calling all females of p99 - - PICS

[Tuljin]

with all this tralina talk and talk of all p99 females having fat smelly vaginas - - how about some pics???

make a throwaway account if you want, don't do it anonymously if you want, purposely leave your face out of the pic if you want :P

this thread could either die by tonight or be fucking awesome -- - ITS UP TO YOU LADIES

[Stinkum]

creepiest thread of 2013

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

creepiest thread of 2013

[Hasbinbad]

creepiest thread of 2013

[Shannacore]

creepiest thread of 2013

[Kagatob]

creepiest thread of 2013







Kids don't know what you're talking about. The phrase you're looking for is "Most depraved".

Thanks for playing though. :)

[Hasbinbad]

kobotags KNOWS the subtle differences between creepiness and depravity

[Tuljin]

well i was more envisioning reddit gonewild p99 edition - - - - - - - my dreams have been crushed :(

[r00t]

creepiest thread of 2013

[quido]

There's plenty of pictures of Tralina out there if you're horny enough.

[Karafa]

creepiest thread of 2013

[Kimmie]

http://i40.tinypic.com/rwox13.jpg

This is a throwback of me, Akyra, and Tralina hanging out by the pool.

I blurred our faces because we're shy.

[Vaildez]

http://i40.tinypic.com/rwox13.jpg

This is a throwback of me, Akyra, and Tralina hanging out by the pool.

I blurred our faces because we're shy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

[Ektar]

http://i40.tinypic.com/rwox13.jpg

This is a throwback of me, Akyra, and Tralina hanging out by the pool.

I blurred our faces because we're shy.

with frosted doughnuts

[Sarius]

kobotags KNOWS the subtle differences between creepiness and depravity

[FoxxHound]

with frosted doughnuts

Mmmmm doughnuts. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/02/Homer_Simpson_2006.png/212px-Homer_Simpson_2006.png

[Malice_Mizer]

What if I made my bathing suit area look like a fat smelly vagina

Would that make this better

[Daldolma]

creepiest thread of 2013

[Ektar]

well hello

let me know if you like my bikini

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg

[OMGWTF420]

the not as fat one on the far right is totally fuckable

[this user was banned]

the not as fat one on the far right is totally fuckable

no

[Alawen]

well hello

let me know if you like my bikini

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg

Would hit.

[Strifer]

go fap to secrets.

[r00t]

secrets has some sexy lingerie on fapbook

[Sidelle]

I've seen how some of you window-lickers treat the women here who post pics, whether they are good-looking to you or not. Some of you are are so bitchy and shallow it's unbelievable. So no thanks. Some of the friends I have made on this server know what I look like and that's good enough for me. I ain't here to please the rest of you.:)

[Strifer]

I've seen how some of you window-lickers treat the women here who post pics, whether they are good-looking to you or not. Some of you are are so bitchy and shallow it's unbelievable. So no thanks. Some of the friends I have made on this server know what I look like and that's good enough for me. I ain't here to please the rest of you.:)

Whoa, your earlobe is 0.2 mm uneven with your other one.
not blonde.
no dimples.
Do not have inproportionate waist to boobie ratio.
0/10, would not bang.

On a side note, I prefer to lick the windows after a thorough coat of windex...adds that flavor to savor.

[Hasbinbad]

well hello

let me know if you like my bikini

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS AMAZING

[Hasbinbad]

Oh you guys should rly try beating off to that picture of ektar, it's very satisfying and explosive, especially if you use a prostate massager.

[Tiddlywinks]

well hello

let me know if you like my bikini

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg

It's nice, I like it :)

OP I threw in a couple of your suggestions and included some sexy

hi
http://i.imgur.com/PPgxw3z.jpg

[Arclyte]

go fap to secrets.

fill your hands you son of a bitch

[katrik]

Ehh.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

:eek:

[FoxxHound]

well hello

let me know if you like my bikini

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg

HAHA!
Not sure if would hit...

[Flamewraith]

kobotags KNOWS the subtle differences between creepiness and depravity

I lol'd

[Alawen]

HAHA!
Not sure if would hit...

Have a couple more drinks.

[thrump]

I've seen how some of you window-lickers treat the women here who post pics, whether they are good-looking to you or not. Some of you are are so bitchy and shallow it's unbelievable. So no thanks. Some of the friends I have made on this server know what I look like and that's good enough for me. I ain't here to please the rest of you.:)

^^

[this user was banned]

just let this fucking thread die already; it's pathetic

[Cecily]

just let this fucking thread die already; it's pathetic

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg

I refute your arguement thusly.

[Ektar]

boomshakalaka

[Malice_Mizer]

His hair is evenly distributed along his chest and shoulders.

Very flammable man.

[Alawen]

You know what's wrong with that picture of Ektar?

It's not part of a series. Or a gif. Or a video. He could shake his moneymaker and blow us kisses.

[taysk8]

http://imgur.com/Jfsl5Yb

;-)

[taysk8]

http://i.imgur.com/Jfsl5Yb.jpg?1

[taysk8]

oh, u wanted female. my b

[Arteker]

well hello

let me know if you like my bikini

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg

shave that mess opf hair man if u keep playing with fire swords u will set urself ablaze.

u should get it a good nice wax and remove all that tuff

[Cecily]

No point. They'd just grow back instantly. And what makes you think he doesn't already set himself on fire simply to strike terror into the hearts of his foes?

[Tasslehofp99]

No point. They'd just grow back instantly. And what makes you think he doesn't already set himself on fire simply to strike terror into the hearts of his foes?

Damn for a second when I saw your name under last post I thought we would finally find out if you were really a girl or just a dude pretending to be one, lol. :eek: :eek:

[Cecily]

I'd tell you, but you're being a jerk today.

[Tasslehofp99]

I'd tell you, but you're being a jerk today.



Must be sobriety getting to me, or maybe I'm just thinking clearly.

[Cecily]

Or maybe you're just being a righteous cause head jerk again. Please Cecily joining TMO drama is 3 months old. Give it a rest. I don't anyone cares (cared).

[Arteker]

I'd tell you, but you're being a jerk today.

only today? wtf u hope of a fucking tard kender

[FoxxHound]

Have a couple more drinks.

I did... I am just now waking up D:

[pharmakos]

OMG LOOK AT ALL THESE P99 BABES THAT ARE POSTING PICS, GREAT THREADdd

[FoxxHound]

OMG LOOK AT ALL THESE P99 BABES THAT ARE POSTING PICS, GREAT THREADdd

[Klendathu]

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/9ef85ffd-c71e-4d61-b3dc-32e4ca320331_zps430c471f.jpg
http://cdn.ientry.com/sites/webpronews/pictures/jim_rome_lol_616.jpg
Rome is on P99, Whoda thunkit?

[RestoreThis]

This thread would be much better with pictures of all the basement dwellers who are begging for pics of females.

[Sidelle]

This thread would be much better with pictures of all the basement dwellers who are begging for pics of females.

Yess!!

[Malice_Mizer]

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/docevil/ff/062209/tfr.jpg

[FoxxHound]

Need moar women in here.

[Sidelle]

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/docevil/ff/062209/tfr.jpg

Lol!

[Shannacore]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420958_10200217632778236_519212130_n.jpg

Here I am being either sophisticated or a grandma, ~nobody knows~

[Sarius]

Grandma. How was your 4pm dinner?

[Malice_Mizer]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420958_10200217632778236_519212130_n.jpg

Here I am being either sophisticated or a grandma, ~nobody knows~

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Kramer-Shows-His-Fear-Reaction-Gif.gif

[this user was banned]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420958_10200217632778236_519212130_n.jpg

Here I am being either sophisticated or a grandma, ~nobody knows~

You put on a few pounds there? bordering on SIF material here...

[Genedin]

These "show your picture threads" are killing me today.

Everyone who criticizes others never end up posted actual pictures of themselves.

I'm sure most of you poop sockers would love to get with the girl posted above but you are too socially awkward to even attempt a conversation with a female in real life unless she is cutting your greasy hair during your annual haircut.

Continue judging others on the internet from the comfort of your jizz speckled computer chairs. Pixel on.

[Sidelle]

You put on a few pounds there? bordering on SIF material here...

This is why you guys won't get more females posting pics here. You guys are bitchier than a PMS support group meeting.

[Raavak]

Here I am being either sophisticated or a grandma, ~nobody knows~Or trying to not get laid~ I suggest you burn this outfit.

[Malice_Mizer]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u66srodt1rp7rsgo1_400.gif

[Sidelle]

Nope. Just a private person who doesn't feel the need to prove anything to an inbred loser like you, Relapsee.

[Shannacore]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u66srodt1rp7rsgo1_400.gif

More Degrassi gifs. Always more Degrassi gifs.

[Godefroi]

tits or gtfo

[Ektar]

my picture is missing for the remainder of the month.


sorry, ladies!

[Eccezan]

Nope. Just a private person who doesn't feel the need to prove anything to an inbred loser like you, Relapsee.

This girl has got spice. You ready to app again?

www.themysticalorder.net

[Sidelle]

Perhaps lesbian

You sound like someone who gets that line alot from women. Lol.

[Halfelfbard]

Full vouch.

[Alorae]

dem nostrils. could almost slip a halfy in there.

[Shannacore]

dem nostrils. could almost slip a halfy in there.

Strange fetish is strange

[Malice_Mizer]

dem nostrils. could almost slip a halfy in there.

Micropenis Support (http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Have-A-Micropenis/1039719)

[Sidelle]

I bet you suck big ol black cocks with that mouth

Not worthy of a real response. Get it together, cupcake.

[Ektar]

I would never describe rellapse as a cupcake

[Sidelle]

This girl has got spice. You ready to app again?

www.themysticalorder.net

Probably still not playing enough enoughfor you guys.;)

[Raavak]

Angel food cupcake covered in white frosting.
And soaked in whiskey.

[Alorae]

Strange fetish is strange

let's make beautiful music together baby
pm for deets

[Clear]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420958_10200217632778236_519212130_n.jpg

Here I am being either sophisticated or a grandma, ~nobody knows~

You're adorable. Every smelly neckbeard in here who has something negative to say about you has obviously never touched a female and is raging on all females. To each one of you angsty, sad, & foreveralone wastes - I say:

POST YOUR OWN PIC. Anyone on these forums who is attempting to critique females' pictures and WHO DOES NOT POST THEIR OWN PIC is obviously a hideous disaster of a human.

[Ektar]

my pic was in this very thread

til I exceeded my bandwidth


then again I didn't say anything

highfive whiteknight we are heroes

[Kraftwerk]

You're adorable. Every smelly neckbeard in here who has something negative to say about you has obviously never touched a female and is raging on all females. To each one of you angsty, sad, & foreveralone wastes - I say:

POST YOUR OWN PIC. Anyone on these forums who is attempting to critique females' pictures and WHO DOES NOT POST THEIR OWN PIC is obviously a hideous disaster of a human.

Did u srsly make a forum acct just to post this? I feel bad 4 u if so.

[Sidelle]

my pic was in this very thread

til I exceeded my bandwidth


then again I didn't say anything

highfive whiteknight we are heroes

I loved your pic. <3

[katrik]

Hmmm.. took this one the other day. I <3 blingy tops.

http://i.imgur.com/eEEplk1.jpg

[Ektar]

you confuse my penis

he is not sure what to do

[katrik]

<-- has a bigger dick than Relapse. XD

[katrik]

http://i.imgur.com/j7E1kqA.jpg

[chtulu]

Trannies are hotter than Shannon. Also, she has a glass eye.

[Shinko]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6dab2605c70942661bdd5d48e20b8cf/tumblr_mjd4f6nm8y1qzwzjto1_400.jpg

my self picture

[Alorae]

dem gorilla hands

[Sidelle]

You're adorable. Every smelly neckbeard in here who has something negative to say about you has obviously never touched a female and is raging on all females. To each one of you angsty, sad, & foreveralone wastes - I say:

POST YOUR OWN PIC. Anyone on these forums who is attempting to critique females' pictures and WHO DOES NOT POST THEIR OWN PIC is obviously a hideous disaster of a human.

Totally agree.

[Sidelle]

Hmmm.. took this one the other day. I <3 blingy tops.

http://i.imgur.com/eEEplk1.jpg

The new color looks great.

[FoxxHound]

you confuse my penis

he is not sure what to do

Good job sir. That gave me quite the audible laugh. Roommate probably wondering what the fuck is going on in here~

[a_gnoll_pup]

http://i.imgur.com/Mz20BJQ.jpg

seek rets

[a_gnoll_pup]

God plz no secrets

You want it.

[Faerie]

All the Red99 gals have that rebellious "Suicide Girls look" about them.

I'd know ;)

[FoxxHound]

Need noods.

[Shinko]

u guys suck

[katrik]

The new color looks great.

Ty babe. <3

[Alawen]

ITT: Rel[l]apse[e]## fails to realize that everyone else is unavoidably aware of how insecure he is with his own sexuality.

[Alawen]

We know what you're thinking about when you squeeze your eyes shut and yank your doodle dandy. Your momma would slap you right upside the head.

[Clear]

Trannies are hotter than Shannon. Also, she has a glass eye.

Gonna be critical? I'm afraid we need you to post your picture now, thanks! We are ALLLLL looking forward to seeing exactly what you look like! :)

[Clear]

dem gorilla hands

Gonna be critical of the females posting pictures? I'm afraid we are going to require your picture being posted today. We all CAN'T WAIT to see exactly how attractive you are! We are looking forward to it! Thanks!!!

[Cecily]

The new color looks great.

[Cecily]

too many dudes wannabe girls on blue

Yeah all two of them. Can you make a single post that's not completely bigoted?

[Clear]

Go finish your all you can eat denny's buffet and get off you phone fatty.

Rellapse!!! I am VERY curious to see what you look like! Could you do us the honor of posting your picture? We all are waiting to see exactly what this stud looks like who has the confidence to talk shit about every single female on p99! You must be fucking HOT!

[Cecily]

Lol wut. Denny's used to be a cool place to hang out after drinking all night b/c you could get free coffee refills and smoke in there. Their food is awful though (how dare you suggest I eat that crap) and you can't smoke inside now, so there's really no reason to ever go there again.

[Clear]

Shouldn't you be like "Hey I posted mine, Do you got the balls?" but you're probably just some fat kid.

Hey, I just posted mine below. Do you got the balls?

http://i.imgur.com/H8UiRL4.jpg

[Clear]

nice beard brah

It's long gone, sadly. Aren't you supposed to be posting a picture?

[Cecily]

Ty for attacking literally everyone who posted in my thread btw. I was sick of trying to be mean.

[Clear]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305276_771548520255_1820590830_n.jpg

I'm in the back with the Yankee jersey on. Wanna Skype now?

My God, those bangs. Are you using LA LOOKS hair gel? Fuck.

[Clear]

I rock a mullet now. You jelly?

No. We all know you still rock the mid 2000's gelled-down fade. ;)

[Clear]

For my girl Sidelle she loves them mushroom penis dudes

Waaaaait a minute. This is you, right?

http://i.imgur.com/AVn85I4.jpg

YOU are trying to deride my looks? I literally lol'd. Let's take a poll.

[Clear]

Why wait for a decision? I have a feeling that your elementary-level brain's penis jokes will not hold up very well to reality outside your drug-addled brain.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?p=1041474#post1041474

[Cecily]

http://i.imgur.com/AVn85I4.jpg



Sexiest Man Alive 2013.

[Clear]

I can't be the only one in your life to tell you that bro you look like a penis.

I can't wait to see more pictures of your skinny, cracked-out ass. I literally felt really sorry for you once I saw your picture. In your eyes I saw so many trashy drugs and countless shitty beers. What little brain function you once had as a boy has all been destroyed by your terrible, white trash decisions in Alabama haven't they? You laugh and make fun of people constantly on p99 but we ALL KNOW this is you inside:

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/cm/menshealthuk/images/zD/05-cryingman-290212-de.jpg

[katrik]

Waaaaait a minute. This is you, right?

http://i.imgur.com/AVn85I4.jpg

YOU are trying to deride my looks? I literally lol'd. Let's take a poll.

You look like a dirty redneck.

[Clear]

You look like a dirty redneck.

ROFL

[Ektar]

this thread got really dumb

rellapse jizzing on a white knight is not what I want to wake up to in the morning

[FoxxHound]

this thread got really dumb

rellapse jizzing on a white knight is not what I want to wake up to in the morning

Yeah! We need to wake up to nude women. Come on ladies! You know what to do~

[Clear]

I will be permanently monitoring all of these threads that involve the women that you sad fucks attempt to degrade. Thanks!

[this user was banned]

I will be permanently monitoring all of these threads that involve the women that you sad fucks attempt to degrade. Thanks!

Just stop posting; you are making yourself look more pathetic than foxxhound.

[Clear]

I'm sorry you are being called out! Go back to your broken-down trailer and bask in your misery!

[FoxxHound]

Just stop posting; you are making yourself look more pathetic than foxxhound.

^^ what he said~

[Blink]

I will be permanently monitoring all of these threads that involve the women that you sad fucks attempt to degrade. Thanks!

rofl, please tell me you are joking.

[Raavak]

I will be permanently monitoring all of these threads that involve the women that you sad fucks attempt to degrade. Thanks!http://www.gdriveurl.com/?idl=313746841807&out=1

[katrik]

Yeah! We need to wake up to nude women. Come on ladies! You know what to do~

Mmm... Should I link foxhound some lingerie shots?

[FoxxHound]

Mmm... Should I link foxhound some lingerie shots?

Yus~

[pharmakos]

this thread got really dumb

"got"?

[Kimmie]

creepiest thread of 2013
Most depraved
dumb

Might I suggest cat thread for a better use of your time: http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=37779&highlight=pictures

Some sneak peeks to build excitement:
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-PlhH2ryD8II/TqBSVWaMeoI/AAAAAAAAF1o/mgt166Sub2c/s350/55.gif
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RbcdbZqh5Rw/Ttecpsw6d3I/AAAAAAAAOSE/DNmozfkt7So/s1600/6-packs-9-lives-2012-cat-calendar.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lXhh1.jpg

[mtb tripper]

pretty morally discusting

[Shannacore]

6 packs, 9 lives

lol