Games to Play While Taking a Shit

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Thanks to smart phones, shitting has never been the same; 5 mins of taking the Browns to the Superbowl has turned into 10. So, what do you play while dropping a log?

[Shannacore]

Words With Friends

[Shannacore]

NY Times Crosswords on the iPad

[this user was banned]

I thought women don't poop

[Stinkum]

like most other men i enjoy taking a nice, long relaxing dump but it is really weird that tralina does too

i'm really weirded out right now

[Shannacore]

You asked~

[r00t]

ppl itt clearly havent watched 2 girls 1 cup

[Thulack]

Super stick golf 2. rounds take like 5-7 mins. Use to just read the Advisor in Playboys but that was only good for 1 or 2 days a issue.

[Barkingturtle]

I try to determine which of my old meals is being pooped by smell alone. I don't have a smartphone.

[FoxxHound]

fap, fap, fap.

[Malice_Mizer]

I Like To Play Pornography.

[Raavak]

candy crush saga this last week or so

[this user was banned]

Anyone play Clash of Clans?

[zanderklocke]

Reading the ingredients on the back of the shampoo bottle in the shower next to the toilet.

[Malice_Mizer]

Reading the ingredients on the back of the shampoo bottle in the shower next to the toilet.

I think I've read just about everything with text in my bathroom a hundred times by now. It's an obsessive requirement for the BIOBREAK.

[Tiggles]

I took the sports bar approach and I put a removable frame in my bathroom and I usually buy cheap reprints of classic comic books and stuff tear the pages out and frame them.

I've read the killing joke while pooping at least 100 times.

[Alawen]

Currently, I play a game called For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway. That's almost over, though. When I win that game, I'm going to start playing Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking by Susan Cain.

[Barkingturtle]

Currently, I play a game called For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway.

The earth moves when I poop, too.

[Klendathu]

I'm texting your mom from the shitter.

Srsly, quick shits I just play whatever tower defense game I am playing at that time. Longer shits I watch youtube vids. Just got through watching all of the NFL Hard Knocks that you tube currently has. It's taken a few weeks.

Longer than that.....I post on p99 forums.

[Rain1]

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking by Susan Cain was a good book. Read it a few months back. A+ decision sir.

[Shannacore]

Longer than that.....I post on p99 forums.

lol!

[Shannacore]

That was supposed to be a tilde and not an exclamation point. This is important.

[this user was banned]

That was supposed to be a tilde and not an exclamation point. This is important.

nah, what's important is that you know how to take a good shit~

[Misto]

If it takes you longer than 30 seconds to take a shit.

You're constipated.

I suggested shredded wheat and a banana with two cups of coffee.

/thread closed

[Susano]

What happened to reading in the bathroom? If I'm not reading about a sword, some magic, or a dragon, there's zero defecation taking place.

Save the games for flights and public transit, there are stories to be enjoyed in the quiet solitude of your bathroom, don't let them join your waste in a downward spiral!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd228/sussypoo/reading-rainbow-2_zps21e7f6e2.jpg

[Malice_Mizer]

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID11363/images/LeVar_Burton.jpg

[Lopretni]

Pooping in a toilet, not in a sock? For shame.

[Ektar]

what attracted me to this thread is that I sat down to take a poop and opened my laptop to play eq and surf rnf.


can't believe no one's said raid on eq yet

[SamwiseRed]

Reading the ingredients on the back of the shampoo bottle in the shower next to the toilet.

[zanderklocke]

what attracted me to this thread is that I sat down to take a poop and opened my laptop to play eq and surf rnf.


can't believe no one's said raid on eq yet

Yeah, but how can I poopsock if I actually go to the bathroom and play EQ. Doesn't seem classic.

[Pico]

too focused on if its gonna be a sitdown wipe or astand up wipe

[FoxxHound]

I like to play Picasso with my poop. Smear it on the walls, and make everything beautiful. When people make fun of me I like to play dodgeball with them. Only with my poo.~

[Alawen]

I hold it until I get shit stains in my underwear and then I push as hard as I can because I can't wait to get rectal prolapse and colon cancer.

ftfy

[this user was banned]

This thread is going places!

[myriverse]

If it takes you long enough to play any game, there's something wrong. See a doctor.

[Malice_Mizer]

If it takes you long enough to play any game, there's something wrong. See a doctor.

The idea is that you get your business done, and then you sit there in your own filth for a dozen+ minutes staring into a phone.

[Zadrian]

My Singing Monsters and Running with Friends

[central scrutinizer]

I have been playing the gamebgoy advance game "golden sun" while on the john since that game came out, I don't think I'm even halfway through it yet.

I have 4 daughters and the bathroom in the master bedroom reeks of incense garbage my wife always has in there so I don't get to spend much time on the loo in my own home

I do have my own washroom at my office at work, but I have a television in there so I just flip channels

[this user was banned]

Despicable Me: Minion Rush

This has been my go to pooping game recently. It's a temple run style but has the charm of those funny minions in the movie. Lot's of fun, 3 different map styles, mini bosses, and a decent challenge. My only complaint about it is that the tokens are impossible to collect, like 5 a day, and anything worth tokens costs way too much. But hey, the game is free!

[Strifer]

http://cb.pbsstatic.com/l/43/2843/9780761522843.jpg

Read this

[Gustoo]

bathroom in the master bedroom reeks of incense garbage my wife always has in there so I don't get to spend much time on the loo in my own home

I have a wife and I like her. Definitely you should work out an agreement so you can take a dump in your own bathroom occasionally.

[Gustoo]

also I would actually love to see prima strategy guide on everquest.

[phacemeltar]

ive noticed that any time shannacore makes a post it changes the topic of said post entirely. makes me miss the days when girls didnt play games.

but to be relevant i have been playing http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

[mtb tripper]

tetris is pretty good for taking shits

[Gustoo]

^ no way i clench up when something intense happens.

Basically and unfortunately it is a bad idea to make the toilet your refuge, you will get hemorrhoids. Sit down, do business. Finish.

[Reapin]

^ no way i clench up when something intense happens.

Basically and unfortunately it is a bad idea to make the toilet your refuge, you will get hemorrhoids. Sit down, do business. Finish.

Poor TMO members, They must use a tube of Preparation-H daily.

[Reapin]

^ no way i clench up when something intense happens.

Basically and unfortunately it is a bad idea to make the toilet your refuge, you will get hemorrhoids. Sit down, do business. Finish.

Someone doesn't wipe their ass.

[Malice_Mizer]

http://cb.pbsstatic.com/l/43/2843/9780761522843.jpg

Read this

I remember buying this when I was in like 6th grade. Massive waste of money, even for a 6th grader.

[Archalen]

By the way, sitting on the toilet for too long can cause hemorrhoids. I don't feel like linking the medical literature but you can look it up the next time your on the toilet.

[r00t]

^ young webmd'er

[Archalen]

^ young webmd'er

Truth is I come from a family of hemorrhoid-infested anuses.

[KimIam89]

Thanks to smart phones, shitting has never been the same; 5 mins of taking the Browns to the Superbowl has turned into 10. So, what do you play while dropping a log?

kingsroad on facebook. its a diablo spin off

[Ahldagor]

I try to determine which of my old meals is being pooped by smell alone. I don't have a smartphone.

i like to add in color and texture. smell alone can be deceiving with certain foods. the feel as it falls is a good indicator too.

[RestoreThis]

honestly if you are on the toilet long enough to playa fucking game then you need to reevaluate your diet. not surprising that p99 guys are either constipated or shitting their brains out for hours on a toilet you fat fucks

[skipdog]

i like dungeon crawl stone soup ! there's an android version out there!