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goodcopbadcop
07-07-2013, 01:54 AM
IB Steps to Success on P99 -

1. Take a nearly 1 year hiatus from the server

2. Assemble a full group of toons at 230am, the first full group from the guild present on the server in a long time, port to DL and run to KC for an evac

3. Proceed to have a clandestine meeting at 3 am in TT with Jeremy, where you trade uber pixels as some type of Tony Soprano-esque tribute and gesture to 'play nice'

4. During said clandestine meeting, also manage to lick each others' virtual scrotums, perineums, and anuses, then Jeremy poofs and the rest go to group in Seb

5. Zerg recruit nubs

6. Grief smaller guilds ASAP with a lvl 46-51 raid force

7. Continue to be in cahoots with TMO

8. Profit

quido
07-07-2013, 01:56 AM
wat

Bazia
07-07-2013, 02:03 AM
think this guy is stalking you jeremy, also fantasizing about licking your scrotum

Hasbinbad
07-07-2013, 02:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nnY8s2z.jpg

Waedawen
07-07-2013, 02:10 AM
think this guy is stalking you jeremy, also fantasizing about licking your scrotum

Speaking about sucking dicks, huh guy?

Bazia
07-07-2013, 02:16 AM
Speaking about sucking dicks, huh guy?

wat

goodcopbadcop
07-07-2013, 02:36 AM
jeremy responds in 2 minutes speechless to being called out because said clandestine meeting actually occurred, ill save the trouble of screenshots

his various IB butt-buddy pixel-grubbing cohorts come to his aid, much like biff's goons in back to the future 1 (specifically the first movie not number 2)

how the hell does anybody know about this meeting???

Num1RecommendedByDentists
07-07-2013, 02:46 AM
literally no1 cares

Hasbinbad
07-07-2013, 02:50 AM
literally no1 cares
i care.

(inb4 hbb=nobody)

goodcopbadcop
07-07-2013, 03:02 AM
well its perfect, now TMO, with IB as proxy, can be in two places at once. IB is now the bad guy, TMO can continue to gear the alt army with less heat, they will play "you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours" together and keep the RMT wheel spinning

i think someone cares about that

Waedawen
07-07-2013, 03:03 AM
wat


Your mouth is so full of Jeremy cock that you should not be criticizing.

Num1RecommendedByDentists
07-07-2013, 03:14 AM
jeremy one of my top favorite bluebies

Bazia
07-07-2013, 03:48 AM
not sure why these blue posters are infatuated with thoughts of licking anuses and sucking cocks

you need to come back to red skip this shit is scary

Ektar
07-07-2013, 03:58 AM
well its perfect, now TMO, with IB as proxy, can be in two places at once. IB is now the bad guy, TMO can continue to gear the alt army with less heat, they will play "you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours" together and keep the RMT wheel spinning

i think someone cares about that

confirmed through new ektar-tiggles alliance to ruin server

Rhambuk
07-07-2013, 08:11 AM
literally no1 cares

people might if there was some actual information besides,

Secret meeting, ball sucking, secret meeting, taint licking, secret meeting, ass sucking.

Skope
07-07-2013, 08:26 AM
people might if there was some actual information besides,

Secret meeting, ball sucking, secret meeting, taint licking, secret meeting, ass sucking.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/DLAV/i-ve-got-a-raging-clue-right-now/image.png

goodcopbadcop
07-07-2013, 11:53 AM
the writing is on the wall - - someone leaks info about a shady ass meeting, its plainly not BS because those who are usually wry and witty on RnF are absolutely silent and want the thread to die.

there are others who know more than i do and they are keeping very quiet

people react way differently to facts than they do to false accusations

kotton05
07-07-2013, 12:51 PM
i dont get how sketchy the meeting could be?

beavis might have been baptizing some of them in that stream in TT idk.

Ektar
07-07-2013, 01:18 PM
are you implying I am not wry and witty

AexDestroy
07-07-2013, 01:24 PM
So wait people have to meet up in order to talk in EQ?

quido
07-07-2013, 01:55 PM
Haha I like the RMT conspiracy theory stuff the best =) you got the wrong server bub! I should share my spreadsheet.

Top Guess on who this genuinely mad poster is: the Sominus/Blink Duality
Runner-up: Tasslehof

Keep donkering, nubs =)

Sloth
07-07-2013, 03:27 PM
Is IB still around??

Maybe I should make a new char! My brother sold my SK wherever he is

goodcopbadcop
07-07-2013, 04:16 PM
RMT conspiracy theory?

it hasnt been a theory for years now - -

it is a bonafide conspiracy

Susano
07-07-2013, 04:58 PM
RNF has been shit lately, glad to see a remotely interesting post finally. Hopefully HBB and that kagatob fag won't push it off the front page with some retarded drivel.

Nirgon
07-07-2013, 05:56 PM
If you guys think TMO was this pixel hoarding terror or IB was corrupt...

The joining of these two houses would be the most terrifying poopsockarmtneckbeardery you ever saw

And I want to see it

And read RNF threads about it

kotton05
07-07-2013, 06:20 PM
This just in!,,,

TMO negotiating prices to have IB not wake the sleeper. These talks included a Skype session with Jeremy, offers of a paid vacation in Kerra isle, and last but not least an overnight stay in high keep with Isabella.

goodcopbadcop
07-07-2013, 07:41 PM
If you guys think TMO was this pixel hoarding terror or IB was corrupt...

The joining of these two houses would be the most terrifying poopsockarmtneckbeardery you ever saw

And I want to see it

And read RNF threads about it

winter is coming

Raavak
07-08-2013, 04:57 PM
Why was Beavis baptizing IB in TT? Shouldn't that have been his cousin Bruce? Something definitely isn't adding up!