Lron's dating profile Pictures

[Lron]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32821063

Im trying to be quirky and romantic with a dash of sensitive and peppered with some dependability as far as the way i worded/arranged my pof profile.

Im looking to meet a classy lady so that is why i went the mysterious/cutesy route with my profile. Any suggestions for me to score a sophisticated lady?

[Kagatob]

Sad mother fucker.

[Lron]

You are all free to post your dating site profile's as well btw.

[Alawen]

You know how some women think watching two guys make out is hot? All women are really into bestiality. You should emphasis fucking animals throughout your profile.

[this user was banned]

Sad mother fucker.

[Alawen]

emphasize

[Lron]

If having the courage to take a shot at love is "sad" then label me sad all you want. Time to grow up people.

[this user was banned]

You're doing it all wrong, you look like a goofball that needs to impress a women to get them which is a huge turnoff.

Helpful advice: any pics of you flexing or showing your abs doesn't work, unless you are working on a fuckbuddy profile which this is clearly not.

[Alawen]

If having the courage to take a shot at love is "sad" then label me sad all you want. Time to grow up people.

Apparently my blatant sarcasm was lost on you. Lose the bestiality joke.

[Lron]

Alawen if i come off as too serious women wont know about my quirky, zany and witty sense of humor. You think most women are not smart enough to understand that it is meant to give them the giggle monsters?

[Malice_Mizer]

First impressions on the internet are not really conducive to sarcasm and low-brow witticisms, IMHO.

[Alawen]

Alawen if i come off as too serious women wont know about my quirky, zany and witty sense of humor. You think most women are not smart enough to understand that it is meant to give them the giggle monsters?

You're not a standup comic going for shock. Find a better joke that doesn't involve perversion for your dating profile.

[Barkingturtle]

I think you should try another angle because you're just not very funny.

[this user was banned]

Alawen if i come off as too serious women wont know about my quirky, zany and witty sense of humor. You think most women are not smart enough to understand that it is meant to give them the giggle monsters?

Most women don't like a guy that uses the phrase "the giggle monsters"

[Lron]

Humor is subjective and im not trying to charm any of you douche bags, Im going after a classy lady and most ladies find me to be charming and unique.

Alawen i will consider your advice and i appreciate the way you delivered it.

[this user was banned]

Humor is subjective and im not trying to charm any of you douche bags, Im going after a classy lady and most ladies find me to be charming and unique.

Alawen i will consider your advice and i appreciate the way you delivered it.

Hate all you want, I've done the whole online dating thing for years, been on many dates, had some great relationships and fuckbuddies, and even moderate on one site.

Let me tell you from experience, POF is really not the place to find a classy woman, but hey, if you find one, I wish you all the best.

[Malice_Mizer]

You should also probably mention Everquest somewhere in your profile.

[hatelore]

The only woman worth dating in pof are the Fetid Fiend's , this is fact. And yes, they usually put out on the first date. Frightfingers on the other hand are only useful for reach-around tactics, which gets old quick.

[Strifer]

The only woman worth dating in pof are the Fetid Fiend's , this is fact. And yes, they usually put out on the first date. Frightfingers on the other hand are only useful for reach-around tactics, which gets old quick.

I have much to learn in the ways of love.

[Lron]

You should also probably mention Everquest somewhere in your profile.

Updated for you Malice.

Anyone else have some advice on what i should put on my profile?

[Kagatob]

Anyone who thinks Lron is even remotely serious, needs a reality check.

Stop replying to his pointless threads.

[Lron]

kagatob why are you so intimidated by me?

[FoxxHound]

Alawen if i come off as too serious women wont know about my quirky, zany and witty sense of humor. You think most women are not smart enough to understand that it is meant to give them the giggle monsters?

Hell yeah bro. Those giggle monsters!

[Kagatob]

kagatob why are you so intimidated by me?

Maybe because my dating profile actually worked and I am awed by your ability to remain forever alone.

Wizard you be sir. Checkmate, I resign.

[Bodeanicus]

You should also probably mention Everquest somewhere in your profile.

Definitely. Get's 'em wet and ready every time. Guaranteed!

[Sidelle]

I was charmed. You sound like you want a girl who doesn't take everything too seriously and has a sense of humor. I don't think anyone with intelligence would believe you're really into bestiality. It was obviously just a joke. I personally love smart, funny guys with biceps.

Good luck with your ad. I bet it will at least weed out shallow, stupid women who don't know how to laugh and be goofy.

[Malice_Mizer]

shut up fat ass lulz

I'm absolutely convinced you're in love with Sidelle.

Shut the fuck up already.

[Sidelle]

shut up fat ass lulz

I would say something mean to you but it isn't nice to pick on retarded people.

[hatelore]

Men who talk shit to woman, are just funny. Are you gay relapse and just hate the fact that woman are competition or what? leave the poor girl alone lol.

[Misto]

Good looking hookers won't sleep with me.

So I got to use the fat ones.

Life sucks.

[Misto]

lol.

[Vineyea]

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[Bodeanicus]

white knight alert

Rejected virgin alert.

[Gadwen]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32821063

Im trying to be quirky and romantic with a dash of sensitive and peppered with some dependability as far as the way i worded/arranged my pof profile.

Im looking to meet a classy lady so that is why i went the mysterious/cutesy route with my profile. Any suggestions for me to score a sophisticated lady?

Post a picture of yourself doing a burnout in a pickup truck, chicks love that shit bro.

[this user was banned]

Looks like it was updated:

First of all i would like to introduce myself. I think what makes me stand out from the crowd is my ability to get the party started with magic tricks and palm readings. I also play the flute and have been known to play a song or two for a special lady when the time is right.

I consider myself a hopeless romantic and am not afraid to cry or be emotional with a woman.

I Play an online MMORPG called Everquest on the Mac Server and am currently considering playing on the Project 1999 everquest emulator server at www.project1999.org

I play a gnome shadow knight and would love to go out to waffle house to discuss raiding strategies and class mechanics with a knowledgeable everquest female player.

good luck with this one!

You do realize that very few people, let alone women, play Everquest?

[Zapatos]

You are all free to post your dating site profile's as well btw.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Brad_Hardy?cf=regular
no context needed