didn't I? It is so easy to knock you poor souls out. Your intellect is so limited that it actually gets embarrassing. Now go run along... go back to your elementary level shell.

[Malice_Mizer]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/05aed372f138507dfd0a813637314b44/tumblr_mhbhqnqbIU1s0kn1mo1_400.gif

[Clear]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/05aed372f138507dfd0a813637314b44/tumblr_mhbhqnqbIU1s0kn1mo1_400.gif

Eternal lol. You know Rellapse20 has at least one or two ICP albums laying around amidst the horrific dirty garage that is his bedroom.

[katrik]

YES! Keep it up boys~

[Rezonation]

This pretty much sums up this thread to a T.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/gt216/RR-P99/BigJimmyRustlas.jpg~original

[Bardalicious]

Your intellect is so limited that it actually gets embarrassing. Now go run along... go back to your elementary level shell.

umm.... pulled from just the first 5 pages of a different thread (I skipped pasting all the responses that contained only emoticons)....

>Conclusion. You attract hating, angry neckbeards.

FTFY

I hope to get more legitimate votes as we progress through the day. Unfortunately, the torrent of sad, predictable neckbeards will apparently continue in greater numbers. That was expected, however.

Such anger and racism! One can only imagine the absolute trainwreck your life must be. LOL

Am I indirectly serving as a model / basis for comparison among neckbeards aspiring to become less hideous? I feel both hysterical and proud at the same time!

0/10. This is you sobbing in the dark, foreveralone.

Welcome, two new neckbeards! As much as you both think I care about your angry & jealous comments, rants, & trolling - this is not the thread for you! Thanks and kindly return to your realities as white trash!

You're just among the cascade of angry neckbeards who have no relevance to this thread. Move along!

So far this thread only has trolls and neckbeards voting. :(


I could see how you'd get confused on what constituted as intelligence, which I'm sure is the word you meant to use instead of intellect. Perhaps you could learn the difference between the two if you're going to start slinging insults in an attempt to make yourself feel smarter.

Tell us again about anger and neckbeards oh great clear.

[Samoht]

YES! Keep it up boys~

only for you, sweetthang

[katrik]

/lick

[OMGWTF420]

my dog just farted

[katrik]

And I totally agree.. Flaunt it if you got it.. =}. And why u ppl still arguing?

[Clear]

And I totally agree.. Flaunt it if you got it.. =}. And why u ppl still arguing?

This is a good question. My answer:

Those engaged with me have an insatiable anger that cannot be quenched. On top of the anger is a light peppering of jealousy.

I am naturally argumentative. I also work a job that allows me unlimited access to the internet and forums all day.

[Samoht]

Those engaged with me have an insatiable anger that cannot be quenched. On top of the anger is a light peppering of jealousy.

jelly of that ear

[RestoreThis]

jelly of that ear

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Samoht]

i've seen the picture, nothing fictitious about it.

[Samoht]

i LOL @ the presumption of being jealous of someone this ugly and who plays poker with $2 chips

http://i39.tinypic.com/28ama6t.jpg

WHERE IS HIS OTHER EAR?

[Jarnauga]

Sometimes, i feel depressed.

Then i come to RnF and see threads like this.

Thank you RnF for making me say "no" to drugs.

[Clear]

Going back and searching through pages to find a picture of me again? Oh, the rage!

<mr

http://a.imageshack.us/img52/8195/americanpsychoguffaw.gif

[TotallyLegit]

WHERE IS HIS OTHER EAR?

You must be spatially-challenged if you can't see his ear against his head, and a convex shape that is obviously comforter.

Is this really what you've been going on and on and on and on and on about?

[Samoht]

Going back and searching through pages to find a picture of me again? Oh, the rage!

it's so clEAR that you're going to win this thread by dodging all of the pertinent questions and spamming memes and emoticons

[Samoht]

You must be spatially-challenged if you can't see his ear against his head, and a convex shape that is obviously comforter.

Is this really what you've been going on and on and on and on and on about?

no i wanted to see if it was symmetrical to that misshapen THING on the left side of his head

you're not paying attention

[Clear]

You must be spatially-challenged if you can't see his ear against his head, and a convex shape that is obviously comforter.

Is this really what you've been going on and on and on and on and on about?

I thought they were trolling for a while but if you inspect my signature and see poor Rellapse20's inbred facial features and those hideous accompanying bangs... you can infer that Samoht is probably in the same boat. They may very well be that stupid! :D

[TotallyLegit]

no i wanted to see if it was symmetrical to that misshapen THING on the left side of his head

you're not paying attention


I understand if it is a little bit difficult for you to discern ear from comforter. Maybe you should ask your mom for help with identifying other body parts.

[Samoht]

those hideous accompanying bangs.

my god, you are so far from being a man that it's hilarious

[Samoht]

comforter

maybe you need to look at the picture again. maybe the fold in the crux is confusing to you, but i don't think it's folded quite as many times as a comforter. aside from being folded, the crux also seems to be elongated and pointed.

don't even get me started on how bloated the lobe is. there doesn't appear to be any gauges in his ears, but if that truly is all lobe, i've seen gauges that look much smaller compared to this thing.

[Cecily]

How did this turn into that other thread?

[Samoht]

How did this turn into that other thread?

clear is trying to make all posts about him

evidence (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=116632) is posted here

[Clear]

those hideous accompanying bangs

my god, you are so far from being a man that it's hilarious

...how bloated the lobe is. there doesn't appear to be any gauges in his ears, but if that truly is all lobe, i've seen gauges that look much smaller compared to this thing.

You're pretty smart! Only the most intellectual people on Earth contradict themselves within 5 minutes. :p

[Samoht]

You're pretty smart! Only the most intellectual people on Earth contradict themselves within 5 minutes. :p

i don't see any contradiction there. you're complaining about how well relapse grooms himself. i'm pointing out how deformed your ear is.

[Clear]

How did this turn into that other thread?

You can go back and research it - I made one single post in this thread and Samoht became enraged by me and started regurgitating the past failed insults against me. I, having nothing better to do at work, retorted. Oh and my retorts will go on as long as the butthurt still flows through the likes of Rellapse20, Samoht, Heebo, etc.

[Clear]

i don't see any contradiction there. you're complaining about how well relapse grooms himself. i'm pointing out how deformed your ear is.

I am pointing out how his haircut (bangs in particular) stands as the pinnacle of trashy redneck.

You started crying desperately about how you think my earlobe isn't petite enough for you. :D

[FoxxHound]

Let's get this thread back on track! Hai Katrik <3
Agatha you're hawt. You should invite me to vent. Because I am creepy.

[Clear]

Let's get this thread back on track! Hai Katrik <3
Agatha you're hawt. You should invite me to vent. Because I am creepy.

http://etc.usf.edu/clippix/pix/clear-glass-of-ice-water_medium.jpg

Quench yourself.

[Cecily]

Thank you RnF for making me say "no" to drugs.

17β-estradiol is a hell of a drug.

[FoxxHound]

Let's get this thread back on track! Hai Katrik <3
Agatha you're hawt. You should invite me to vent. Because I am creepy.

[Samoht]

17β-estradiol is a hell of a drug.

i'm not complaining.

[Agatha]

How did this turn into that other thread?

I just have to sign my name onto things and they explode. I'm kinda a big deal around here.

[katrik]

17β-estradiol is a hell of a drug.

Not when you get used to it babe.

To Fox, I would wreck you to pieces girl. Hot stuff. Agatha.. You're not safe from my giant white girl cock either. XD

[Bardalicious]

You're not safe from my giant white girl cock either. XD

Honest question: can you still get/maintain an erection as a trans? Can you cum?

Guess I always thought the imbalance of hormones would sort of kill that for you.

[FoxxHound]

Not when you get used to it babe.

To Fox, I would wreck you to pieces girl. Hot stuff. Agatha.. You're not safe from my giant white girl cock either. XD

pfff. You're very welcome to try ;)
I'm too stronk!
Too goog!
So crate!
Okay you get the picture :p

[Cecily]

Honest question: can you still get/maintain an erection as a trans? Can you cum?

Guess I always thought the imbalance of hormones would sort of kill that for you.

I here it gets a lot harder.

[Bardalicious]

it gets a lot harder.

penis joke

[Agatha]

I here it gets a lot harder.

awesome

[katrik]

Honest question: can you still get/maintain an erection as a trans? Can you cum?

Guess I always thought the imbalance of hormones would sort of kill that for you.

Almost two years on two powerful T blockers, and estrogen, yes it's a lot harder to maintain. I can still get the job done though with no problems. I would be sad if I couldn't.

[FoxxHound]

I here it gets a lot harder.

clever girl.

[Bardalicious]

Almost two years on two powerful T blockers, and estrogen, yes it's a lot harder to maintain. I can still get the job done though with no problems. I would be sad if I couldn't.

Interdasting. So we probably couldn't get freaky and start an extended light saber battle is what ur trying to tell me?

[Agatha]

Interdasting. So we probably couldn't get freaky and start an extended light saber battle is what ur trying to tell me?

I have seen glow in the dark condoms, they are pretty cool ~

[Loli Pops]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/582/274/826.jpg

[Agatha]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/582/274/826.jpg

lol kimm. l0l.

[Raavak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv5vEd2WRQw

[Raavak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv5vEd2WRQw damnit

[katrik]

Interdasting. So we probably couldn't get freaky and start an extended light saber battle is what ur trying to tell me?

W/ ring. I have a Viagra stash in case I need it for *stuff*.. Not going ini detail there. =}

[Hasbinbad]

ITT: I would cradle Katrik's head lovingly; Stalin had amazing fashion sense as a tween.

[gotrocks]

I never thought I'd meet someone on these forums that actually made me appreciate visage more. What the fuck is even going on here.

Yeah same, but hey clEAR happened.

Yes. wtf. this thread was going places. good places. like 6 girls 2 guys a gulfstream jet, and a dvd box set.

clear, you are so unbelievably sad i didn't even want to reply. I know you think you're dominating on these forums, but every person here is laughing at you. Like really hard. Because of your horrible ear, your misplaced narcissism, how incredibly gay you sound while insisting how straight you are, and the fact that you are raging around trying to prove your superiority by reposting the same garbage posts over and over again thinking you are clever when in reality those posts sucked the first time through.

I will admit that this is an excellent troll, clear, but it's really not funny anymore. We're all just kind of tired of beating up on you. Please go back into the shadows where we don't have to see your awful personage, or hear your whining, or read the ridiculous spam you send people when you're mad in game. I know you think everyone here is 'just a neckbeard blah blah', but that's the pot calling the kettle black, since you've spent an unseemly amount of time on these forums the past two days frantically defending your position as 'sexiest male on p99' (you would know,wouldn't you, seeing as you have a keen eye for dick, right?). And judging by your in game rant about training or cock or whatever that was, you're probably more immersed than anyone else here.

The joke was funny, now it's just sad. We're all hoping your 'wife' cheats on you as soon as possible so you can finally come out of the closet. Go ahead and tell me i'm mad, or jealous, or whatever will help you to sleep on that deformed ear, er i mean comforter, tonight. I'll make sure I take that into account while I'm laughing at your responses later.

back on topic. ladies of p99 dvd set? I know you lovely women will all be stars in our incredible production!

[aowen]

If you turned one of those condoms with anesthetic inside out you wouldn't even have to wake her up.

[Bardalicious]

I have seen glow in the dark condoms, they are pretty cool ~

Wanna feel some instead?

[Agatha]

Wanna feel some instead?

NAW NAW NAW

[Clear]

Because of your horrible ear, your misplaced narcissism, how incredibly gay

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Blasted]

Thread sucks, mostly. After a few pages, I got weirded out and decided to just scroll through looking for pictures of anyone I'd consider having sex with.

At least I admit it.

One girl said some people printed her picture and sent it back with cum on it.

wtf? That doesn't mean you're pretty... it means someone somewhere is fucking weird enough to send your picture back to you with cum on it.

That being said, you've successfully trolled me and I'm now going to go back to cumming on your face. If you'd like a copy, PM me. Good day!

[r00t]

Stalin had amazing fashion sense as a tween.

he was literally the original hipster

[Malice_Mizer]

Stalin had amazing fashion sense as a tween.

He does the "modern hipster" look better than modern hipsters do. Fits the "aspiring poet" bill pretty accurately.

[Blasted]

BTW, Clear, you post a LOT. Your sig is an eyesore even when I'm just scrolling quickly.

[r00t]

He does the "modern hipster" look better than modern hipsters do. Fits the "aspiring poet" bill pretty accurately.

Just as douchey too

[Malice_Mizer]

Just as douchey too

Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of peoples' friendship!
The Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
Leads us to the triumph of Communism!

[Champion_Standing]

Cock pics or GTFO

[Malice_Mizer]

Cock pics or GTFO

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/07/25/393056.jpg