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07-24-2013, 06:48 PM
What's this from? Masturbating too hard?
http://i.imgur.com/4F5A9gN.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLNrCerCk0c
27 stitches tho counted them getting cut out, bout 16 in picture wraps around back of finger too
Had a full hand cast for about a month now
what happened, friend r00t
#yolo
http://i.imgur.com/kJe2W.jpg
Blink
07-24-2013, 06:59 PM
Sell me your pain pills
Abused the fuck out of the 0 refill bottle, and the refill I called in on
Malice_Mizer
07-24-2013, 07:21 PM
You sound like a stable and grounded young man.
http://i.imgur.com/L2zzL.jpg
Malice_Mizer
07-24-2013, 07:24 PM
I think I've been wasted on wine maybe twice before I realized it's far and away the worst thing to over-consume.
puts me right to sleep with a migraine
Reapin
07-24-2013, 07:26 PM
Cognac is good.
Cecily
07-24-2013, 07:50 PM
Glad to see you healing up. It looks much better.
Kagatob
07-24-2013, 07:52 PM
You didn't die. Shame. :(
Kimmie
07-24-2013, 08:05 PM
Flexor tendon??
Do the therapy and be good about it so you don't screw up your hand forever, okay??? :( :(
khanable
07-24-2013, 08:08 PM
I had a shockingly similar accident/surgery.
I've actually lost movement in the finger since the operation. It's still total dead weight. Therapy simply didn't improve it.
Good luck op, hope you dont end up like me
Reapin
07-24-2013, 08:20 PM
Flexor tendon??
Do the therapy and be good about it so you don't screw up your hand forever, okay??? :( :(
Guy can't even keep his finger nails clean. Good luck buddy!
http://i44.tinypic.com/e7nzad.jpg
it's the flexor, shit was too swollen stiff to move today.
I cant trim a nail hidden under 14 layers of guaze and splint and shit moran
Reapin
07-24-2013, 08:34 PM
http://content6.flixster.com/photo/13/37/65/13376552_gal.jpg
Loli Pops
07-24-2013, 08:35 PM
Mad.
I had a shockingly similar accident/surgery.
I've actually lost movement in the finger since the operation. It's still total dead weight. Therapy simply didn't improve it.
Good luck op, hope you dont end up like me
can you manually curl or is it a boner finger?
khanable
07-24-2013, 08:42 PM
can you manually curl or is it a boner finger?
Boner finger
The hospital I went to had a nurse pass off as a doctor. They didn't diagnose the sliced tendon (and both nerves). Grew very impatient and kept telling me I was fine.
3 weeks later I can't move it at all still, still totally numb, went to a hand specialist and he basically said I needed surgery 3 weeks ago. He expected good results despite the amount of time it was left unattended -- didn't work out that way, however.
Shit sucks
I went to ER that night and x-ray confirmed tendon laceration, was put in dorsal splint. I still had my nerves but it was like 3 weeks til surgery, and today was first time I got the cast off after another 3 weeks. Now touch sensation is fuckin wierd and I had like 0 movement today. Got referral to some 30 yr hand god expert for therapy but she aint call me yet.
khanable
07-24-2013, 09:00 PM
hopefully it works out for you!
katrik
07-24-2013, 09:02 PM
30 yr hand god expert
oooh! = )
Hasbinbad
07-24-2013, 09:14 PM
Cognac is no longer wine.
hopefully it works out for you!
shit's cray good luck to you too
Cecily
07-24-2013, 09:22 PM
GL with recovery!
Malice_Mizer
07-24-2013, 09:23 PM
Boner finger
The hospital I went to had a nurse pass off as a doctor. They didn't diagnose the sliced tendon (and both nerves). Grew very impatient and kept telling me I was fine.
3 weeks later I can't move it at all still, still totally numb, went to a hand specialist and he basically said I needed surgery 3 weeks ago. He expected good results despite the amount of time it was left unattended -- didn't work out that way, however.
Shit sucks
Sue that shit
Malpractice suit all in their clit
you should sue for malpractice tho. if my finger dont work gonna get obamabux disability cuz I make software for a living
Langrisser
07-24-2013, 09:39 PM
why this is how it happened
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f8e_1374614129
katrik
07-24-2013, 09:43 PM
why this is how it happened
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f8e_1374614129
hah. he looked like the sort of fellow that would do something like that.
stonez138
07-24-2013, 10:09 PM
Could you do the world a favor and lacerate a major artery next time?
Malice_Mizer
07-24-2013, 10:13 PM
BLAAAM. ^^^
had better trolls when I was 13
Malice_Mizer
07-24-2013, 10:27 PM
had better trolls when I was 13
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt15zkBNbk1qgnc1xo1_500.jpg
more like this bro
http://i.imgur.com/JX5RDX0.jpg
Alawen
07-24-2013, 11:59 PM
You sound like a stable and grounded young man.
I look to promising young men such as Naez to carry on the proud traditions of this country.
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0909/america-fuck-yeah-military-challenge-demotivational-poster-1254138048.jpg
(This is possibly the most offensive picture I've ever seen in my life.)
Alawen
07-25-2013, 12:07 AM
I think I've been wasted on wine maybe twice before I realized it's far and away the worst thing to over-consume.
One of the big differences in wine quality is the ability to drink a bottle and not hate yourself in the morning. That Winking Owl Naez posted is from Aldi and it's $2.89 a bottle. And it's the sweetest varietal. That's a really rough morning.
Cognac is good.
Here is something on which you and I can agree. I like cognac straight up, on the rocks, with water, or made into a manhattan with good vermouth. Aside from anything else I may or may not have said or thought about you in the past, I now consider you a gentleman, a scholar, a man of good looks, and a fine judge of good liquor.
Daldolma
07-25-2013, 12:19 AM
mad dog 20/20, blue raspberry p good but grape if you are a traditionalist
Alawen
07-25-2013, 12:23 AM
mad dog 20/20, blue raspberry p good but grape if you are a masochist
ftfy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/You_Only_Live_Twice_-_UK_cinema_poster.jpg
in this fucking ridiculous looking thing now http://i.imgur.com/xeYFfjll.jpg
gonna cut a thumb in a black tube sock & hide this fugly shit like elephantman but I'm @woik
did therapy and theyrub n tugged my boner finger to orgasm and it went limp aww yisss
relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7vPA6OhrDw
I gotta manually curl each individual finger 10x an hour its already getting painful after the 3rd time and feels fukn soooo weird
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP9RCHNCUAAoSUw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bdsmhu6m.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/bdsmhu6.jpg)
[b]
IT STILL DONT BEND I AM RETIRING FROM PROFESSIONAL GAMING
khanable
08-12-2013, 03:24 PM
IT STILL DONT BEND I AM RETIRING FROM PROFESSIONAL GAMING
Yea my shit never got better. Mine was in the 'red' zone when it comes to tendon injuries. If yours was lower on your hand like that I would think they could somewhat fix it.
Shitty man.
SamwiseRed
08-12-2013, 03:26 PM
your hacking days are over!
Yea my shit never got better. Mine was in the 'red' zone when it comes to tendon injuries. If yours was lower on your hand like that I would think they could somewhat fix it.
Shitty man.
Just read last night mine was red zone too :[
http://www.eatonhand.com/hw/flexors.gif
My actual thing was like a papercut in the middle of my finger, that giant scar all up down on my hand was the surgery
khanable
08-12-2013, 06:43 PM
Yea. I saw that exact image post surgery.
I was a bit fucking pissed that they went through with it knowing it basically wouldn't do shit.
55k later for 30 minutes on the table.. thanks fuckers.
mine bends at the base, comes bout halfway to my palm, might be able to get it all the way there with more therapy. none of the joints bend tho, so can't make like a fist, or pull a trigger. was double jointed before too
radditsu
08-12-2013, 06:57 PM
you should sue for malpractice tho. if my finger dont work gonna get obamabux disability cuz I make software for a living
Making owl gifs is not making software for a living.
ps. They always deny you the first time since you are white.
Acrux Bcrux
08-12-2013, 07:02 PM
Soon as it heals you should go bitch slap that doctor and nurse with it
Loli Pops
08-12-2013, 07:20 PM
Protip. Make sure you wash your fingers before sticking them up a vagina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4juygN59Ak
idontbuff
08-15-2013, 05:13 PM
why this is how it happened
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f8e_1374614129
yeah hospital
Raavak
08-15-2013, 05:40 PM
did therapy and theyrub n tugged my boner finger to orgasm and it went limp aww yisssNew definition of a hand job.
OUT OF STUPID CAST AWWW YISSS. It's still half-boner but at least I can still type somewhat the same as I did before. Itdo $$
https://sphotos-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q83/s720x720/1185856_160971270767398_1883458298_n.jpg
pussiest scar ever, asked for gnarly not girly. I heal too good +regen.
Kagatob
08-26-2013, 06:05 PM
Kill yourself already please.
http://i.minus.com/ibd7dgjN0UsxhZ.gif
Loli Pops
08-26-2013, 07:22 PM
But can you fap?
FoxxHound
08-26-2013, 07:26 PM
But can you fap?
I dont use my left hand for that
http://www.eorthopod.com/sites/default/files/images/finger_arthroplasty_anat02.jpg
went to therapy today and they measured that I have 90 degrees in proximal, 20 in middle, and 5 in distal (all are supposed to go to 90, make a fist and look). So while I can't make a fist or give ppl the bird yet, it means my tendon didnt fully rupture after surgery and theres hope for even more movement (It was thought I'd have 0 in middle and distal). The gave me silly putty to play with I'm like a cat with yarn
http://i.imgur.com/C1SLCcs.jpg
Kimmie
09-04-2013, 12:51 AM
they give you tan or yellow??
yellow it seems a lil weak but then again they only said 8 mins twice a day so it dont get all strained
Squeeze and rotate the putty in your hand, also complete with just finger tips.
Roll putty into cylinder and pinch with thumb and index.
Flatten into a pancake and slide finger along top to crease.
Loop putty along closed finger and straighten against it
Kimmie
09-04-2013, 01:01 AM
yellow it seems a lil weak but then again they only said 8 mins twice a day so it dont get all strained
yah, but yellow is step up from total puzzy, so gj
You're doin good work, just get that PIP n DIP dancing soon.
fail
http://i.imgur.com/fyVoAKyl.jpg
Susano
09-05-2013, 01:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/fyVoAKyl.jpg
That's what happens when you put it in Tralina. Go to the clinic!
went to surgeon today. she wants to put me back under the knife... two more times.
make a bird/owl with your fingers/hand and then look at your wrist. the tendon that pokes out is what shes gonna replace
I will have plastic rod in my finger for 3 months after the first surgery, then she'll give me a real big ass scar going down my wrist to pull that tendon out
but gyno that would be 2 more chances of dying from anesthesiology complications
oya forgot I took you out the will nvm
Sheriff Grady Judd
10-16-2013, 06:34 PM
dont care
Gyno - please show some compassion for your fellow man on the other side of the monitor.
r00t - I wish you the best on your future endeavors, young man.
Estolcles
10-16-2013, 06:48 PM
r00t - I wish you the best on your future endeavors, young man.
He got fired?
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